Memorable quotes

Bonko

You have succeeded in destroying the dimensional link, and the wormhole disappears into itself with 

an explosion of soundless colour.

You discern that you are in the Island off the Northern Vashnars.

Your environment conforms to that of Road.

You are in the Prime Material Plane.

6319h, 4652m, 19957w, 27625e ex|cdbkr- Falcon (20:42:02.488)worm sources

You close your eyes and seek out all wormhole sources.

You see connections between A private underground temple (?) and Torture Inc (house) (?)

6319h, 4652m, 19917w, 27625e x|cdbkr- Falcon (20:42:03.414)

Ruth

This.

Bonko

Message #15704      Sent by Roroan

1/23/12:31 Yu know all bullshit aside i thought we were friends Bonko, now that you are throwing a 

chilidsh tizzy you kill my falcon, what a pathetic sad sad little boy you are.

You sent the following message to Roroan:

Lol.

Message #15706      Sent by Roroan

1/23/12:31 Sod off twit I'm not even angry with you, i pity your pathetic childishness.

---

Let's go back 24-48 hours, shall we?

Message #15665      Sent by Roroan

1/21/14:07 I'm afraid i'm going to have to discharge you from TWD Mate, getting too many complaints 

about you being a drama queen. If you can get yourself under controll ill re-add you but you now how 

it is.

Message #15666      Sent by Achaea

1/21/14:07 You have been discharged from The Walking Dead for the following reason: '[no reason 

given]'.

Cooper

He's entirely right about you being childish and having fits. Looks like he was being pretty nice and reasonable there and you're just being your standard self.

Arditi

Bonko said:

You have succeeded in destroying the dimensional link, and the wormhole disappears into itself with 

an explosion of soundless colour.

You discern that you are in the Island off the Northern Vashnars.

Your environment conforms to that of Road.

You are in the Prime Material Plane.

6319h, 4652m, 19957w, 27625e ex|cdbkr- Falcon (20:42:02.488)worm sources

You close your eyes and seek out all wormhole sources.

You see connections between A private underground temple (?) and Torture Inc (house) (?)

6319h, 4652m, 19917w, 27625e x|cdbkr- Falcon (20:42:03.414)

Cynlael

Poor @Bonko, what are you gonna do with your life, now. Booted by Roroan AND insulted by Cooper


Do you want a hug?

Jarrod

What's next, is everyone going to be surprised when Santar flips on Targ and goes crazy?

I love Bonko but if you didn't see this coming you're kind of dumb.

Arditi

Jarrod said:

What's next, is everyone going to be surprised when Santar flips on Targ and goes crazy?

I love Bonko but if you didn't see this coming you're kind of dumb.

Exactly why I never gave him any authority in the Naga and dragged my feet when he asked for it.

Although I do have an opening for "Position with full privileges and zero responsibilities", so interested parties should contact me in-game.

Asmodron

Arditi said:

Jarrod said:

What's next, is everyone going to be surprised when Santar flips on Targ and goes crazy?

I love Bonko but if you didn't see this coming you're kind of dumb.

Exactly why I never gave him any authority in the Naga and dragged my feet when he asked for it.

Although I do have an opening for "Position with full privileges and zero responsibilities", so interested parties should contact me in-game.

Sup

Tharvis

You read what is written on a monumental sphere of thrumming electrum:

Aman sandud asa laiman.

Fai ma na'ath na aim

i duun sennad mal atmalqad

nahu ka dorad morad i'il hiema

marrad shaalad asa na aim

laid dalam tsalaisad neina.

Aman sandud asa laiman.

Cynlael

@Tharvis

Tharvis

@Cynlael That isn't Cthulhu, THIS is Cthulhu

Katzchen

Tharvis said:

You read what is written on a monumental sphere of thrumming electrum:

Aman sandud asa laiman.

Fai ma na'ath na aim

i duun sennad mal atmalqad

nahu ka dorad morad i'il hiema

marrad shaalad asa na aim

laid dalam tsalaisad neina.

Aman sandud asa laiman.

Scrolling through forums with toddler on lap. He sees this pic 'Look, mummy, it's me!' 'Um, no' 'Mummy, it's you!' Oh great, thanks. Love you too, kid.

Mishgul

Bonko was Mhaldorian?

Rangor

Mishgul said:

Bonko was Mhaldorian?

Mhaldor was Bonko.

Mishgul

What's Mhaldor

Kinilan

Mishgul said:

What's Mhaldor

It's like Hashan. But with less people

Mishgul

Kinilan why u no play real games.

Sothantos

You remove 1 gold, bringing the total in the Rift to 186.

Fairly small, but quite heavy, the bar of gold is a small treasure for whosoever possesses it.

It weighs 0 ounce(s).

:-?

Achilles

Sothantos said:

You remove 1 gold, bringing the total in the Rift to 186.

Fairly small, but quite heavy, the bar of gold is a small treasure for whosoever possesses it.

It weighs 0 ounce(s).

:-?

Magic

Sena

Sothantos said:

You remove 1 gold, bringing the total in the Rift to 186.
Fairly small, but quite heavy, the bar of gold is a small treasure for whosoever possesses it.
It weighs 0 ounce(s).

:-?

Since it's not very specific, maybe it's just quite heavy for its size, but "fairly small" is an understatement (it's 1x0.5x0.5 inches, and just rounds down from ~0.5 to 0 ounces).

Harder to explain:

Having a distinct smell, the ginger root is easily identified by even the novice.
It weighs 0 ounce(s).

A ginger root does not have a distinct smell.

Cooper

Targossas is skirmish/raiding me and Proficy (mostly on clouds, but it started on the mountain and we chased them there).

I go to do something in Mhaldor quick, Proficy gets attacked by Avianca and Seftin on clouds.

I go to clouds, we kill Avianca and Seftin gets away.

Avianca tells you, "You're dead."

You tell the soul of Avianca, "I doubt it."

She prays.

A contract has been put on your life by Avianca and accepted by Santar. Please note that this is for 

informational purposes only. It does not alter anything in regards to your PK or issue rights on 

Avianca until an actual attack is made upon you.

A contract has been put on your life by Avianca and accepted by Santar. Please note that this is for 

informational purposes only. It does not alter anything in regards to your PK or issue rights on 

Avianca until an actual attack is made upon you.

You tell Vice Admiral Avianca Shu'in-Crescent, "You were attacking a citymate and I defended him. 

You threatened me afterwards. Where do you come off hiring twice?"

Avianca tells you, "Twice for your kill as has always been the rule. Ta ta."

-->Avianca A long time ago, sure, but currently it is not.

That person has chosen to ignore you.

This is the only interaction I can remember with her. Quality player there.

(named and shamed)

Kross

Cooper said:

Targossas is skirmish/raiding me and Proficy (mostly on clouds, but it started on the mountain and we chased them there).

I go to do something in Mhaldor quick, Proficy gets attacked by Avianca and Seftin on clouds.

I go to clouds, we kill Avianca and Seftin gets away.

Avianca tells you, "You're dead."

You tell the soul of Avianca, "I doubt it."

She prays.

A contract has been put on your life by Avianca and accepted by Santar. Please note that this is for 

informational purposes only. It does not alter anything in regards to your PK or issue rights on 

Avianca until an actual attack is made upon you.

A contract has been put on your life by Avianca and accepted by Santar. Please note that this is for 

informational purposes only. It does not alter anything in regards to your PK or issue rights on 

Avianca until an actual attack is made upon you.

You tell Vice Admiral Avianca Shu'in-Crescent, "You were attacking a citymate and I defended him. 

You threatened me afterwards. Where do you come off hiring twice?"

Avianca tells you, "Twice for your kill as has always been the rule. Ta ta."

-->Avianca A long time ago, sure, but currently it is not.

That person has chosen to ignore you.

This is the only interaction I can remember with her. Quality player there.

(named and shamed)

This was -exactly- my experience with her. Hirst and I go into Targossas. Hirst kills her, and I get one kill on her as well. She hires three times on Hirst and I. When I ask why there were three hires and not one (As I only killed her once, and didn't aid Hirst in doing so in any way, was just standing there), I got the exact same response. Even down to the "Ta ta". Then, pointedly ignored. That's alright, I picked up a contract on her afterwards and killed her in Istarion.

Kinilan

On the plus side, most people in Targ know she is a tool.

Sothantos

The hiring is pretty unreasonable to me from a player perspective, but apparently, according to the admin, justifiable. Davio asked about it a bit ago and received the response that defending someone who's being attacked and attacking someone for raiding/skirmishing/defiling without a writ isn't a justifiable roleplay cause to kill someone, and thus the person who is targeted is entitled to hire.

Santar

It's pretty stupid.

Nemutaur

Especially hiring twice. That's not even a rule anymore, that was in the old HELP PK file. Pathetic.

Dunn

The ground begins to tremble slightly.

A swirl of black smoke rises up from the battlements, its sinuous form shifting and changing.

With a blast of powerful and twisted magic, the smoke solidifies, releasing a putrid miasma of greenish fog before it dissipates.

The light from the sun catches across the shimmering surface of a statue of Tanris Rozzan.

Hewn of dense, pale granite, the stooped form of an aged human gazes over the 

battlements. Fragments of pale crystal adorn the carven rock, glittering across 

the male figure as though delicate, shimmering scars upon flesh. From an 

expressionless visage, eyes of milky-green and sparkling emerald stare eternally 

toward the horizon, his features set with determination. Within one hand, he 

grasps a tarot deck decorated with an obsidian rock, whilst the other remains 

empty: his fingers curled in the air in a display of strength. Carved into the 

left forearm and the back of both hands, the ebonised Mark of the Twin glistens 

with a dull lustre.

It weighs about 375 pounds.

 Perched upon the edge of the battlement, a statue of Tanris Rozzan stares sightlessly across the land. (L O L)

Anedhel

Lol no way

Silas

Needs more gazeout.