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  • SkyeSkye The Duchess Bellatere
    Kinilan said:
    A dove comes flying into the room, deposits a letter into your hands, warbles
    cheerfully, and flies away.

    You read what is written on an elegant white letter:
    These are for you. Merry Logosmas. Now stop being a menace to society.
    We are very concerned about you.

    7370h, 7381m, 31004e, 21914w cexdb-
    These morbidly comical boxers are sewn from a light airy cotton, tie-dyed in
    dark blue hues evocative of the stormy sea. They feature a motif of sea monsters
    and sinking ships in various states of destruction, peppered with the occasional
    pointing triton or merfolk with scandalised expressions. The boxers are secured
    by a drawstring, with the ends knotted in a figure eight.
    Embroidered on it are the words:
    Certified Menace of the Sea
    It has 93 months of usefulness left.
    It weighs 2 ounce(s).
    It bears the distinctive mark of Skye.

    And all I had to do was threaten to sink her ship!
    People sent me a mass of tells after that shout. :( I was standing in the post office trying to post you your gift and you're there fussing around and shouting like a child. Honestly.


  • KinilanKinilan
     I hope all the tells were from your friends and fellow order members realizing who your father was.
  • CynlaelCynlael
    Don't play for a week, log in and 5 minutes later...

    The rowdy notes of a drinking song, faint at first, then rising to the undisputed
    intensity of a Dwarf On A Mission, herald the arrival of Ironbeard the Magnanimous
    who casts his beam of a smile about himself as he arrives.
    "Ahh! You look like you could use some cheering up!" Ironbeard the Magnanimous says
    with a broad smile, "A gift to put a smile on your face, Shalice!"
    4876h, 4202m, 18000w exdb- 65.0% - 23:24:37:257
    You tell Shalice, "Lucky."
    4876h, 4202m, 18000w exdb- 65.0% - 23:24:47:121
    With a sudden look of concentration, Ironbeard the Magnanimous smiles a crooked
    smile, rubs his ample stomach, and fades to nothingness, followed by the sound of a
    distant belch.
    The rowdy notes of a drinking song, faint at first, then rising to the undisputed
    intensity of a Dwarf On A Mission, herald the arrival of Ironbeard the Magnanimous
    who casts his beam of a smile about himself as he arrives.
    Ironbeard the Magnanimous hiccups and says, "Special people like Cynlael deserve
    something especially special on special days."
    Ironbeard the Magnanimous just gave you a giftbag!
    4876h, 4202m, 18000w exdb- 65.0% - 23:24:57:264


    GG

  • OceanaOceana North Sea
    Wysteria said:
    2013/12/18 19:17:05 - Vingranok > I hung up stockings in the theatre for me'n the girls and the flying furrball. Happy Logosmas! 

     ^ this is a denizen. Fur-ball is the House critter...
    I wonder if our Jallah reads the forums...
  • RuthRuth Singapore
    Tharvis said:

    @ruth how'd sartan react, did he facepalm?  :P

    or did he pull a "I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that"
    He pretended he didn't see that, of course!
    "Mummy, I'm hungry, but there's no one to eat! :C"

     

  • MishgulMishgul Trondheim, Norway
    Flowerdor does not condone the act of burning.

    -

    One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important

    As drawn by Shayde
    hic locus est ubi mors gaudet succurrere vitae
  • CarmellCarmell Eastern Washington

    You drop the corpse of Nemutaur.
    You sink a glistening claw into the neck of the corpse and hack ruthlessly through flesh, sinew and muscle.
    The soul of Nemutaur says, "Ah well, next time."
    The soul of Nemutaur says, "No corpse for you."
    You finally manage to sever the head from the corpse of Nemutaur, leaving only a pool of blood where the head had been.
    You pick up a headless corpse.
    You pick up the decapitated head of Nemutaur.
    You say, "Too late."
    You tell Archdragon Nemutaur Rousseau, "Too late."
    Nemutaur tells you, "Nooooo."
    You tell Archdragon Nemutaur Rousseau, "Yessssssssssssssssssssss."
    Nemutaur tells you, "Ah well, I'll get you guys later."

     

  • KafzielKafziel
    You summon your ancient power and direct the curse of sensitivity to strike down Iakimen in 2
    seconds.
    7279|100 6389|91 85 78 cekdbv-  23:23:59.957(-500m, 7.2%)
    You conjure up your illusion towards Iakimen.
    7279|100 6364|91 85 78 ckdbv-  23:24:00.469(-25m, 0.4%)
    You may drink another health or mana elixir or tonic.
    7279|100 6364|91 85 78 ckdbv-  23:24:01.000
    You have recovered equilibrium. (0.957s)
    7279|100 6364|91 85 78 cekdbv-  23:24:01.425
    Iakimen convulses under the influence of some invisible force.
    You may invoke the dragoncurse once again.
    7279|100 6364|91 85 78 cekdbv-  23:24:01.761
    You have recovered balance on all limbs. (2.491s)
    7279|100 6364|91 85 78 cexkdbv-  23:24:01.764
    Twisting to grasp Iakimen in your powerful jaws, you sink your teeth deep into his flesh before
    tossing his helpless body into the air and catching him once more in your teeth. - 1
    7279|100 6364|91 84 78 cekdbv-  23:24:01.866
    Iakimen takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his body.
    7279|100 6364|91 84 78 cekdbv-  23:24:02.015
    Iakimen eats a piece of kelp.
    7279|100 6364|91 84 78 cekdbv-  23:24:02.019
    Iakimen takes a drink from a cherrywood vial.
    7279|100 6364|91 84 78 cekdbv-  23:24:02.401
    (Whiners Anonymous): Micositu says, "That's how."
    7279|100 6364|91 84 78 cekdbv-  23:24:02.650
    Iakimen takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his legs.
    7279|100 6364|91 84 78 cekdbv-  23:24:02.941
    Iakimen grits his teeth as a blank expression washes over his face.
    7279|100 6364|91 84 78 cekdbv-  23:24:03.193
    You conjure up your illusion towards Iakimen.
    7279|100 6339|90 84 78 ckdbv-  23:24:03.322(-25m, 0.4%)
    Iakimen eats a hawthorn berry.
    7279|100 6339|90 84 78 ckdbv-  23:24:03.566
    You have recovered equilibrium. (0.878s)
    7279|100 6339|90 84 78 cekdbv-  23:24:04.201
    Thundering wildly, a storm of ice-infused droplets rain down upon the area.
    7279|100 6339|90 84 78 cekdbv-  23:24:04.311
    The cloud of draconic breath disperses in the wind.
    You have recovered balance on all limbs. (3.485s)
    7279|100 6339|90 84 78 cexkdbv-  23:24:05.351
    Twisting to grasp Iakimen in your powerful jaws, you sink your teeth deep into his flesh before
    tossing his helpless body into the air and catching him once more in your teeth.     - 2
    7279|100 6339|90 84 78 cekdbv-  23:24:05.471
    (Whiners Anonymous): Cahin says, "Thank you Mico."
    7279|100 6339|90 84 78 cekdbv-  23:24:06.381
    You conjure up your illusion towards Iakimen.
    7279|100 6314|90 84 78 ckdbv-  23:24:06.667(-25m, 0.4%)
    Iakimen takes a drink from a cherrywood vial.
    7279|100 6314|90 84 78 ckdbv-  23:24:06.828
    Iakimen takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his torso.
    7279|100 6314|90 84 78 ckdbv-  23:24:07.080
    You have recovered equilibrium. (1.057s)
    7279|100 6314|90 84 78 cekdbv-  23:24:07.724
    You feel an aura of rebounding surround you.
    7279|100 6314|90 84 78 cekdbv-  23:24:07.851
    You have recovered balance on all limbs. (3.388s)
    7279|100 6314|90 84 78 cexkdbv-  23:24:08.859
    Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
    Twisting to grasp Iakimen in your powerful jaws, you sink your teeth deep into his flesh before
    tossing his helpless body into the air and catching him once more in your teeth. - 3
    7279|100 6314|90 84 78 cekdbv-  23:24:08.980
    You take a long drag off your pipe. (7 malachite left)
    7279|100 6314|90 84 78 cekdbv-  23:24:09.102
    (Whiners Anonymous): Nicia says, "NDS LIST MINE."
    7279|100 6314|90 84 78 cekdbv-  23:24:10.290
    You conjure up your illusion towards Iakimen.
    7279|100 6289|90 84 78 ckdbv-  23:24:10.537(-25m, 0.4%)
    (Whiners Anonymous): Micositu says, "Any time."
    7279|100 6289|90 84 78 ckdbv-  23:24:10.776
    Iakimen takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his legs.
    7279|100 6289|90 84 78 ckdbv-  23:24:11.192
    You have recovered equilibrium. (0.784s)
    7279|100 6289|90 84 78 cekdbv-  23:24:11.322
    Iakimen takes a drink from a cherrywood vial.
    7279|100 6289|90 84 78 cekdbv-  23:24:11.444
    Iakimen takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his legs.
    7279|100 6289|90 84 78 cekdbv-  23:24:12.224
    You have recovered balance on all limbs. (3.487s)
    7279|100 6289|90 84 78 cexkdbv-  23:24:12.467
    Twisting to grasp Iakimen in your powerful jaws, you sink your teeth deep into his flesh before
    tossing his helpless body into the air and catching him once more in your teeth.     - 4
    7279|100 6289|90 84 78 cekdbv-  23:24:12.472
    Iakimen cries out in agony, a look of pain crossing his features.
    7279|100 6289|90 84 78 cekdbv-  23:24:13.103
    You conjure up your illusion towards Iakimen.
    7279|100 6264|89 84 78 ckdbv-  23:24:14.222(-25m, 0.4%)
    Iakimen grits his teeth as a blank expression washes over his face.
    7279|100 6264|89 84 78 ckdbv-  23:24:14.569
    You have recovered equilibrium. (1.015s)
    7279|100 6264|89 84 78 cekdbv-  23:24:15.237
    You have recovered balance on all limbs. (3.412s)
    7279|100 6264|89 84 78 cexkdbv-  23:24:15.883
    Iakimen takes a drink from a cherrywood vial.
    7279|100 6264|89 84 78 cexkdbv-  23:24:16.003
    Twisting to grasp Iakimen in your powerful jaws, you sink your teeth deep into his flesh before
    tossing his helpless body into the air and catching him once more in your teeth. - 5
    7279|100 6264|89 84 78 cekdbv-  23:24:16.007
    Iakimen takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his torso.
    7279|100 6264|89 84 78 cekdbv-  23:24:16.382
    Iakimen swoons for a moment then rises again, flushed but strong.
    7279|100 6264|89 84 78 cekdbv-  23:24:17.227
    You conjure up your illusion towards Iakimen.
    7279|100 6239|89 84 78 ckdbv-  23:24:17.431(-25m, 0.4%)
    Iakimen tilts his head to one side while looking at nothing in particular, rubs his chin, and
    thoughtfully mumbles "Hrm."
    7279|100 6239|89 84 78 ckdbv-  23:24:17.677
    You feel an aura of rebounding surround you.
    7279|100 6239|89 84 78 ckdbv-  23:24:17.680
    You have recovered equilibrium. (0.927s)
    7279|100 6239|89 84 78 cekdbv-  23:24:18.358
    You have recovered balance on all limbs. (3.436s)
    7279|100 6239|89 84 78 cexkdbv-  23:24:19.443
    Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
    Twisting to grasp Iakimen in your powerful jaws, you sink your teeth deep into his flesh before
    tossing his helpless body into the air and catching him once more in your teeth. - 6

    1 sensitive bite and 5 regular in storm. Not sure why I bother fighting monks in dragon.
  • SantarSantar
    edited December 2013
    To be fair, you did trip his vitality at the end there.


    Seems pretty balanced.

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  • MannimarMannimar
    Hedge Wytch Schrondinger (male Rajamala).
    He is 18 years old, having been born on the 7th of Phaestian, 624 years after the fall of 
    the Seleucarian Empire.
    He was born under the Waxing Gibbous (6 of 7).
    He is unranked in Achaea.
    He is an extremely credible character.
    He is not known for acts of infamy.
    He is a Peasant in Hashan.
    He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
    He is a Hedge Wytch in the Spirit Walkers.

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  • IocunIocun
    Mannimar said:

    He was born under the Waxing Gibbous (6 of 7).
    What is this sorcery?

    New addition to Achaea's honours output or some client-side script?

    →My Mudlet Scripts

  • VerilyVerily
    Fanciful moon stuff! (the latter)
  • NiraaethNiraaeth
    Meant to ask that as well. Do want!
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  • AsmodronAsmodron
    edited December 2013
    It's Spiritwalker Magicks ;). We can sense their moon-vibes
  • EldEld
    Trevize said:
    Iocun said:
    He was born under the Waxing Gibbous (6 of 7).
    What is this sorcery? New addition to Achaea's honours output or some client-side script?
    Hi. :)

    I made a spreadsheet, got sick of checking it, wrote a script. Rather simple, actually.

    20 Aeguary 643 is the Waxing Gibbous (1 of 7)
    1 Sarapin 0 is the New Moon
    1 Sarapin 65473 is the Waxing Gibbous (4 of 7)

    Lunar Calendar: 10 days until the new moon.
    Lunar Calendar: 26 days until the full moon.

    Lunar Cleric Trevize Amaris, Sage of the Waning Moon (male Xoran).
    He is 322 years old, having been born on the 23rd of Miraman, 320 years after the fall of the 
    Seleucarian Empire.
    He was born under the Waxing Crescent (1 of 7).

    Mad skills.


    I've thought about doing this, but wasn't sure if it would need occasional corrections, like you do when correlating IC and OOC dates. I take it the moon phase is strictly tied to the Achaean date?
  • TrevizeTrevize
    edited December 2013
    Eld said:
    I've thought about doing this, but wasn't sure if it would need occasional corrections, like you do when correlating IC and OOC dates. I take it the moon phase is strictly tied to the Achaean date?

    Experience says yes. I'm pretty sure they keep a number of days (like excel does datevalues at 0 for 0 jan 1900 at midnight) and both the date and moon use that. Really easy on their side to use division, rounding, and modulus to return a moon phase and day/month/year.
    Current scripts: GoldTracker 1.2, mData 1.1
    Site: https://github.com/trevize-achaea/scripts/releases
    Thread: http://forums.achaea.com/discussion/4064/trevizes-scripts
    Latest update: 9/26/2015 better character name handling in GoldTracker, separation of script and settings, addition of gold report and gold distribute aliases.
  • EldEld
    edited December 2013
    Trevize said:


    Eld said:


    I've thought about doing this, but wasn't sure if it would need occasional corrections, like you do when correlating IC and OOC dates. I take it the moon phase is strictly tied to the Achaean date?

    Experience says yes. I'm pretty sure they keep a number of days (like excel does datevalues at 0 for 0 jan 1900 at midnight) and both the date and moon use that. Really easy on their side to use division, rounding, and modulus to return a moon phase and day/month/year.

    Yeah, not sure why I didn't take that 5 minutes out of my day sooner. Would have saved a lot of asking Ouranians when the next New Moon is.
  • SkyeSkye The Duchess Bellatere
    That's some dedication to Suffering.


  • MannimarMannimar
    You know... I'm so used to that script that I forgot it wasn't a part of the game. Gotta love @Trevize for passing it out to us.
  • AsmodronAsmodron
    edited December 2013
    Sherazad said:

    During Mhaldorian Ball:

    Caoimhaen takes your hand in his and places his other hand around your waste.

    :S Almost died laughing.

    EDIT: He's been told to not touch my shit.

    Wouldnt be a Mhaldorian ball if there are no heads rolling :)
  • KyrraKyrra Australia
    A festive cheer erupts from the Fortress of Dun as Balam Agab ascends, taking his rightful place as
    ruler of the barony.
    (D.M.A.): Cooper says, "Kyrra is either the most innocent person in the world, or the girl who uses the most innuendo seemingly unintentionally but really on purpose."

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