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Results of disembowel testing | Knight limb counter | GMCP AB files
Everyone
Calm down and look at Ghibli gifs.
And you won't understand the cause of your grief...
...But you'll always follow the voices beneath.
Tecton appears out of thin air.
Raising your hand in greeting, you say "Hi!"
Tecton, the Terraformer says, "You're working normally."
You look about yourself, rubbing your chin thoughtfully.
Tecton, the Terraformer says, "It's just a little slower at this level."
You say, "...how much does 133 jump?"
You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.
Tecton, the Terraformer laughingly says, "A lot."
You gulp nervously.
You say, "How much is a lot?"
Tecton, the Terraformer says, "Let's see."
Tecton, the Terraformer says, "You're 0.0057% through the level."
You whistle appreciatively.
You say, "That's like ... 8x difference?"
Tecton, the Terraformer says, "It's not exactly linear, since we had to change the whole system."
Tecton, the Terraformer says, "But it's a large jump."
You say, "Oh wait, no, even worse than that. 80x?!"
Tecton, the Terraformer says, "But you're not broken!"
You say, "I'd have gotten 0.4% previously, so ... yeah, 80x!"
Tecton, the Terraformer says, "Keep plugging away, son!"
Tecton's mouth turns up as His face breaks into a smile.
You say, "You're killing me here!"
score
Champion Penwize Baker, the Relentless (male Human Man-at-arms)
You are level 133 (2nd Level of Penwizian Fortitude) and 0.0% of the way to the next level.
[score stuff snipped]
You say, "Never going to reach 1st level of Penwizian Fortitude at this rate!"
Tecton, the Terraformer says, "Something to aspire to!"
Tecton, the Terraformer has bestowed His divine favour upon you. It will last for approximately 1 Achaean month.
You say, "80x, ouch!"
Tecton, the Terraformer says, "Enjoy!"
Well, better buckle up I guess, I've got about 80 dragons of xp to finish for the next level.
Or send an ooc message.
The soul of Ashmond says, "Always with the sniping."
(Clan): Ictinus says, "Stop it Jiraishin, you're making me like you."
Cascades of quicksilver light streak across the firmament as the celestial voice of Ourania intones, "Oh Jarrod..."
Well, if they don't want to come up with a name for it, that would work. Then it'd take more than a lifetime to get there.
Honourable, knight eternal,
Darkly evil, cruel infernal.
Necromanctic to the core,Dance with death forever more.
That love soon might end You are unbreaking
And be known in its aching Though quaking
Shown in this shaking Though crazy
Lately of my wasteland, baby That's just wasteland, baby
In about three, four days, the problem will solve itself.
Honourable, knight eternal,
Darkly evil, cruel infernal.
Necromanctic to the core,Dance with death forever more.
"About three, four days" is a carefree jaunt for Penwize. He's like a monk meditating under a waterfall of trucker pills and Mountain Dew.
Results of disembowel testing | Knight limb counter | GMCP AB files