Memorable quotes

Kaevan

Hayte said:

You slowly hobble north.
2122h, 5127m cexkdb-100-85.7%- 03:01:53:893
You bleed 67 health.
2055h, 5127m cexkdb-100-85.7%- 03:01:54:511
clot
(-67)
2055h, 5067m cexkdb-100-85.7%- 03:01:54:558(-60)
The gates of Mhaldor.
-room crap-
2055h, 5067m cexkdb-100-85.7%- 03:01:55:182
Platonus comes flying in with a jumpkick from the south.
Platonus's eyes uncloud as a wunjo rune heals his blindness.
Platonus's limbs lock up as his eyes meet an inguz rune on a totem.
Platonus's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
Platonus's eyes close suddenly as he falls asleep.
He bumps into you and falls to the floor, asleep.

The soul of Platonus says in a slow, deeply resonant voice, "Well doh."

I totally lost it there.

The bit of text I've emphasised has always been the funniest part of any monk the JPKs into a totem tuned against them.  The mental image is great. 

Scarlatti

Jarrod said:

Now that it's public, I stand boldly beside everything I said.

I regret nothing.

There will be a lot of regret to go around if I see that short story turn up in the ArtBards...

Wysteria

Scarlatti said:

Jarrod said:

Now that it's public, I stand boldly beside everything I said.

I regret nothing.

There will be a lot of regret to go around if I see that short story turn up in the ArtBards...

shhhh @Kyrra might hear you!

Chryenth

...

*quietly deletes the last two hours of work*

Kyrra

Wait.. wait.. what? There's a story?

Will pay handsomely for the first copy!

Bonko

(Text Terrorists): @Simoln says, "I feel like I just joined an FBI list."

Xenomorph

Xenomorph's fullplate clanks with the annoying irony of his presence. His slouched worn out figure is shamefully augmented by the fireplace poker he mistook for his weapon. Even his helmet looked fat. The citizens all turn around and acknowledge the smell of old spice and KFC. Seeing the confused mass of armor standing up half-straight in his ill-fitting fullplate, his backside is covered in graffiti of the Mhaldorian youth mocking his slow 10o'clock strolls around Mhaldor as he solicits unwanted advice as a prostitute would pestilence. His appearance and odd smell aside, his actual showing at a raid could mean only one thing.

Sartan must be on. Ah, so good to have Him back!

Katzchen

@Xenomorph look what you've started...


Orchist throws his arms wide and begins to speak in tongues.

Orchist flaps his arms madly.

The ground around you rumbles and shakes as the earth parts. A humble shrine of Sartan rises from the ground.

Orchist takes a drink from a stygian vial.

You make your offering, praying for the sanctification of this shrine to Sartan.

You make your offering, praying for the sanctification of this shrine to Sartan.

You make your offering, praying for the sanctification of this shrine to Sartan.
The dormant shrine is imbued with power and transforms into an active shrine.

You give Orchist the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

Orchist says in Mhaldorian in a gruff voice, "My new thing."

You say, "It's... different."

Orchist says in Mhaldorian in a gruff voice, "I've determined that I need a thing too."

You say to Orchist, "Perhaps work on it a bit."

Katzchen

Orchist tells you in Mhaldorian, "Anything I should know about the ruins of morindar?"

(Whiners Anonymous): Vadimuses says, "That too haha."

You tell Ser Orchist Lichlord, Sartanic Knight, "Nel'dorath hurt a LOT."

Orchist tells you in Mhaldorian, "Is there a common target name?"

You tell Ser Orchist Lichlord, Sartanic Knight, "Possibly undead, if that doesn't work, not sure sorry."

You tell Ser Orchist Lichlord, Sartanic Knight, "I think it might work for some."

Orchist tells you in Mhaldorian, "Cool."

(Whiners Anonymous): You say, "Orchist tells you in Mhaldorian, "Anything i should know about the ruins of morindar?" Waiting for the deathsight."

Yurasta Tarcalion, the Thaumaturge has blasted Orchist into oblivion.

Orchist tells you in Mhaldorian, "Well damnit."

(Whiners Anonymous): Mycen says, "Oops."

(Whiners Anonymous): You say, "That didn't take long."

You tell the soul of Orchist, "Oh yeah, he hurts too."

Orchist tells you in Mhaldorian, "Yeah."



To echo Mycen... oops.

Krypton

Halos dances about wildly, and a ring of dancing light forms a halo around him.
Halos dances about wildly, and a ring of dancing light forms a halo around him.

Talk about living up to your name.

Synbios

Krypton said:

Halos dances about wildly, and a ring of dancing light forms a halo around him.
Halos dances about wildly, and a ring of dancing light forms a halo around him.

Talk about living up to your name.

Wait till he gets promoted to Master Chief.

Sothantos

(clan): Darroth says, "When we gonna end the war."

(clan): Achilles says, "When Mhaldor has no doors."

(clan): Achilles says, "We will simply call it Mhal."

Silas

:-<

Achilles

:-h

Jiraishin

Hitting and running:
Fiery pain burns through your chest as a one-eyed freshwater alligator lunges
from the water and clamps his teeth down on your torso, splintering ribs.
2690h, 4070m cexkb-00:36:10:643(-1520 Health)
You take a drink from a cedarwood vial.
The tonic heals and soothes you.
3391h, 4070m cexkb-00:36:10:766(+701 Health)
You grab hold of a nearby branch and swing nimbly up into the treetops.


A one-eyed freshwater alligator clambers up from the ground below.

OH DEAR GOD IT CAN CLIMB WHAT IS THIS

Achilles

markwho

Santar [Q], Achilles [I], Achilles [I], Achilles [I], Achilles [I].

Wut

Santar

I started it, then mine faded away. Har.

Daslin

@Achilles that's not even the worst man, 

qw2 showed me this.

 Sothantos, Sunny, Taraus, Tay, Tetherman, Tierat, Tyndaryn, Tzond, Vargros, Verias, Vicious, 

WarMaster, WarMaster, WarMaster, WarMaster, WarMaster, WarMaster, WarMaster, Yae, Zbaco, Zeyu, Zii, 

and Zuko.

Santar

Daslin said:

@Achilles that's not even the worst man, 

qw2 showed me this.

 Sothantos, Sunny, Taraus, Tay, Tetherman, Tierat, Tyndaryn, Tzond, Vargros, Verias, Vicious, 

WarMaster, WarMaster, WarMaster, WarMaster, WarMaster, WarMaster, WarMaster, Yae, Zbaco, Zeyu, Zii, 

and Zuko.

I started that one too. 

Kyrra

Ello, Ducky

Sybilla

You tell [someone] in Ashtani, "I myself am tied up abroad, [stuff] I'll need a stiff drink when I return!"

A flamboyant architect strides in from the down and strikes a contemplative pose.

A flamboyant architect tosses his head and strides away to the down.

You roll your eyes.

You mutter in Ashtani in a rich, contralto voice, "Cyrenians..."

Tesha

(Order): Aurora says, "Tell Me, what exactly am I missing by not listening to @Darroth's jokes?"

Fighting, cannot reply!

(Order): Kard says, "Darroth tells jokes? Scary."

(Order): Silas says, "Missing? Nothing."

(Order): Silas says, "It just seems that the city is suffering through a jester epidemic at present."

All done.

(Order): Aurora says, "I had noticed they had bred."

(Order): You say, "I believe a jester might ask what kind of bread You believed they had, my Lady."

You hear a whistling noise and notice a narrow beam of yellow energy arcing through the heavens and striking your body. Pain envelopes you as golden fire surrounds and engulfs you in a paroxysm of suffering before it departs, leaving your body charred and smoking. You realise that this was but a warning.

(Order): Aurora says, "That would be My response!"

:x

Azi

Sedraxis arrives from the north.

(Party): You say, "SLEEP."

The Postal Office of Delos (indoors).

An ivory sign sits atop the counter, proudly proclaiming, "Read HELP MAIL before you even ask!" A 

colourfully dressed woman with bright blue eyes and a mess of black hair focuses intently on 

juggling several rolled up letters.  Blade Aspirant Sedraxis, Recruit of Black Squadron is here. He 

wields a shining steel longsword in his right hand.

You see a single exit leading north (open door).

A wormhole is here, leading to: Surrounded by lilypads in the Mannaseh (#4735) in Mannaseh swamp.

You close the door leading north.

You move over to block the north exit.

(Party): You say, "I'll watch over you."

Sedraxis closes his eyes, curls up into a ball and falls asleep.

Galia grabs some of the letters from a nearby cabinet and begins juggling with a practiced grace.

Sedraxis lets out a long, rattling snore.

You incline your head politely to Galia, a postal clerk.

Sedraxis opens his eyes and yawns mightily.

(Party): Sedraxis says, "One of the funniest times, i was asleep and "all your teeth have fallen 

out" showed up, i was so freaked out i woke up and DIAGed myself."

Sedraxis stands up.

(Party): You say, "LOL."

(Party): Sedraxis says, "Okay i need a letter."

Sedraxis requests a blank letter, and is handed one promptly.

Sedraxis begins composing a letter and shimmers from sight.

ETA: maybe this is a bi-product of trying to eat dirt?

Yae

(Newbie): Avamis says, "I think I missed my Trial of Rebirth."

Xli

Tsellias the Tsol'aa alchemist

Shunsui

You order a suicide mouse to kill Carmain.

H: 4900 (89%), M: 4205 (91%) 19964w, 24290e 69.9% ex|cdbk- 16:16:57.001

The suicide mouse jumps up at Tesha's face and explodes.

The explosion's concussion wave slams into you, stunning you momentarily.

H: 4900 (89%), M: 4205 (91%) 19964w, 24290e 69.9% ex|cdbk- 16:16:57.497

You are too stunned to be able to do anything.

H: 4900 (89%), M: 4156 (90%) 19955w, 24290e 69.9% ex|cdbk- 16:16:57.566

Achilles

The mouse knows you dont mess with the dude with the biggest flowerpots.

Mishgul

issued for alt speculation

Inuad

I think the issue will be dismissed, as the mouse is no more.

Kenway

Never been more terrified while playing this game. First experiment with phase on my Serpent. I was somewhere I shouldn't have been. He was one second from seeing me.