Memorable quotes

Achilles

Iocun said:

Why is Yiwen wtfing me

What a jerk

Join Targ, get justice!

Darroth

still op. Let's just limit classes down to monk. 

Dunn

Like... we all go monk and choke eachother?

Never knew you had these thoughts about me, Darbear.

Ourania

Memorable quotes

Kazu

** Summary for Auction #20 *********************************************
Title:                                       (Days until closing: 3)
     Prismatic Bagpipes
Prize:
     A late addition by popular request - PRISMATIC BAGPIPES! Is
     that the famous pig, Mr. Frisky, being crushed under your arm,
     or is it bagpipes? Who knows, they both sound the same! These
     bagpipes function like a Lasallian Lyre (see HELP ARTEFACTS
     DEFENSIVE for more details), but are in the form of the Garden's
     favourite instrument.

Mannimar

This is a first for me...

Magurbak tells you, "For fish."

Bonko

With masterful dexterity, you liberate 5000 gold sovereigns from Alexius.

Alexius slowly hobbles southwest.

A voice laden with a heavy foreign accent yells something that you cannot understand.

An arrow flies in towards you.

It strikes you, gouging a deep and bloody wound.

 ----------------------- 

|     SHOT! | SHOT!     |

 ----------------------- 

A prickly stinging overcomes your body, fading away into numbness.

You pull an arrow from your quiver and nock it to your bow.

You train your expert eye on Alexius and let fly an arrow with breathtaking precision.

Your arrow strikes true!

You have slain Alexius.

Harbour Way outside a small bar.

The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A runic totem is planted 

solidly in the ground. The twisted remains of Alexius lie here. Radiating an aura of immense wealth, 

a massive pile of golden sovereigns is heaped here.  The soul of Alexius roams the land, bodiless.

You see exits leading north, south, and west.

You pick up some gold sovereigns.

You have 271 items and 244394 gold sovereigns.

Mammon

Hey babe.

Cahin

Bonko said:

With masterful dexterity, you liberate 5000 gold sovereigns from Alexius.

Alexius slowly hobbles southwest.

A voice laden with a heavy foreign accent yells something that you cannot understand.

An arrow flies in towards you.

It strikes you, gouging a deep and bloody wound.

 ----------------------- 

|     SHOT! | SHOT!     |

 ----------------------- 

A prickly stinging overcomes your body, fading away into numbness.

You pull an arrow from your quiver and nock it to your bow.

You train your expert eye on Alexius and let fly an arrow with breathtaking precision.

Your arrow strikes true!

You have slain Alexius.

Harbour Way outside a small bar.

The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A runic totem is planted 

solidly in the ground. The twisted remains of Alexius lie here. Radiating an aura of immense wealth, 

a massive pile of golden sovereigns is heaped here.  The soul of Alexius roams the land, bodiless.

You see exits leading north, south, and west.

You pick up some gold sovereigns.

You have 271 items and 244394 gold sovereigns.

DONT THINK THAT'S TITHE EXEMPT

Dunn

As per our prenuptial agreement, I'll be deftly liberating about 75% of that. @Bonko

Synbios

Mammon said:

Hey babe.

Sorry, one cannot serve both Sartan and Mammon. So sayeth the goodEvil book.

Achimrst

Mammon said:

Hey babe.

How you doin?

Shunsui

(clan): Tesha says, "What is this .5% bullcrap."

(clan): Tesha says, "Wtf?"

(clan): You say, "1/3 experience losses and gains during war tesha."

(clan): Tesha says, "WHAT."

(clan): Tesha says, "UNWAR."

(clan): Tesha says, "SILAS UNWAR."

(clan): You say, "Lolol."

Anything that happens from this point on is just gravy.

Vayne

Oh crap! I didn't think we mattered enough! Crap, crap, crap!

******************[ Current Relations for the City of Hashan]******************
Org             Us                  Them
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Blacklotus     Allied              Allied              
Serpentlords   Allied              Allied              
Tasur'ke       Allied              Allied              
Crownmerchants Allied              Allied              
Spiritwalkers  Allied              Allied              
Mhaldor        War!                War!               

Sothantos

******************[ Current Relations for the City of Hashan]******************           
Mhaldor        War!                War!               

...

Where did that even come from.

Silas

You read what is written on an elegant white letter:

I know I'm not bard anymore, but I am still going to sing you things.

Hello Douchelord, my old friend

I've come to talk to you again

Because of visions softly creeping

Left its seeds while I was sleeping.

And the vision that was planted in my brain

still remains

Within the sound of Silas

In restless dreams I walked alone

Narrow streets of cobblestone

Next to Halos, always dying

Why is Achilles always crying?

When my leg was stabbed with a tremolol

It's only Tesha, what a ho

Heard nearby was the sound of Silas

And in the Her naked light I saw

Ten thousand people, maybe more

Sothantos talking, without speaking

Noobs were dying without listening

Mhaldorians destroying rooms that we must repair

and no one dared

disturb the sound of Silas

"Fools", said I "You do not know

Silas' ego, like a cancer grows

Hear my words that I might teach you

Take my arms that I might reach you"

but my words, like silent raindrop fell

and echoed

in the glory of Silas

And the people bowed and prayed

to the Silas god they had made

and the Silas flashed out its warning

in the words that He was forming

and the Silas said, "The words of the Prophet are written on my balls

and tenemant halls"

and whispered in the sounds of Silas

Chryenth

8/10, would read again.

Xer

Hashan had us hostile since... I dunno. IC years now. It's only just now that we turned hostile to both Targossas and Hashan. 

Dartega

Quit farming my lol's, Silas you prick

Eld

Xer said:

Hashan had us hostile since... I dunno. IC years now. It's only just now that we turned hostile to both Targossas and Hashan. 

Yeah, been hostile since Bal'met.

Dontarion

Xer tells you, "TELL THEM THE PLAN."
Xer tells you, "And give them time to process it."
(Party): You say, "We're going to use retardation."
(Party): You say, "I'm blackwinding into Hashan north of them. Xer will be coming with you guys totem diving."
(Party): You say, "You writhed, I beckon, Xer drops retardation."
(Party): You say, "You dragons sweep and trample."
(Party): Vadimuses says, "I'll keep breath up."
(Party): Vadimuses says, "Er rain."
(Party): You say, "You mean storm."
(Party): Xer says, "Not rain."
(Party): Vadimuses says, "Yes."
(Party): Vadimuses says, "Storm."
(Party): Xer says, "Do -not- rain."
(Whiners Anonymous): Vadimuses says, "Dafuq am I talking about. I was thinking about the right skill all along, I swear."

Vadimuses was taking a note from Deladan's old playbook here.


(Party): You say, "Every other dragon."
(Party): You say, "Trample."
(Party): You say, "Trample until retardation is gone or you're dead."
(Whiners Anonymous): Vadimuses says, "Imagine all the dragons happily prancing-trampling about in slow-mo."
(Whiners Anonymous): Saibel says, "Haha."


I forgot to tell them we got this.  We got slaughtered because someone got off a call for help before retard dropped.

Vayne

Ironically, I think it was Deladan who called the guards...

Berenene

It's like the dancing elephants from fantasia

Hhaos

Needs more Hhaos :-(

Vayne

Pfft, we replaced you, we got Tzond now. (Come back plz @Hhaos!)

Orzaansyn

(clan): Cesarina says, "Orzaansyn terrifies me and makes me d'aww at the same time."

(clan): Cesarina says, "She's like a baby bunny... That waits for you to go to sleep, opens you up, looks at your organs, touches them softly, and sews you up."

Halos

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Earionduil meets a bloody end, bludgeoned into an unrecognisable mess by a Brighthold watchman.

Earionduil meets a bloody end, bludgeoned into an unrecognisable mess by a Brighthold watchman. 

Ayo dies, features contorted from the poison delivered by Apostle Dontarion Nithilar, Sartai 

Nightmare.

You bid your guardian angel to seek out the lifeforce of Deacon Earionduil Moliuvia.

Your guardian angel senses Deacon Earionduil Moliuvia at Sanctuary of the Lightbringer, on a health 

of 8682 and a mana of 8031.

He is with Katzchen.

He is with Arador.

He is with Crylox.

He is with Dontarion.

He is with Thiev.

He is with Milenka.

He is with Bonko.

Citizen                                                     Rank CT  Class

-------                                                     ---- --  -----

Shunsui Azon                                                  1  On  Dragon

Sasiya                                                        1  On  Runewarden

Halos Vorondil, Caefir Priest                                 1  On  Priest

Your angel replies sadly that she cannot find any trace of Shunsui. 

You grow still and begin to silently pray for preservation of your soul while you are out of the 

land.

I should have just checked messages on the IRE toolbar

Sybilla

I was going back to clean up an oldish log, and found this which made me laugh:

(Ashtan): @Kuheh says, "Anyone need runes?"

(Ashtan): @Kyrra says, "Me please!"

(Ashtan): @Xli says, "Show Kyrra how to totem too."

Kyrra

Hrmph.

Delphinus

You say, "Yes."
Tumaini, a quiet young troll says, "Oh, great! I need someone to go the grist mill and pick up some fresh flour. It's just down the road, near the Aureliana Forest."
The quest "Supplies for Tumaini" has been added to your log. QUEST LOG will display your active quests.

You give a small pile of flour to Tumaini, a quiet young troll.
Tumaini, a quiet young troll stares at a small pile of flour in confusion, then ineffectually tries to brush the flour off before returning it.