Memorable quotes

Hayte

PUBLIC NEWS #19235
Date: 05/22/2013 at 16:28
From: Kohai Bhayn of the Bastion, Ashuran Tiger
To : Everyone
Subj: A call for unity

People of Sapience,

I come to you humbly and with hope.

Most of us remember the passing of Bal'met, the Worldreaver; many of us
still bear the scars. For those of us who are extremely lucky, these
scars are only physical. We won, but it was close. Will we win the next
time a great threat looms across Sapience? I put the answer to this
question firmly in your hands.

With great pride, I have the honour of announcing the inception of the
Fraternity of Learning and Mentorship (FLaMe).

C'mon everyone, who wants to be a bunch of FLaMers!?

Bonko

2013/05/22 11:52:19 - Ruth > redacted Avianca's acts against redacted. I will purchase each

head of hers for 1 credit.

You pull an arrow from your quiver and nock it to your bow.

You train your expert eye on Avianca and let fly an arrow with breathtaking precision.

Your arrow strikes true!

You have slain Avianca.

Avianca tells you, "2 pk thanks."

You tell Captain Avianca Shu'in-Crescent, "Petulant little 'priestess'. Perhaps you should have 

refrained from redacted if you don't like consequences or repercussions."

Avianca tells you, "Don't know what you're on about. At any rate, two deaths await you."

Edit:

<About 30 minutes later>

Avianca tells you, "I hope you packed underwear for the underworld, maggot."

tell avianca It's nice to see that in addition to being crazy you also suffer from delusions of grandeur

That person has chosen to ignore you.

Mishgul

I want 2 pks

Dragonknight

@Mishgul Here, have 4 pks!

Lukan

@Mishgul let me pk you twice.

Santar

Only interacted with Avianca once, but she definitely seemed like a very special person.

Cahin

Do people really do use the old pk system numbers to determine things?  I feel like I see it often and sometimes it's kind of funny.  I had one individual hire on me two times for stealing 383 gold from him. Probably just saw it as potential 'free xp'.

Ruth

Don't know why she keeps denying it. Her fingerprints are all over the deed! Should have saved my civility in the first place. It came back to bite me in the ass.

Cahin I will pk you 383 times, 1 for every gold sovereign.

Santar

I like the removal of PK cause. Now instead of counting cause, I just kill someone until my rage is properly sated, as it should be.

It's nice not having to worry about people dodging cause for 30 days or weaseling around the rules. It's much easier to deal in simple terms of, "You did this, so I am going to kill you", instead of having to write down "Ruth attacked me at 11:39 PM on January 24th and I killed her at 11:38 PM on Febuary 24th thus within my 30 day PK right", like I used to have to do.

You actually get real resolution for people screwing with you since there's no easy way for them to get around the rules.

Drachen

Talk about a stupid name.

Bowingmaster appears in a flash of light. Sometimes it is good to be a newbie!

Haldon

Drachen said:

Talk about a stupid name.

Bowingmaster appears in a flash of light. Sometimes it is good to be a newbie!

Haldon is in The Order of the Bowingmaster, it is our highest order and can only be held by those who have bowed their way all around Sapience. 

This always comes to mind when a bunch of Black Lotus meet

Tahquil

Santar said:

I like the removal of PK cause. Now instead of counting cause, I just kill someone until my rage is properly sated, as it should be.

It's nice not having to worry about people dodging cause for 30 days or weaseling around the rules. It's much easier to deal in simple terms of, "You did this, so I am going to kill you", instead of having to write down "Ruth attacked me at 11:39 PM on January 24th and I killed her at 11:38 PM on Febuary 24th thus within my 30 day PK right", like I used to have to do.

You actually get real resolution for people screwing with you since there's no easy way for them to get around the rules.

Ugh, I just.. I can't stop it! Every time I see one of your posts in my head it just turns into 'Blah, Blah, Blah... I'm going to stick my croc up your ass, boy."

Jonathin

Tahquil said:Ugh, I just.. I can't stop it! Every time I see one of your posts in my head it just turns into 'Blah, Blah, Blah... I'm going to stick my croc up your ass, boy."

All I can see is "omg a kiddy pool is on my head".

ETA: props to anyone that actually remembers that. I laughed for like 20 minutes when I read that sequence of posts.

Santar

Kids, please. Act like you've been there.

Tahquil

Where?

Santar

Anywhere.

Tahquil

Annie get your gun?

Jonathin

wait a tick

Kresslack

More quotes please? I would post one but haven't logged in yet and was checking forums. Will do so soon. >.>

Katzchen

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "So, anyone know exactly what you can do while propping a totem/ implanting/uprooting?"
(The Midnight Crew): Dragonknight says, "Speak?"
(The Midnight Crew): You say, "On party, channels, says, tells, all?"
(The Midnight Crew): Dragonknight says, "I don't know I've never been a runie."
(The Midnight Crew): You say, "You're not helpful. Go make more minerals."
(The Midnight Crew): Dragonknight says, "I AM buttmuncher."
(The Midnight Crew): You say, "That's... nice?"
(The Midnight Crew): You say, "I think you wanted a comma in there."
(The Midnight Crew): Dragonknight says, "Indeed."

Kyrra

Oh, oh, I know the answers! Pick me, pick me!

Hayte

Katzchen said:

(The Midnight Crew): Dragonknight says, "I AM Buttmuncher."

Quick Knobin, to the Buttcave!

Jhui

(Party): Dunn says, "Hang me?"

(Party): Sohl says, "Taraus and I are both doing a rite real quick."

(Party): Dunn says, "To Cyrene totems!"

I lol'd

Sothantos

What happens when you use tab to complete:

(Party): Niks says, "Locate dong."

(Party): Ruca says, "Dong could not be located."

(Party): Niks says, "Locate Dontarion."

(Party): Ruca says, "Dontarion could not be located."

Sothantos

(Flawless Victoly): Jarrod says, "Why does Targ get coded better guards than other cities ."

(Flawless Victoly): Jarrod says, "No other cities has guards that knock you out of the air."

...

... I -hope- that's trolling.

Iocun

Cyrene's have diamond-tipped arrows though. Can't compete with that.

Synbios

Iocun said:

Cyrene's have diamond-tipped arrows though. Can't compete with that.

Now you know why Cyrene doesn't go to war often.

Diamonds are expensive and hard to make into arrowheads, yo.

Iocun

It's the ultimate level of swank and superiority. "We're so filthy rich that we're throwing precious stones at you even if there's no objective advantage in doing so, just because we can." That's how mercantile nations humiliate warmongering barbarians.

(On the other hand though, all meteor arrows are made with diamond dust, so it's really nothing that special...)

Dunn

The amount of times I have purposefully walked into a Cyrene totem for testing purposes is absurd.

Tesha

Through your helm of telepathy you hear:

Dunn tells Tesha, "Ditch the red dragon and get with a blue, Ashtan will pay for your arties too."

Your eyes twinkle enchantingly at Shunsui.

Eyes suddenly shifty, Shunsui furtively looks away and examines the floor.

Antonius says in a refined, educated voice, "Lifevision rather ruins the effect, I'm afraid."

Shunsui gives a pained sigh.

Shunsui Azon sadly says, "I know."

Bouff tells you, "Was that real?"

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