Memorable quotes

Hirst

5475|100%h, 7518|100%m, 100%e, 100%w ex|cdbkr 28.7% - markwho
Akikaze [Q], Tirac [I], Jhui [I], Jhui [Q], Jhui [Q].

Somebody get rid of all these Jhui's!

Jhui

musta been Cyrene's "Chameleon a J's Tuesday".   They run out of stuff to do when we don't raid them.

Ahh, right. they don't have marks.

Kyrra

Hirst said:

5475|100%h, 7518|100%m, 100%e, 100%w ex|cdbkr 28.7% - markwho
Akikaze [Q], Tirac [I], Jhui [I], Jhui [Q], Jhui [Q].

Somebody get rid of all these Jhui's!

:x

Mishgul

Only nazis try to get rid of jhui's

Synbios

Mishgul said:

Only nazis try to get rid of jhui's

That must say something about Eleusis, then.

Kyrra

High above the clouds (indoors).
A rune like an open eye has been sketched into the ground here (wunjo: cure blind).

Above the clouds over central Sapience (indoors).
A rune shaped like a butterfly has been sketched into the ground here (nairat: transfix). A rune
like an open eye has been sketched into the ground here (wunjo: cure blind). A scorching wall of
fire stands here, blocking passage to the down.

On the clouds (indoors).
A rune shaped like a butterfly has been sketched into the ground here (nairat: transfix). A rune
like an open eye has been sketched into the ground here (wunjo: cure blind). A ladder of long, soft
leaves comprises a wispy Weaver's Fern along the ground. A scorching wall of fire stands here,
blocking passage to the down. A scorching wall of fire stands here, blocking passage to the up.

Treacherous mountain path (road).
A noxious, red-hued fog overwhelms the area with a thick, palpable vapour. A runic totem is planted
solidly in the ground. An obsidian eye sigil is here. A lithe black panther prowls here restlessly,
wings carefully folded. Preening its metal-edged feathers, an enormous Stymphalian bird glares about
itself with beady, red eyes. A scorching wall of fire stands here, blocking passage to the down. A
large wall of stone stands here, blocking passage to the up.

Treacherous mountain path (road).
A noxious, red-hued fog overwhelms the area with a thick, palpable vapour. A runic totem is planted
solidly in the ground. A scorching wall of fire stands here, blocking passage to the up. A scorching
wall of fire stands here, blocking passage to the down.

Before two towering mountains (road).
A noxious, red-hued fog overwhelms the area with a thick, palpable vapour. A rune resembling a horse
has been sketched into the ground here (raido: return location). An occupied iron gibbet, suspended
from a wooden gallows, creaks ominously in the breeze. A decaying corpse has been impaled here upon
a fifteen foot stake. A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. A pike with the decapitated
head of Goggo has been erected. A pike with the decapitated head of Mosr has been erected. A sigil
in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. A pike with the decapitated head of
Davio has been erected. A scorching wall of fire stands here, blocking passage to the southwest. A
scorching wall of fire stands here, blocking passage to the up.
You can see no further.

Talk about burning rings of fire. Ouch.

Synbios

@Kyrra: My, all those firewalls. Must be preparations against that incoming DDoS attack on the Mhaldor's bank servers. Those e-fiends.

Hataru

@Taraus tells you, "Good afternoon, Execturo."

You tell Taraus Bravi'os, Gypsy Captain, "Well, greetings."

(The Midnight Crew): Taraus says, "My vowels are clearly more excited than my consonants today."

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "EXECUTURO."

(The Midnight Crew): Melodie says, "You tickle them in just the right place, obviously."

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "Its like my name and my title had a baby."

Melodie

And this, folks, is why you always watch what you say in OOC clans while not knowing context, as someone may just quote the stupid shit you say. #-o

Penwize

What, you mean like this?

(The Midnight Crew): Cahin says, "Yeah, it's really hard to flip a donkey these days."

Cahin

When I read Melodie's post I 100% knew this would happen.

Vicious

I don't know if this goes here...sorry before hand if it doesn't I just thought this was a pimpin' situation while being raided by Targ

east

A massive gatehouse (indoors).

Edit: Removed map 

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A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. A shimmering orb lies here, illuminating the 

surrounding area with a slight glow. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the 

ground. There are 5 infernal wraiths here. A stone gargoyle flies overhead on leathery, grey wings. 

A grizzled old rat lies here, dead as can be. There are 4 corpses of a rat here. There are 5 corpses 

of a baby rat here. The body of a young rat lies here.  Kaevan Lichlord is here, hidden. His face is 

partially concealed beneath a raised hood. Ser Orchist Lichlord, Sartanic Knight is here, shrouded. 

He wields a Genji darkbow in both hands.

You see a single exit leading west.

Kaevan takes a drink from a fractured steel vial.

Orchist takes a drink from a stygian vial.

Kaevan scowls miserably.

Orchist takes a drink from a stygian vial.

Orchist raises an eyebrow at Kaevan.

(Party): Kaevan has invited Orchist to join your party. (-4m, 0.1%) 

(Party): Orchist has joined your party.

Kaevan Lichlord says in Mhaldorian, "Ah. You must have just arrived."

smirk

You smirk.

Bambizlo takes a drink from a cedarwood vial.

Bambizlo leaves to the west.

Kaevan lights a Divertimento Naturale cigar, puffing on it gently to produce a sizeable cherry at 

the end.

(Party): Milenka says, "In Strength."

Kaevan finishes the remainder of a Divertimento Naturale cigar, dropping it to the ground and 

stomping it out with his foot.

Kaevan gives a pained sigh. (-4m, 0.1%) 

Kresslack

Touch those totems and die. 

Kyrra

Kresslack said:

Touch those totems and die. 

Uprooted one of yours recently

Hayte

Hataru said:

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "EXECUTURO."

What? HATARU is evolving!
Congratulations! Your HATARU has evolved into EXECUTURO!

Santar

Hayte said:

Hataru said:

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "EXECUTURO."

What? HATARU is evolving!
Congratulations! Your HATARU has evolved into EXECUTURO!

Read this post and now can't shake this tune from my head:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwT8FOyXkMw

Katzchen

Hayte said:

Hataru said:

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "EXECUTURO."

What? HATARU is evolving!
Congratulations! Your HATARU has evolved into EXECUTURO!

I always disliked the 'Executor' title. Makes me think of the pokemon.

Hataru

@Katzchen be glad I left out the like 3 minutes of Ayoxele calling me Eggecutor then.

Hayte

Hataru said:

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "EXECUTURO."

What? HATARU is evolving!

Congratulations! Your HATARU has evolved into EXECUTURO!

Couldn't edit so I just stole things from the internet.

Hataru

That is surprisingly accurate.

Taraus

Dead quiet, all my clans & channels are silent, when suddenly:

(lol): Halos says, "Just put it in your mouth."

[spoiler]

(lol): You say, "..."

(lol): Sothantos says, "Ok..."

(lol): Halos says, "@soth."

(lol): Sothantos says, "Are you sure this is a good idea."

(lol): Halos says, "It's delicious, trust me."

(lol): Sothantos says, "Do I have to swallow."

(lol): You say, "I'm telling Silas."

(lol): Halos says, "I've gotten a few compliments on my meat."

(lol): Halos says, "You don't have to eat the chowder."

(lol): Sothantos says, "I tasted it."

(lol): Halos says, "Just take a look at it and tell me if you like it or not."

(lol): Halos says, "How was it."

(lol): Sothantos says, "No it's terrible."

(lol): Sothantos says, "I only tasted a little bit."

(lol): Sothantos says, "I don't want it all."

(lol): Halos says, "Just trust me."

[/spoiler]

... did that even work like it was supposed to? Because it isn't doing any quote hiding on my end. 

Shunsui

You dream of supreme power and world domination.

(p) H: 3934 (100%), M: 3697 (100%) 11376w, 18570e 51% ex|cdbk- 12:08:17.716

(p) H: 3934 (100%), M: 3697 (100%) 11390w, 18570e 51% ex|cdbk- 12:08:26.295

A chorus of laughter fills your ears as the entire world mocks you.

(p) H: 3934 (100%), M: 3697 (100%) 11396w, 18570e 51% ex|cdbk- 12:08:27.646

Bonko

(): Ruth says, "Also I had a weird dream of you yesterday, Eari. Was weird."

(): Jarrod says, "I dream of Eari all the time but it isn't weird..."

(): Earionduil says, "Haha."

(): Earionduil says, "Am i naked."

(): Earionduil says, "In your dreams."

(): Ruth says, "Yes."

(): Ruth says, "!!!"

(): Jarrod says, "You're naked and you look like Mizik."

(): Earionduil says, "Haha."

(): Jarrod says, "But it's you behind those eyes."

(): Jarrod says, "God, that was a bit too gay for even me to say."

(): Jarrod says, "Taking a break, I crossed a line there."

(): Earionduil says, "We all gay-friendly here."

(): Earionduil says, "Step closer."

(): You say, "HANDS OFF MY MAN YOU -ING SLUT."

(): Ruth says, "It was seriously odd, lol."

(): Earionduil says, "Haha."

(): Jarrod says, "Woah woah, Mizik is clearly my man."

(): You say, "Ok."

(): Jarrod says, "I'm the 1 Achaean who has met him."

(): You say, "Glad that's sorted."

(): Jarrod says, "That gives me rights."

(): Jarrod says, "Well, 1 of 2."

(): Jarrod says, "And Tan doesn't know how hot he is."

(): Jarrod says, "I win by default."

(): Earionduil says, "Did tan feel miz's abs."

(): Earionduil says, "Just to confirm."

(): Jarrod says, "No Eari, he did not."

(): Jarrod says, "But I could tell he wanted to."

(): Earionduil says, "Haha."

(): Earionduil says, "ARE THEY REAL."

(): Jarrod says, "Every time Tan put his hand on Miz's shoulder to walk somewhere, I could 

see him consider moving it lower."

(): Ruth says, "O.O."

(): You say, "Man."

(): You say, "Jarrod should write Achaea fanfiction."

(): Jarrod says, "Hahahahah."

(): Jarrod says, "Everyone's gonna want a copy of: Tanzik, After Hours."

(): Jarrod says, "(I'm not going to include the short story: "Raid Tensions Released" in her 

copy)."

(): Jarrod says, "I suspect "(Party) Tanris says, "Come."" will be a smashing success."

Jarrod

Now that it's public, I stand boldly beside everything I said.

I regret nothing.

Mizik

What the gay

Harmonia

As @Mizik™ 's PR manageress, all forms of writing (to be read as fanfic, slash fic, short stories, graphic novels, etc.. ) character presentation, and use of his name, image, scripts and movie rights will have to be approved by him. He'll receive 90% of all royalties and proceeds. Please note that this can change at any moment. Furthermore, he is not to be depicted as either a sparkly vampire, or in 50 shades of any colour.

Jarrod

Woah woah, I bought my phone from Mizik, I don't owe him 90% of shit.

Draqoom

@Mizik is so sweet he's his own phone carrier and can legally distribute the iMizik to his fellow Achaeans.

Hayte

mind sense silas
You seek out the mind of Silas and an image of A gaping hole appears in your mind.
Dirty lolz

Hayte

You slowly hobble north.
2122h, 5127m cexkdb-100-85.7%- 03:01:53:893
You bleed 67 health.
2055h, 5127m cexkdb-100-85.7%- 03:01:54:511
clot
(-67)
2055h, 5067m cexkdb-100-85.7%- 03:01:54:558(-60)
The gates of Mhaldor.
-room crap-
2055h, 5067m cexkdb-100-85.7%- 03:01:55:182
Platonus comes flying in with a jumpkick from the south.
Platonus's eyes uncloud as a wunjo rune heals his blindness.
Platonus's limbs lock up as his eyes meet an inguz rune on a totem.
Platonus's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
Platonus's eyes close suddenly as he falls asleep.
He bumps into you and falls to the floor, asleep.

The soul of Platonus says in a slow, deeply resonant voice, "Well doh."

I totally lost it there.