You know you play too much Achaea when ...

Melodie

I dreamt last night that I raided Mhaldor with Targossas, with Santar, Dothantos, Carmell, Daeir, Draqoom etc. This was after listening in on Targ's party last night.

Why, brain.

Penwize

Melodie said:

I dreamt last night that I raided Mhaldor with Targossas, with Santar, Dothantos, Carmell, Daeir, Draqoom etc. This was after listening in on Targ's party last night. Why, brain.

Your dreams are telling you what your heart wants but your mind is too afraid to admit: You want to quit Cyrene and join Targossas Eleusis.

Melodie

I think I just was (am) jealous how well their 7 man raid went, and had been comparing it to our (awful) raid defense from earliler.

Eleusis is too _________. Something.

Edit: Also wtf autocorrect. That should have been Sothantos.

Santar

Melodie said:

I think I just was (am) jealous how well their 7 man raid went, and had been comparing it to our (awful) raid defense from earliler. Eleusis is too _________. Something. Edit: Also wtf autocorrect. That should have been Sothantos.

Come on over, Melodie. I'll take good care of you.

Trilliana

Santar said:

Melodie said:

I think I just was (am) jealous how well their 7 man raid went, and had been comparing it to our (awful) raid defense from earliler. Eleusis is too _________. Something. Edit: Also wtf autocorrect. That should have been Sothantos.

Come on over, Melodie. I'll take good care of you.

Nu uh. My Meli.

Jonners

When the majority of your significant others in real life (friends and more) are people you met in Achaea.

Trilliana

When you're writing up your NaNoWriMo and you're trying to say radio and you keep typing raido.

Orzaansyn

When you send "fullsense" to a coworker with you IM system at work because you wonder if they are in the office.

Zythaar

For me, I'll be walking home from class and I'll be thinking and all of my thoughts start with "say" as in, "say it's damn cold out" and it just goes on and on and then I think I play too much Achaea...but I don't stop. My thoughts are forever corrupted Not unlike when you text too much and you think "lol"...

Tharvis

when you start discussing some of Achaea's Divine teachings with your philosophy professor

Berenene

Tharvis said:

when you start discussing some of Achaea's Divine teachings with your philosophy professor

And the next thing you know, said teacher thinks they make great suggestions and start including them in the curriculum...

Zythaar

@Tharvis Don't worry, I was in political theory taking notes on Burke's and Kirk's "conservative thought" and rationalizing it with the Seven Truths...

Verily

I can no longer see the moon outside without thinking about Ourania and Achaea. Driving, walking, looking out the window!

Trevize

Verily said:

I can no longer see the moon outside without thinking about Ourania and Achaea. Driving, walking, looking out the window!

Yup.

Mannimar

When you're leaving work, and you tell your boss "Spirits Guide". Responses range every where from "OMG PAGON BLASPHEMY" to "Thanks, my mother just died..." 

Eld

Mannimar said:

When you're leaving work, and you tell your boss "Spirits Guide". Responses range every where from "OMG PAGON BLASPHEMY" to "Thanks, my mother just died..." 

Probably better than "Algiz protect".

Exelethril

You know you play too much Achaea when you panic after reading ANNOUNCE #3994.

Daslin

When your parents ask where your buddy is deployed and you instinctively say, "Targossas."

Tharvis

Berenene said:

Tharvis said:

when you start discussing some of Achaea's Divine teachings with your philosophy professor

And the next thing you know, said teacher thinks they make great suggestions and start including them in the curriculum...

he did

Ruth

When you walk into in an electronics store and find yourself eyeing gaming mouses... Then wonder why you need gaming mouses for a text game.

Wysteria

When you want to QQ work.

Sheng

i saw a dead baby deer on the side of the road and first thing i thought was, I better pick that up and bring it to the hunter for some gold.

Hegua

Sheng said:

i saw a dead baby deer on the side of the road and first thing i thought was, I better pick that up and bring it to the hunter for some gold.

The sad part is I'd have thought that even before ever playing Achaea.

Alynna

I had a dream last night I was standing on a modern version of Stygian, trying in vain to summon a baalzadeen. Apparently I was afflicted with disloyalty and didn't know it.

Hasar

I had a dream that Lee Sin (a champion from League of legends) had followed me to the Master Crystal of Cong.

I was astounded because he is blind, and because there was no way I could have missed him, since he can't go invisible.

???

Wysteria

Working on four comms at the same time. Three non-Achaean related. I ended up sticking wings on one comm, random shrines in another and a bloody dragon in the third.

TIME FOR TEA BREAK.

Berenene

Wysteria said:

Working on four comms at the same time. Three non-Achaean related. I ended up sticking wings on one comm, random shrines in another and a bloody dragon in the third.

TIME FOR TEA BREAK.

I'd charge them extra for all that cool stuff you had to put in them to make them more AWESOME!

Fen

When you do this:

Jozlyn

Fen said:

When you do this:

Is this a booty call/text?....cause it sounds like one.

With the winking and the loling...

Get it son.

Cidusii

Facebook's suggested post for me is "Tough Mudder UK". Turns out it's people doing physical activities in mud. I think they mistook me for the wrong type of mudder.

Now that I think of it, I don't even live in the UK. o_O