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  • SzanthaxSzanthax San Diego
    Haters going to hate... but... 

    i fear drivers.



  • AhmetAhmet Wherever I wanna be
    John Mulaney 2.0. @Aerek, do you do comedy? :P
    Huh. Neat.
  • AerekAerek East Tennessee, USA
    Aegoth said:
    You, my friend, need a beard. Though ye may be sharp, you look way too young!
    It's because the glasses hide my old, tired eyes. The rest is just clean living and good genetics.
    Ahmet said:
    John Mulaney 2.0. @Aerek, do you do comedy? :P
    I have said my life was a joke, but I like your phrasing better.
    -- Grounded in but one perspective, what we perceive is an exaggeration of the truth.
  • BereneneBerenene
    Good genetics?  It looks like you haven't aged since the Orlando meet almost 10 years ago!
    Janeway: Tuvok! *clapclap* Release my hounds!
    Krenim: Hounds? How cliche.
    Janeway: Tuvok! *clapclap* Release my rape gorilla!
    Krenim: ...We'll show ourselves out.
  • CynlaelCynlael
    Still think he looks like a white @Mishgul

  • MishgulMishgul Trondheim, Norway
    His chin fluff is better than mine.

    -

    One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important

    As drawn by Shayde
    hic locus est ubi mors gaudet succurrere vitae
  • CaelanCaelan
    Bleak said:
    Joined the police on a raid. Was told to put on the bullet proof vest. 



    This is the criminal we caught. So glad I was protected. 

    Ever been kicked in the chest by this type of perp?  You would have been! 

  • PatroklosPatroklos
    edited October 2016
    @Caelan you think cows are bad, run along side a barn and pop out on the ass end of horse. One minute you're running back to the house for lunch, and then next you're trying to figure out why down is up, you can't breathe, there's blood everywhere, and it feels like someone strapped 6oz of C4 to your side.
  • PuxiPuxi
    Patroklos said:
    @Caelan you think cows are bad, run along side a barn and pop out on the ass end of horse. One minute you're running back to the house for lunch, and then next you're trying to figure out why down is up, you can't breathe, there's blood everywhere, and it feels like someone strapped 6oz of C4 to your side.
    Sounds like a typical Friday night/Saturday morning for me.
  • PatroklosPatroklos
    First and only time I came running back to the house that close to an unclear side of the barn. I knew better too, so I don't blame the horse in the least bit. I'm just glad he wasn't shoed!
  • CaelanCaelan
    edited October 2016
    Patroklos said:
    @Caelan you think cows are bad, run along side a barn and pop out on the ass end of horse. One minute you're running back to the house for lunch, and then next you're trying to figure out why down is up, you can't breathe, there's blood everywhere, and it feels like someone strapped 6oz of C4 to your side.
    LOL 6oz!?   I tank 6oz C4 all mu-fuggin DAY :D 

    Does sound like milking heifers though,  all antsy and shit.  THANK the many Gods there was a metal bar at about joint height.

  • BleakBleak
    Before we put the ropes around his neck, a car drove by with 100 km/h. Missed the cow by a meter or so. Could have been a huge mess. 
  • PatroklosPatroklos
    That would have been an udder disaster!
  • CaelanCaelan
    Bleak said:
    Before we put the ropes around his neck, a car drove by with 100 km/h. Missed the cow by a meter or so. Could have been a huge mess. 
    But think of the free burgers!   And Soilent Green.

  • KresslackKresslack Florida, United States
    I picture it playing out like this:




  • CaelanCaelan
    You kid, but my uncle ran a dairy farm.  He asked my Dad to go up an put a cow down because my uncle loves all his animals.  He didn't tell my Dad that you have to shoot them behind the head where the horns meet.  He tried to shoot it in the forehead to be quick.  He told my uncle he would NEVER do another "quality of life" kill for him (and my dad was a Vietnam vet and active hunter/fisher.)  That is basically what it did. Right there.  In that video.

  • AhmetAhmet Wherever I wanna be
    Eidra, I'm convinced that your name is Eve.

    Only one of you will understand.

    Huh. Neat.
  • EidraEidra
    Ahmet said:
    Eidra, I'm convinced that your name is Eve.

    Only one of you will understand.

    Is that a character from something?
  • KresslackKresslack Florida, United States
    Anyone else wondering about the empty wheelchair? Just me? Ok.


  • AhmetAhmet Wherever I wanna be
    He found the great escalator in the sky.
    Huh. Neat.
  • JonathinJonathin Retired in a hole.
    Leave Sobri's imaginary friend alone.
    I am retired and log into the forums maybe once every 2 months. It was a good 20 years, live your best lives, friends.
  • AradorArador
    Maybe this was taken at one of those large faith healing conferences.

  • SzanthaxSzanthax San Diego
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  • XadenXaden
    @Szanthax WHERE'S THE BEARD GONE?!
         He is a coward who has to bring two friends as backup to jump people hunting.

  • AmanuAmanu Forge Tree
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    @xaden He'll never know. 

  • BereneneBerenene
    Kresslack said:
    Anyone else wondering about the empty wheelchair? Just me? Ok.
    For those who remember http://members.westnet.com.au/aztecia/

    They aimed for the legs...
    Janeway: Tuvok! *clapclap* Release my hounds!
    Krenim: Hounds? How cliche.
    Janeway: Tuvok! *clapclap* Release my rape gorilla!
    Krenim: ...We'll show ourselves out.
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