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  • BereneneBerenene
    So, not so much a stumbled upon, still amusing.  You know that you're still addicted to Achaea when you go to write an email to someone named Hasan and your muscle memory forces you to type Hashan, even if you haven't used that muscle memory for several years...also, it happened again just as I was typing it out lol.
    Janeway: Tuvok! *clapclap* Release my hounds!
    Krenim: Hounds? How cliche.
    Janeway: Tuvok! *clapclap* Release my rape gorilla!
    Krenim: ...We'll show ourselves out.
  • BereneneBerenene
    So, Australian politics over the last decade or so.

    https://www.facebook.com/ABCiview/videos/1166059376750039/
    Janeway: Tuvok! *clapclap* Release my hounds!
    Krenim: Hounds? How cliche.
    Janeway: Tuvok! *clapclap* Release my rape gorilla!
    Krenim: ...We'll show ourselves out.
  • SzanthaxSzanthax San Diego
    This made me giggle.

    web-comics-mathematics-wordplay-violence



  • SarathaiSarathai
    Because it's the fourth of July:


    - (Eleusis): Ellodin says, "The Fissure of Echoes is Sarathai's happy place."
    - With sharp, crackling tones, Kyrra tells you, "The ladies must love you immensely."
    - (Eleusian Ranger Techs): Savira says, "Most of the hard stuff seem to have this built in code like: If adventurer_hitting_me = "Sarathai" then send("terminate and selfdestruct")."
    - Makarios says, "Serve well and perish."
    - Xaden says, "Xaden confirmed scrub 2017."



  • ShaydeShayde
    Don't hire her as a kindergarten teacher, she does not show the pictures! (Also I want this book.)




  • KlendathuKlendathu Eye of the Storm
    If you'd prefer, here's Samuel L Jackson reading the same story...



    Tharos, the Announcer of Delos shouts, "It's near the end of the egghunt and I still haven't figured out how to pronounce Clean-dat-hoo."
  • BereneneBerenene
    While they are all good, none can match the awesomness of the great Noni Hazlehurst. The reason being is because Noni used to host the venerated children's telivision TV show called "Play School" in Australia and she would do this sort of reading for kids every day and so she does the same reading this gem.


    Janeway: Tuvok! *clapclap* Release my hounds!
    Krenim: Hounds? How cliche.
    Janeway: Tuvok! *clapclap* Release my rape gorilla!
    Krenim: ...We'll show ourselves out.
  • MelodieMelodie Port Saint Lucie, Florida
    Apparently the Pope had a recent gathering or summit or something, where several different sorts of people were brought together to represent various parts of the world's many cultures, as a presentation of how the internet brings people together - including someone to represent YouTubers, which was Matpat (who runs The Game Theorists channel). Now, as if this wasn't already cool enough, apparently it's tradition to bring the Pope a gift that is similar to what you represent. So, in wishing to represent the gaming community, he gifted the Pope a steam key of Undertale.

    The video below explains why he chose this gift out of the very many he could have picked, which mostly delves into how the game works to fight against bias, assumptions, as well as how it includes mercy, among other factors.

    Pretty damn interesting stuff. Despite all the crazy going on in the world right now, this shows we've come a long way. :)


    And I love too                                                                          Be still, my indelible friend
    That love soon might end                                                         You are unbreaking
    And be known in its aching                                                      Though quaking
    Shown in this shaking                                                             Though crazy
    Lately of my wasteland, baby                                                 That's just wasteland, baby
  • ShirszaeShirszae Santo Domingo
    edited July 2016
    Just in case someone hasn't heard this OST, because its so fucking marvellous even on its own


    Light of the Seven

    And you won't understand the cause of your grief...


    ...But you'll always follow the voices beneath.

  • MelodieMelodie Port Saint Lucie, Florida
    Seriously some of the best music ever. I felt like those moments I usually only get in video games as I watch a really important scene unfold.

    So rare in big TV these days. Much much much love.
    And I love too                                                                          Be still, my indelible friend
    That love soon might end                                                         You are unbreaking
    And be known in its aching                                                      Though quaking
    Shown in this shaking                                                             Though crazy
    Lately of my wasteland, baby                                                 That's just wasteland, baby
  • ElsamElsam
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEwmywm6S7k

    I wish everyone could feel like Brother Ali does. I know there's been times when I didn't like what I saw in the mirror, it is a terrible feeling.
  • LyrinLyrin
    That feeling when you go for a hoist gank and the mofo has mass up:

    http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-36771205
  • KresslackKresslack Florida, United States
    People on FB losing their minds now that Pokemon Go is more popular than internet porn.



  • AtalkezAtalkez
    Hilarious 




    Penwize has cowardly forfeited the challenge to mortal combat issued by Atalkez.
  • CynlaelCynlael
            

  • KlendathuKlendathu Eye of the Storm
    If, like me, you've never seen Game of Thrones, here's Samuel L Jackson to give you a quick synopsis (caution, fruity language):



    Tharos, the Announcer of Delos shouts, "It's near the end of the egghunt and I still haven't figured out how to pronounce Clean-dat-hoo."
  • CynlaelCynlael
    "And Bran? Bran trippin'."

    Best.

  • BereneneBerenene
    So...I just saw this today:


    It looks like even daddy enjoys a banana surprise. Oh my. 
    Janeway: Tuvok! *clapclap* Release my hounds!
    Krenim: Hounds? How cliche.
    Janeway: Tuvok! *clapclap* Release my rape gorilla!
    Krenim: ...We'll show ourselves out.
  • TahquilTahquil
    Dude.. that father just shove half of that banana in his mouth in one go. 
  • BereneneBerenene
    Tahquil said:
    Dude.. that father just shove half of that banana in his mouth in one go. 
    You can see he's had practice. Also, omg I found it!


    Janeway: Tuvok! *clapclap* Release my hounds!
    Krenim: Hounds? How cliche.
    Janeway: Tuvok! *clapclap* Release my rape gorilla!
    Krenim: ...We'll show ourselves out.
  • TahquilTahquil
    OMG that banana is even exploding its gooey goodness. WTF?

    (Also I think I have that coat but in red)
  • BereneneBerenene
    Mine came from uniqlo. I love that store. 
    Janeway: Tuvok! *clapclap* Release my hounds!
    Krenim: Hounds? How cliche.
    Janeway: Tuvok! *clapclap* Release my rape gorilla!
    Krenim: ...We'll show ourselves out.
  • TahquilTahquil
    I'm not sure where I got mine. I bought it about 10 years ago when I was 100% certain I was going to go overseas and have a white christmas.

    I've never been able to wear it anywhere, but I still have it just in case.
  • KresslackKresslack Florida, United States
    Damn, @Berenene, you have some sharp looking teeth!

    Also, stumbled upon this Netflix original by Bill Burr called F is for Family. Fucking hilarious. 




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