A Pee Wee football team in Massachusetts was scrimmaging during halftime of a varsity game this past weekend but got a bit distracted by the music playing over the PA system.
Several of the players began to “Whip/Nae Nae” while they were supposed to be blocking and tackling. Too bad it wasn’t a dance off.
Edit: Video doesn't seem to be working if I post it on forums? But if you go to the news story you can see it. It's too freakin' cute.
Me: Tracking shows delivered but shipment not received
Amazon: Warmest greetings [...] my name is Thor.
Me: Greetings, Thor. Can I be Odin?
Amazon: Odin, Father, How art thy doing on this here fine day?
Me: Thor, my son. Agony raises upon my life.
Amazon: This is outrageous! Who dares defy The All Father Odin! What has occurred to cause this agony?
Me: I'm afraid the book I ordered to defeat our enemies has been misplaced. How can we keep Valhalla intact without our sacred book?
Amazon: This is blasphemy! Wherever this book has been taken to, I shall make it my duty to get it back to you! I fear it is Loki but I dare not blame him for such things. I shall have your fortune returned to you and thereafter we can create a new quest in order to get the book back to you.
Me: Very well my son.
Amazon: Allow me some time to round up my allies and complete this my father.
Me: Do it for me Thor, but most importantly do it for the mortals whose destiny (and grades) rely on this book.
Amazon: Alas, the treasure has been returned to you. You now need to reinstate your book into your archive so that you may yet receive it soon. I shall have the Valkyrie deliver it to you as fast as their wings can move.
Me: Ok so roleplay aside I have my money back and reorder the book?
Amazon: haha yes I have refunded you and you need to reorder the book.
Me: Great!
Amazon: Have you placed the order
Me: Let me do that done
Amazon: Okay let me edit it for you [...] that good?
Me: Wow hooking me up for one day delivery? Sweet!
Amazon: Haha yea man gotta get your book asap!
Me: I've heard Amazon has great customer service and this just proves it! thanks man
Amazon: No problem, is there any other issue or question that I can help you with?
Me: Nah that was it. Really appreciate it
Amazon: Anytime bro. Have a great day. Goodbye Odin
Me: Bye my son.
Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool Or a coward Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both For a wounded man will shall say to his assailant "If I live, I will kill you. If I die, you are forgiven" Such is the rule of honor
I've always found most online chat helpers to be god-awful (usually on the fault of a very strict company with a script), I'm glad Amazon allows personality. Time to see if they're hiring!
And I love too Be still, my indelible friend That love soon might end You are unbreaking And be known in its aching Though quaking Shown in this shaking Though crazy Lately of my wasteland, baby That's just wasteland, baby
I spent, no joke, an hour and half laughing. My face hurts, I feel kind of queasy, and I can't breathe right, view at your own risk
I've been slowly working my way through this, and if anyone now sees my Recently View Items on Amazon, they're going to be rather scared (and scarred).
Edit bcoz I can speel
Tharos, the Announcer of Delos shouts, "It's near the end of the egghunt and I still haven't figured out how to pronounce Clean-dat-hoo."
@Tibitha: I enjoyed this on multiple levels: the fact that everyone in Star Wars are capable of dropping sick beats, the fact that this is hilarious, and the fact that there will be a portion of angry Star Wars fans butthurtoffended at the perceived defilement of their precious films. You could say it's like 'schadenfreude', in human terms.
I really don't know where the last hour has gone.. O.o
Impressions:
"Oh, ok, it's like Tetris." "Well, no rotation, so maybe not that much like Tetris." "STUPID GAME WHY WON'T YOU GIVE ME A @#$%! STRAIGHT PIECE" "Yup, exactly like Tetris."
I really don't know where the last hour has gone.. O.o
Impressions:
"Oh, ok, it's like Tetris." "Well, no rotation, so maybe not that much like Tetris." "STUPID GAME WHY WON'T YOU GIVE ME A @#$%! STRAIGHT PIECE" "Yup, exactly like Tetris."
Took me a while to figure out you didn't have to do the pieces in the order they appear.
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News story says...
Edit: Video doesn't seem to be working if I post it on forums? But if you go to the news story you can see it. It's too freakin' cute.
Do not DM on forums unless you're ok with waiting a couple months!
I spent, no joke, an hour and half laughing. My face hurts, I feel kind of queasy, and I can't breathe right, view at your own risk
You may want to uh... put your ice cream away before watching this.
bwuhahahaha
*feels*
[spiders attending a funeral]
Amazon Customer Care, this is amazing:
Me: Tracking shows delivered but shipment not received
Amazon: Warmest greetings [...] my name is Thor.
Me: Greetings, Thor. Can I be Odin?
Amazon: Odin, Father, How art thy doing on this here fine day?
Me: Thor, my son. Agony raises upon my life.
Amazon: This is outrageous! Who dares defy The All Father Odin! What has occurred to cause this agony?
Me: I'm afraid the book I ordered to defeat our enemies has been misplaced. How can we keep Valhalla intact without our sacred book?
Amazon: This is blasphemy! Wherever this book has been taken to, I shall make it my duty to get it back to you! I fear it is Loki but I dare not blame him for such things. I shall have your fortune returned to you and thereafter we can create a new quest in order to get the book back to you.
Me: Very well my son.
Amazon: Allow me some time to round up my allies and complete this my father.
Me: Do it for me Thor, but most importantly do it for the mortals whose destiny (and grades) rely on this book.
Amazon: Alas, the treasure has been returned to you. You now need to reinstate your book into your archive so that you may yet receive it soon. I shall have the Valkyrie deliver it to you as fast as their wings can move.
Me: Ok so roleplay aside I have my money back and reorder the book?
Amazon: haha yes I have refunded you and you need to reorder the book.
Me: Great!
Amazon: Have you placed the order
Me: Let me do that
done
Amazon: Okay let me edit it for you [...] that good?
Me: Wow hooking me up for one day delivery? Sweet!
Amazon: Haha yea man gotta get your book asap!
Me: I've heard Amazon has great customer service and this just proves it! thanks man
Amazon: No problem, is there any other issue or question that I can help you with?
Me: Nah that was it. Really appreciate it
Amazon: Anytime bro. Have a great day. Goodbye Odin
Me: Bye my son.
Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both
For a wounded man will shall say to his assailant
"If I live, I will kill you. If I die, you are forgiven"
Such is the rule of honor
That love soon might end You are unbreaking
And be known in its aching Though quaking
Shown in this shaking Though crazy
Lately of my wasteland, baby That's just wasteland, baby
Edit bcoz I can speel
These are amazing on all kinds of levels.
www.theempirestripsback.com
It's a Star Wars Burlesque show.
I really don't know where the last hour has gone.. O.o
"Oh, ok, it's like Tetris."
"Well, no rotation, so maybe not that much like Tetris."
"STUPID GAME WHY WON'T YOU GIVE ME A @#$%! STRAIGHT PIECE"
"Yup, exactly like Tetris."