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  • AchimrstAchimrst Nature

    @Bluef
  • BereneneBerenene
    Achimrst said:

    @Bluef
    The should be @Katia
    Janeway: Tuvok! *clapclap* Release my hounds!
    Krenim: Hounds? How cliche.
    Janeway: Tuvok! *clapclap* Release my rape gorilla!
    Krenim: ...We'll show ourselves out.
  • KerriaKerria The Red Lioness

    "He was matted in the rain on the way over... and I want him fluffy!!"


  • SynbiosSynbios


    [taptastic]

  • RaemRaem Los Angeles

    Whales are terrifying.
  • KerriaKerria The Red Lioness
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    I hate the idea of smash cakes for 1 year olds.... until now...


  • KryptonKrypton shi-Khurena
    Synbios said:


    [prophetic vengeance]
    It just hit me... Couldn't Cassandra have solved her problem by always telling everyone the OPPOSITE of what she predicts?

    "Don't worry, Trojans! No one's coming out of that horse tonight to kill you in your sleep!"
  • AlyanaAlyana
    dKrypton said:
    Synbios said:


    [prophetic vengeance]
    It just hit me... Couldn't Cassandra have solved her problem by always telling everyone the OPPOSITE of what she predicts?

    "Don't worry, Trojans! No one's coming out of that horse tonight to kill you in your sleep!"
    I believe it wasn't that no one would believe anything she said, but that no one would believe her prophecies.
  • AchimrstAchimrst Nature


                                                    
  • MelodieMelodie Port Saint Lucie, Florida
    Hitler's mother = Michael Cera = @Hasar?

    Suddenly the world just got turned on its head.
    And I love too                                                                          Be still, my indelible friend
    That love soon might end                                                         You are unbreaking
    And be known in its aching                                                      Though quaking
    Shown in this shaking                                                             Though crazy
    Lately of my wasteland, baby                                                 That's just wasteland, baby
  • KayeilKayeil Washington State
      

    Unicorn Tears Gin Liquor. I want one.
    What doesn't kill you gives you exp.

  • KayeilKayeil Washington State
    Haha the website that sells that gin has some crazy stuff... Manties: Men's Lace Boxers. Lots of other stuff, too.

    http://www.firebox.com/
    What doesn't kill you gives you exp.

  • KalamKalam
          
  • SkyeSkye The Duchess Bellatere


    The best part is how everyone just stops like 'omg dude are you okay!?' and he's like '...yeah. *tries not to cry*'


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  • SethSeth North Carolina
    Exelethril said:
           
    Wish he was still here. Always liked this joke:

    My apartment is infested with koala bears. Its the cutest infestation ever. Much better than cockroaches. I turn the lights on and a bunch of koala bears scatter. I'm like "hey, hold on fellas! Lemme hold one of you, and feed you a leaf". Koalas, they're so fucking cute, why do they gotta be so far away from me. They should ship a few over, and I will apprehend one... And hold him... And pet him on the back of his head. ~Mitch
  • SynbiosSynbios


    [angry Bastet intensifies]

  • KalamKalam
                 
  • BereneneBerenene
    Seth said:
    Exelethril said:
           
    Wish he was still here. Always liked this joke:

    My apartment is infested with koala bears. Its the cutest infestation ever. Much better than cockroaches. I turn the lights on and a bunch of koala bears scatter. I'm like "hey, hold on fellas! Lemme hold one of you, and feed you a leaf". Koalas, they're so fucking cute, why do they gotta be so far away from me. They should ship a few over, and I will apprehend one... And hold him... And pet him on the back of his head. ~Mitch
    Don't forget, almost the entire koala population has chlamydia. 
    Janeway: Tuvok! *clapclap* Release my hounds!
    Krenim: Hounds? How cliche.
    Janeway: Tuvok! *clapclap* Release my rape gorilla!
    Krenim: ...We'll show ourselves out.
  • AmanuAmanu Forge Tree
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    Damn straight, Carl. 

  • KerriaKerria The Red Lioness

    How irish dancing was invented.


  • KerriaKerria The Red Lioness
         
           


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