And 'lo didst the Holocaust King slay the mighty goat, a sacrifice unto Him, the One True God! For the slick, fecal encrusted entrails were laid before them all, a cloying and rotted stench permeating forth from the vile bowels and excretions, unto which the cries of the crucified slaves rang through the air. Behold!! Fire didst rain from the heavens to burn them all, and that eve the skies wept ash... a pale and sombre snowfall amidst the smoldering ruins whereupon the faded and sorrowful bleat of the goat could be heard as an imprint.. a memory of what once was.
It's adorable that you guys are trying to copy the Legates
Legates have coloring books? This does not sound very Evil.
They've been hiding those from me this whole time??
Time to quit. Who wants me in their city? I promise to be extremely useful with knowledge and helping guide decisions, but also promise to take 0 initiative in paperwork leadership.
It's adorable that you guys are trying to copy the Legates
Legates have coloring books? This does not sound very Evil.
They've been hiding those from me this whole time??
Time to quit. Who wants me in their city? I promise to be extremely useful with knowledge and helping guide decisions, but also promise to take 0 initiative in paperwork leadership.
They had to hide them? Who's the crayon eater?
Since they've been hiding them from @Cooper.. I'd say it's him.
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
My adventure task was to kill some lady in Morindar. Got up there, found out she's one of the ones that runs away when you attack. And every room around her has one or two big monsters who will jump to her defense. Spent like half an hour kiting half of Morindar outside and getting them to forget about me so I could spend five minutes chasing her around the place without dying. Was not a great adventure.
My adventure task was to kill some lady in Morindar. Got up there, found out she's one of the ones that runs away when you attack. And every room around her has one or two big monsters who will jump to her defense. Spent like half an hour kiting half of Morindar outside and getting them to forget about me so I could spend five minutes chasing her around the place without dying. Was not a great adventure.
My adventure task was to kill some lady in Morindar. Got up there, found out she's one of the ones that runs away when you attack. And every room around her has one or two big monsters who will jump to her defense. Spent like half an hour kiting half of Morindar outside and getting them to forget about me so I could spend five minutes chasing her around the place without dying. Was not a great adventure.
That sounds like a frickin amazing adventure!
It was for a while, but then it got kinda repetitive and boring. If there were fewer bad guys I had to kite away, it would've been fine.
Most of us can read, as far as I can tell. At least on good days. Gotta shake the dust out of all 8 books in the library somehow. I actually like reading, but I make up for that trait by being terrible at counting, being fairly unobservant, and generally getting myself into some oddball situations. It probably evens out.
Your House... has a -library-? Holy hell, some of you -are- literate.
You have to see the library before you get too excited. When I last went there, it was pretty empty and unused.
The Divine voice of Twilight echoes in your head, "See that it is. I espy a tithe of potential in your mortal soul, Astarod Blackstone. Let us hope that it flourishes and does not falter as so many do."
Aegis, God of War says, "You are dismissed from My demense, Astarod. Go forth and fight well. Bleed fiercely, and climb the purpose you have sought to chase for."
After a quiet day of tinkering I figured out how to display what abilities to use in puppetry when I have enough fashions. So, that was a great breakthrough.
Unfortunately, I should have put some more work into wielding and unwielding puppets, because after dueling for a bounty I realised that not only did I put a puppet in a pack, I also didn't have a quick way of getting it back and wielded. Whoops.
"Alas. Alas for Hamlin. The Mayor sent east, west, north, and south. To offer the Piper by word of mouth. Wherever it was men's lot to find him, silver and gold to his heart's content. If only he'd return the way he went."
Drawing back with a knowing smirk, you utter the truename of Torrent, who suddenly becomes very
still and bleeds from his eyes and ears.
You have completed the True Display Of Skill resolution! Congratulations!
You just received message #4542 from Achaea.
You just received a group of 40 mementoes!
You have completed the bounty filed by the City of Hashan, and have received 10000 gold sovereigns.
You just received message #4543 from Achaea.
You have slain Torrent.
It's taken so much longer than I expected due to missing a lot of the war with a new job and 2 weeks in the US, but finally hit my 100 kill resolution.
I'm seriously pissed off that I joined Eleusis so I could play in this war, hoping it'd go on for the next ten ig years, only to have @Nyneve message me today as I was finishing my travelling back to Oregon that the war was done.
I called bullshit, logged in on my phone to see, saw she was right, and threw my phone across the car.
This is what I get for wanting to start to do combat with RP
So I'm not sure when exactly it happened, but I hit level 90 today. I've never been fond of bashing or made any real push for dragon, so this is the highest level I've ever been, typically floating around 86. I think I'll keep doing what I'm doing and one day I'm sure I'll get the itch to hit 99.
Also, this blackout ended so quickly, I honestly had a wtf moment:
(svof): Enabled blackout curing. A hideous, writhing squid emits a cloud of deadly black ink, its toxins seeping into your sensory systems until you black out completely. (166.258s) -(-3558h, 70.9%, -3088m, 65.9%) (sip health|touch tree|outr irid|eat irid)
(0.088s)(svof): Out of blackout, disabled blackout curing.
So I'm not sure when exactly it happened, but I hit level 90 today. I've never been fond of bashing or made any real push for dragon, so this is the highest level I've ever been, typically floating around 86. I think I'll keep doing what I'm doing and one day I'm sure I'll get the itch to hit 99.
Also, this blackout ended so quickly, I honestly had a wtf moment:
(svof): Enabled blackout curing. A hideous, writhing squid emits a cloud of deadly black ink, its toxins seeping into your sensory systems until you black out completely. (166.258s) -(-3558h, 70.9%, -3088m, 65.9%) (sip health|touch tree|outr irid|eat irid)
(0.088s)(svof): Out of blackout, disabled blackout curing.
So I'm not sure when exactly it happened, but I hit level 90 today. I've never been fond of bashing or made any real push for dragon, so this is the highest level I've ever been, typically floating around 86. I think I'll keep doing what I'm doing and one day I'm sure I'll get the itch to hit 99.
Also, this blackout ended so quickly, I honestly had a wtf moment:
(svof): Enabled blackout curing. A hideous, writhing squid emits a cloud of deadly black ink, its toxins seeping into your sensory systems until you black out completely. (166.258s) -(-3558h, 70.9%, -3088m, 65.9%) (sip health|touch tree|outr irid|eat irid)
(0.088s)(svof): Out of blackout, disabled blackout curing.
Oh, yeah I suppose that would do it Aha...ahahaha...I need sleep.
I'm seriously pissed off that I joined Eleusis so I could play in this war, hoping it'd go on for the next ten ig years, only to have @Nyneve message me today as I was finishing my travelling back to Oregon that the war was done.
I called bullshit, logged in on my phone to see, saw she was right, and threw my phone across the car.
This is what I get for wanting to start to do combat with RP
Hashan and Eleusis have had an on-again off-again rivalry and hatred since their inception. I personally see them as the dichotomy of civilization's expansion vs nature's expansion. Something always ends up sparking the conflict between them again. It'll come around another time. War is eternal @Aegis
Fake news!!! Nah but it was fun, good job! Dont worry @Milabar Mhaldor never stays away for long, they will be by to visit as will Eleusis so there will be plenty more times to fight.
Fake news!!! Nah but it was fun, good job! Dont worry @Milabar Mhaldor never stays away for long, they will be by to visit as will Eleusis so there will be plenty more times to fight.
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Amen
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
Do you think we can win?
Not really.
You want to try it anyway?
Aegis, God of War says, "You are dismissed from My demense, Astarod. Go forth and fight well. Bleed fiercely, and climb the purpose you have sought to chase for."
Unfortunately, I should have put some more work into wielding and unwielding puppets, because after dueling for a bounty I realised that not only did I put a puppet in a pack, I also didn't have a quick way of getting it back and wielded. Whoops.
Woopwoop!
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
It's taken so much longer than I expected due to missing a lot of the war with a new job and 2 weeks in the US, but finally hit my 100 kill resolution.
I called bullshit, logged in on my phone to see, saw she was right, and threw my phone across the car.
This is what I get for wanting to start to do combat with RP
As for yours... well.. the war is done but we have been raided by Mhaldor, Targossas, and Hashan in the last week. You will have your time in the sun.
Aegoth is just mad because we won another war :-)
A hideous, writhing squid emits a cloud of deadly black ink, its toxins seeping into your sensory
systems until you black out completely. (166.258s)
-(-3558h, 70.9%, -3088m, 65.9%) (sip health|touch tree|outr irid|eat irid)
(0.088s)(svof): Out of blackout, disabled blackout curing.
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/south-koreas-moon-calls-trump-kim-summit-end-of-hostility/ar-AADIR2X
We won 2 wars this week now. And broke the 4th wall.
Wanted to make sure to get it by killing something important, so tracked my experience carefully so I could get the level by killing the leviathan.
Fucked it up, so finished with this instead:
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Fishing in a lightning storm... Kind of surprised it didn't hit my fishing rod!