Howdy, Stranger!
Categories
- 6.2K All Categories
- 3.1K Everything Achaea
- 1.5K North of Thera
- 26 Archives of the Terraformer
- 257 The Matsuhama Arena
- 885 The Golden Dais of Creation
- 299 The Scarlattan Theatre
- 149 The Blank Canvas
- 2K Getting Help
- 412 General Questions
- 258 Quick Class Questions
- 1.3K Tech Support
- 313 Client Help
- 486 Curing Systems and Scripts
- 841 Off-Topic
- 255 The Wander Inn
- 586 The Universal Membrane
- 298 Class Discussions
- 298 Individual Class Sections
- 20 Alchemist
- 9 Apostate
- 30 Blademaster
- 9 Depthswalker
- 14 Druid
- 4 Infernal
- 20 Jester
- 19 Magi
- 34 Monk
- 11 Occultist
- 8 Paladin
- 7 Priest
- 29 Runewarden
- 18 Sentinel
- 26 Serpent
- 20 Shaman
- 9 Sylvan
Comments
Talamond Averial says, "You are the least charming siren ever."
With a guttural growl, a rabid grizzly bear stands up tall and wraps its hairy arms around you, constricting you and allowing it to lock its strong jaws around the top of your head.
You have been slain by a rabid grizzly bear.
A rusted key falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a bloodthirsty jackdaw falls out of your inventory.
You no longer possess Paincatcher.
Easy come, easy go and all that, pffftt.
Cough.
I absolutely loved the coat that was made for me at the cost of my embarrassment. It was the most fabulous thing I've seen!
This blindingly bright coat starts with a backdrop of raw silk in cerulean, a shade stolen from the
common emperor butterfly. Its iridescence comes from the quality of the fabric itself, the blue-
green shimmer of the dye warping through every tightly wound thread. An explosion of colour erupts
over the back in a swarm of shining foil butterflies, their wings unfolding like panes of stained
glass. Their bold black outlines and eyespots demarcate their reds and yellows and chartreuse-greens,
filling the entirety of the coat's right sleeve, butterfly after butterfly coalescing and
overlapping in a vividly coloured masterpiece. In contrast, the left sleeve is simply more well-
tailored cloth. High-collared and princely in its cut, the coat is designed to be worn open over the
throat and chest in a cavalier fashion. For the conservative gentleman, a series of tiny gold hooks
in the lining allow it to be clasped shut. It drapes longer in the back, the coattails trimmed in
dark velvet and sewn in the silhouette of insectile wings. Black ribbon cinches the waist and trails
from the garment's hem, mimicking the symmetrical spokes of a butterfly's hindwings.
Embroidered on it are the words:
Become what you will be.
This item is stylishly designed to reveal the navel.
It has 92 months of usefulness left.
It weighs about 3 pounds and 0 ounce(s).
It is on the light side, offering some protection from the cold.
It bears the distinctive mark of Stheno.
if testing then
send("incapacitate "..target)
else
send("dispatch "..target)
end
such auto. much noob. no skill.
Dunn tells you, "I hate you."
(Party): You say, "Bad plan coming right up."