What Happened To You Today?

Gavriil

I was using that as an example... but it looks like I'm looking through a film of Vaseline at everything. Like this hardee's/carl's jr bag in front of me... isn't exactly defined. 

Draqoom

Gavriil said:

I was using that as an example... but it looks like I'm looking through a film of Vaseline at everything. Like this hardee's/carl's jr bag in front of me... isn't exactly defined. 

Son, that's a Wendy's bag

Shirszae

@Aegis grants you entrance into the Divine Order of Aegis, God of War. Congratulations!

Ahmet

@Shirszae

Sayenna

I made a cool-but-pointless script. The highlight of my day was banging my head against the wall as I worked out the formatting of it.

Green = Active / Orangey-pinky colour = inactive. Number turns red if there's less than 10 charges left. Purple dots if there's no charges (boar/moss/etc), blue if it's an artifact one (which I'm too poor to afford).

Unlearned means you're not high enough in tattoos to have that slot unlocked.

eta: To those who've pointed it out, no the formatting isn't incorrect on the last column. Ada's website just messes it up for some reason.

Antonius

The best scripts are cool and pointless.

Caelan

Shirszae said:

@Aegis grants you entrance into the Divine Order of Aegis, God of War. Congratulations!

So excited for you to be in the Order.  Welcome to the awesome world of @Aegis !!

Austere

Caelan said:

Shirszae said:

@Aegis grants you entrance into the Divine Order of Aegis, God of War. Congratulations!

So excited for you to be in the Order.  Welcome to the awesome world of @Aegis !!

 May God have mercy on your soul. (jk, Aegis is a boss ass divine.)

Frederich

- 2017/06/05 21:00:36 - Proficy has been ruthlessly cut down by the Avenging Arrow Champion.

- 2017/06/05 21:00:45 - Proficy has fallen victim to the extraordinary powers of Aarashi Rasul Laniara Vorondil, Flame of Light.

- 2017/06/05 21:01:00 - Llesvelt has been ruthlessly cut down by the Avenging Arrow Champion.

- 2017/06/05 21:01:15 - Llesvelt has been ruthlessly cut down by the Avenging Arrow Champion.

- 2017/06/05 21:01:30 - Ailea dies, her defences no match for the relentless might of Caefir Cleric, Halos Vorondil.

- 2017/06/05 21:01:38 - Ailea has fallen victim to the extraordinary powers of Aarashi Rasul Laniara Vorondil, Flame of Light.

- 2017/06/05 21:02:00 - Proficy dies, his defences no match for the relentless might of Caefir Cleric, Halos Vorondil.

- 2017/06/05 21:06:54 - Seortiae dies, her defences no match for the relentless might of Caefir Cleric, Halos Vorondil.

- 2017/06/05 21:06:58 - Seortiae has been ruthlessly cut down by the Avenging Arrow Champion.

- 2017/06/05 21:07:05 - Frederich has fallen victim to the extraordinary powers of Llesvelt, Augur of Intrigue.

- 2017/06/05 21:07:11 - Llesvelt has been ruthlessly cut down by the Avenging Arrow Champion.

- 2017/06/05 21:07:18 - Llesvelt has been ruthlessly cut down by the Avenging Arrow Champion.

- 2017/06/05 21:07:39 - Ailea has been ruthlessly cut down by the Avenging Arrow Champion.

- 2017/06/05 21:07:51 - Ailea has been ruthlessly cut down by the Avenging Arrow Champion.

- 2017/06/05 21:08:02 - Ysela dies, her defences no match for the relentless might of Caefir Cleric, Halos Vorondil.

- 2017/06/05 21:08:06 - Ysela has been ruthlessly cut down by the Avenging Arrow Champion.

Had a fun 4v3 (our favor), then 4v5 (their favor) right after!

Boy howdy does being a bard SUCK, but I got to see how my new little thing for combat worked out!

Xaden

Bard is amazing. Contributes to basically every group combat strategy bar LoS. 

Wtb a bard-song LoS.

Iniar

Sayenna said:

I made a cool-but-pointless script. The highlight of my day was banging my head against the wall as I worked out the formatting of it.

Green = Active / Orangey-pinky colour = inactive. Number turns red if there's less than 10 charges left. Purple dots if there's no charges (boar/moss/etc), blue if it's an artifact one (which I'm too poor to afford).

Unlearned means you're not high enough in tattoos to have that slot unlocked.

eta: To those who've pointed it out, no the formatting isn't incorrect on the last column. Ada's website just messes it up for some reason.

I make cool-and-pointless scripts all the time. It's the best part about playing IRE games.

Alrena

Xaden said:

Bard is amazing. Contributes to basically every group combat strategy bar LoS. 

Wtb a bard-song LoS.

Canticle/Gigue/Anthem harmonics.

Then sing to inspire your group.

Antonius

Xaden said:

Wtb a bard-song LoS.

Just buy a bow.

Xaden

Antonius said:

Xaden said:

Wtb a bard-song LoS.

Just buy a bow.

I have a bow, I don't wanna buy the shooting upgrade

Rangor

Daeir said:

Imagine LoS percussia. Hnnng.

juggled concussion bombs!

Reyson

A la Elan: Shoot, shoot, shoot the enemies and don't miss 

Mathilda

Today I was shooketh, and now I am a mixed bag of happy-and-sad (mostly happy).

Cailin

Mathilda said:

Today I was shooketh, and now I am a mixed bag of happy-and-sad (mostly happy).

Ha, that's a pretty apt description of my life in Achaea for the past (Achaean) year.

Ahmet

Reyson said:

A la Elan: Shoot, shoot, shoot the enemies and don't miss 

@Reyson Finally another stick fan

Siduri

Ahmet said:

Reyson said:

A la Elan: Shoot, shoot, shoot the enemies and don't miss 

@Reyson Finally another stick fan

I heard Elan. Here is my offering.

Vercio

Had some decent luck with the Wheel today. Decided to buy -some- spins... I swear @Makarios was watching because when I was done The jackpot went out taunting me to buy even more spins.

Ended up winning the Jackpot for the 2nd time this promotion 

Talamond

Had a random thought on the current conflict.

We have an evil empire, with key characters consisting of a leader who is the butt of the occasional joke and a right-hand man with a penchant for the dramatic, invading a forest-themed underdog, whereupon said underdog reaches out for help while the empire continues to invade with enormous success.

Are Mhaldor and Eleusis recreating the plot of Spaceballs?

Sobriquet

Who is Major Asshole...?

Dochitha

Completed!

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You are holding:

Weapons:

   staff141155         a knotted willow staff

   staff240191         a dark ash wood staff

Misc:

   staff360088         a staff of illusion

You are wearing:

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3 items were shown.

Stretching to a full seven feet, this exquisite ash wood staff exudes a palpable strength. Light and 

supple, the wood is tinged the characteristically dark hue, perfectly smooth and polished to a 

lustrous shimmer. In stark contrast to the otherwise sombre tones, a metal capping and iron shoe are 

fixed firmly in place at both tip and base, sparkling iridescent in the light. Deadly in the hands 

of a Shikudo master, the stave retains a dignified elegance, and a slim leather strapping in the 

centre ensures a firm, unrelenting grip.

It weighs about 1 pounds and 0 ounce(s).

It bears the distinctive mark of Dochitha.

It will reset to you.

Kiet

STOP PRONING US

Dochitha

Lyrin tells you, "Are you using your staff?"

You tell Lyrin, "Yes I am on Cloud."

Lyrin tells you, "We're all getting stunned and proned."

Lyrin tells you, "In eleusis."

You tell Lyrin, "LOL."

Lyrin tells you, "Is that you?"

You tell Lyrin, "Who else."

(The Midnight Crew): Micaelis says, "Wat dis stun do."

You tell Lyrin, "Really!"

You tell Lyrin, "Fuck."

Raising a dark ash wood staff, you bring it down two handed to smite the ground.

The ground convulses beneath your feet, throwing you to the ground.

You are no longer stunned.

You have recovered balance on all limbs. (2.931s) (3.185s)

You stand up.

You tell Lyrin, "Did you prone again?"

Lyrin tells you, "Yep."

You tell Lyrin, "I am on Cloud."

(Sentries): Torben says, "But these tremors are happening a lot."

Medi flies up from the ground, carried by a pair of eagle's wings that flare with power.

Medi has entered the area.

Raising a dark ash wood staff, you bring it down two handed to smite the ground.

(Sentries): Torben says, "Yeap."

(Sentries): Keorin says, "We're not sure, this was happening earlier, seems to be hitting the whole 

world."

Medi frowns at you.

You roll on the floor, laughing.

You say in an ear numbing, augmented voice, "Everyone, prones."

Medi attempts to stifle his amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.

(The Midnight Crew): Skye says, "Rofl."

(The Midnight Crew): Kasa says, "What the fuck Dochitha."

(The Midnight Crew): Micaelis says, "Wtf is he doing."

(The Midnight Crew): Skye says, "Did you just have a world wide stun."

(The Midnight Crew): Kasa says, "Did you just give the entire world pk rights on you."

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "Smite ground with staff."

Even if this is a bug, it's darn funny! If it isn't a bug, it's a marvelous creation! "Not so minor effects" I love it! It's in the right hand, no worries!

Laniara

Gotta say, @Deucalion @Twilight @Sartan @Aegis ...Divine shouting matches are worth stopping to listen to.  Thank you!

Across the battlefields and plains of Achaea, the voice of Aegis, God of War resounds like thunder, "Quite unlike You to return in such a grandiose display of power, Twilight. Is this what You have turned Your attention to plan after all these years?"

The silken voice of the Dark Father reverberates from everywhere and nowhere, "I thought You would approve of such a public display, War God, given Your fondness for incessant trumpeting and fanfare."

Thousands of daemons howl and shriek as Sartan, the Malevolent roars above the cacophony, "It is what he does to make up for His lack of actual action as of late."

The firmament burns with white-hot fire as the pure, baritone voice of Deucalion calls out, "Oh, are We defining action as molesting plants, Eleusians, and other helpless creatures now? Interesting."

The silken voice of the Dark Father reverberates from everywhere and nowhere, "Ah, the Fire Sprite raises His voice. I awake from slumber disappointed that You have not yet saved Us all with your "heroic sacrifices"."

The firmament burns with white-hot fire as the pure, baritone voice of Deucalion calls out, "Your age is showing as you have forgotten so quickly the Worldreaver. Though given how deep a hole You were likely hiding in, it is understandable."

Across the battlefields and plains of Achaea, the voice of Aegis, God of War resounds like thunder, "Safe under His cowl of cowardice, just like You were behind Your shield, Deucalion. A remarkable effort upon the battlefield, indeed.

The firmament burns with white-hot fire as the pure, baritone voice of Deucalion calls out, "Yes, protection of allies - or wives - would be a foreign concept to You, wouldn't it?"

A salvo of clamorous catapult fire blazes across the skies in response to the War God's anger.

The silken voice of the Dark Father reverberates from everywhere and nowhere, "You disappoint Me, Aegis. I had hoped for the usual blustering trumpets."

Thousands of daemons howl and shriek as Sartan, the Malevolent roars above the cacophony, "Interesting, I had hoped for blood. Disappointment abounds."

Laniara

And of course... not finished.


Across the battlefields and plains of Achaea, the voice of Aegis, God of War resounds like thunder, "You may indeed get Your wish, Sartan."

A chorus of trumpets toots a derisive clarion call from within the Obsidian Keep.

Jacen

Laniara said:

A salvo of clamorous catapult fire blazes across the skies in response to the War God's anger.

A chorus of trumpets toots a derisive clarion call from within the Obsidian Keep.

@Makarios can we get world emotes like this added to GMCP? Its easy to miss in bashing/autowalking spam.

Farrah

Laniara said:

The firmament burns with white-hot fire as the pure, baritone voice of Deucalion calls out, "Yes, protection of allies - or wives - would be a foreign concept to You, wouldn't it?"

Rofl. Deuc protects His womenz, unlike Aegis and Sartan.