What Happened To You Today?

Halos

Restocked my House shop, renovated my Order shop, helped cleanse a heretic, led troops in prayer, raided/skirmished with Mhaldor, earringed to a ship on Prin mysteriously, shipreturned then had to sail back from Umbrin, messed around with a lamb chops recipe.

Trilliana

Had a couple of break downs, talked to some people, tried to work on things in between everyone else wanting me for something. And tonight I have to find a way to stay up ALL night and all day tomorrow to fix my sleep schedule or try to.

Bluef

Halos said:

Restocked my House shop, renovated my Order shop, helped cleanse a heretic, led troops in prayer, raided/skirmished with Mhaldor, earringed to a ship on Prin mysteriously, shipreturned then had to sail back from Umbrin, messed around with a lamb chops recipe.

Earrings work across continents and oceans? Okay, I'm with Ernam...that's OP.  

Malorn

Halos said:

Restocked my House shop, renovated my Order shop, helped cleanse a heretic, led troops in prayer, raided/skirmished with Mhaldor, earringed to a ship on Prin mysteriously, shipreturned then had to sail back from Umbrin, messed around with a lamb chops recipe.

H-heretic?

b-but I'm a paladin now! and I asked you to do it (this time).

And I'm joining Targossass!

That's recovering heretic, thank you very much.

Rohai

Halos said:

Restocked my House shop, renovated my Order shop, helped cleanse a heretic, led troops in prayer, raided/skirmished with Mhaldor, earringed to a ship on Prin mysteriously, shipreturned then had to sail back from Umbrin, messed around with a lamb chops recipe.

May be more suited for the raves thread, but this was AWESOME.

Bade

Died three times in raids today, but each time learned another something to help prevent it next time. Fixed an alias that had me sniping away at nobody, and got a bunch of triggers and things working for healing. I may not be a great combatant yet, but look out the sick and weak, I've got your number now.

Vaehl

That's the cutest thing I've ever read! I love aspiring combatants. Come here and let me pinch your cheeky weekies cutie pie .

Tibitha

• Power cut at midday.

• Started my slow cooked bacon and beef stew late.

• Had a bunch of mates over for stew, Christmas decorating (free labour wooh!) and tried playing House on the Haunted Hill (or something to that effect), we were all waaaaay too wasted for a game with that much reading by that time though, so hilarity ensued.

• Got one hell of a headache (too much red wine methinks)

• Ended up waking up at arse'o'clock for no reason.

• Too scared to leave Targ now, cause I don't know when the power cut's going to happen today.

Synbios

@Tibitha: Good. Spend the rest of your time finishing tertiary testing on that F.A.N.F.I.C.T.I.O.N. Generator. We're running late on the deployment phase already. Get it done while you're chilling in the city!

Amarillys

Synbios said:

 F.A.N.F.I.C.T.I.O.N. 

Great, now I'm thinking about Codenamed Kids Next Door...

Tibitha

Oh F.A.N.F.I.C.T.I.O.N is deployed and ready, didnt they tell you? Im awaiting a target. 

Aodfionn

Ernam and Jhui. Go. 

Bluef

Order stuff...more order stuff...more order stuff!

Shared an eventful session of spirit retrieval with @Shirszae and @Amarillys‌ - Thank you for including me in your lives!

Gave a tarot reading in the Brass Lantern that became an impromptu discussion between a bystander and the subject about morality and freedom. Good times. 

Elphaba

Bluef said:

Gave a tarot reading ...

but ur a shaman. omg bluef ur everything that is wrong with rp in achaea!!!11

Kresslack

So I've never done the Humgii races before, but saw I happened to have a couple of betting slips, so went to check it out. Disappointed to not win anything, but certainly not disappointed with the announcer. He must be related to Tharos:

Tabor, the Sugardown announcer exclaims, "Bitter Halfpint's jockey, Zelena, just pulled out a tiny 

bow and shot Pint n' Pie in the rear as the pack is coming out of the first turn, and Bitter 

Halfpint takes first as a result! You just know a Mark contract is coming out of this race, folks!"

Synbios

Tibitha said:

Oh F.A.N.F.I.C.T.I.O.N is deployed and ready, didnt they tell you? Im awaiting a target. 

@Tibitha: Excellent. Just...watch where you're pointing that thing. I am expecting a full report from you first thing after live combat exercises.

Orzaansyn

I do not believe in luck. That is why I usually do not play betting games.

Tabor, the Sugardown announcer exclaims, "The humgii horde races across the line and it's Belly 'o Beans taking first, Squat n' Gobble grabbing second, and Touch of Shallam in third!" You have won 54 Bound Credit(s) on your bet: 2 tickets on Belly 'o Beans wins the race!

It was Fate.

Kresslack

Orzaansyn said:

I do not believe in luck. That is why I usually do not play betting games.

Tabor, the Sugardown announcer exclaims, "The humgii horde races across the line and it's Belly 'o Beans taking first, Squat n' Gobble grabbing second, and Touch of Shallam in third!" You have won 54 Bound Credit(s) on your bet: 2 tickets on Belly 'o Beans wins the race!

It was Fate.

At least the night was not a total loss!

Tibitha

Aodfionn said:

Ernam and Jhui. Go. 

Sir, yes sir.

@Ernam and @Jhui were celebrating an loving Valentine's Day together. Ernam had cooked an amazing dinner and they ate it by candlelight in a remote (and undisclosed) location, where neither party's respective cities would find them.

"My darling," Jhui said, stroking Ernam's ear, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Ernam. "It is but an paltry token of my infinite love."

Ernam opened the box. Inside was an ornate dagger! He gazed at it in awe. Then he gazed at Jhui tenderly. "It's perfect," Ernam said. "Come here and let me thank you."

Just then, @Bluef sprang out of hiding and cackled like an Ashtani seamstress. "Your happiness will not last! The Spirits have spoken!" she said in an voice reminiscent of many hours of ritualistic cactus weed and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner rock.

Jhui read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."

They stared at each other anxiously as Bluef cackled some more. Ernam's lip began to tremble. Then Jhui shrugged, pulled out a runic totem, and hit Bluef on the head. She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" Ernam said and kissed Jhui passionately. "You're amazing!"

They quickly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they ma kissed each other all night long.

Ernam

Seriously, seriously creepy.

Bluef

@Tibitha, you're a ray of sunshine covered in dark chocolate and served with a nice chianti. On a similar note I must confess to you, I'm giving very serious thought... to eating you.

Synbios

I guess the Yuri(girl-on-girl) fanfiction settings have been accidentally engaged on full overdrive. If you manage to survive, @Tibitha, please ensure that the results of the incident are recorded on triplicate for future bugfixes.

Rohai

Gif related, I presume.

Kandra

Watched my housemates plot my death.

Lilian sadly says in a soft-spoken voice, "I'm jealous of a hammer."

Drual Xanatov-Vorondil, Sentry of Cyrene says to Lilian, "We can take her. The moment she leaves the city.."

Kross

Kandra said:

Watched my housemates plot my death.

Lilian sadly says in a soft-spoken voice, "I'm jealous of a hammer."

Drual Xanatov-Vorondil, Sentry of Cyrene says to Lilian, "We can take her. The moment she leaves the city.."

 

Dunn

 

They outsourced.

Kandra

No kidding. Lilian was talking about msging Kross to come kill me.  

Lilian

It's true I did, I was just teasing her though ahahaha.

Amarillys

I got told I feel too strongly about my opinions.

I'm okay with this.

Kross

Kandra said:

No kidding. Lilian was talking about msging Kross to come kill me.  

-- And so it was written. They who state His name in vain shall summon Him and His four closest friends, that they wreak havoc upon thine House and reclaim the Earthshaker in all of Its glory, forever and ever, amen.