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  • VaehlVaehl
    What the fuk. Why am I even involved.
  • BluefBluef Delos
    edited November 2014
    Caoimhaen said:
    @Tibitha  I feel like I was violated. That was. Wow. My brain needs to be scrubbed. 

    @Tibitha these remind me of the book on Caer Witrin that Bluef wrote in order to get unenemied to the village by the Order of Scarlatti. They wanted a tome on the village...but I don't think they expected "Cold Hands, Warm Hearts." I think you'd giggle if you came across a copy. It's 50 Shades of Snow. :wink: 
  • AmarillysAmarillys
    Bluef said:

    It's 50 Shades of Snow. :wink: 
    This sounds like a Once Upon a Time Fanfic waiting to happen...




  • SiduriSiduri
    I'll call @Seelie and check if she can put a bookcase in the Minaret, in the Great Library. We can put @Tibitha's fanfics there.

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  • JarrolJarrol New Zealand
    Tibitha said:

    I Saw Caoimhaen Kissing Ironbeard


    Aodfionn woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Logosmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one giant box that looked like a weapon.

    Then Aodfionn noticed that Caoimhaen was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.

    Aodfionn thought that he would surprise Caoimhaen. Maybe even sneak up behind him and suck him on his earlobe. That always made Caoimhaen melt.

    Aodfionn crept quietly down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its sparkling lights, and the presents, heaped up randomly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Caoimhaen. Kissing someone.

    Aodfionn was so angry, he picked up a monolith sigil and threw it angrily at the tree.

    They both looked around.

    "Caoimhaen, you treacherous bastard!" Aodfionn yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Aodfionn looked and then rubbed his face and looked again. It was Ironbeard.

    "Let me explain," Caoimhaen said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Ironbeard here under the mistletoe."

    "Ho! Ho! Ho!" Ironbeard said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what an excellent kiss it was."

    "Well, I suppose," Aodfionn said quietly. "If he was under the mistletoe."

    "Ho! Ho! Ho!" Ironbeard said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be fair."

    That seemed reasonable. Aodfionn went over under the mistletoe and kissed Ironbeard.

    Ironbeard was the best kisser ever, like a rainbow that casts a happy glow o'er all the land. He made Aodfionn's toes feel all tingley. 

    "You see?" Caoimhaen said huskily and Aodfionn saw. So they had a threeway.

    Everybody's presents were late.

    I am so glad that Jarrol is adopted right now.
  • KyttinKyttin
    Siduri said:
    Personal transcript:
    Origin: Siduri
    Submitted to Draqoom

    Who the hell declassified that? It's just as dangerous as letting the mudsexer blacklist go viral.
    YOU'RE GIVING MY SECRETS AWAY SHUSH.

  • SynestSynest
    First Aegoth, then Aodfionn, then Ayoxele... and back to Aodfionn! Make up your mind @Caoimhaen!
  • AchimrstAchimrst Nature
    Synest said:
    First Aegoth, then Aodfionn, then Ayoxele... and back to Aodfionn! Make up your mind @Caoimhaen!
    In his defense, there are a lot of yummy men to choose from.
  • AlcinaeAlcinae AFK
    edited November 2014
    Talked to city mates, read a tome or two, the rest escapes my mind but I also know that I'm improving my conversational French by talking to a few friends OOCly, so big raves for them. 
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  • AlaricAlaric Canada
    Je suis un pomme de terre

    Cahin said:
    Obliterate was a fair and balanced ability and it's removal from puppetry and vodun should have been a crime.
  • OrzaansynOrzaansyn
    Je refuse.
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  • BadeBade
    Finally got to 50% of level 75, got killed by a stupid orc. Quit again. Contimplated killing off Bade, calmed down and will be back hunting in a few hours.
  • VayneVayne Rhode Island
    Bade said:
    Finally got to 50% of level 75, got killed by a stupid orc. Quit again. Contimplated killing off Bade, calmed down and will be back hunting in a few hours.
    Ah, I remember those days of hunting to Dragon. You'll get there eventually.
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  • AtalkezAtalkez
    My stomach hurts




    Penwize has cowardly forfeited the challenge to mortal combat issued by Atalkez.
  • BluefBluef Delos
    edited November 2014
    Sailed to Zanzibaar and hunted for quite bit until that got boring.

    Sailed back to mainland and came in second in an egghunt.

    Totemed up some spiffy new hidey holes.

    Updated and created some scrolls in the Rogues and Wanderers clan.

    Held a small rite to the Elder Goddess Raclawice. 
  • SynbiosSynbios
    Tibitha said:
    Siduri said:
    I'll call @Seelie and check if she can put a bookcase in the Minaret, in the Great Library. We can put @Tibitha's fanfics there.
    Id be in so much trouble XD

    @Tibitha: Placing the FANFIC Generator in the Minaret to broadcast fanfiction-generating waves will get you in trouble, yes.

    Preliminary testing isn't done yet. You can't just implement an untested prototype just willy-nilly. You have to test various pairings, uke-seme dynamics, Alternate Universe probabilities, and varying levels of lemon first. Accomplish those and submit a formal scientific journal on that first, and you're goodGood.


  • CaoimhaenCaoimhaen Targossas
    Taught 2 Cyrenian monks a little about how to monk. Sat on a boat with @Trilliana and caught up. Tried to score a lady friend and failed. :neutral_face:  Caught up with auntie  @Bluef and got a tarot reading. Learned my son @Jarrol found his blood parents but like me and @Texel (who is my adopted dad) we agreed that blood father and adopted father are equally important and don't see one dad as over the other too much. Updated @Davio on city activity. Was a pretty nice month actually.

  • AmarillysAmarillys
    Caoimhaen said:
    Taught 2 Cyrenian monks a little about how to monk. Sat on a boat with @Trilliana and caught up. Tried to score a lady friend and failed. :neutral_face:  Caught up with auntie  @Bluef and got a tarot reading. Learned my son @Jarrol found his blood parents but like me and @Texel (who is my adopted dad) we agreed that blood father and adopted father are equally important and don't see one dad as over the other too much. Updated @Davio on city activity. Was a pretty nice month actually.
    You've been busy XD



  • AddamaAddama
    Forging fullplate for days

    Shit sucks
    ~Kresslack's obsession~
  • DarktalonDarktalon
    Bluef said:
    You drop to one knee before Valnurana, Goddess of Sleep and Dreams.

    Valnurana leans forward and places a gentle kiss on Bluef's forehead.

    Valnurana, Goddess of Sleep and Dreams says, "You are so dedicated."


    A little while later...

    Tears flow freely from your eyes as Valnurana appoints you to Dreamsage.



    Now for us to enact the master plan!

    I got it written down somewhere.

    Oh and nothing happened to me today, other than answering a guy about joining Valnurana's order and finding out Bluef had already beat me too it! Stupid Thanksgiving!
  • DarktalonDarktalon
    Bluef said:
    Tears flow freely from your eyes as Valnurana appoints you Reveric Guide.

    Bluef is the new Head of Emnia Ecstasia.

    Valnurana, Goddess of Sleep and Dreams has bestowed Her divine truefavour upon you. 
    Excited doesn't begin to describe how I feel right now. I have so many dreams for making the Emnia grow and the best possible Goddess has faith that Bluef can make them a reality.

    It feels marvellous -- like Logosmas came a little early this year!


    Huh, who knew a plan I had would actually work.

    I am scared.

    Congratulations!
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