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  • KryptonKrypton shi-Khurena
    Lala said:
    Skye gives a handful of nuts to you.
     
    Skye says with a muddled Thalassian accent, "You gotta give her nuts."
     
    You give a Lucrescent nut to a vine-bound stone elephant calf.
    A vine-bound stone elephant calf emits a high-pitched squeal of delight as she takes a 
    Lucrescent nut from you, using a vine to toss it into her mouth.
     
    Skye's eyes widen in disbelief as she shouts, "Oh my GODS!"
     
    You give a horrified gasp.
     
    You say in a vibrant and purry voice, "Oh MY GOD."
     
    Skye says to a vine-bound stone elephant calf with a muddled Thalassian accent, "Spit it 
    out!"
     
    Skye shakes a vine-bound stone elephant calf frantically.
     
    You bury your head in Atalkez's shoulder and begin to weep uncontrollably.
     
    Skye gives a horrified gasp.
    .........

    Y'all could have easily avoided this tragedy: 
    You give a block of stone to a vine-bound stone elephant calf.
    Hopping about happily, a vine-bound stone elephant calf takes a block of stone
    from you in a strong vine and smashes it into her body, absorbing it rapidly.


  • SzanthaxSzanthax San Diego
    Lala said:
    Sent By: Achaea On 11/02/2:59
    Your glitter emote proposal has been approved by the administration.   >:)
    I still miss headbang



  • SarathaiSarathai
    Entaro said:
    You possess all six Dragon Talismans, and you complete the set, gaining true mastery over Dragonhood.

    Some strange power keeps you locked to this state - you may not assume the form of the dragon.
    I've never seen that message. Could somebody explain?
    - (Eleusis): Ellodin says, "The Fissure of Echoes is Sarathai's happy place."
    - With sharp, crackling tones, Kyrra tells you, "The ladies must love you immensely."
    - (Eleusian Ranger Techs): Savira says, "Most of the hard stuff seem to have this built in code like: If adventurer_hitting_me = "Sarathai" then send("terminate and selfdestruct")."
    - Makarios says, "Serve well and perish."
    - Xaden says, "Xaden confirmed scrub 2017."



  • LorielanLorielan
    @Sarathai Entaro was likely a gargoyle at the time.
  • KasyaKasya Tennessee
    With a final strike of the hammer, you finish forging the splintmail.
    You have forged an exceptional suit of splintmail!
    Your eye for detail tells you that a resilient suit of Targossian splintmail cannot be refined any further, and has reached the maximum level of perfection that may be achieved with it.
    You are now a Virtuoso Blacksmith. FORGING LIST for details.

    After sitting at 80-some % forever, I finally decided to power through from steel and get to the next rank. Not bad for a hobby. Maybe by the time I'm 300 I'll feel like forging through to the highest rank.
  • SzanthaxSzanthax San Diego
    Hefting his sword overhead, Jeramun, the Flame of the World brings the blade down in a vicious slice across your torso.
    Your open wounds sizzle and burn with the proximity to Jeramun, the Flame of the World's elemental heat.
    You have been slain by Jeramun, the Flame of the World. 

    like... 3times.

    God i'm daft haha



  • AesiAesi
    Got my 50th player kill. Wooo!

    More goals to cross off
  • AodfionnAodfionn Seattle, WA
    @Quisse enlightened me to a horrifying and delightful analogy.
    Aurora says, "Are you drunk, Aodfionn?"
  • AesiAesi
    Antidas said:
    I logged in just in time to kill a bunch of Ashtani and Mhaldorians! @Jarrod even told me i personally turned the tide of the fight against Mhaldor, and that it had nothing to do with numbers at all. True story. Would I lie?
    There is no proof that you DIDNT turn the tide.
  • AegothAegoth
    edited November 2015
    Why, that's such a sound argument! Unless.... 
  • KietKiet
    wow there's logical fallacy memes now
  • RiarranRiarran
    Well, I found out shortly after logging in that not only is Riarran basically a younger, taller @Madelyne lookalike, but she also has the same voice as @Sunny and we're all Atavians. I thought I was being creative! :surprised: 
  • AerekAerek East Tennessee, USA
    GDI, I've been sitting on a folder full of those Ed Hochuli memes for ages, but the forums have been so tame lately I haven't felt justified in whipping them out. We need to lift some forum bans so I can get my money's worth.
    -- Grounded in but one perspective, what we perceive is an exaggeration of the truth.
  • AesiAesi
    Aegoth said:
    Why, that's such a sound argument! Unless.... 
    coding newb,

    if value ~= false means its true.

    <3
  • JukilianJukilian
    edited November 2015
    Aesi said:
    Aegoth said:
    Why, that's such a sound argument! Unless.... 
    coding newb,

    if value ~= false means its true.

    <3
    Sure, except that that check proves beyond doubt that it is true.

    However the original statement was not proved to be either true or false.

    I would probably say that value is an undefined variable that has yet to be assigned.
  • ZukoZuko
    Antidas said:
    I logged in just in time to kill a bunch of Ashtani and Mhaldorians! @Jarrod even told me i personally turned the tide of the fight against Mhaldor, and that it had nothing to do with numbers at all. True story. Would I lie?
    Well I just took my stats exam so lets see..

    I think we have a null hypothesis that there is no improvement between Targ defense without Antidas and Targ defense with Antidas. 

    Thus our alternative hypothesis would be the difference between µ1 - µ2  < 0

    Alright I'll go crunch the numbers now. 
  • AlcaroAlcaro
    edited November 2015
    Tharvis said:
    You resign your elected seat on the city ruling council.
    In response to your successor's challenge, you surrender the reins of power.

    It's been a fun ride, but it's time for this man to vanish into his beloved shadows.
    We'll miss Tharvis. I'll miss Tharvis. He was like Averitti's big brother ; ___ ;

    I don't mean to make you feel guilty for leaving -- I totally understand -- but now who's going to take her hunting in the big leagues [Zanzibaar, Istarion, etc]?! Who is she going to pester for artefacts or their fancy gloves of extraction?! Who's going to buy her those pumpkin bags next Mayaween?

    Most importantly, whose leg is she going to fall asleep against on the ship ride back to the mainlands after an awesome day of hunting?

    Aw, man. Now I'm crying.

    <3 you, man.
    (XXXX): Peak says, "You worry me."
  • JukilianJukilian
    Who will I harass now?
  • TrevizeTrevize
    Skye said:
    Murad exclaims, "I give you Winged Gorilla!"


    WHY

    Better than a wingless one, I suppose.
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  • SarathaiSarathai
    Trevize said:
    Skye said:
    Murad exclaims, "I give you Winged Gorilla!"


    WHY

    Better than a wingless one, I suppose.
    Probably depends on whether it's trying to kill you or not.
    - (Eleusis): Ellodin says, "The Fissure of Echoes is Sarathai's happy place."
    - With sharp, crackling tones, Kyrra tells you, "The ladies must love you immensely."
    - (Eleusian Ranger Techs): Savira says, "Most of the hard stuff seem to have this built in code like: If adventurer_hitting_me = "Sarathai" then send("terminate and selfdestruct")."
    - Makarios says, "Serve well and perish."
    - Xaden says, "Xaden confirmed scrub 2017."



  • AlcaroAlcaro
    Like five minutes ago I just saw the biggest fucking raccoon. It was at least the size of my 75lb Aussie and it keeps coming onto our porch and eating our cat's food o:

    Kinda worrisome, since our cat has kittens [indoors, though]. And she did confront it, by the sounds of it -- didn't make much of an impression on the coon, though, since it keeps coming back. Hugest thing ever. We've caught more than a few and my dad says if we catch this one, he's gonna kill it.

    Maybe we can have raccoon jerky .. is that a thing? Hmm ..
    (XXXX): Peak says, "You worry me."
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