Memorable quotes

Faur

(Cyrene): REDACTED says, "We're making a @Perl necklace? Wonderfuk."

Asmodron

- 2019/06/08 03:39:22 - Distant, otherworldly screeching flares from the shattered depths of the Sunderlands as Asani lays Sothantos aside in the name of progress.
- 2019/06/08 03:39:22 - Distant, otherworldly screeching flares from the shattered depths of the Sunderlands as Asani lays Vinceres aside in the name of progress.
- 2019/06/08 03:39:22 - Distant, otherworldly screeching flares from the shattered depths of the Sunderlands as Asani lays Kaden aside in the name of progress.
- 2019/06/08 03:39:22 - Distant, otherworldly screeching flares from the shattered depths of the Sunderlands as Asani lays Penwize aside in the name of progress.
- 2019/06/08 03:39:22 - Distant, otherworldly screeching flares from the shattered depths of the Sunderlands as Asani lays Anze aside in the name of progress.
- 2019/06/08 03:39:23 - Distant, otherworldly screeching flares from the shattered depths of the Sunderlands as Asani lays Vinzent aside in the name of progress.
- 2019/06/08 03:39:23 - Swift death claims Nephiny, her attempts at clutching to life proven futile.
- 2019/06/08 03:39:23 - Shoju has died to the holy power of a shrine of Aurora.
- 2019/06/08 03:39:23 - Swift death claims Synthus, his attempts at clutching to life proven futile.
- 2019/06/08 03:39:23 - Swift death claims Trendric, his attempts at clutching to life proven futile.
- 2019/06/08 03:39:23 - Swift death claims Vradori, her attempts at clutching to life proven futile.
- 2019/06/08 03:39:23 - Swift death claims Atalkez, his attempts at clutching to life proven futile.
- 2019/06/08 03:39:23 - Swift death claims Achilles, his attempts at clutching to life proven futile.
- 2019/06/08 03:39:23 - Miriew has died to the holy power of a shrine of Aurora.
- 2019/06/08 03:39:23 - Swift death claims Sorlia, her attempts at clutching to life proven futile.
- 2019/06/08 03:39:23 - Swift death claims Lenn, her attempts at clutching to life proven futile.
- 2019/06/08 03:39:23 - Swift death claims Issam, his attempts at clutching to life proven futile.
- 2019/06/08 03:39:24 - Swift death claims Cyro, his attempts at clutching to life proven futile.
- 2019/06/08 03:39:24 - Swift death claims Nhakra, her attempts at clutching to life proven futile.
- 2019/06/08 03:39:24 - Swift death claims Austere, his attempts at clutching to life proven futile.

Else

In-game message:

Your Spinslash ability could be used again but you lack the necessary Rage

What I saw after only getting four hours of sleep:

Your Spanish ability could be used again but you lack the necessary Rage

Synthus

Else said:

In-game message:

Your Spinslash ability could be used again but you lack the necessary Rage

What I saw after only getting four hours of sleep:

Your Spanish ability could be used again but you lack the necessary Rage

I've had that happen too, though mine was reading "Onslaught" as "Onstar".

Then again, Achaean roadside assistance for hunting mishaps might be kinda nice. 

Kresslack

Else said:

Your Spanish ability could be used again but you lack the necessary Rage

Dated a Puerto Rican girl in college and I'm convinced that messaged played in her head on a regular basis. When she started speaking Spanish, sometimes in mid sentence, I knew I was probably in trouble.

Else

Kresslack said:

Else said:

Your Spanish ability could be used again but you lack the necessary Rage

Dated a Puerto Rican girl in college and I'm convinced that messaged played in her head on a regular basis. When she started speaking Spanish, sometimes in mid sentence, I knew I was probably in trouble.

...You and me both.

Mathonwy

A dove comes flying into the room, deposits a letter into your hands, warbles cheerfully, and flies away.

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You see that the letter contains a severed finger.

You read what is written on an elegant white letter:

Whenever we are apart, I feel as if a part of me is missing...

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This letter is made of the finest quality paper, and is rolled into a cylinder, with a red ribbon to keep it from unfurling.

It has 10 months of usefulness left.

It weighs 1 ounce(s).

An elegant white letter is holding:

"finger164502"                          a severed finger

It contains a total of 1 items of a max of 0.



Welp.

Skye

Eros, the Desire tells you, "Running in and out, little mortal? You aren't afraid now, are you?"

You tell Eros, the Desire, "A suitable amount of respect and fear!"

You tell Eros, the Desire, "I have no shame in admitting."

A cascade of laughter coils into your ears, the Desire's amusement leaving you flushed and shivering in equal measure.

Feel equal parts aroused and violated.

Caelan

That's hawt

Asmodron

- 2019/06/10 03:48:54 - Plagho's face contorts in agony as his flesh is liquefied, wholly consumed by the raging inferno of Aegoth's holocaust globe.
- 2019/06/10 03:48:55 - Koi's face contorts in agony as her flesh is liquefied, wholly consumed by the raging inferno of Aegoth's holocaust globe.
- 2019/06/10 03:48:55 - Hylander's face contorts in agony as his flesh is liquefied, wholly consumed by the raging inferno of Aegoth's holocaust globe.
- 2019/06/10 03:48:55 - Lirah's face contorts in agony as her flesh is liquefied, wholly consumed by the raging inferno of Aegoth's holocaust globe.
- 2019/06/10 03:48:55 - Keorin's face contorts in agony as her flesh is liquefied, wholly consumed by the raging inferno of Aegoth's holocaust globe.
- 2019/06/10 03:48:55 - Sabetha's face contorts in agony as her flesh is liquefied, wholly consumed by the raging inferno of Aegoth's holocaust globe.
- 2019/06/10 03:48:55 - Devasha's face contorts in agony as her flesh is liquefied, wholly consumed by the raging inferno of Aegoth's holocaust globe.
- 2019/06/10 03:48:55 - Lenn's face contorts in agony as her flesh is liquefied, wholly consumed by the raging inferno of Aegoth's holocaust globe.
- 2019/06/10 03:48:55 - Marcael's face contorts in agony as his flesh is liquefied, wholly consumed by the raging inferno of Aegoth's holocaust globe.
- 2019/06/10 03:48:55 - Myna's face contorts in agony as her flesh is liquefied, wholly consumed by the raging inferno of Aegoth's holocaust globe.
- 2019/06/10 03:48:55 - Glathna's face contorts in agony as his flesh is liquefied, wholly consumed by the raging inferno of Aegoth's holocaust globe.
- 2019/06/10 03:48:55 - Mezghar's face contorts in agony as his flesh is liquefied, wholly consumed by the raging inferno of Aegoth's holocaust globe.
- 2019/06/10 03:48:55 - Shirszae's face contorts in agony as her flesh is liquefied, wholly consumed by the raging inferno of Aegoth's holocaust globe.
- 2019/06/10 03:48:55 - Cyzhar's face contorts in agony as his flesh is liquefied, wholly consumed by the raging inferno of Aegoth's holocaust globe.
- 2019/06/10 03:48:55 - Kaden's face contorts in agony as his flesh is liquefied, wholly consumed by the raging inferno of Aegoth's holocaust globe.
- 2019/06/10 03:48:55 - Aegoth's face contorts in agony as his flesh is liquefied, wholly consumed by the raging inferno of Aegoth's holocaust globe.
- 2019/06/10 03:48:55 - Kresslack's face contorts in agony as his flesh is liquefied, wholly consumed by the raging inferno of Aegoth's holocaust globe.
- 2019/06/10 03:48:55 - Elon's face contorts in agony as his flesh is liquefied, wholly consumed by the raging inferno of Aegoth's holocaust globe.
- 2019/06/10 03:48:55 - Stheno's face contorts in agony as her flesh is liquefied, wholly consumed by the raging inferno of Aegoth's holocaust globe.
- 2019/06/10 03:48:55 - Kiet's face contorts in agony as his flesh is liquefied, wholly consumed by the raging inferno of Aegoth's holocaust globe.
- 2019/06/10 03:48:56 - Kei's face contorts in agony as her flesh is liquefied, wholly consumed by the raging inferno of Aegoth's holocaust globe.

Synbios

Mathonwy said:

A dove comes flying into the room, deposits a letter into your hands, warbles cheerfully, and flies away.

5980h, 7716m, 24900e, 29400w cexdb-read 241455

You see that the letter contains a severed finger.

You read what is written on an elegant white letter:

Whenever we are apart, I feel as if a part of me is missing...

5980h, 7716m, 24900e, 29400w cexdb-p 241455

This letter is made of the finest quality paper, and is rolled into a cylinder, with a red ribbon to keep it from unfurling.

It has 10 months of usefulness left.

It weighs 1 ounce(s).

An elegant white letter is holding:

"finger164502"                          a severed finger

It contains a total of 1 items of a max of 0.



Welp.

You hypocrite! Thy lips(and fingers) preach the trashiness of anime, while thine letterbox entertains the whispers of the yandere. Shame! Shaaaaame!

Astarod

Speaker Andraste Montenegro, The Savage's Carmian voice resonates, "And the world turned on without batting an eye as the favoured children of cruel masters were given a larger weapon with which to injure themselves."

Well-said!

Asmodron

I'm good with this

Ty masters

Farrah

That makes Targ the disfavoured children.

Astarod

Farrah said:

That makes Targ the disfavoured children.

You sound surprised.

Rangor

Farrah said:

That makes Targ the disfavoured children.

It is always so with the second child.

Torrent

Farrah said:

That makes Targ the disfavoured children.

I mean no Terminus of Destruciton and no Submilation!!! Why still ally with them?  I would demand a refund!

Yen

Torrent said:

Farrah said:

That makes Targ the disfavoured children.

I mean no Terminus of Destruciton and no Submilation!!! Why still ally with them?  I would demand a refund!

That and we still have to dodge the raging Underrealm river on the way to Balan'ukia.  We're just unloved.

Armali

- 2019/06/11 09:57:19 - Mindshell says, "So a monk, a priest and an alchemist walk into a bar."

- 2019/06/11 09:57:39 - Mindshell says, "Behind the bar stands Makarios, the bartender casually polishing a glass."

- 2019/06/11 09:58:30 - Mindshell says, "The monk walks up to Makarios first and asks, "Hey Makarios, being a monk is great and 

all but it'd be nice if people stopped dodging me.""

- 2019/06/11 09:59:22 - Mindshell says, "Makarios puts down his glass and gazes out the window before replying, "Go outside to 

that willow tree over there and pull off one of its branches.""

- 2019/06/11 09:59:49 - Mindshell says, "The monk returns moments later with a branch of the willow in his hands and ask, "Okay, 

now what?""

- 2019/06/11 10:00:16 - Mindshell says, "Makarios picks up his glass again and quips, "It's meant to be hard to figure out, good 

luck.""

- 2019/06/11 10:00:36 - Mindshell says, "And so off the monk goes out the door swinging his new branch like a lightsaber."

- 2019/06/11 10:01:42 - Mindshell says, "Next the priest approaches Makarios and ask, "Hey Makarios, I like helping people being a 

priest, but it'd be nice if people stopped asking me to be support all the time.""

- 2019/06/11 10:02:49 - Mindshell says, "Makarios looks over the priest before turning around and pulling a bottle of Zeal off the 

top shelf and pouring it into a glass, "Here you go," he says, "It's like Heal, but with an accent.""

- 2019/06/11 10:03:26 - Mindshell says, "Pleased the priest takes a sip and wanders off to sit down at one of the tables."

- 2019/06/11 10:05:09 - Mindshell says, "Next the alchemist approaches Makarios and asks, "Hey Makarios, I like what you've done 

with the place but do you think you could find a way to stop nerfing Mayo?""

- 2019/06/11 10:06:37 - Mindshell says, "Makarios pauses for a moment as he ponders the alchemist before turning around and 

putting together a cocktail. As he turns back to the alchemist he places a slice of lime on top replying, "Here you go, try 

something new. I call it sublimeation.""

- 2019/06/11 10:07:16 - Mindshell says, "The alchemist takes a sip before putting the drink back down and asking, "Okay, this is 

nice, but where's the mayo in it?""

- 2019/06/11 10:08:21 - Mindshell says, "Makarios picks up his glass again and returns to carefully polishing it before cooly 

responding, "I'm sure Aegoth still has some golden phials laying around he'd be happy to sell you.""

Aegoth

The sad thing is that I do....

Caelan

Aegoth said:

The sad thing is that I do....

Cooper

He's lying. He'd never sell them.

I do have some for sale though, 100 credits each. 

Kiet

I love Mindshell

Kresslack

I feel like Steve Rogers after he thawed out. I don't get this 'mayo' reference.

Shub

mayology aka imbibe destruction, makes you hulk alchemist for a little while then you die

Caelan

Cooper said:

He's lying. He'd never sell them.

I do have some for sale though, 100 credits each. 

For sale as well, 99cr

Synbios

Shub said:

mayology aka imbibe destruction, makes you hulk alchemist for a little while then you die

You mean a...HULKHEMIST?

Shub

I mean no Terminus of Destruciton and no Submilation!!! Why still ally with them?   I would demand a refund!

Righteousness is its own reward, you heathens.

You mean a...HULKHEMIST?

Grook smash!

Armali

Lii brings her hands together in a single, resounding clap. Blood begins to run from the nose and ears of Ainly as his face contorts in horror. Two sickening pops sound as his eyes explode in their sockets, fluid dripping from their ruined confines in a parody of tears. Then with a definitive crack the skull of Ainly crumples inward, his corpse dropping bonelessly to the ground.
Ainly has been slain by Lii.

A new idea, idea #128, has been submitted.

Idea#128 Support: 1
Idea text:
can we just get rid of airlord?

[Deleted User]

Speaking of memorable Ainly quotes.

[spoiler](Brambles): Isaeri says, "We ought to really think about the mechanics of how those tanks work and adapt our strategy accordingly. Sure, getting kills is key when we're trying to get a tank off in enemy territory, but if we're trying to remove a tank, even making them escape would work in our favour, since we can disarm without killing them."
(Brambles): Ainly says, "With all due respect, you don't know anything about what you're talking about."
(Brambles): Vhaith says, "So can you explain then, how the orb was helpful in that last raid? If they'd been able to escape, they might not have gotten a tank off."
(Brambles): Ainly says, "You can learn in the army."
(Brambles): Vhaith says, "You don't need to be in the Army to defend our home. Everyone should be able to learn, regardless."
(Brambles): Peknor says, "Ainly is right."
(Brambles): Peknor says, "If you want to learn then join the army and learn."[/spoiler]

Eleusis is fine lol.