Memorable quotes

Astarod

@Asmodron Could we get an itemized list of the 21 guards slain? I want to see who got the most for the 10K bonus

Gilliam

Was a definite Eleusis/Ashtan win. They kicked our asses in that one no questions.

Asmodron

Astarod said:

Asmodron Could we get an itemized list of the 21 guards slain? I want to see who got the most for the 10K bonus

I mean...if it is clearly a 'bonus' of gold you want to give out in-game...then no...I would definitely not be giving you the list here...

Just use one of your alts anyway

Astarod

Asmodron said:

2019/05/29 11:38:10 - Krizal has sanctioned a raid against The City of Eleusis.
2019/05/29 11:41:42 - Krizal has retrieved a tank from your city's reserves.
2019/05/29 12:07:41 - Asmodron, Krizal, Sobriquet, and Zhedan have destroyed The ruins of Staging grounds for the Collosea en Duir.
2019/05/29 12:59:10 - The City of Eleusis has declared a sanctioned raid against the City.
2019/05/29 13:18:15 - Asmodron has disarmed a hostile tank. Arcturus, Shirszae, and Sobriquet assisted in the defence.
2019/05/29 13:18:15 - The City of Eleusis has withdrawn from the City, ending the sanctioned raid.
2019/05/29 17:30:16 - The City of Eleusis has declared a sanctioned raid against the City.
2019/05/29 17:48:08 - Wicella has disarmed a hostile tank. Krizal and Shirszae assisted in the defence.
2019/05/29 17:48:08 - The City of Eleusis has withdrawn from the City, ending the sanctioned raid.
019/05/29 18:07:40 - The City of Eleusis has declared a sanctioned raid against the City.
2019/05/29 18:43:08 - Elon has disarmed a hostile tank. Krizal, Shirszae, and Wicella assisted in the defence.
2019/05/29 18:43:08 - The City of Eleusis has withdrawn from the City, ending the sanctioned raid.

TBH, you're right with this one, though. Never should have put down tanks.

Kuririn

God that's a punchable face.  How fitting.

Kiet

This is what it's like to play with @Zackery

You read what is written on a professionally embossed letter:
Kiet Aristata al-Azhan
Ambassador of the City of Mhaldor
Insid'atori Emeritus of the Insidium
Father of Zackery Aristata al-Azhan
Looter of Stockrooms
Slayer of Heathens
Inductor of Citizens
First of His Name
Dingy Hallway, Worm and Grub
Abyssal Avenue
Mhaldor


Esteemed Ambassador,
[stuff]
Signed,

Zackery Aristata al-Azhan
Insid'ari Emeritus of the Insidium
Purifier (Retired) of the Insidium
Retired Aide to Several Ministries Which I Cannot Recall
The Physiology Laboratory
Malevolence Street
Mhaldor

Melodie

He's your favorite son, don't lie.

Kiet

I have no favorites because unlike most of Achaea I actually vetted me sons

Shub

So I didnt read this super thoroughly, I’m just gonna choose to believe that this Eleusis war was started over the right way to eat apples and that eleusis and the coalition are on the ass-first team, that’s how i’m gonna write it in this history ledger over here, you’re welcome

Kresslack

Shub said:

So I didnt read this super thoroughly, I’m just gonna choose to believe that this Eleusis war was started over the right way to eat apples and that eleusis and the coalition are on the ass-first team, that’s how i’m gonna write it in this history ledger over here, you’re welcome

Should really write it like that in a journal and just secretly start having it added to libraries. The Great Apple War of 802.

Jiraishin

Kresslack said:

Shub said:

So I didnt read this super thoroughly, I’m just gonna choose to believe that this Eleusis war was started over the right way to eat apples and that eleusis and the coalition are on the ass-first team, that’s how i’m gonna write it in this history ledger over here, you’re welcome

Should really write it like that in a journal and just secretly start having it added to libraries. The Great Apple War of 802.

Apples is dead tho, RIP

Vhaith

Shub said:

So I didnt read this super thoroughly, I’m just gonna choose to believe that this Eleusis war was started over the right way to eat apples and that eleusis and the coalition are on the ass-first team, that’s how i’m gonna write it in this history ledger over here, you’re welcome

Is.. is that not what it's about?? I  can see no other reason why we'd be at war.

Stheno

Melodie said:

He's your favorite son, don't lie.

You know he can't admit this without a voyria redux.

Zachariel Zackery is my favourite stepson, because Cresil don't play.

Skye

(Newbie): Profit says, "What you kids up to? Any questions for old Profit?"

(Newbie): Azazell says, "How do I make profits?"

(Newbie): Profit says, "Well, there's the good boy way and the bad boy way. Are you a good boy? Or a bad boy?"

(Newbie): Azazell says, "I'm a good boy, papa Profit."

(Newbie): Profit says, "Classic bad boy, claiming to be good. The easiest way to make gold is to find someone who is rich and help them alleviate the burden of carrying all that gold they have."

(Newbie): Profit says, "But you can also bash monsters, sell rats, and barter with other adventurers."

(Newbie): Profit says, "At your level, I'd imagine selling rats is the most profitable endeavor that you could undertake."

(Newbie): Kunu says, "Claim to be there squire they might get confused and give you all there belongings to carry and just walk off with it."

(Newbie): Azazell says, "I see, I see..."

(Newbie): Profit says, "This is a fair and acceptable way of making money. Kunu, you are going places, keep that mind sharp!"

Kresslack

I was pleasantly surprised to see Profit had returned. Good ole fashioned Shenanigans at work.

Shub

Kresslack said:

Shub said:

So I didnt read this super thoroughly, I’m just gonna choose to believe that this Eleusis war was started over the right way to eat apples and that eleusis and the coalition are on the ass-first team, that’s how i’m gonna write it in this history ledger over here, you’re welcome

Should really write it like that in a journal and just secretly start having it added to libraries. The Great Apple War of 802.

Well it’s just a little skirmish at this point with the usual juvenile public postings, hardly qualifies as a great apple war. You see to greatening the war then we’ll talk libraries. Until then this anecdote will do.

Achilles

Kresslack said:

I was pleasantly surprised to see Profit had returned. Good ole fashioned Shenanigans at work.

Would prefer if they removed his veil.  No repercussions Achaea is dumb.

Kaedan

Achilles said:

Kresslack said:

I was pleasantly surprised to see Profit had returned. Good ole fashioned Shenanigans at work.

Would prefer if they removed his veil.  No repercussions Achaea is dumb.

It was an auction item, they're really very touchy about that. I'm absolutely shocked they're allowing custom perfume/cologne beads from the shop of wonders things given Trey's auction item. They refused to allow customisation of those sorts of things for the longest time because of it.

Hell, the whole reason he has a 'perfect' veil is because the first item he won was so overpowered as a theft item back then, they HAD to do it. Maybe if they give him back the box or whatever it was he originally bought, now that it can't be used for theft anymore.

Kresslack

I was wondering about that, considering the updates to veils a while back.

Mathonwy

Skye said:

(Newbie): Profit says, "What you kids up to? Any questions for old Profit?"

(Newbie): Azazell says, "How do I make profits?"

(Newbie): Profit says, "Well, there's the good boy way and the bad boy way. Are you a good boy? Or a bad boy?"

(Newbie): Azazell says, "I'm a good boy, papa Profit."

(Newbie): Profit says, "Classic bad boy, claiming to be good. The easiest way to make gold is to find someone who is rich and help them alleviate the burden of carrying all that gold they have."

(Newbie): Profit says, "But you can also bash monsters, sell rats, and barter with other adventurers."

(Newbie): Profit says, "At your level, I'd imagine selling rats is the most profitable endeavor that you could undertake."

(Newbie): Kunu says, "Claim to be there squire they might get confused and give you all there belongings to carry and just walk off with it."

(Newbie): Azazell says, "I see, I see..."

(Newbie): Profit says, "This is a fair and acceptable way of making money. Kunu, you are going places, keep that mind sharp!"

Story hour with Uncle Profit. Let's make it happen.

Kresslack

History in the making (was just checking logs and noticed):

Keorin declared that our great city shall retaliate against the transgressions of the City of Mhaldor.

Kiet

                                                                                                                 
2019/05/30 01:30:23 - Zackery > Darshadi, Dynos, Emiya, Esti, Jinos, Kaden, Keorin, Sarah, Sorlia, Stefana, Synthus,
Tarvius, Tasus, Tynil, and Venser sent to know for whom the bell tolls, and it tolled for them.

He's been back literally one day and he's already doing this... stop him.... At least now I know you guys raided the belltower.

Armali

I don't think you realize how lucky Mhaldor is to have a literati like him in it.

Kiet

lmao of course I know, that's why I bloodlined him. But I can't stop him from punning and it's ruining my life

Minifie

Kiet said:

lmao of course I know, that's why I bloodlined him. But I can't stop him from punning and it's ruining my life

Prepare the punative punishments.

Skye

Welcome back Zackery! \o/ we missed you

[Deleted User]

Dang, first raid ever and they already starting out with that many people.

Stefana

Pyori said:

Dang, first raid ever and they already starting out with that many people.

The sleeping dragon has been WOKE.

Tasus

Stefana said:

Pyori said:

Dang, first raid ever and they already starting out with that many people.

The sleeping dragon has been WOKE.

Just a baby dragon though. Needs more kills. 

Stefana

@Tasus log on and lead the raid defence then, damn.