Memorable quotes

Palusa

The name's @dunn, it (possibly slant) rhymes, with recoome, and you're gonna be hurtin all too soon

Mathonwy

Lilas says in a soft, small voice, "I don't understand how they could find me cute..."

Lilas coughs softly.

Uilien says, "Hm."

Lilas says in a soft, small voice, "Because I am not cute."

Uilien says, "This is above my pay grade."

Gonna start using this one IRL.

Archaeon

100% Uilien is in the military.  That's what we say when some problem comes up and we don't get paid enough to deal with it, lol

Doriel

Archaeon said:

100% Uilien is in the military.  That's what we say when some problem comes up and we don't get paid enough to deal with it, lol

My thing is "they don't pay me enough to be a therapist"

Mathonwy

Uilien says, "I want to raid."

Uilien slumps down dejectedly.

You tell Uilien, "I'm sure we can still."

Uilien tells you, "Raid?"

You tell Uilien, "Yes, perhaps later when we have leaders around. Take heart."

Uilien tells you, "Take whose heart?"

Another one from later that evening. Pretty sure Uilien is my new favorite person.

Kresslack

During the Senate meeting last night in Cyrene:

Squire Phelia Si'Talvace, Scarlatti's Producer says with a Cyrenian accent, "And war won't wait for us to bury people...sorry."

Squire Phelia Si'Talvace, Scarlatti's Producer says with a Cyrenian accent, "War will come whether we like it or not...or whether we are ready or not."

The thunderous march of wardrums incites tremors underfoot as Aegis, God of War enters the fray.

-cue awkward silence-

Melodie

Plus one to good timing on entrances.

Skye

He was totally waiting in the wings like a WWE wrestler. >>

Caelan

Skye said:

He was totally waiting in the wings like a WWE wrestler. >>

When I get home from this meeting in Boston on Monday, I am changing all my triggers for @Aegis entering to Stone Cold Steve Austin's glass breaking theme.

Asmodron

Ambassador Kiet Aristata al-Azhan has just fainted while attempting a shout of ridiculous length.

Wickerwoman Calira shouts, "A breathtaking retort."

I laughed far too hard at this.

Mathonwy

@Kiet usually leaves me breathless.

Jiraishin

(Clan): Ictinus says, "BLOOD FOR THE BUILDER."
5085h, 4737m, 22115e, 20600w cexkdb
(Clan): Ictinus says, "Ignore."

Thaisen

Jiraishin said:

(Clan): Ictinus says, "BLOOD FOR THE BUILDER."
5085h, 4737m, 22115e, 20600w cexkdb
(Clan): Ictinus says, "Ignore."

You obviously can't follow instructions

Jiraishin

Thaisen said:

Jiraishin said:

(Clan): Ictinus says, "BLOOD FOR THE BUILDER."
5085h, 4737m, 22115e, 20600w cexkdb
(Clan): Ictinus says, "Ignore."

You obviously can't follow instructions

To quote Gattan'bahar that one time I accidentally sent her a one-letter tell: "We ignore nothing. All information must be processed."

Mathonwy

Man, pretty soon there won't be any generic deathsights left.

Which leads me to believe there will soon be a wearable artefact that will return all of your deathsights to "X has been slain by the might of Y."

Jinos

I think my new favorite deathsights are between Alchemist and Apostate. 

Dragonknight

Achaea said:                                                                                            

Venomous Whisper Dragonknight Lichlord

He proves to be the bane of campanologists and rumourmongers alike.

Uh, when did I get that line.

Taryius

Dragonknight said:

Achaea said:                                                                                            

Venomous Whisper Dragonknight Lichlord

He proves to be the bane of campanologists and rumourmongers alike.

Uh, when did I get that line.

Probably one of the times I convinced Mhaldor to go slay Bruyan.

Vhaith

I just peed myself laughing. I'm so sorry.

Aegoth tells you, "I love snugglewuggles."

Aegoth tells you, "Mis."

Edit: I know it wasn't him. But it was hilarious to me. 

Aegoth

Please don't post fake quotes. I said "I love snugglewumpkins"

Vhaith

Aegoth said:

Please don't post fake quotes. I said "I love snugglewumpkins"

I felt that was too risque for forums.

Rangor

Jiraishin said:

Thaisen said:

Jiraishin said:

(Clan): Ictinus says, "BLOOD FOR THE BUILDER."
5085h, 4737m, 22115e, 20600w cexkdb
(Clan): Ictinus says, "Ignore."

You obviously can't follow instructions

To quote Gattan'bahar that one time I accidentally sent her a one-letter tell: "We ignore nothing. All information must be processed."

The trick to defeating them is by.... spamming them?

Palusa

Rangor said:

Jiraishin said:

Thaisen said:

Jiraishin said:

(Clan): Ictinus says, "BLOOD FOR THE BUILDER."
5085h, 4737m, 22115e, 20600w cexkdb
(Clan): Ictinus says, "Ignore."

You obviously can't follow instructions

To quote Gattan'bahar that one time I accidentally sent her a one-letter tell: "We ignore nothing. All information must be processed."

The trick to defeating them is by.... spamming them?

Tell Terrin'Turan Have you or a Tsol'teth bondmate been imprisoned behind a barrier in the last epoch? If so, you may be entitled to compensation! Tell Yudhi now! 

Tell Ama'maalier Does your isolated camp have double-glazing? Free quotes now!

Tell Xxth'et'''''me-m'tal'xX Congratulations! You have won a free Erisian apple-journal, tell here with your gold-containing pack number to your local serpent! 

Synthus

Palusa said:

Tell Terrin'Turan Have you or a Tsol'teth bondmate been imprisoned behind a barrier in the last epoch? If so, you may be entitled to compensation! Tell Yudhi now! 

Tell Ama'maalier Does your isolated camp have double-glazing? Free quotes now!

Tell Xxth'et'''''me-m'tal'xX Congratulations! You have won a free Erisian apple-journal, tell here with your gold-containing pack number to your local serpent! 

I can see it now, just every ten minutes spam them with this gem:

Tethlothelioma. Tethlothelioma is a rare, malignant type of instability, in the lungs, usually associated with exposure to Achaeans. If you or a Tsol'teth bondmate have been diagnosed with tethlothelioma, send a tell to the magistrate retainer of James Sokolove now.

Jiraishin

So, I think I traumatized Tesha. But her pet is my friend now so it's ok.

Tesha says in a mellifluous voice, "I don't know, I think you already show some
instability. The whole training your dog to EAT. HUMANOID. EARS. And CHEW on
them. The CHEWING. The crackling and the snapping! Oh Gods above, the
CRACKLING."

Tesha shudders violently.

You have emoted: Jiraishin grins widely, eyes dancing with wicked humour.

You pet Dikeia, a young desert coydog ingratiatingly.
A young desert coydog's eyes half-close appreciatively as she leans into the
contact.

You have emoted: Jiraishin tosses the hacked off ear of Nakhti to Dikeia, a
young desert coydog, who catches it nimbly and settles happily down to chew.

Tesha says in a mellifluous voice, "Maybe you should cook the ears first.
Perhaps that will dampen some of the Gods-awful spine-tingling cra--noooo!"

Dikeia, a young desert coydog crunches determinedly down on her cartilaginous
treat.

A luminous ivory jaguar glances at Dikeia, a young desert coydog curiously,
inspecting the hacked off ear of Nakhti from a respectable distance. The jaguar
glances at Jiraishin with what might be interpreted as hope.

With enthusiasm, Dikeia, a young desert coydog continues to loudly chew.

Tesha says to a luminous ivory jaguar in a mellifluous voice, "NO. No! No! You
come here!"

You give the hacked off ear of Adrik to a luminous ivory jaguar.

Dikeia, a young desert coydog swallows the hacked-off ear of Nakhti and looks
hopefully up at you for more.

You say to Dikeia, a young desert coydog with a harsh Western accent, "Go talk
to Solsci."

You say to a luminous ivory jaguar with a harsh Western accent, "Eat fast."

A luminous ivory jaguar sits down patiently, tilting his head as he hears his
name. His eyes reflect a muted intelligence as he watches Jiraishin and Dikeia,
emanating a sense of calm patience resulting from decades of training ... that
he momentarily forgets with reckless abandon as he savagely tears into the
hacked off ear of Adrik with sickening enthusiasm, chewing viciously with
natural joy.

Tesha stares at a luminous ivory jaguar in absolute, slack-jawed horror.

You flash a luminous ivory jaguar a joyous smile.

You give the hacked off ear of Darrod to a luminous ivory jaguar.

You say to a luminous ivory jaguar with a harsh Western accent, "What a good
feline."

Vicious sounds and guttural growls rise from a luminous ivory jaguar as he
consumes the hacked-off ear, seemingly enjoying his treat. His tail flicks to
and fro with cub-like cheer as he regards you with newfound affection before
returning to Tesha's side as though he has maintained his composure flawlessly
this entire time.

Skye

So I've been digging through some old logs recently. Turns out I had a whole bunch of them from the plague event of 2015. Among the gems I uncovered:

Kinilan's voice sizzles as he tells you, "You're still up there?"

You tell Kinilan, "The crew isn't well and frankly neither am I."

Kinilan's voice sizzles as he tells you, "Nonsense. I'm sure you can survive a trip to Targossas."

Kinilan's voice sizzles as he tells you, "Skye, i need you to sail to Targossas."

You tell Kinilan, "I can't do that right now."

Kinilan's voice sizzles as he tells you, "I NEED you to do this for me."

You tell Kinilan, "My crew can't handle a trip like that."

Kinilan's voice sizzles as he tells you, "So don't make them row, just sail."

Kinilan's voice sizzles as he tells you, "Ugh. At least go to the harbour in Umbrin and tell me what ships are there."

You tell Kinilan, "We're a little virulent for polite company dad."

Kinilan's voice sizzles as he tells you, "Exactly!"

You tell Kinilan, "But I heard tell that Taraus might be a little under the weather."

Kinilan's voice sizzles as he tells you, "No, she's just screwing with people."

Kinilan's voice sizzles as he tells you, "Not that she could dock at Targ."

Kinilan's voice sizzles as he tells you, "Look, you're sick and you';re going to die. I've accepted your fate and made peace with it. Before you're gone forever help me humiliate the Targ navy by infecting their whole city."

Worst father in Sapience.

Dunn

This event has devolved into:

You give ten shattered stone fragments to Ryzan.

You hold no more of that item.

Ryzan says, "Fuck."
9409h, 10329m, 38366e, 31424w cexkdb-
You say in a deep, hollow voice, "Have fun."
9409h, 10349m, 38366e, 31424w cexkdb- (+20m)
Ryzan says, "You."

You begin to write in a personal journal.

Got that hoarder mentality. "Maybe these fragments will be good for something!!!11!"

Lenn

Whoever's holding one at the end gets an HONOURS line.

Cooper

Dunn said:

This event has devolved into:

You give ten shattered stone fragments to Ryzan.

You hold no more of that item.

Ryzan says, "Fuck."
9409h, 10329m, 38366e, 31424w cexkdb-
You say in a deep, hollow voice, "Have fun."
9409h, 10349m, 38366e, 31424w cexkdb- (+20m)
Ryzan says, "You."

You begin to write in a personal journal.

Got that hoarder mentality. "Maybe these fragments will be good for something!!!11!"

Just fyi he lost them in like 5 minutes.

Melodie

I had a dream last night that I logged in at Drake Gloom, and during the def up spam, someone shoved fragments at me. Almost immediately, someone(s) started attacking me, and I realized I had fragments as both my willpower and endurance went from their usual green to yellow. Once I inevitability died, I started the embrace sequence fuming about how I was going to chew out and execute whoever handed them to me and the angry lognote I'll leave for the city. I imagined how surprised people will be, as I'm usually calm and patient.

Then I woke up angry and wanting to login to write on mdor logs, before I groggily realized it was a dream.

Fragments can go to hell.