Memorable quotes

Erwin

Keorin said:

An average day in Cyrene:

Emiya and Erwin will never manage the same synchronicity ever again. We peaked.

Erwin

Khadafi really had a thing for Erwin and wouldn't leave him alone so he had to confront him about it:

Khadafi tells you, "Wanna duel?"

Khadafi tells you, "It's exhausting trying to sneak around."

You tell Khadafi, "I'm sure it is. Being a pain in the ass is work."

Khadafi tells you, "You are a pain in my ass."

You laughingly tell Khadafi, "Oh, you wish."

Khadafi tells you, "Not literally dude, metaphoric."

You impishly tell Khadafi, "Right."

Khadafi tells you, "I wasted so many inks tattooing ox tattoos being phased just lingering around, waiting."

You laughingly tell Khadafi, "All of that just to slide your dirk in me? You could ask a bit more politely."

Khadafi tells you, "Yes, all that to stab you with my dirk."

You tell Khadafi, "Well, I'm so sorry. I've been legitimately busy as all hells lately."

You laughingly tell Khadafi, "All these fancy titles I got didn't come from dealing with you, I promise."

Khadafi tells you, "What fancy titles?"

Khadafi tells you, "My title is fancy."

You tell Khadafi, "Hm, a little generic."

Khadafi tells you, "*eye* I hate you."

You laughingly tell Khadafi, "Awe, don't be like that, babe."

You tell Khadafi, "I was just being playful. Didn't mean to hurt your feelings."

Khadafi tells you, "This is so awkward."

Khadafi tells you, "Stop flipping everything!"

Alas, then he agreed to stop bothering me if I stopped so I did. All's well that ends well!

Dunn

@Mathonwy was talking about absinthe.

5490h, 5599m, 25555e, 23800w cexkdb-

You say to Aucri, a Babelonian acolyte in a deep, hollow voice, "It's weird colored water that tastes funny."

5490h, 5614m, 25555e, 23800w cexkdb- (+15m)

Aucri, a Babelonian acolyte says, "So... pee?"



And then.

You ask in a deep, hollow voice, "What do you think about the lizard lady?"

5490h, 5614m, 25555e, 23800w cexkdb-

Aucri, a Babelonian acolyte furrows her brow in serious thought.

5490h, 5614m, 25555e, 23800w cexkdb-

You say in a deep, hollow voice, "The fiery one."

5490h, 5614m, 25555e, 23800w cexkdb-

Aucri, a Babelonian acolyte says, "The one who set tha Sorrow on fire?"

5490h, 5614m, 25555e, 23800w cexkdb-

You crease your brow in a frown.

5490h, 5599m, 25555e, 23800w cexkdb- (-15m)

You say in a deep, hollow voice, "Yes."

5490h, 5599m, 25555e, 23800w cexkdb-

Aucri, a Babelonian acolyte says, "She ah butthole. Like twenny people died or

summat."

@Farrah

Mathonwy

Immediately after, @Dunn doing a good job of parenting:

Dunn says in a deep, hollow voice, "..."

Dunn says in a deep, hollow voice, "Yes."

A War Witch stares implacably at you.

Dunn blinks.

You say, "Umm."

Dunn says in a deep, hollow voice, "Don't drink pee."

Adrik

The air temperature around you is measured at 79 F.

The apparent temperature is at a steady 79 F.

The relative humidity is at 100%.

The winds around you blow to the southeast at 138 mph.

It went up past 150 too!

This terrible funnel of howling wind stretches up into the sky. Shattered remnants of debris spin

madly in the tornado's clutches, a terrible spinning mass of insatiable destruction.

It weighs about 187 pounds.


This is a hurricane gurl, not a friggin tornado.

Thanks to @Kyrra for making it fun!

Aralaya

Bronislav smiles and says in a dark, forceful voice, "If one of you would snap their fingers in front of Draqoom, you will be rewarded with the performance of the century."
You snap your fingers in front of @Draqoom.
Draqoom sings with a heavy Ulangi accent, "I'm a little teapot, short and stout!"
Draqoom sings with a heavy Ulangi accent, "Here is my handle, here is my spout!"
Draqoom gets down and wiggles them cheeks furiously.
Draqoom sings with a heavy Ulangi accent, "When I'm good and ready, hear me SHOUT!"
Draqoom sings with a heavy Ulangi accent, "Tip me over, and pour me out!"
Heaving a great sigh, Draqoom flops down upon the ground, limbs sprawled all about.

Krumm

Pyori said:

I feel like Krumm, of all people, shouldn't be making fun of people's names given his last name is Windbreaker.

Heh. I mean. Not making fun. I just have trouble spelling the name! 

Rangor

Aralaya said:

Bronislav smiles and says in a dark, forceful voice, "If one of you would snap their fingers in front of Draqoom, you will be rewarded with the performance of the century."
You snap your fingers in front of @Draqoom.
Draqoom sings with a heavy Ulangi accent, "I'm a little teapot, short and stout!"
Draqoom sings with a heavy Ulangi accent, "Here is my handle, here is my spout!"
Draqoom gets down and wiggles them cheeks furiously.
Draqoom sings with a heavy Ulangi accent, "When I'm good and ready, hear me SHOUT!"
Draqoom sings with a heavy Ulangi accent, "Tip me over, and pour me out!"
Heaving a great sigh, Draqoom flops down upon the ground, limbs sprawled all about.

I remember a time me and geraint got turned into maggots by a God for just saying the first line!

Aralaya

Rangor said:

Aralaya said:

Bronislav smiles and says in a dark, forceful voice, "If one of you would snap their fingers in front of Draqoom, you will be rewarded with the performance of the century."
You snap your fingers in front of @Draqoom.
Draqoom sings with a heavy Ulangi accent, "I'm a little teapot, short and stout!"
Draqoom sings with a heavy Ulangi accent, "Here is my handle, here is my spout!"
Draqoom gets down and wiggles them cheeks furiously.
Draqoom sings with a heavy Ulangi accent, "When I'm good and ready, hear me SHOUT!"
Draqoom sings with a heavy Ulangi accent, "Tip me over, and pour me out!"
Heaving a great sigh, Draqoom flops down upon the ground, limbs sprawled all about.

I remember a time me and geraint got turned into maggots by a God for just saying the first line!

Can confirm a serious lack of maggots, though Bronislav got hit once Draqoom stopped being mindless.

Aegoth

Cyrene once again showing their mastery of immersion and RP

Keorin

Eh, every place has its people like that. There's a reason that now that those two are out of power, we've been able to to make serious inroads towards putting in place some better IC/OOC divisions when it comes to our clans and such.

Penwize

You entirely deplete the charge of an armoured charge tank, a rolling wave of cleansing flame reaching out from it to engulf all nearby.
The flames engulf Majin, leaving him unharmed and somehow greater than before.
The flames engulf Pyori, leaving her unharmed and somehow greater than before.
The flames engulf Klendathu, leaving him unharmed and somehow greater than before.
The flames engulf Utianima, leaving him unharmed and somehow greater than before.
The flame engulfs you but does not burn; you feel your spirits soaring to ever greater heights as your strength becomes more.
Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have advanced to level 145.
You have reached the illustrious level of 89th step to Divinity.

Ismay

You are a mad man. I can’t even imagine how much bashing that is... 

Dupre

It's ur lucky day, no need to imagine:

Name: Penwize
Full name: Penwize Baker, the Relentless
City: Ashtan
House: Savants
Level: 145
Class: Serpent
Mob kills: 2148k

Jiraishin

My protege is turning into a proper Serpent and I'm proud of her.

You tell Yazmine, "I like to keep people on their toes."

Yazmine tells you, "I would think nooses are good for that."

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Dupre said:

It's ur lucky day, no need to imagine:

Name: Penwize
Full name: Penwize Baker, the Relentless
City: Ashtan
House: Savants
Level: 145
Class: Serpent
Mob kills: 2148k

Not the best of merits, since well over half of those are from pre-battlerage changes when it took even more mobs per level.

Cooper

I miss the days when an oblit gut would kill a sidhe

Draqoom

Keorin said:

Eh, every place has its people like that. There's a reason that now that those two are out of power, we've been able to to make serious inroads towards putting in place some better IC/OOC divisions when it comes to our clans and such.

Lol. Been gone for 6 months and the first day I come back I get insulted. Fantastic

Penwize

Cooper said:

I miss the days when an oblit gut would kill a sidhe

You know, I think with power creep being what it is now, we're back to the same clear speeds we had before the battlerage change on places that don't have crit-immune mobs.  Shame the gold cap makes all that investment in clear speed a waste though.

Cooper

Yeah, it only takes me 4-5 minutes to clear sidhe now. Only took like 15,000 credits to get there.

Omi

The soul of Taryius says in a harsh, rasping voice, "Words of wisdom, Aspirant."

The soul of Taryius says in a harsh, rasping voice, "Don't play with thundersticks."

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Taryius

https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/oHpkmVqf

Good times all around, scary little twigs those are!

Kyrra

Meanwhile Kyrra’s been slamming them together in absolute glee for the past two months. Haha.

Massive props to whoever created the thundersticks!

Kresslack

Traelor gets some gold sovereigns from a knapsack brushed with warm desert hues.

Traelor buys a plate of slow-cooked buffalo.

Ambrosius exclaims, "A shame about that novice and the stampede...still, can't let a good cut of meat go to waste!"

Keorin

Draqoom said:

Keorin said:

Eh, every place has its people like that. There's a reason that now that those two are out of power, we've been able to to make serious inroads towards putting in place some better IC/OOC divisions when it comes to our clans and such.

Lol. Been gone for 6 months and the first day I come back I get insulted. Fantastic

That's fair, really. There've been some more recent events that reminded me of some arguments we had on the subject that I can't say I enjoyed, but that shit was seven months ago now and so that wasn't really called for.

Let's just say that every time I have to argue with people over whether it's okay to have a clan be both OOC and IC, and regularly get discussed ICly, I die a little bit on the inside.

Baijen

An outraged squeal is all you hear before a dropbear lands on your head midway through your

harvesting motion. It quickly scampers back up the nearest tree.

I come to Achaea to get AWAY from the dropbears

Rangor

Taryius said:

https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/oHpkmVqf

Good times all around, scary little twigs those are!

wield stick, throw stick at cooper

Cooper

He gave it to me a little bit after, didn't do anything to me but I logged off shortly after.

Could probably tank it for a good while in monk though. 

Kresslack

Taryius said:

https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/oHpkmVqf

Good times all around, scary little twigs those are!

What was the message on Deathsight?

Taryius

Kresslack said:

Taryius said:

https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/oHpkmVqf

Good times all around, scary little twigs those are!

What was the message on Deathsight?

First death, "A booming thunderclap rings in your ears, signalling the death of Taryius beneath a coruscating storm of unleashed lightning"

Second, "A booming thunderclap all but entirely consumes the dying cry of Taryius, their body shattered by a furious cavalcade of lightning."