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Synbios

Mishgul said:

Tvistor said:

Took me like thirty minutes to get CDF'd for CF abuse. Everyone needs to stop worshiping Carmain or at least put up Carmain shrines if you are going to do it. Then we can CarmainBurn the CarmRaiders.

I was just thinking I don't have a nickname for Sartan. Sartan is almost Spartan, so I am going to call him Leo, short for Leonidas.

Sartles

Trey

Cain said:

MHALDOR NEWS #2841

Date: 11/26/2012 at 13:10

From: Hellrazor Cain de Soulis, Sartan's Hammer

To  : Everyone

Subj: Raid defense/Offense

 

Mhaldor. With all my years of battle I have endured I would like to drop

a little bit of that knowledge on you. So here it is. The secret to

success.

 

There is a tattoo, that is called the SHIELD tattoo. You use it to form

a magical shield about yourself and it deflects many attacks.

When someone has inked it for you, you activate it by touching it. So,

TOUCH SHIELD. There are things that can break it however, such as a

meteor or breathstream from a Dragon. So if that happens..and you are

between the two mountains south of the gates. You can move NORTH, once,

and be out of danger! Its brilliant yet simple all at the same time, and

with this knowledge I hope we can move forward and slay more of the

Heathen enemy.

[Second half Redacted]

That is all.

 

 

Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Daedalan, in the year 612 AF.


-Seriously! WHY do some people just stare at the arrows and tarots while they are hitting them instead of moving or shielding!!!

Edit: And that news post was NOT directed at the novices.  Christ.

Cain, I appreciate the combat advice, I really do. But I have to ask, who was it that thought that if you parried one leg and never moved it vivisect was impossible? Or bitched that our comms shop was broken because none of the comms were automatically stocking anymore?

Mizik

(Party): You say, "I got a free movie ticket I think I'm gonna blow."
7956h, 5036m, 37861e, 23681w cekdb-

You have recovered balance on all limbs. (2.867s)
7956h, 5036m, 37861e, 23681w cexkdb-

You may drink another health or mana elixir or tonic.
7956h, 5036m, 37861e, 23681w cexkdb-(sip mana)
You take a drink from a cedarwood vial.
Your mind feels stronger and more alert.
7956h, 6231m, 37861e, 23681w cexkdb-(+1195m, 15.4%)
(Party): You say, "Solo."
7956h, 6231m, 37861e, 23681w cexkdb-

(Party): Tanris says, "Haha miz."
7956h, 6231m, 37881e, 23693w cexkdb-

You may drink another health or mana elixir or tonic.
7956h, 6231m, 37881e, 23693w cexkdb-

(Party): Tagg says, "Oh."
7956h, 6231m, 37901e, 23693w cexkdb-


7956h, 6231m, 37891e, 23687w cexkdb-

(Party): Tagg says, "I still need to go see Skyfall -."
7956h, 6231m, 37911e, 23687w cexkdb-

The wind catches you and blows you east.
Flying above Parade of Zarathustra before the main gate.
It is raining heavily, pregnant drops of water pouring down onto you. A noble falcon soars on the thermal
currents.
You see exits leading north, east, south, and west.
7956h, 6231m, 37929e, 23711w cekdb-
(Party): You say, "I watched Twilight."
7956h, 6231m, 37949e, 23723w cekdb-

You have recovered balance on all limbs. (2.937s)
7956h, 6231m, 37949e, 23723w cexkdb-
The following members of your party are in the realms:
Grand Mistress Akia Yusef
Tagg de Soulis
Unleashed Mizik Corten, Herald of Ruin
7956h, 6231m, 37949e, 23723w cexkdb-
(Party): You say, "Last night."
7956h, 6231m, 37969e, 23723w cexkdb-

(Party): Tanris says, "..."
7956h, 6231m, 37989e, 23735w cexkdb-
(Party): You say, "Was good."
7956h, 6231m, 37989e, 23735w cexkdb-

(Party): Tanris says, "..."
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(Party): Tanris says, "You're talking to us, bro. Not your gf."
7956h, 6231m, 37999e, 23741w cexkdb-

(Party): Tanris says, "It was not good."
7956h, 6231m, 37999e, 23741w cexkdb-

The wind catches you and blows you west.
Flying above Entry to the Merchant's Quarter.
It is raining heavily, pregnant drops of water pouring down onto you.
You see exits leading northeast, east, southeast, northwest, and up.
7956h, 6231m, 38017e, 23753w cekdb-

You have recovered balance on all limbs. (2.992s)
7956h, 6231m, 38037e, 23765w cexkdb-

(Party): Tagg says, "....I."
7956h, 6231m, 38037e, 23765w cexkdb-
(Party): You say, "- off, there's vampires and beheadings."
7956h, 6231m, 38037e, 23765w cexkdb-

(Party): Tagg says, "What."
7956h, 6231m, 38057e, 23777w cexkdb-

(Party): Tanris says, "..."
7956h, 6231m, 38057e, 23777w cexkdb-
(Party): You say, "And love and puppies."
7956h, 6231m, 38077e, 23789w cexkdb-
(Party): You say, "But."
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(Party): Tanris says, "Is this the same twilight."
7956h, 6231m, 38047e, 23759w cexkdb-
(Party): You say, "Puppies were werevoles."
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(Party): You say, "And the one puppy."
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(Party): You say, "Bro."
7956h, 6231m, 38087e, 23783w cexkdb-
(Party): You say, "Look up the fight scene."
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(Party): Tanris says, "It -ing sparkled."
7956h, 6231m, 38107e, 23795w cexkdb-

The wind catches you and blows you southeast.
Flying above Entering the main gate of Ashtan.
It is raining heavily, pregnant drops of water pouring down onto you. You may ENTER SUBDIVISION from here.
You see exits leading north, northeast, south, and northwest.
7956h, 6231m, 38105e, 23795w cekdb-

You have recovered balance on all limbs. (2.846s)
7956h, 6231m, 38125e, 23807w cexkdb-

(Party): Tagg says, "I need."
7956h, 6231m, 38145e, 23819w cexkdb-

(Party): Tagg says, "The snub command back."
7956h, 6231m, 38165e, 23831w cexkdb-

(Party): Tanris says, "Srs."
7956h, 6231m, 38155e, 23801w cexkdb-
(Party): You say, "The one werewolf pup."
7956h, 6231m, 38155e, 23801w cexkdb-

Rain cascades down from the skies, drenching you and your environment.
7956h, 6231m, 38155e, 23801w cexkdb-

(Party): Tagg says, "So I can snub the - out of Mizik right now."
7956h, 6231m, 38155e, 23813w cexkdb-
(Party): You say, "Got bearhugged to death."
7956h, 6231m, 38175e, 23825w cexkdb-
(Party): You say, "No no no."
7956h, 6231m, 38195e, 23837w cexkdb-
(Party): You say, "It was good, bros."
7956h, 6231m, 38215e, 23849w cexkdb-
(Party): You say, "Have faith."
7956h, 6231m, 38215e, 23849w cexkdb-

(Party): Tanris has left your party.

Triak

Tvistor

I tried reading the first chapter of the first book because of pretty girls asking me to, but it sucked and I died inside a bit, then I died outside a bit.

Cain

Trey said:

MHALDOR NEWS #2841

Date: 11/26/2012 at 13:10

From: Hellrazor Cain de Soulis, Sartan's Hammer

To  : Everyone

Subj: Raid defense/Offense

 

Mhaldor. With all my years of battle I have endured I would like to drop

a little bit of that knowledge on you. So here it is. The secret to

success.

 

There is a tattoo, that is called the SHIELD tattoo. You use it to form

a magical shield about yourself and it deflects many attacks.

When someone has inked it for you, you activate it by touching it. So,

TOUCH SHIELD. There are things that can break it however, such as a

meteor or breathstream from a Dragon. So if that happens..and you are

between the two mountains south of the gates. You can move NORTH, once,

and be out of danger! Its brilliant yet simple all at the same time, and

with this knowledge I hope we can move forward and slay more of the

Heathen enemy.

[Second half Redacted]

That is all.

 

 

Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Daedalan, in the year 612 AF.


-Seriously! WHY do some people just stare at the arrows and tarots while they are hitting them instead of moving or shielding!!!

Edit: And that news post was NOT directed at the novices.  Christ.

Cain, I appreciate the combat advice, I really do. But I have to ask, who was it that thought that if you parried one leg and never moved it vivisect was impossible? Or bitched that our comms shop was broken because none of the comms were automatically stocking anymore?


AND, Silent Death NEVER! Restocks with arrows!!!!     BUT.............

Cooper

Someone should probably teach Cain how to properly use memes.

Vaehl

Cooper said:

Someone should probably teach Cain how to properly use memes.

It's better/funnier this way.

Cain

Cooper said:

Someone should probably teach Cain how to properly use memes.

^

Vaehl

Lol owned, Cooper.

Get him back now.

Cooper

Vaehl said:

Cooper said:

Someone should probably teach Cain how to properly use memes.

It's better/funnier this way.

Nellaundra

THE PANTLESS ONE LIVES

Vaehl

Nellaundra, stop staring.

Cahin

Jonathin

Seriously, if you guys wanna go compare epeen sizes, go make another thread.

Cain

(Market): Hirst says, "Looking to speak with a member of Lord Scarlatti's Order."

You tell Scout Hirst da'Miras, "Yes?"

Hirst tells you, "Trying to get unenemied."

You tell Scout Hirst da'Miras, "Ok one moment let me check your sentences."

You tell Scout Hirst da'Miras, "You need to replace 200,000k Essence to Lord Scarlatti and then we
can unenemy you, your time sentence is up."

Hirst tells you, "Excellent. Thanks."

Hellrazor Cain de Soulis, Sartan's Hammer (male Grook Scholar)
You are level 92 (4th Order of the Hyperphysical) and 5.7% of the way to the next level.

Cain

You tell Triak, the Mindbreaker, "I dont need an official decleration to kick your ass boy!"


Triak tells you, "You must be this tall to attack me
_____________________________________________________________."

Triak tells you, "Sorry."



: (

Verily

Ourania, Goddess of the Moon says to Vayne, "Seneschal, can you dodge?"

Vayne says in a warm, confident voice, "Oh my."

Vayne begins to weave back and forth, like the cobra.

...

Ourania trains Her expert eye on a distant target and lets fly an arrow with breathtaking precision.

Vayne has been slain by the might of Ourania, Goddess of the Moon.

Vayne has been slain by Ourania.

Glittering celestial lights accompany the smooth vibrations of Ourania's husky laugh.

Ourania, Goddess of the Moon says, "It seems the Seneschal cannot dodge!"

...

(Hashan): Jacen says, "Um."

(Hashan): Jacen says, "Something wrong?"

(Hashan): Mystara says, "My question exactly, master."

(Hashan): Ourania says, "I assure you the Seneschal is fine. He simply.. tripped... and fell upon an arrow."

Cooper

Ourania planned to miss him, but he dodged onto the arrow. What a shame.

Tvistor

Huh. I guess Vayne wasn't as dodgy as I thought he was after all.

Exelethril

Cooper said:

Ourania planned to miss him, but he dodged onto the arrow took an arrow to the knee. What a shame.

Trey

(Whiners Anonymous): You say, "I just handed Cain my ember because he hates when

they're too explody."

4692h, 5190m, 17593e, 9171w exk|2/0|0/0|0/0|18-  (4:51:6:437)

Cain has been consumed by the fires of a primal ember.

4692h, 5190m, 17603e, 9183w exk|2/0|0/0|0/0|18-  (4:51:17:203)

(Whiners Anonymous): You say, "And he says GODDAMNIT."

4692h, 5190m, 17603e, 9183w exk|2/0|0/0|0/0|18-  (4:51:17:203)

EDIT:

   2118* Cain         11/27/9:51

 31lbs.

   2119* Cain         11/27/9:52

 You foozling cokedrinker.

Synbios

Sol's Dragon of the Sun, Lady Beatrice Shu'in-Crescent has severed Bonko's head from his body with a mighty blow.

Hell truly has frozen over.

I know you walked into totem without defs Bonko, but still. 

Bonko

Tvistor

The smart man leaves Bonko to his business, for to tempt his fury is to invite grief unto your personage the likes of which the world has never seen.

Carmain

Bonko i triple dog dare you to triple dog grief this mishgul guy.

Synbios

Tvistor said:

The smart man leaves Bonko to his business, for to tempt his fury is to invite grief unto your personage the likes of which the world has never seen.

But Tvistor, I am no man. I am an eldritch abomination.

Daslin

@Tvistor don't even.

Nellaundra

        socks360005 a pair of graphite iconic shard socks           2     200gp

Tahquil

Synbios said:

Sol's Dragon of the Sun, Lady Beatrice Shu'in-Crescent has severed Bonko's head from his body with a mighty blow.

Hell truly has frozen over.

I know you walked into totem without defs Bonko, but still. 

Obviously the Te'Serra had secretly bound her into her passiveness. Now the majority of her prison holders are dead she has broken her chains and this is just the beginning. Working small at first, such as beheading off totems, in about a month she'll be killrooming and cloud ganking like a pro.