(Party): You say, "I take two steps forward." (Party): You say, "Take two steps back." (Party): You say, "We come together." (Party): @Praxides says, "How's that?" (Party): You say, "Cause." (Party): You say, "Opposites." (Party): You say, "ATTRACT." (Party): Praxides says, "Lmao." (Party): Praxides says, "God damnit." (Party): You say, "Bahahahaha."
God damn, @Jhui, it's called a rift. I tried pasting it all here, but it was 16695 characters too long for a forum post. Mudlet hung for half a minute trying to process it all. @Seragorn picking everything up, one thing at a time, didn't help either.
I thought the average day in the life of a Mhaldorian would involve more executions.
- (Eleusis): Ellodin says, "The Fissure of Echoes is Sarathai's happy place." - With sharp, crackling tones, Kyrra tells you, "The ladies must love you immensely." - (Eleusian Ranger Techs): Savira says, "Most of the hard stuff seem to have this built in code like: If adventurer_hitting_me = "Sarathai" then send("terminate and selfdestruct")." - Makarios says, "Serve well and perish." - Xaden says, "Xaden confirmed scrub 2017."
You take a yellow ink, a green ink and a blue ink from a painter's palette.
There are no more yellow inks there.
Also!
You take eight rock bass and seven marble carp from a barnacle-encrusted bucket.
There are no more rock bass there.
So loving these changes!!
(D.M.A.): Cooper says, "Kyrra is either the most innocent person in the world, or the girl who uses the most innuendo seemingly unintentionally but really on purpose."
Atop the Eleusian Gatehouse. Vines have overtaken this location. The stars shine down from the sky above, bathing the arid land beneath their silvery light. A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. A furry little humgii sits here, a hungry expression in his wide eyes. A limestone statue of a crouching warrior woman with her palms flat on the ground is here, set before a stunted yew tree that has been split by a bolt of lightning. A clay statue of Landon Stormcrow commands attention. Mounted atop a woodland bear, a forest archer keenly scans the sprawling canopy. Snorting softly, a roan shire lingers in graceful repose. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. There are 4 earthen elementalists here. There are 2 golden gryphons here. The soft hush of rolling tides surrounds a seafoam nytrow, enmity burning in his gleaming red eye. There are 2 blood steeds here. A petite cake coated in sugar has been left here. A noble hippogriff flaps its wings in agitation here. Like a mountain against the wind, a storm bull is standing here, motionless. Romping about vigorously, a tundra wolf pup is a bundle of energy. A wooden bench is here. ****************************************************************************** **--> You appear to have caused an untrapped error in Achaea <--** **--> Please do not execute this command again (for now) <--** **--> "ql" <--** ******************************************************************************
Oops.
- (Eleusis): Ellodin says, "The Fissure of Echoes is Sarathai's happy place." - With sharp, crackling tones, Kyrra tells you, "The ladies must love you immensely." - (Eleusian Ranger Techs): Savira says, "Most of the hard stuff seem to have this built in code like: If adventurer_hitting_me = "Sarathai" then send("terminate and selfdestruct")." - Makarios says, "Serve well and perish." - Xaden says, "Xaden confirmed scrub 2017."
Atop the Eleusian Gatehouse. Vines have overtaken this location. The stars shine down from the sky above, bathing the arid land beneath their silvery light. A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. A furry little humgii sits here, a hungry expression in his wide eyes. A limestone statue of a crouching warrior woman with her palms flat on the ground is here, set before a stunted yew tree that has been split by a bolt of lightning. A clay statue of Landon Stormcrow commands attention. Mounted atop a woodland bear, a forest archer keenly scans the sprawling canopy. Snorting softly, a roan shire lingers in graceful repose. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. There are 4 earthen elementalists here. There are 2 golden gryphons here. The soft hush of rolling tides surrounds a seafoam nytrow, enmity burning in his gleaming red eye. There are 2 blood steeds here. A petite cake coated in sugar has been left here. A noble hippogriff flaps its wings in agitation here. Like a mountain against the wind, a storm bull is standing here, motionless. Romping about vigorously, a tundra wolf pup is a bundle of energy. A wooden bench is here. ****************************************************************************** **--> You appear to have caused an untrapped error in Achaea <--** **--> Please do not execute this command again (for now) <--** **--> "ql" <--** ******************************************************************************
It's clear that looking at the Gatehouse breaks reality.
Also, during a skirmish in Nimick just now:
Ellodin drops a headless corpse.
Joydi screams with laughter and skips out to the east.
Ellodin picks up a headless corpse.
These children are very disturbed.
- (Eleusis): Ellodin says, "The Fissure of Echoes is Sarathai's happy place." - With sharp, crackling tones, Kyrra tells you, "The ladies must love you immensely." - (Eleusian Ranger Techs): Savira says, "Most of the hard stuff seem to have this built in code like: If adventurer_hitting_me = "Sarathai" then send("terminate and selfdestruct")." - Makarios says, "Serve well and perish." - Xaden says, "Xaden confirmed scrub 2017."
Cain takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his body. Cain takes a drink from a snow blossom vial. Cain eats a quartz grain. Cain applies a sileris berry to himself. 8997h, 7289m, 38020e, 30595w 0 exckdb [undead] 16:39:16.65- Cain takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his body. Cain takes a drink from a snow blossom vial. Cain takes a long drag off his pipe. Cain eats a quartz grain. 8997h, 7289m, 38020e, 30595w 0 exckdb [undead] 16:39:17.74- Cain takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his body. Cain takes a drink from a snow blossom vial. Cain eats a quartz grain. Cain applies a sileris berry to himself. 8997h, 7289m, 38020e, 30595w 0 exckdb [undead] 16:39:18.85- Cain takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his body. Cain takes a drink from a snow blossom vial. Cain takes a long drag off his pipe. Cain eats a quartz grain. 8997h, 7289m, 38020e, 30595w 0 exckdb [undead] 16:39:19.96- You give a trillingly melodic laugh. 8997h, 7289m, 38020e, 30595w 0 exckdb [undead] 16:39:20.98- Cain takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his body. Cain takes a drink from a snow blossom vial. Cain eats a quartz grain. Cain applies a sileris berry to himself. 8997h, 7289m, 38020e, 30595w 0 exckdb [undead] 16:39:21.06- Cain takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his body. Cain takes a drink from a snow blossom vial. Cain takes a long drag off his pipe.
Cain takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his body. Cain takes a drink from a snow blossom vial. Cain eats a quartz grain. Cain applies a sileris berry to himself. 8997h, 7289m, 38020e, 30595w 0 exckdb [undead] 16:39:16.65-
Krypton said: When I get Master Blacksmith, I'm going to forge only "diabolical pink" weapons.
Legate Saibel Aristata is here. She wields a diabolical, pink whip in her right hand.
You look over at a diabolical, pink whip being worn by Saibel and see: Certain to terrorize all but the most courageous, this diabolical-looking whip is truly a fearsome sight to behold. A garish pink unashamedly adorns the surface of this whip.
The winds around you blow to the northwest at 77 mph.
You begin to flap your wings powerfully, and rise quickly up into the firmament.
A surge of powerful wind tosses you through the sky before throwing you straight to the ground below. Your levitation pushes you back, but you are thrown too fast by the winds! You plummet head first to the surface with a sickening crunch. Your left arm breaks with a loud crack. Your left leg breaks with a loud crack. Your right leg breaks with a loud crack.
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Instead of OS, now you're AA....wait, AA?
"Hi, I'm Dunn...and I'm an alcoholic"
Yea, that one!
(Party): You say, "Take two steps back."
(Party): You say, "We come together."
(Party): @Praxides says, "How's that?"
(Party): You say, "Cause."
(Party): You say, "Opposites."
(Party): You say, "ATTRACT."
(Party): Praxides says, "Lmao."
(Party): Praxides says, "God damnit."
(Party): You say, "Bahahahaha."
love song trolling people
This really happened.
Hey, Ashtan, want some FREE alcohol? :-D
@Saeva arrives from the west.
Saeva bows her head slightly in respect to those in the room.
@Aegoth bows respectfully to Saeva.
Daemonic Eminence Saeva Aristata says in Mhaldorian, "My children."
You say, "My son."
Aegoth, Initiate of the West says, "My protege."
You ask, "How are you, my son?"
Daemonic Eminence Saeva Aristata says to you in Mhaldorian, "A proud father when I look upon the young man you have become."
Aegoth, Initiate of the West says to Saeva, "It is good to see you, Apprentice of mine."
Saeva extends an arm dramatically towards Aegoth.
Daemonic Eminence Saeva Aristata says to Aegoth in Mhaldorian, "And you, my only daughter."
Aegoth performs a graceful curtsey.
You say to Saeva, "You are not as proud of a father is of his son as I am of a son who is proud of his father, my son."
Daemonic Eminence Saeva Aristata says to you in Mhaldorian, "Well said, my child."
You say, "Thank you, my child."
God damn, @Jhui, it's called a rift. I tried pasting it all here, but it was 16695 characters too long for a forum post. Mudlet hung for half a minute trying to process it all. @Seragorn picking everything up, one thing at a time, didn't help either.
Spiny thorns sprout from the potted lycopod in response to some unseen threat.
You pat a tiny potted lycopod plant in a friendly manner.
Watchman nods his head at a tiny potted lycopod plant.
You say with a throaty, lyrical accent, "G'night, Fucker."
Watchman says in an indomitable, patrician voice, "G'night, Fucker."
Watchman kisses a tiny potted lycopod plant passionately.
You stare implacably at Watchman.
Watchman says in an indomitable, patrician voice, "That was plantonic."
And he says that I am eternal suffering.
Yay!
Now all I need is ~6 million gold worth of comms to get to Grandmaster...worst tradeskill ever.
Black scales shimmer around @Entaro as he enters from the west.
Entaro beams broadly.
Entaro says in a sonorous voice, "I'm rich. RICH."
Entaro screams in a sonorous voice, "RICH!"
Entaro cackles hellishly.
Entaro cackles hellishly.
Entaro cackles hellishly.
Entaro departs to the west, the air sizzling around him.
Black scales shimmer around Entaro as he enters from the west.
Throwing his hands in the air, Entaro tosses his head back and laughs sadistically.
Entaro departs to the west, the air sizzling around him.
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- With sharp, crackling tones, Kyrra tells you, "The ladies must love you immensely."
- (Eleusian Ranger Techs): Savira says, "Most of the hard stuff seem to have this built in code like: If adventurer_hitting_me = "Sarathai" then send("terminate and selfdestruct")."
- Makarios says, "Serve well and perish."
- Xaden says, "Xaden confirmed scrub 2017."
You tell Anaidiana in Targossian, "Thanks!"
Anaidiana's voice sizzles as she tells you, "Synbios tells you in Targossian, "Error!""
Also!
Oops.
- With sharp, crackling tones, Kyrra tells you, "The ladies must love you immensely."
- (Eleusian Ranger Techs): Savira says, "Most of the hard stuff seem to have this built in code like: If adventurer_hitting_me = "Sarathai" then send("terminate and selfdestruct")."
- Makarios says, "Serve well and perish."
- Xaden says, "Xaden confirmed scrub 2017."
An elegant Mysian parrot begins to follow you.
(Party): Deladan says, "I put hot oil on my dogs ass, now he looks at me funny."
There.. just for you @Aelyn
http://www.achaea.com/banner/mycen.jpg
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Also, during a skirmish in Nimick just now:
These children are very disturbed.
- With sharp, crackling tones, Kyrra tells you, "The ladies must love you immensely."
- (Eleusian Ranger Techs): Savira says, "Most of the hard stuff seem to have this built in code like: If adventurer_hitting_me = "Sarathai" then send("terminate and selfdestruct")."
- Makarios says, "Serve well and perish."
- Xaden says, "Xaden confirmed scrub 2017."
He's still going, too... Except out of quartz.
Someone really likes lemon cake, huh.
Yassss