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  • GinoviannaGinovianna Florida (SwFL)
    At great distance, Trayu, Initiate of the Ithmia yells, "Chest of problem, invoke thee! ..." 
     
    So chest of problem = big boobs

    Invoke thee = flotation devices activate
    *Picture Leonardo DiCaprio dancing here*
  • MathonwyMathonwy
    @Mariya viciously jabs a graceful silver dagger into a sad little girl.
    Mariya has scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL hit!!!
    A sad little girl has been slain by Mariya.
    A bone and clay whistle jar tumbles out of the corpse of a sad little girl.
    A note written on plain parchment tumbles out of the corpse of a sad little girl.
    The corpse of a small kitten tumbles out of the corpse of a sad little girl.
    A few golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.

    You say in Mhaldorian, "We often take the lives of children and innocents in our quest for power, 
    but it is not often that we deliberately take the time to apply the Truths to them."

    You just received message #18242 from Mariya.

    Message #18242      Sent by Mariya
    9/16/6:06 And -that- is how you stab a little girl.

    Today I learned!
    Saeva said:
    If Mathonwy is 2006 I wish 2007 had never come.
    Xenomorph said:
    heh. Mathowned.
    Message #12872 Sent by Jurixe
    4/16/0:41
    MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
  • TrevizeTrevize
    You give 10 gold sovereigns to a fair attendant.
    A fair attendant exclaims, "We have a contender!"
    A fair attendant tells you, "Just PULL 76473 to try your luck!"

    With a great heave you swing the mallet and hit the striker's gleaming brass pedal.

    The high striker's bells ring exuberantly as the ticker begins to ascend up the face of the scoreboard.

    A cacophany of tintinnabulation fills the festival grounds as the high striker's bell rings out.
    The gleaming ticker zooms up the board to loudly ring the bell just above the "50 - Too Stronk!" marker.

    A fair attendant fans himself.
    A fair attendant exclaims, "Bloody Gods, Trevize did you beg a favour from the Smith or something? That was amazing!"
    A fair attendant hands over a small bag of gold.
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  • JhaeliJhaeli
    edited September 2015
    Mathonwy gets some gold sovereigns from a canvas backpack.
    Mathonwy's eyes gleam with generosity.
    Mathonwy gives some gold sovereigns to a fair attendant.
    A fair attendant exclaims, "We have a contender!"
    You have emoted: Jhaeli's eyes gleam with concealed amusement.
    Mathonwy swings the mallet with a great heave and brings it down with a clang on the striker's gleaming brass pedal.
    The high striker's bells ring exuberantly as the ticker begins to ascend up the face of the scoreboard.
    Slowing quickly, the ticker hovers at 4 before falling the short distance back to its resting point.
    A fair attendant says, "Don't cry now, Mathonwy, go and punch some gnolls then try again another day."
    Mathonwy peers about himself unscrupulously.
    You snicker softly to yourself.
    Titonus gives some gold sovereigns to a fair attendant.
    A fair attendant exclaims, "We have a contender!"
    Titonus swings the mallet with a great heave and brings it down with a clang on the striker's gleaming brass pedal.
    The high striker's bells ring exuberantly as the ticker begins to ascend up the face of the scoreboard.
    Slowing quickly, the ticker hovers at 14 before falling the short distance back to its resting point.
    A fair attendant says, "Don't cry now, Titonus, go and punch some gnolls then try again another day."
    Titonus blinks.
    You give 10 gold sovereigns to a fair attendant.
    A fair attendant exclaims, "We have a contender!"
    A fair attendant tells you, "Just PULL 76473 to try your luck!"
    With a great heave you swing the mallet and hit the striker's gleaming brass pedal.
    The high striker's bells ring exuberantly as the ticker begins to ascend up the face of the scoreboard.
    A cacophany of tintinnabulation fills the festival grounds as the high striker's bell rings out. The gleaming ticker zooms up the board to loudly ring the bell just above the "50 - Too Stronk!" marker.
    A fair attendant fans himself.
    A fair attendant exclaims, "Bloody Gods,  did you beg a favour from the Smith or something? That was amazing!"
    A fair attendant hands over a small bag of gold.

    Seems the "pretty lady" had to impress herself this time. :pleased: 

    "Gilgamesh, where are you hurrying to? You will never find that [everlasting] life for which you are looking. When the gods created man they allotted to him death, but life they retained in their own keeping. As for you, Gilgamesh, fill your belly with good things; day and night, night and day, dance and be merry, feast and rejoice. Let your clothes be fresh, bathe yourself in water, cherish the little child that holds your hand, and make your wife happy in your embrace; for this too is the lot of man." 

  • KryptonKrypton shi-Khurena
    Jhaeli said:
    Mathonwy swings the mallet with a great heave and brings it down with a clang on the striker's gleaming brass pedal.
    The high striker's bells ring exuberantly as the ticker begins to ascend up the face of the scoreboard.
    Slowing quickly, the ticker hovers at 4 before falling the short distance back to its resting point.
    A fair attendant says, "Don't cry now, Mathonwy, go and punch some gnolls then try again another day."
    Mathonwy peers about himself unscrupulously.
    You snicker softly to yourself.
    Lol, 4 out of 50. You could probably get that just by sitting on the pedal
  • TahquilTahquil
    Don't joke about that. That's how Estach hits the 50 mark.
  • CooperCooper
    *5000 mark

  • SilvarienSilvarien
    Cooper said:
    *5000 mark
    @Cooper : Just a question, and I mean this seriously, but do you drive a Mini Cooper?

    <.<

    >.>

    :-D
  • AchimrstAchimrst Nature
    Trey said:
    He drives one into his wife on a nightly basis.
    That was deliciously complementary and mean. <3
  • JonathinJonathin Retired in a hole.
    I'm a monitor lizard!

    Tharvis swoops down from above, tries to hoist a monitor lizard, and fails.
    I am retired and log into the forums maybe once every 2 months. It was a good 20 years, live your best lives, friends.
  • TharvisTharvis The Land of Beer and Chocolate!
    Jonathin said:
    I'm a monitor lizard!

    Tharvis swoops down from above, tries to hoist a monitor lizard, and fails.

    You begin to streak down out of the sky, talons poised and ready for Mosr.

    You try to hoist a monitor lizard but don't have the strength to lift him.

    Aurora says, "Tharvis, why are you always breaking things?!"
    Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh."
    Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."

  • TrevizeTrevize
    Tharvis said:
    Jonathin said:
    I'm a monitor lizard!

    Tharvis swoops down from above, tries to hoist a monitor lizard, and fails.

    You begin to streak down out of the sky, talons poised and ready for Mosr.

    You try to hoist a monitor lizard but don't have the strength to lift him.

    Do you even lift? I mean, come on now.
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  • SarathaiSarathai
    Trevize said:
    Tharvis said:
    Jonathin said:
    I'm a monitor lizard!

    Tharvis swoops down from above, tries to hoist a monitor lizard, and fails.

    You begin to streak down out of the sky, talons poised and ready for Mosr.

    You try to hoist a monitor lizard but don't have the strength to lift him.

    Do you even lift? I mean, come on now.
    I think the answer to that question should be obvious.
    - (Eleusis): Ellodin says, "The Fissure of Echoes is Sarathai's happy place."
    - With sharp, crackling tones, Kyrra tells you, "The ladies must love you immensely."
    - (Eleusian Ranger Techs): Savira says, "Most of the hard stuff seem to have this built in code like: If adventurer_hitting_me = "Sarathai" then send("terminate and selfdestruct")."
    - Makarios says, "Serve well and perish."
    - Xaden says, "Xaden confirmed scrub 2017."



  • EldEld
    You gasp with the realisation that Bonaer has reached the level of Prominent.


  • SiduriSiduri
    Eld said:
    You gasp with the realisation that Bonaer has reached the level of Prominent.


    That's one proeminent bonaer you got in Hashan.

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  • EldEld
    Siduri said:
    Eld said:
    You gasp with the realisation that Bonaer has reached the level of Prominent.


    That's one proeminent bonaer you got in Hashan.
    Prestigious and superior, as well.
  • TahquilTahquil
    Oh.. Senpai.. -blush giggle-
  • RuthRuth Singapore
    Melodie said:
    PUBLIC NEWS #19744                                      (09/20/2015 at 20:49)  
    From   : Lord Adryn
    To     : Everyone
    Subject: Current Standings
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
     Greetings once more.

    ...

    In the end, the city of Mhaldor took top honours, completing the route with a mind boggling time of a day and a half! A full half a day faster than their closest competition...

    You guys, I'm so proud.
    Around the world in 90 minutes!
    "Mummy, I'm hungry, but there's no one to eat! :C"

     

  • EldEld
    This leaves the current standings with the city of Mhaldor in the lead with one hundred and eighty three points, Ashtan in second with one hundred and eighty one points, Cyrene and Eleusis tied with one hundred and fifty points, and Hashan and Targossas rounding out the pack with one hundred and thirty five points respectively.

    Is that actually supposed to mean that Hashan has 100 points and Targossas has 35, or was it meant to say that they're tied with 135? 

  • RuthRuth Singapore
    The former.
    "Mummy, I'm hungry, but there's no one to eat! :C"

     

  • CooperCooper
    yes.  

  • AegothAegoth
    This is why people need to learn what the Oxford comma is
  • JarrodJarrod
    The clarity comes from proper written forms of numbers. 135 =  One hundred thirty-five, not one hundred and thirty-five.
    image
    Cascades of quicksilver light streak across the firmament as the celestial voice of Ourania intones, "Oh Jarrod..."

  • SkyeSkye The Duchess Bellatere
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  • TharvisTharvis The Land of Beer and Chocolate!
    edited September 2015
    so what you're saying @skye, is that you're a buffalo? :open_mouth: 
    Aurora says, "Tharvis, why are you always breaking things?!"
    Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh."
    Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."

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