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  • HalosHalos The Reaches
    Gross 

    A frenzied cleric screams, "Like more than one halo!"
  • Tharvis said:
    Though this being possesses a humanoid form, it is bent and twisted at unnatural angles. Midnight-blue skin runs taut over a skeletal frame, the deformed bone structure standing out starkly. The spine is bent, arcing the creature backward to be nearly parallel to the ground beneath, while the arms dangle uselessly straight down. The orb-like head lacks all common anatomy aside from an unnaturally wide maw, which hangs open and emits a constant, rattling groan with each laboured breath. Numerous tentacles regularly break through the skin with a wrenching squelch, undulating hypnotically before receding back beneath the skin.
    He weighs 0 ounce(s).

    the new occultist entity, looks soo weird


  • KryptonKrypton shi-Khurena
    edited August 2015
    Ryldagh said:
    You grasp the corpse of the Spawn of the Unnamable Horror in your claws as you tear the hapless body in two. Gore drips slowly from your maw as you consume the mutilated remains, savouring the still-warm organs.

  • edited August 2015
    Ryldagh said:
    You grasp the corpse of the Spawn of the Unnamable Horror in your claws as you tear the hapless body in two. Gore drips slowly from your maw as you consume the mutilated remains, savouring the still-warm organs.
    The Spawn's brain is massive, and shaped in convoluted geometrics that defy description. The pulpy grey tissue glistens with a patina of rainbow colour, much like oil on water. The smell of rot and putrefaction rises up from the brain, which still seems to quiver of its own volition.
    It emits a faint multi-coloured light.

    Ayo, shit I've gotten 180% karma from this thing so far, and it's still got more left.


  • (Targossas): Aodfionn says, "Targossas. We do not kneel before the Chaotic. We. Will. Fight."
    5258h (89%), 4626m (93%), 99%w exEcdbk-  20:19:48.92   
    (Targossas): Halos says, "Aye."
    5258h (89%), 4626m (93%), 100%w exEcdbk-  20:20:15.13   
    (Targossas): Aodfionn says, "No edict otherwise. the only edicts we Stan by now are Theirs."
    5258h (89%), 4626m (93%), 100%w exEcdbk-  20:20:15.87   
    (Targossas): Siduri says, "Very well. By the votes of a majority of the Lumarches, the records state Aodfionn, Halos and Siduri, the ban of action from the Dawnspear is hereby lifted."
    5258h (89%), 4626m (93%), 99%w exEcdbk-  20:20:26.15   
    (Targossas): Tiamat says, "And that means?"
    5258h (89%), 4626m (93%), 100%w exEcdbk-  20:20:37.36   
    (Targossas): Magenta says, "We have at it?"
    5258h (89%), 4626m (93%), 99%w exEcdbk-  20:20:48.31   
    (Targossas): Siduri says, "Go forth, warriors of Creation. And reduce this spawn to Ashes or die trying."
    5258h (89%), 4626m (93%), 99%w exEcdbk-  20:20:51.97   seek ahmet
    You bid your guardian angel to seek out the lifeforce of Jester Ahmet Ter'sez, Hooligan of 
    the Highest Caliber.
    Your guardian angel senses Jester Ahmet Ter'sez, Hooligan of the Highest Caliber at 
    Entering the main gate of Ashtan, on a health of 4465 and a mana of 4020. (Ashtan) 436
    He is with Kharissa.
    He is with Qwindor.
    He is with Acknu.
    He is with Kinilan.
    He is with Morro.
    He is with Vix.
    He is with Yanzu.
    He is with Kazuya.
    He is with Talonia.
    He is with Arralana.
    He is with Dunn.
    He is with Kaydence.
    He is with Lala.
    He is with Eirani.
    He is with Ethoas.
    He is with Triak.
    He is with Sybilla.
    He is with Lupisentia.
    He is with Naverre.
    He is with Aesi.
    He is with Kyrra.
    He is with Ryldagh.
    He is with Kross.
    He is with Vrass.
    He is with Jhui.
    He is with Alinixa.
    He is with Jac.
    He is with Sano.
    He is with Hexan.
    He is with Khel.
    He is with Katalyst.
    He is with Kygo.
    He is with Khaibit.
    He is with Ula.
    He is with Chryenth.
    He is with Storil.
    He is with Adaele.
    He is with Jonesey.
    He is with Skarash.
    He is with Saurrocene.
    He is with Oriias.
    He is with Dairon.
    He is with Ishyna.
    He is with Amelythe.
    He is with Xuaco.
    He is with Arditi.
    He is with Shara.
    He is with Adrenn.
    He is with Hurai.
    5258h (89%), 4626m (93%), 100%w xEcdbk-  20:21:03.37   
    (Party): You say, "Ahmet (4465hp, 4020mp) is at Entering the main gate of Ashtan - with 
    Kharissa, Qwindor, Acknu, Kinilan, Morro, Vix, Yanzu, Kazuya, Talonia, Arralana, Dunn, 
    Kaydence, Lala, Eirani, Ethoas, Triak, Sybilla, Lupisentia, Naverre, Aesi, Kyrra, Ryldagh, 
    Kross, Vrass, Jhui, Alinixa, Jac, Sano, Hexan, Khel, Katalyst, Kygo, Khaibit, Ula, 
    Chryenth, Storil, Adaele, Jonesey, Skarash, Saurrocene, Oriias, Dairon, Ishyna, Amelythe, 
    Xuaco, Arditi, Shara, Adrenn and Hurai (50 people total)."
    5258h (89%), 4626m (93%), 100%w xEcdbk-  20:21:03.58   


    ok

     i'm a rebel

  • HalosHalos The Reaches
    edited August 2015
    we got this
    we had that

    A frenzied cleric screams, "Like more than one halo!"
  • Great, @Daeir is some kind of undead. All well, there's a cure for that.
  • HalosHalos The Reaches
    An Ashtani corsair says, "Some of these people have spent longer writing a single book, or practicing a single strategem than you've spent breathing, so 
    perhaps back off, or take that attitude elsewhere."
    #rekt
    And then he took a swig

    Thats awesome. Thanks for sharing that

    A frenzied cleric screams, "Like more than one halo!"
  • No problem! I was so flabergasted/amused/thankful, I couldn't do anything else.
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  • SkyeSkye The Duchess Bellatere
    It was terrible :( right in front of us.


  • Kinilan said:
    Sitting on my ship, chatting with my e-daughter when suddenly

    Releasing a tired but satisfied mew, an old salty ship cat lies down and curls
    up, closing his eyes for the final time.

    The corpse of a ginger ship cat lies here in a sad heap. He was called 'Catspian.'

    The first and only named ship cat, Admeowral of the Pirates of Meropis is dead.

    Mine has a name too! Well, had. Maybe. Shit, mine is probably dead too now! Way to ruin everything Kinilan! 
  • RuthRuth Singapore
    The conversation was so bad/boring, your cat decided to up and die right in front of the both of you. >_>
    "Mummy, I'm hungry, but there's no one to eat! :C"

     

  • Ruth said:
    The conversation was so bad/boring, your cat decided to up and die right in front of the both of you. >_>


  • Imagine the piñata you'd get from Madelyne.
    - (Eleusis): Ellodin says, "The Fissure of Echoes is Sarathai's happy place."
    - With sharp, crackling tones, Kyrra tells you, "The ladies must love you immensely."
    - (Eleusian Ranger Techs): Savira says, "Most of the hard stuff seem to have this built in code like: If adventurer_hitting_me = "Sarathai" then send("terminate and selfdestruct")."
    - Makarios says, "Serve well and perish."
    - Xaden says, "Xaden confirmed scrub 2017."



  • @halos Evil baby killer!
  • Lala said:
    @halos Evil baby killer!
    I approve of this.
  • TharvisTharvis The Land of Beer and Chocolate!
    @Jukilian can you just imagine how many people would disconnect if Madelyne would die/dc in front of them and drop all her pets at once
    Aurora says, "Tharvis, why are you always breaking things?!"
    Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh."
    Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."

  • MadelyneMadelyne East Coast, USA
    It's not even any fun to have them all follow Madelyne now. It might list a third of them. A THIRD! It's an outrage, really. She's up to 90-some loyals. There goes the idea of starting up a "pet-a-gram" message service, where all the loyals help her deliver a limerick to the intended target. :expressionless: 
  • SkyeSkye The Duchess Bellatere
    Doesn't the entourage line now get condensed to 'a group of small critters' or something like that if there are too many?


  • KayeilKayeil Washington State
    They do get condensed now automatically to list maybe three, and then says followed by a gaggle of small animals or something along those lines.

    I've used my whistle to bring in all my loyals to show friends (with their permission), and haven't made one of them disconnect yet, and I have a ton of minipets and mounts. I bought the stables upgrade to keep them out of my inventory and out of the public, though.
    What doesn't kill you gives you exp.

  • JonathinJonathin Retired in a hole.
    Before changes, Madelyne walked past me about 4 times in a row with her menagerie in tow. I was literally about 1 second from just attacking all of them.
    I am retired and log into the forums maybe once every 2 months. It was a good 20 years, live your best lives, friends.
  • TharvisTharvis The Land of Beer and Chocolate!
    Kayeil said:
    They do get condensed now automatically to list maybe three, and then says followed by a gaggle of small animals or something along those lines.

    I've used my whistle to bring in all my loyals to show friends (with their permission), and haven't made one of them disconnect yet, and I have a ton of minipets and mounts. I bought the stables upgrade to keep them out of my inventory and out of the public, though.
    apparently, her mounts aren't counted in the condensing, nor are some special pets. So you'd see about.. 16 things following her, before the "gaggle of small animals" kicked in
    Aurora says, "Tharvis, why are you always breaking things?!"
    Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh."
    Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."

  • @Blizzara told You: Well... That was rather unceremonious. I was just thrown from the Ember Tower in Minia by two ogres.
    You told Blizzara: Ah heh you are growing up!
    Blizzara told You: Does growing up always involve getting manhandled by ogres?
    You told Blizzara: Heh.
    You told Blizzara: Only when it comes to Minia.
    You told Blizzara: You are too big for there now.
    Blizzara told You: That's a relief.
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