Memorable quotes

Dairon

Lala said:

We need a log of the chaos storms. The "Oh let's walk into the.. OMG WTF IS THAT. OMG OMG -splat-" 

haven't had so much fun dying in.. a long time :awesome: 

Krypton

Hey, look you guys, I found Something

Something (male Xoran).
He is 18 years old, having been born on the 1st of Phaestian, 673 years after
the fall of the Seleucarian Empire.
He is unranked in Achaea.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is not known for acts of infamy.
He is a Settler in Targossas.
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.

Melodie

Boranon arrives from the east.

"Greetings!" Boranon says with a smile.

You incline your head politely.

Boranon says with a Northern accent, "Greetings, Minister."

honours boranon

Boranon (male Satyr).

He is 18 years old, having been born on the 7th of Ero, 673 years after the fall of the Seleucarian Empire.

He is unranked in Achaea.

He is an extremely credible character.

He is not known for acts of infamy.

He is a Slave in Mhaldor.

He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.

You say with a flowing, cultured accent, "Greetings, Slave. How do you fare?"

Boranon utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

Boranon sings out 'Tra la la la la' happily.

Boranon says with a Northern accent, "Exactly this good, Minister."

With a flourish of his arm, Boranon bows deeply.

You have emoted: Melodie chuckles quietly.

Boranon says with a Northern accent, "I will be enjoying my lack of freedom now, if you excuse me, Minister. Whenever you need any help, your Ministrace..."

Boranon leaves to the northwest.

I think I've found the happiest slave I've ever encountered.  

Amanu

Krypton said:

Hey, look you guys, I found Something

Something (male Xoran).
He is 18 years old, having been born on the 1st of Phaestian, 673 years after
the fall of the Seleucarian Empire.
He is unranked in Achaea.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is not known for acts of infamy.
He is a Settler in Targossas.
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.

Now that's Something indeed. 

Jonathin

Why don't we talk about Something else

Tahquil

A zombie swashbuckler stares intently at your face before lurching off to the in.
You shout, "Oi!" at the top of your voice.
Moaning with a hungry longing, a zombified swashbuckler enters from the in with a stilted gait.
You say to a zombified swashbuckler, "Don't go in there you jerks... Captain's quarters..."
A zombie swashbuckler stares intently at your face before lurching off to the in.

That defiant stare before he went back in. Why do I get a crew of undead teenagers?

Greys

@Tahquil The smart ones live longer.

Sarathai

Khel falls before the martial prowess of the Grandmaster of the Quisalis.

Kharissa falls before the martial prowess of the Grandmaster of the Quisalis.

Acknu falls before the martial prowess of the Grandmaster of the Quisalis.

Dairon falls before the martial prowess of the Grandmaster of the Quisalis.

Monev falls before the martial prowess of the Grandmaster of the Quisalis.

Kharissa falls before the martial prowess of the Grandmaster of the Quisalis.

Ishyna falls before the martial prowess of the Grandmaster of the Quisalis.

Khel falls before the martial prowess of the Grandmaster of the Quisalis.

Naverre falls before the martial prowess of the Grandmaster of the Quisalis.

Dunn falls before the martial prowess of the Grandmaster of the Quisalis.

Naverre falls before the martial prowess of the Grandmaster of the Quisalis.

Jinsun falls before the martial prowess of the Grandmaster of the Quisalis.

Dairon falls before the martial prowess of the Grandmaster of the Quisalis.

Grandue falls before the martial prowess of the Grandmaster of the Quisalis.

Ishyna falls before the martial prowess of the Grandmaster of the Quisalis.

Lala falls before the martial prowess of the Grandmaster of the Quisalis.

Atalkez falls before the martial prowess of the Grandmaster of the Quisalis.

Alinixa falls before the martial prowess of the Grandmaster of the Quisalis.

Ryldagh falls before the martial prowess of the Grandmaster of the Quisalis.

Ethoas falls before the martial prowess of the Grandmaster of the Quisalis.

Arditi falls before the martial prowess of the Grandmaster of the Quisalis.

Monev falls before the martial prowess of the Grandmaster of the Quisalis.

Vardoulacha falls before the martial prowess of the Grandmaster of the Quisalis.

Ariettie falls before the martial prowess of the Grandmaster of the Quisalis.

Szanthax falls before the martial prowess of the Grandmaster of the Quisalis.

Qwindor falls before the martial prowess of the Grandmaster of the Quisalis.

Ryldagh falls before the martial prowess of the Grandmaster of the Quisalis.

Arditi falls before the martial prowess of the Grandmaster of the Quisalis.

Grandue falls before the martial prowess of the Grandmaster of the Quisalis.

Mephaos rolls on the floor, laughing.

Ethoas falls before the martial prowess of the Grandmaster of the Quisalis.

Alinixa falls before the martial prowess of the Grandmaster of the Quisalis.

Jinsun falls before the martial prowess of the Grandmaster of the Quisalis.

Mephaos rolls on the floor, laughing.

Ariettie falls before the martial prowess of the Grandmaster of the Quisalis.

Atalkez falls before the martial prowess of the Grandmaster of the Quisalis.

Szanthax has perished, a victim of the Quisalis Grandmaster's cunning.

Lala has perished, a victim of the Quisalis Grandmaster's cunning.

Mephaos says in a calm, meditated voice, "Wooow."

Jhui falls before the martial prowess of the Grandmaster of the Quisalis.

Vardoulacha falls before the martial prowess of the Grandmaster of the Quisalis.

Qwindor falls before the martial prowess of the Grandmaster of the Quisalis.

Jhui falls before the martial prowess of the Grandmaster of the Quisalis.

You roll on the floor, laughing.

You roll on the floor, laughing.

Mephaos says in a calm, meditated voice, "Talk about pure death."

You roll on the floor, laughing.

(Eleusis): Grondson says, "Well, that's disturbing."

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Taraus

Spawn wearing Grandmaster costume, nbd

Achimrst

Jhui couldn't save them, it's a sad day in Ashtan.

Krypton

Sarathai said:

Person falls before the martial prowess of the Grandmaster of the Quisalis. (x50)

You are level 5 (Achaean) and 0% of the way to the next level.

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You leap into the air and launch a flying kick at the Grandmaster of the Quisalis.
You connect!
The Grandmaster of the Quisalis lets out a shrill, maniacal cackle before disappearing in a swirl of her cloak.
You have slain the Grandmaster of the Quisalis, retrieving the corpse.
Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have advanced to level 32.

n00bs.

Draekar

So just roaming back in to Targ and this all happened kind of quickly... 

9429h, 6851m, 42956e, 32800w excdbk 52.9-(-15m, 0.2%) northwest

At the base of the Targossian barracks (indoors).

Everything about you is obscured by a heavy fog. Poised for action, a Blackstone swordsman observes 

the surrounds. A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. There are 2 Shornwall defenders here. 

Lambent energy pulses around the skeletal frame of a Naxian mistweaver. An attentive Duskmere 

brawler stands ready with his halberd, his keen eyes missing nothing. A crystalline golem stands 

here. A sleek pony grazes nearby. A mottled Mhojave Desert falcon glides effortlessly to and fro.

You see exits leading southeast, up, and down (open door).

9429h, 6995m, 42954e, 32800w excdbk 52.9-(+144m, 2.0%) down

A frozen chamber beneath the barracks (indoors).

Everything about you is obscured by a heavy fog. Enran tends to his duties with studied 

concentration. A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. There are 5 Brighthold watchmen here. 

An obsidian eye sigil is here. There are 3 metal tanks radiating waves of heat here. A sigil in the 

shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. A metal tank stands here, pulsing with a 

warm glow from a flame dancing within. An empty metal tank has been abandoned here. A black iron box 

sits empty upon the ground.  Elphaba is here, sprawled on the floor. The Blue Dragon Zuko's imposing 

form looms.

You see a single exit leading up (open door).

9429h, 6995m, 42952e, 32800w excdbk 52.9-

Elphaba's legs collapse under her as she suddenly passes out.

9429h, 7055m, 42960e, 32836w excdbk 52.9-(+60m, 0.8%) t elphaba

bite elphaba

Twisting to grasp Elphaba in your powerful jaws, you sink your teeth deep into her flesh before 

tossing her helpless body into the air and catching her once more in your teeth.

You have slain Elphaba.

[SLAIN] Elphaba

Golden sovereigns spill onto the ground from Elphaba's corpse.

9429h, 7211m, 42880e, 32854w ecdbk 53.1-(+156m, 2.2%) 
You have recovered balance on all limbs. (3.433s)

9429h, 7211m, 42880e, 32854w excdbk 53.1-gg

get gold;put gold in bag

You pick up 86747 gold sovereigns.

9429h, 7181m, 42890e, 32839w excdbk 53.1-

You put 86747 gold sovereigns in a bag of stasis.

9429h, 7181m, 42890e, 32839w excdbk 53.1-ql

A frozen chamber beneath the barracks (indoors).

Everything about you is obscured by a heavy fog. Enran tends to his duties with studied 

concentration. A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. There are 5 Brighthold watchmen here. 

An obsidian eye sigil is here. There are 3 metal tanks radiating waves of heat here. A sigil in the 

shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. A metal tank stands here, pulsing with a 

warm glow from a flame dancing within. An empty metal tank has been abandoned here. A black iron box 

sits empty upon the ground. The twisted remains of Elphaba lie here.  The soul of Elphaba roams the 

land, bodiless. The Blue Dragon Zuko's imposing form looms.

You see a single exit leading up (open door).

9429h, 7181m, 42890e, 32839w excdbk 53.1-

Elphaba is enveloped in translucent fire for a moment and is gone, her soul safe until she returns 

to Achaea.

9429h, 7181m, 42890e, 32839w excdbk 53.1-

Sorry @Elphaba #IFeelLikeADick #StillSpendingYourGold #JK

Hit me up when you come back, I will pay you back.

Jhui

Your Deaths
To Adventurers : 7448

To Denizens    : 2316

To Misadventure: 240

YAY 10k deaths finally.

Austere

Jhui said:

Your Deaths
To Adventurers : 7448

To Denizens    : 2316

To Misadventure: 240

YAY 10k deaths finally.

Need an honors line now. 

Skye

A travelling shop cart has collapsed at (house) A spacious blue-gold pavilion, and a baked brie platter with mixed berry compote, a blackened tuna steak, a bowl of vegetarian noodle soup, a cherry blackbird scone, a chocolate-dipped ice cream sandwich, a chocolate-glazed tuna steak with citrus salsa, a chocolate-glazed tuna steak with citrus salsa, a chocolate-glazed tuna steak with citrus salsa, a chocolate-glazed tuna steak with citrus salsa, a chocolate-glazed tuna steak with citrus salsa, a cinnamon-spiced apple tart, a decadent chocolate mousse pie with raspberries, a decadent chocolate mousse pie with raspberries, a deep fried apricot pie, a deep fried apricot pie, a flaky blueberry tart, a fruit kebab drizzled with chocolate, a fruit kebab drizzled with chocolate, a golden-brown fried pastry, a golden-brown fried pastry, a golden-brown fried pastry, a lightly seasoned salmon and rice burger, a lightly seasoned salmon and rice burger, a painted plate of sorbet-filled strawberries, a paper cup of popped corn, a paper cup of popped corn, a pineapple bowl of mixed fruit, a piping hot bowl of prawn curry, a plate of breaded egg and meat balls, a plate of brioche toast smothered in raclette, a plate of cheesy tuna and potato bake, a plate of citrus redfin fillet, a plate of citrus redfin fillet, a plate of citrus redfin fillet, a plate of citrus redfin fillet, a plate of citrus redfin fillet, a plate of citrus redfin fillet, a plate of fried firecracker chicken, a plate of garnished vertani fingers, a plate of garnished vertani fingers, a plate of garnished vertani fingers, a plate of garnished vertani fingers, a plate of garnished vertani fingers, a plate of garnished vertani fingers, a plate of lightly seared tuna with orange glaze, a plate of lightly seared tuna with orange glaze, a plate of lightly seared tuna with orange glaze, a plate of lightly seared tuna with orange glaze, a plate of lightly seared tuna with orange glaze, a plate of noodles, meat, and sauteed vegetables, a plate of noodles, meat, and sauteed vegetables, a plate of squid ink spaghetti and grilled octopus, a plate of tortilla-wrapped, stuffed jalapenos, a plate of tortilla-wrapped, stuffed jalapenos, a platter of bread and meat around a bowl of sauce, a platter of bread and meat around a bowl of sauce, a platter of bread and meat around a bowl of sauce, a platter of chocolate-dipped butterflies, a platter of chocolate-dipped butterflies, a platter of chocolate-dipped butterflies, a platter of chocolate-dipped butterflies, a rousing bowl of warm apple risotto, a silver bowl bearing a large chocolate sphere, a silver bowl bearing a large chocolate sphere, a silver-rimmed bowl of clam bouillon and rice, a skewer of a rajamalan's hand, a skewer of a rajamalan's hand, a skewer of a rajamalan's hand, a skewer of a rajamalan's hand, a skewer of a rajamalan's hand, a skewer of a rajamalan's hand, a skewer of a rajamalan's hand, a skewer of a rajamalan's hand, a skewer of a rajamalan's hand, a small plate of tropical tuna tartare, a small plate of tropical tuna tartare, a small plate of tropical tuna tartare, a steaming bowl of ginseng chicken soup, a stuffed haunch of roasted suckling pig, a tiny strawberry and chocolate hazelnut cake, a volcanic cupcake sprinkled with cinnamon, a volcanic cupcake sprinkled with cinnamon, a volcanic cupcake sprinkled with cinnamon, a volcanic cupcake sprinkled with cinnamon, a volcanic cupcake sprinkled with cinnamon, a volcanic cupcake sprinkled with cinnamon, and a volcanic cupcake sprinkled with cinnamon have been returned to you.

Boy am I glad I wasn't doing anything important when that happened.

Kandra

You say in Cyrenese, "Fun fact."

You say in Cyrenese, "She has quite a crush on the cook."

Volunteer Fusto says, "Oh really?"

(quest stuff)

Fusto leaves to the north.

Fusto arrives from the north.

Volunteer Fusto says, "Fun fact, he's with a prostitute at the moment."

Morthif

Austere said:

Jhui said:

Your Deaths
To Adventurers : 7448

To Denizens    : 2316

To Misadventure: 240

YAY 10k deaths finally.

Need an honors line now. 

....for the guy who struck the killing blow

Kinilan

Distressing images from Meropis override your senses as they depict the narrow
escape from death at sea of the crew of The Dannyl, captained by Silas.


Dannyl just went down on Silas.

Kinilan

NO DOUBLE POST HERE!

Krypton

The $64,000 question... Did Silas go down on Dannyl?

Morthif

Kinilan said:

NO DOUBLE POST HERE!

You sir are a liar

Ahmet

(Party): You say, "@MAKARIOS I SEE YOU."

(Party): Dunn says, "Remain sane, please."

(Party): You say, "Ah, yes."

(Party): You say, "Ignore that outburst."

*facepalm*

/suicide
/agree
/thread
/qq

Jinsun

As we're sitting around the Eschaton, waiting to hurl it into the Chaos Plane and probably watch our house get destroyed:

Message #12651      Sent by Vladd

8/23/18:32 Hello.  I was once in a member of the Occultists a long time ago, 

however, I left due to personal differences with another member.  I am 

interested in joining the house again.

Triak

You rip into the Spawn of the Unnamable Horror with your massive, deadly claws.
[Rage]: +6.2. Total: 10.4
H: 8983 (100%), M: 9092 (100%) 34704w, 38238e 44.7% [0%] e|cdk-  15:23:53.608
Ryldagh rips into the Spawn of the Unnamable Horror with his massive, deadly claws.
The Spawn of the Unnamable Horror has been slain by Ryldagh.


FeelsBadMan

Arditi

Message #5834       Sent by <redacted>
8/23/20:25 A curious situation has arisen, it seems. The entire Targossian military stands ready to..
 gods forbid, aid you and yours in your fight against the Spawn. No questions asked or answered. We
help you kill it, and then we leave you to what is left of your city.

Message #5835       Sent by Arditi
8/23/20:25 (To <redacted>): HONOURS FULL RYLDAGH. You're like a blister, showing up after the work is
done.

Ahmet

4 rounds it took us.


Message was 21,000 chars too long to spoiler, so here.

http://pastebin.com/5FQu6e9G

Brean

Ahmet said:

4 rounds it took us.


Message was 21,000 chars too long to spoiler, so here.

http://pastebin.com/5FQu6e9G

That deathsight spam, so ridic.  GJ though, excited to see how this plays out

Tharvis

Though this being possesses a humanoid form, it is bent and twisted at unnatural angles. Midnight-blue skin runs taut over a skeletal frame, the deformed bone structure standing out starkly. The spine is bent, arcing the creature backward to be nearly parallel to the ground beneath, while the arms dangle uselessly straight down. The orb-like head lacks all common anatomy aside from an unnaturally wide maw, which hangs open and emits a constant, rattling groan with each laboured breath. Numerous tentacles regularly break through the skin with a wrenching squelch, undulating hypnotically before receding back beneath the skin.

He weighs 0 ounce(s).

the new occultist entity, looks soo weird

Dunn

I wanna put my d-

Nevermind.

Ryldagh

You grasp the corpse of the Spawn of the Unnamable Horror in your claws as you tear the hapless body in two. Gore drips slowly from your maw as you consume the mutilated remains, savouring the still-warm organs.