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Cynlael

3980h, 3678m, 0R (exkdbE) [[yourmum]|] (11:33:04.58)-relics status

Name                                Location                                      

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Luckbinder                          Held by Seragorn

the Rageblade                       Held by Seragorn

the Golden Braid                    Held by Seragorn

Earthshaker                         Held by Zsarachnor, the Vampire Lord

Bloodletter                         Held by Diamon

the Mindring                        Held by the Grandmaster of the Quisalis

the Dragon Bow                      Held by Yuthka, the daemonic serpent

Paincatcher                         Held by Qwindor

the War Veil                        Held by Seragorn

the Eye of Discord                  Held by the Grandmaster of the Quisalis

Soulfinder                          Held by Seragorn

the Gauntlet of the Roaring Wave    Held by Zsarachnor, the Vampire Lord

Lifegiver                           Held by Seragorn

Huskmaker                           Held by Zsarachnor, the Vampire Lord

the Equilibrium Gem                 Held by Seragorn

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3980h, 3678m, 0R (exkdbE) [[yourmum]|] (11:33:09.64)-

Settle down...

Tahquil

I was looking in the forums archives for how I actually got dragon but I came across this instead and admittedly laughed at my own wit.

For those who remember, the 'Mhaldor ruined Christmas' ordeal.

At the SuperBowl Stadium.
The stands are filled with screaming fans, spilled beer and half-eaten hotdogs. There are 2 rival football teams grunting with effort here. There is a gourp of musicians failing spectacularly here.
You see exits to the north and south.

In the distance you perceive a large blimp heading towards your location.

As the blimp descends on the stadium you can make out the words "Mhaldor Inc." painted on its side.

A large blimp arrives from the north.

The blimp lands on the turf with a jolt before a mhun in a black cloak disembarks.

Sabiru disembarks a large blimp.

Sabiru picks up the football.

Sabiru boards a large blimp.

The blimp slowly rises into the air and glides off to the south.

Mhaldor has ruined the Superbowl!

SlyViolin wrote:

Your house.
Your stuff is here, all of it. 
You see exits to the east (door) and south (door).

Batista arrives from the east.

Batista gives you a firm slap across the cheek.

Batista leaves to the south.

A door to the south closes with a click.

Mhaldor has ruined Monday!

Melodie

Chatting with Ruth a bit about ministry runnings, concerns/thoughts, and potential proposals...

Ruth tells you, "Either way, keep up the good job. I will speak with you again."



Today is a good day. 

Natliya

"And dear daughter, I want you to know..."
Multislash Zemara
You have slain Zemara
"...Farewell, mother."
Zemara tells you, "...dysfunctional relationships suck."

Inuad

Enemies of the City of Cyrene:

Total: 0

Austere

Inuad said:

Enemies of the City of Cyrene:

Total: 0

Keep us posted: who is the first person to get enemied again? 

Cooper

Me. I won.

You raise your scimitar over your head and begin to swing it in a wide circle, gaining speed as you 

go.

(p) 5879h, 4942m, 24350e, 19825w  edb -

Skye says with a muddled Thalassian accent, "Bad Cooper."

(p) 5879h, 4942m, 24350e, 19825w  edb -

You have recovered balance on all limbs. (1.878s)

(p) 5879h, 4942m, 24370e, 19825w  exdb -

You dodge nimbly aside as sticky webbing sprays out from Verrucht.

(p) 5879h, 4942m, 24370e, 19825w  exdb -

"Cool!" Zuko exclaims at you.

(p) 5879h, 4942m, 24370e, 19825w  exdb -

Jinsun says to Verrucht in a delicate and discerning voice, "I was trying to protect you."

(p) 5879h, 4942m, 24370e, 19825w  exdb -

You begin to bear down on Verrucht, preparing to destroy him.

(p) 5879h, 4942m, 24370e, 19825w  exdb -

Verrucht says in an urbane voice, "Whoops."

(p) 5879h, 4942m, 24390e, 19825w  exdb -

Zenui gives you a pained sigh.

(p) 5879h, 4942m, 24390e, 19825w  exdb -

A deathly calm descends upon your surroundings as Jinsun draws himself up regally, eyes gleaming 

with murderous intent.

(p) 

(svo): Careful: Jinsun started devour!

5879h, 4942m, 24390e, 19825w  exdb -

"Heh heh heh," Adaele chuckles.                                          (Jinsun devouring someone)

(p) 5879h, 4942m, 24410e, 19825w  exdb -                                 (Jinsun devouring someone)

Kei leaves to the west.                                                  (Jinsun devouring someone)

(p) 5879h, 4942m, 24410e, 19825w  exdb -                                 (Jinsun devouring someone)

Screaming out a warcry of pure strength, you bring your scimitar crashing straight down on 

Verrucht's head. With a power that seems to come from on high, you cleave asunder his entire body, 

from head to groin, splitting him in two and killing him instantly.(Jinsun devouring someone)

You have slain Verrucht.     

He enemied after but I'm too lazy to copy it. But then unenemied

Trilliana

2015/08/08 03:23:14 - Verrucht declared Cooper to be a formal enemy. Reason: idiot.
2015/08/08 03:23:55 - Verrucht declared that Cooper is no longer an enemy. Reason: We'll forgive you again.

Skye

You are holding:

Readables:

   book223425          an ivory leather breviary of the Bloodsworn

   book328231          a small handbook bound in indigo linen

put 328231 in bookshelf

Only written materials, generally limited to books, journals, and manuscripts, are accepted by the Library.

Apparently religious Targossian drivel isn't considered Real Literature by the LSA (Librarian's Society of Achaea). 

Krypton

Trilliana said:

2015/08/08 03:23:14 - Verrucht declared Cooper to be a formal enemy. Reason: idiot.
2015/08/08 03:23:55 - Verrucht declared that Cooper is no longer an enemy. Reason: We'll forgive you again.

Cyrene is the new Divine Order of Tarah!

Atalkez

Entering the main gate of Ashtan.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. A furry
little humgii sits here, a hungry expression in his wide eyes. A ladder of long, soft leaves
comprises a wispy Weaver's Fern along the ground. There are 2 Shadow Amazons here. A gleaming wooden
sign is posted here. Polished marble gleaming, the Effigy of Victory resides here, a testament to
the favour of the Great Mother. A sentry of the Vanguard maintains his vigil, a flame-blackened
bardiche planted beside him. A thick stone slab stained with dried blood looms here, tainting the
area with the profane worship of Babel. Wielding his hammer, a great granite statue of the ice giant,
 Oughlor stands sentinel. The impressive black and gold city gates of Ashtan tower above you.
Casually sending electricity to dance between the fingers of her iron gauntlet, a smirking War Witch
of Ashtan stands guard. Encased in gold-plated armour, a knight of the Illuminati stands motionless
in silent vigil. Observing from high above the ground is a reticulated giraffe. Playing endlessly
with its long floppy ears, a small burro stands here quietly. A stone gargoyle flies overhead on
leathery, grey wings.  Shadow Child Eirani Cobra, Wildfire is here, hidden. Her features are
obscured by a mask. She wields an iron-tipped whip in her left hand and a sharp dirk in her right.
You may ENTER SUBDIVISION from here.
You see exits leading north, northeast, south, and northwest.
A War Witch pinches you on your behind, obviously testing for firmness.

Eirani grins mischievously at you.

Eirani points accusingly at a War Witch.

A War Witch brushes her hair vainly.

Eirani flashes a breathtakingly beautiful smile.

You say to a War Witch in a silky, smooth tenor voice, "You want some? Meet me at Fire and Spice
later."

You wink conspiratorially at a War Witch.
A War Witch brushes her hair vainly.

Skye

On the clouds (indoors).

A ladder of long, soft leaves comprises a wispy Weaver's Fern along the ground. An obsidian eye sigil is here.

You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west, 

northwest, up, down, and in.

(ex) {4884hp|4587mp|21100e|19748wp}{cdbk|} |Hanai ()| 0.8%XP (18:21:18.553) no line 

outwalkto sea lion cove

You are too far away from the eternal sea to walk there automatically.

That would've been a very tragic accident if I could've, but still...  

Synbios

"I must break you," Shunsui intones ominously to Serenie, a little snow-white dove.

Shunsui picks up Serenie, a little snow-white dove.

Delighted, Serenie, a little snow-white dove presses herself into Shunsui's cupped hands, cooing softly.

Arditi

Synbios said:

"I must break you," Shunsui intones ominously to Serenie, a little snow-white dove.

Shunsui picks up Serenie, a little snow-white dove.

Delighted, Serenie, a little snow-white dove presses herself into Shunsui's cupped hands, cooing softly.

I phased in there once and fed Serenie to a humgii.

You're welcome, Cyrene.

Shunsui

Humgii doesn't work, she just jumps out of it's mouth, I've tried so many times

Morthif

Shunsui said:

Humgii doesn't work, she just jumps out of it's mouth, I've tried so many times

It's actually really cute and funny but @Silvarien doesn't like it so I can't do it. Also Serenie is usually in Targ these days.

Halos

(Targossas): Ceer says, "Donglats, Dannyl."
(Argent Ward): Silas says, "Lmfao."

Titonus

Your voice sizzles as you tell @Elazar, "Istarion isn't so bad."

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==        !!!BALANCE BACK!!!        ==

===============================(3.395s)

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== GUT: Vargalast Megurun, Revered Counsellor!!

===============================================

!!!You have scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL hit!!!

[Rage]: +5.7. Total: 436.0

   2867(34%)H, 100%M, 99%E, 98%W edb- 0

  <35.3%-260><70%><182093><3%>

A knight of the King's Guard thrusts his sword directly towards you with a swift, graceful 

motion, and you are unable to move away before the blade sinks deep into your flesh.

A shroud of crimson electricity descends upon you, shocking your body relentlessly.

A knight of the King's Guard reverses his sword, smashing the blunted, hilted end into your 

face.

You have been slain by a knight of the King's Guard.

Your starburst tattoo flares as the world is momentarily tinted red.

corpse spam

Elazar laughingly tells you in Mhaldorian, "As you die."


LOL

Sarathai

Titonus said:

[Rage]: +5.7. Total: 436.0

That's a lot of unused rage.

Titonus

Sarathai said:

Titonus said:

[Rage]: +5.7. Total: 436.0

That's a lot of unused rage.

I forget I have it most of the time.

Tesha

4340h (100%), 5218m (99%), 100%w exEdbr-  03:49:05.89    ql

Centre of Silverbright Square.

The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. There are 2 Riverwall bow-maidens here. Graceful 

arcs of water stream from an immense fountain, in the centre of which is poised an 

alabaster angel. Imaan, Priestess of Targossas pauses in silent prayer. Lambent energy 

pulses around the skeletal frame of a Naxian mistweaver. A runic totem is planted solidly 

in the ground. Billowing motes of gold and ivory flare about the form of Lumine, humgii of 

Light. An attentive Duskmere brawler stands ready with his halberd, his keen eyes missing 

nothing. Gripping a broadsword, a Shornwall defender crouches slightly in anticipation. A 

dyed gold poster bearing the title "Festival of Dawn 691" has been hung here. There are 2 

ivory streamer here. A large banner hangs over the square emblazoned with the words, 

"Today's event will be: Opening Ceremony - Daedalan 19th" Hungry tendrils of ruby light 

flick out from the depths of a raging bonfire, extending far into the sky. Sinister in its 

resolute inertia, an imposing, bridled crocodile is settled here. Spreading its majestic 

golden wings, a giant eagle searches the ground with piercing eyes. There are 3 guardian 

angels here. Serenity cloaks the form of Orald, a battle pegasus, his posture alert and 

battle-ready. Dark eyes gleaming with mischief, a wiry polecat kit scurries about the area.

 Magnificent and terrible, a towering green wyvern surveys her surroundings with a haughty,

 serpentine glare.  Sir Morthif Aristata, Righteous Purifier is riding on Orald, a battle 

pegasus. His features are obscured by a mask. He wields Kavacha, an Aalen redwood shield 

in his left hand and a Logosian longsword in his right. Dawnlord Dannyl Maynard is riding 

on a menacing green wyvern. His features are obscured by a mask. He wields an ebony shield 

in his right hand. Eminence Halos Vorondil is here. He wields a ranger's bow in both hands.

 Aarashi Shamshir Synbios Hagane, Blade Singularity is here. Eminent Master Siduri 

Azagnanna, the Phantom Asp is here. She wields a Viper's Coil in her left hand and a 

Shield of Absorption bearing the arms of Siduri in her right. The Silver Dragon Azelhu's 

imposing form looms. The Red Dragon Xykon's imposing form looms. Ashelynne Wintermourne, 

Ivory Apostle is here. She wields an Odyssean mace in her right hand. Activist Carmilla 

Tepes is here. Her face is partially concealed beneath a raised hood. The Silver Dragon 

Jadys' imposing form looms. Glorious Brogeta, the Heathensmasher is here. He wields an 

Odyssean mace in his left hand and a lightweight kite shield in his right. Renato, of 

Targossas is here. He wields a cavalry shield in his left hand. Predicant Kasya Shu'in, 

the Innocent is here. She wields an Auroran Mace in her left hand and a Shield of 

Absorption in her right.

You see exits leading north, east, south, and west.

Everyone's here waiting for @Aodfionn to log in for the opening ceremony, because he's going to give part of the opening speech... he finally logs in, and we get started:

Eminence Halos Vorondil says in Targossian, "Dawnlord?"

Halos nods at Dannyl.

Eminence Halos Vorondil says in Targossian, "A few words to start us off?"

Dannyl nods.

Dannyl says in a clear voice, "Good evening, citizens."

Dannyl says in a clear voice, "It warms my heart to see so many of the faithful gathered to celebrate the founding of our noble city."

Dannyl says in a clear voice, "Before the games begin, let us give praise to the Bloodsworn for every blessing They have bestowed upon us. May the Light and Fire lead, and we never fail to follow."

Dannyl bows his head in silent prayer.

Raising his head, Dannyl turns to address the crowd once more.

Dannyl says in a clear voice, "I know times have been rough, citizens, and much work is ahead of us. I will not lie to you - we have faltered on our path, and we must work diligently to return the Light to its former glory."

(Targossas): Aodfionn says, "Hold up getting pulled over."

(Targossas): Aodfionn says, "Disregard."

Aodfionn grows still and his lips begin to move silently.

Aodfionn is enveloped in translucent fire for a moment and is gone, his soul safe until he returns to Achaea.

Skye

Note to self, Aodfionn is an unsafe driver. Never getting into a car with him.

Sarathai

Skye said:

Note to self, Aodfionn is an unsafe driver. Never getting into a car with him.

On the other hand, he seems to be a very dedicated Achaean.

Seftin

forwarding transcript to loca police department

Vayne

You say in a warm, confident voice, "How in hell did they destroy the Crossroads with the guards still here?"

Pharaus says with a heavy Eleusian accent, "Sorry it was me I fell and knocked a bunch of crap over, one thing led to another."

You shake your head.

You pat Pharaus in a friendly manner.

You say in a warm, confident voice, "It is ok."

Rinku says in Hashani in a deep, gruff voice, "No clue...I woke up and there were a tank here and no one round...."

You peer at Ze'thya, the chimeric dragon unscrupulously.
Ze'thya, the chimeric dragon shrugs helplessly at you.

Jukilian

Vayne said:

You peer at Ze'thya, the chimeric dragon unscrupulously.
Ze'thya, the chimeric dragon shrugs helplessly at you.

Best part

Raem

Some inspirational messages:
---

(Heartwood): Tearstorm says, "Take pleasure in the joy of another today."

(Heartwood): Tearstorm says, "If that doesn't make you smile, try killing their pony."
---

(Eleusis): Raynor says, "Joy is an illusion."

  

(Eleusis): Raynor says, "There is only grumpitude."

Synbios

See, someone tried to blackmail me with one of my old activities. But I have a countermeasure for it - it's not blackmail if everyone else knows it already. Thusly, I post this shameful record of my shameful actions:

Part 1:

zaoria wrote:

Synbios once killed all of Mhaldor's guards with nothing more than a toothbrush, an empty sandwich bag, and a 'Pentharian is my Co-Pilot' bumper sticker.

Synbios wrote:

Iseria tells you, "Your execution is scheduled to be one hour from now, dear Templar. Make peace with your beloved Te'Serra, for They apparently have abandoned you."

You are thrown into a cell, and the door slams shut as the lock clicks in place.
Holding cell(Mhaldor)
A wad of chewed myrrh is lodged in the corner of the room, having been discarded by its previous owner. A dusty silk pillow sits on the floor, stained by what appear to be blood, sweat and tears of ages past. A tiny bowl sits there, holding a meal fit for a beggar. The corpse of a black rat lies here, the fire in its eyes having gone out. 

There are no obvious exits.

Glancing into your Rift, you see:
Nothing

You gurgle and retch, willing a hidden cavity in your stomach to surrender its hidden treasure.

You are holding:
a mithril band

You look around about yourself, muttering "Hmm!"

You get a wad of chewed myrrh.

You get a dusty silk pillow.

You get a prisoner's last meal.

You get the corpse of a black rat.

You mutter, "Hm, if I stick some myrrh on the bottom of the bowl..."

-meanwhile-

(Shallam): Eschilde says, "Anyone able to locate Synbios?"
(Shallam): Thiev says, "Nothing on veilglance."
(Shallam): Lyndee says, "Can't contact him through tells, either."
(Shallam): Eschilde says, "Damn. The execution's about to start."

From within the Isle of the West, a giant beam of light thunders upward, 
followed by horrified screams as a hole is blasted through the walls of 
the Baelgrim Fortress.

READLOG MHALDOR:

2010/12/17 19:02:03 - Synbios has slain Mhaldorus, the colossal daemon.
2010/12/17 19:02:03 - Synbios has slain an infernal wraith.
2010/12/17 19:02:03 - Synbios has slain an ominous lich.
2010/12/17 19:02:03 - Synbios has slain a naga assassin.
2010/12/17 19:02:03 - Synbios has slain a naga assassin.
2010/12/17 19:02:03 - Synbios has slain a naga assassin.
2010/12/17 19:02:03 - Synbios has slain a naga assassin.
2010/12/17 19:02:03 - Synbios has slain a naga assassin.
2010/12/17 19:02:03 - Synbios has slain a naga assassin.
2010/12/17 19:02:03 - Synbios has slain an ominous lich.
2010/12/17 19:02:03 - Synbios has slain an ominous lich.
2010/12/17 19:02:03 - Synbios has slain an ominous lich.
2010/12/17 19:02:03 - Synbios has slain an ominous lich.
-continues on for a few more pages...-
2010/12/17 19:02:03 - Synbios has slain a large school of piranha.

(Shallam) You say, "Hm, that was unexpected. I appear to have used too much myrrh."

The Divine voice of Phaestus, the Smith echoes in your head, "You built a deathray and you never even told Me? For shame!"

Phaestus, the Smith has bestowed His Divine truedisfavour on you. It will last for approximately 12 Achaean days.

The Divine voice of Apollyon, the Suffering echoes in your head, "I hate you so very, very, very much."

Apollyon, the Suffering has bestowed His Divine truedisfavour on you. It will last for approximately 12 Achaean days.

The Divine voice of Lorielan, the Enlightened echoes in your head, "Myrrh
makes for a poor death ray energy source when chewed. You insult Me when your alchemical skills leave much to be desired."

Lorielan, the Enlightened has bestowed Her Divine truedisfavour on you. It
will last for approximately 12 Achaean days.

The Divine voice of Miramar, the Just echoes in your head, "You got out in five minutes, thirty seconds. You're getting sloppy today, young Templar."

Miramar, the Just has bestowed Her Divine truedisfavour on you. It will last for approximately 12 Achaean days.

Synbios

Part 2: 

Synbios wrote:
Hmm...all that truedisfavouring has lowered my skills quite a bit. Unfortunate.

Your mastery of Bricolage has given you the following abilities:<br>PrepTime Ready your mind and your tools.<br>Lint Pocket filth or tinder material?<br>FoldPaper Never underestimate the power of ten or more folds.<br>Improvise Construct tools out of everyday objects.<br>Toothpick Can be jammed between the teeth or into a lock.<br>DoubleJoint Nimble fingers make for slippery opponents.<br>PaperMask Nobody will recognize you now.<br>Cloth Handkerchief or murder weapon?<br>ImproWeapon Improvise your kills.<br>Mirror Spy tool or energy focus?<br>String The detritus of cloth sheets.<br>Bombs Detonate your way to victory!<br>DuctTape The universal tool.<br>

Good thing I have a copy of the complete ability list:
<br>Your mastery of Bricolage has given you the following abilities:<br>PrepTime Ready your mind and your tools.<br>Lint Pocket filth or tinder material?<br>FoldPaper Never underestimate the power of ten or more folds.<br>Improvise Construct tools out of everyday objects.<br>Toothpick Can be jammed between the teeth or into a lock.<br>DoubleJoint Nimble fingers make for slippery opponents.<br>PaperMask Nobody will recognize you now.<br>Cloth Handkerchief or murder weapon?<br>ImproWeapon Improvise your kills.<br>Mirror Spy tool or energy focus?<br>String The detritus of cloth sheets.<br>Bombs Detonate your way to victory!<br>DuctTape The universal tool.<br>Paperclip Flexible, like your mind<br>Lockpick No door is safe from you.<br>Nails Painful surprises for your inventions.<br>GutCavity Your body is a hiding place.<br>BreakJoint Sometimes, escape is worth a little pain.<br>RottenFood Give your inventions a little spice.<br>Traps Surprise your pursuers.<br>Springs Upgrade your inventions with these.<br>Aglets Their true purpose is sinister.<br>Nuke With the right string, cities will tremble.<br>IndyPloy Plan? We'll make it up as we go along.

Boosteya

Liliana's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
Liliana steps forward nimbly and slams her forehead towards Faur.
Liliana connects.
Vision becomes nearly impossible as a blizzard blurs the world to uniform white.
(Solitaires Amicaux): Vayla says, "Blaez asked where sleik was, i said i dont know."
(Solitaires Amicaux): Vayla says, "He gasped."
"Heh heh heh," Liliana chuckles.
Faur steps forward nimbly and slams his forehead towards Liliana.
Liliana dodges the blow.
Faur puts his hands on his hips and goes "Hmmm!"
Liliana snickers softly to herself.
Faur steps forward nimbly and slams his forehead towards Liliana.
Faur connects.
Faur says with a gruff, Dwarven accent, "There we go."
Liliana says with a clear, lilting accent, "That barely tickled."
Faur nods his head slowly, looking very wise.

<i>Context: </i>I explained to @Liliana and @Faur about what I call Mhaldorian hugs: an exchange of nonafflicting damage between two Mhaldorians in Mhaldor (who might otherwise just hug, but... PDA laws.

This scene at Cyrene's crossroads followed.