Memorable quotes

Ruth

I couldn't stop laughing for a straight minute.

Aerek

Hey, when you're combat support and the arrows start flying, Shawty gets low, low, low.

Aelios

Atalkez said:

A random person that ganks me in Annwyn won't get retribution in that manner.

A Mark that plants a totem on a honours mob, is an entirely different matter.

You have slain Atalkez.

Atalkez

Aelios said:

Atalkez said:

A random person that ganks me in Annwyn won't get retribution in that manner.

A Mark that plants a totem on a honours mob, is an entirely different matter.

You have slain Atalkez.

Out of context. Pic2pruv

Aelios

Atalkez said:

Aelios said:

Atalkez said:

A random person that ganks me in Annwyn won't get retribution in that manner.

A Mark that plants a totem on a honours mob, is an entirely different matter.

You have slain Atalkez.

Out of context. Pic2pruv

Atalkez

Looks photo-shopped to me.

Fail

Ruth

Was shown this:

Small flakes of white float through your field of vision here and there. A bayberry tree grows here.
Covered with spines, a hawthorn bush is growing. A mining camp has been established here, dominated
by a small stronghold in its center. A small wooden sign is here.
You see exits leading north, northeast, south, and west.

You read what is written on a small wooden sign:
Noone currently has control of this stronghold.

HMMMMM.

Jonathin

Everybody just needs to stop using "noone" or "no one". 

Oceana

Jonathin said:

EveryNobody just needs to stop useing "noone" or "no one". 

Jonathin

gtfo u dirty person u

Hasar

You see that Tesha has recently defiled this shrine, and you receive a writ against her on behalf of your Order.

Type WRITS to see it, and WRIT YIELD # if you wish to yield the writ to your Divine Order. See HELP WRITS for more information.

Tesha takes the corpse of a fairy Knight of Sidhe from a luminous ivory jaguar.

Tesha makes her offering, praying for the shrine's defilement and risking the anger of Sartan.

Tesha takes the corpse of a fairy Knight of Sidhe from a luminous ivory jaguar.

Tesha makes her offering, praying for the shrine's defilement and risking the anger of Sartan.

x30 etc.

Found this to be hilarious. 10/10.

Tesha

Slightly related, blackwind choke should give a failure message like kai choke.

The noxious wind attempts to slip inside your lungs, but you are holding your breath and it is unable to penetrate.

The noxious wind attempts to slip inside your lungs, but you are holding your breath and it is unable to penetrate.

The noxious wind attempts to slip inside your lungs, but you are holding your breath and it is unable to penetrate.

The noxious wind attempts to slip inside your lungs, but you are holding your breath and it is unable to penetrate.

The noxious wind attempts to slip inside your lungs, but you are holding your breath and it is unable to penetrate.

The noxious wind attempts to slip inside your lungs, but you are holding your breath and it is unable to penetrate.

It's been like 5 minutes now.

Mishgul

even artied I don't think I can last 5 mins in blackwind. I am jealous

Skye

(The Midnight Crew): Hasar says, "Your corpse will be used well."
(p) (ex) {0hp|4209mp|20870e|17276wp}{|} |Animal (35%)| 37%XP (23:32:43.193) no line out
Befogged oaks and cedars.
Cunning golden eyes glint from the pitch-black face of a feral-looking wolf lurking here. A crystalline golem stands here. There are 6 ginseng roots in a group here. A single grain of sand lies here. Curled into a rigid ball, the corpse of a moon bear cools here. The twisted remains of Skye lie here.
You see exits leading northeast, south, and southwest.
(p) (ex) {0hp|4209mp|20870e|17276wp}{|} |Animal (35%)| 37%XP (23:32:48.180) no line out
(The Midnight Crew): Ruth says, "Hail sartan."
(p) (ex) {0hp|4209mp|20870e|17276wp}{|} |Animal (35%)| 37%XP (23:32:48.934) no line out
A cunning black wolf begins to tend to his wounds.
(p) (ex) {0hp|4209mp|20870e|17276wp}{|} |Animal (35%)| 37%XP (23:32:53.782) no line out
(The Midnight Crew): You say, "You left my corpse behind rofl."
(p) (ex) {0hp|4209mp|20870e|17276wp}{|} |Animal (35%)| 37%XP (23:32:54.073) no line out
Your mana drains away as you concentrate on maintaining a link with the living.
(p) (ex) {0hp|4059mp|20870e|17276wp}{|} |Animal (35%)| 37%XP (23:32:55.509) no line out(-150m, 3.3%)
(The Midnight Crew): Hasar says, "Oh shit."

Tharvis

Inuad has been crushed to death in a mine collapse.

it is no longer an urban legend!

Inuad

Damn @Tharvis you're quick.

You step into the darkened entrance of your raw bone mine.

8085h 8159m 35744e 32720w B D C K  XX|EE      17:42:48.038

The darkened entrance of a mine (indoors).

8085h 8159m 35720e 32708w B D C K  XX|EE      17:42:52.097

You have been slain by misadventure.

Tharvis

a rare view from before funds are assigned! I personally find this line hilarious (totally taking @Makarios his advice to not trust the bankers!)


Your House is apparently as poor as a humgii with nothing to chomp.

Ahmet

Tabor, the Sugardown announcer says, "As the pack is coming out of the first turn, Bubble and Squeak's jockey throws a banana peel just ahead of Work It, causing it to almost go down, and Bubble and Squeak takes the lead! I wonder how the CIJ is going to feel about this unauthorized use of their weapons?"

Synbios

A Shin-enhanced leap flings you high into the air. You extend one knee downwards as you begin to fall, squarely striking a cursed phantasm and driving him to the ground as you land.

You have scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL hit!!!

You have slain a cursed phantasm, retrieving the corpse.

A small blood ruby shard tumbles out of the corpse of a cursed phantasm.

A large pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.

Achilles

Achilles is 500 years old today!

Jarrod

5568h|91%, 5108m|99%, 99%e, 74%w cexkdb@ 0 - 02:00:33.134 

Narrowing your eyes, you squint off toward the north.

Quiet terminus of Silverveil Promenade.

The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A rune shaped like a 

butterfly has been sketched into the ground here (nairat: transfix). A rune like an open eye has been 

sketched into the ground here (wunjo: cure blind).

Sacred Steel (indoors).

Everything about you is obscured by a heavy fog.  Sir Morthif Aristata, Righteous Purifier is riding 

on Orald, a battle pegasus. His features are obscured by a mask. He wields Kavacha, an Aalen redwood 

shield in his left hand and a Logosian longsword in his right. Carmell Bayt Al-Azhan, Caefir 

Priestess is here, focusing on dismantling a metal tank. Judicator Austere Lucoster is here. His 

features are obscured by a mask. He wields a Velocity Bow in both hands. Predicant Tvistor 

Wintermourne is here, phased. He wields an iron-tipped whip in his left hand and an ivory handled 

punching dirk of blackened steel in his right. Glorious Brogeta, the Heathensmasher is here. He 

wields a spiritual mace in his left hand and a lightweight kite shield in his right. Unsworn Kavor 

Styphon is riding on a war horse. He wields a Targossian darkbow in both hands. Oathsworn Kyr is here.

 He wields an iron, notched broadsword in his left hand and a saw-edged Targossian tower shield in 

his right. You see a sign indicating there are WARES for sale here.

You can see no further.

5568h|91%, 5108m|99%, 99%e, 74%w cexkdb@ 0 - 02:00:33.706 

You are suddenly and unexpectedly pulled back into phase with reality.

You train your expert eye on Carmell and let fly an arrow with breathtaking precision.

Your arrow strikes true!

5873h|102%, 5145m|100%, 99%e, 74%w cekdb 0 - 02:00:44.444 

Narrowing your eyes, you squint off toward the north.

Quiet terminus of Silverveil Promenade.

The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A rune shaped like a 

butterfly has been sketched into the ground here (nairat: transfix). A rune like an open eye has been 

sketched into the ground here (wunjo: cure blind). A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. A 

bloodroot leaf lies here. Some irid moss has been left here. A piece of dried-out kelp has been left 

here. There are 16 patches of lumic moss in 16 groups here. There are 6 pieces of fruit in 6 groups 

here.

Sacred Steel (indoors).

Everything about you is obscured by a heavy fog. A sign here suggests you READ SIGN! A runic totem is 

planted solidly in the ground. Standing still as a statue, a blood steed has fixed its fiery red eyes 

on some movement in the distance. A stone gargoyle flies overhead on leathery, grey wings. Great 

waves of heat radiate from a metal tank, a torrent of flames raging within. A sigil in the shape of a 

small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. A shimmering orb lies here, illuminating the 

surrounding area with a slight glow. Serenity cloaks the form of Orald, a battle pegasus, his posture 

alert and battle-ready. A dark bay coursing horse dozes lightly here. A blue roan ambles about here, 

tail swishing. Crimson wings beating steadily to keep him aloft, a diminutive winged lizard hovers 

nearby. Aureate wings beating steadily to keep him aloft, a diminutive winged lizard hovers nearby. 

Regal and commanding, a Dardanic stallion watches over his surroundings. Washing behind her ears with 

one paw, a Kamleikan snow kitten sits here. There are 3 swift ghost bats here. Like a furry silver 

rock, a short-tailed chinchilla huddles here. There are 2 miniature snowy owls here. Emerald wings 

beating steadily to keep him aloft, a diminutive winged lizard hovers nearby. Puffing out his chest 

in an attempt to look tough, a young black boar eyes passers-by suspiciously. Romping about 

vigorously, a tundra wolf pup is a bundle of energy. The reflection from a spinning aventurine 

crystal egg catches your eye as it floats here. A yellow-bellied marmot whistles to himself as he 

scurries rapidly about. Wings flaring, a pegasus tosses his regal head impatiently. A war horse 

stands here, stamping impatiently. A fierce tiger prowls restlessly nearby.  Sir Morthif Aristata, 

Righteous Purifier is riding on Orald, a battle pegasus. His features are obscured by a mask. He 

wields Kavacha, an Aalen redwood shield in his left hand and a Logosian longsword in his right. 

Oathsworn Kyr is here. He wields an iron, notched broadsword in his left hand and a saw-edged 

Targossian tower shield in his right. Judicator Austere Lucoster is here. His features are obscured 

by a mask. He wields a Velocity Bow in both hands. Unsworn Kavor Styphon is riding on a war horse. He 

wields a Targossian darkbow in both hands. The Green Dragon Carmell's imposing form looms. You see a 

sign indicating there are WARES for sale here.

You can see no further.

5873h|102%, 5141m|99%, 99%e, 74%w cekdb 0 - 02:00:47.667 

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

2015/07/24 06:01:10 - One of your city's tanks has been disarmed.

Message #5161       Sent by <Targossian>

7/24/6:05 Was Morthif.

02:02:28 (The Midnight Crew): You say, "Who dismantled..."

02:02:38 (The Midnight Crew): Morthif says, "No one."

02:02:48 (The Midnight Crew): Carmell says, "Why would we tell you?"

02:02:54 (The Midnight Crew): You say, "Because I'm trying to see if there's a bug."

02:03:03 (The Midnight Crew): Carmell says, "No bug."

02:03:08 (The Midnight Crew): You say, "Ok, who dismantled?"

02:03:18 (The Midnight Crew): Carmell says, "Not saying but saying there was no bug."

02:03:27 (The Midnight Crew): You say, "Ok, that makes it 100% sound like there was a bug."

02:03:28 (The Midnight Crew): Achilles says, "What is the bug."

02:03:31 (The Midnight Crew): Atalkez says, "Wow why the ---- does it matter, just tell him."

02:03:34 (The Midnight Crew): Taraus says, "Lol."

02:03:35 (The Midnight Crew): You say, "Nobody was actively dismantling the tank."

02:03:37 (The Midnight Crew): You say, "And it got dismantled."

02:03:39 (The Midnight Crew): Taraus says, "Why is it a secret who dismantled."

02:03:50 (The Midnight Crew): Carmell says, "People were actively dismanteling the tank."

02:03:53 (The Midnight Crew): Morthif says, "Why do you want to know so bad."

02:03:59 (The Midnight Crew): Austere says, "4 of us in room that can dismantle..you sniped once.."

02:04:01 (The Midnight Crew): You say, "Because there's a bug and I want it fixed."

02:04:08 (The Midnight Crew): You say, "None of you were visibly dismantling."

02:04:09 (The Midnight Crew): You say, "Jfc."

02:04:11 (The Midnight Crew): You say, "Just say who."

02:04:18 (The Midnight Crew): Austere says, "Rofl."

02:04:21 (The Midnight Crew): Tahquil says, "If you think it's a bug just bug it."

02:04:26 (The Midnight Crew): Carmell says, "You only sniped one person that was dismantling."

02:04:27 (The Midnight Crew): You say, "I want to see what overrode the message."

02:04:28 (The Midnight Crew): Atalkez says, "He can't if he doesn't have proof."

02:04:36 (The Midnight Crew): You say, "Ok, were you all dismantling?"

02:04:40 (The Midnight Crew): Tahquil says, "He can and the admin can look into it."

02:04:42 (The Midnight Crew): You say, "Because then there are multiple ugs."

02:05:15 (The Midnight Crew): You say, "There is nothing more suspicious than trying to 100% avoid information when a bug is looking into."

02:05:18 (The Midnight Crew): Taraus says, "I'm not certainly I get what the big secret is."

02:05:29 (The Midnight Crew): Taraus says, "Like, bug or not, why would you hide who dismantled?"

02:05:32 (The Midnight Crew): Carmell says, "Why would we tell you who can dismantle."

02:05:37 (The Midnight Crew): Taraus says, "Uh."

02:05:38 (The Midnight Crew): Achilles says, "---- you Jarrod, always accusing people of bug abuse."

02:05:40 (The Midnight Crew): Carmell says, "When you would know who to snipe next time?"

02:05:42 (The Midnight Crew): Tahquil says, "Just ----ing bug it."

02:05:46 (The Midnight Crew): You say, "Seriously?"


TL;DR Tank dismantled 23 seconds after I checked that nobody was actively dismantling it, figure it's probably a bug that some message is overriding it since dismantle is 1m channeled, ask on TMC who it was making my intent clear.

When I asked for really non-secret info on an OOC clan (I could have just checked logs on website if I wanted to take the time...) to help figuring out/putting in a bug, and this is the response, can you really be surprised when I think these people intentionally use bugs?

Tvistor

I dunno about that, but I would confidently vouch that they're (like most of Achaea) predominantly nice people who wouldn't do anything of the sort. I'd interpret that as the usual levels of pointless hostility that crops in games between competing factions.

More importantly, that quote isn't even memorable. 

Morthif

Sorry but why would anyone trust you?

Skye

I have a better one from the same conversation:

(The Midnight Crew): Jarrod says, "Sir Morthif Aristata, Righteous Purifier is riding on Orald, a battle pegasus. His features are obscured by a mask. He wields Kavacha, an Aalen redwood shield in his left hand and a Logosian longsword in his right."

(The Midnight Crew): Jarrod says, "Oh hey, not visibly dismantling."

(The Midnight Crew): Jarrod says, "Thanks for telling me guys so I can get a bug fixed."

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "Maybe you can't tell because he's wearing a mask and hiding behind his horse while he's doing it."

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "He's just leaning over his saddle."

(The Midnight Crew): Jarrod says, "A bug is a bug, I want to get it fixed."

(The Midnight Crew): Jarrod says, "Pretty hilarious Targ refuses to help fix bugs they're benefiting from."

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "In the first place, is that really Morthif. What if it's just some guy dressed up as him while Morthif's secretly dismantling behind the horse's butt."

(The Midnight Crew): Taraus says, "Tbf, dude IS wearing a mask."

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "I mean, you can't tell he's wearing a mask."

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "Lol."

(The Midnight Crew): Tahquil says, "A morthif mask."

(The Midnight Crew): Seragorn says, "Maybe the horse was the one dismantling."

(The Midnight Crew): Seragorn says, "And Morthif was simply the sexy distraction."

(The Midnight Crew): Taraus says, "Will focus my sniping on horse next time."

Atalkez

Didn't need to trust him on anything. Was a simple question and a simple answer. The responses were childlike and uncalled for, imo.

Morthif

yes tell us who dismantled the tank something we can't get without violating seconds abuse so we know who to snipe first next time. Right

Saeva

Morthif said:

yes tell us who dismantled the tank something we can't get without violating seconds abuse so we know who to snipe first next time. Right

what

Klendathu

Out of that whole exchange there are precisely no winners, just a lot of losers. Grow up.

If you think there's a bug, raise a bug report, not a forum post.

Atalkez

Morthif said:

yes tell us who dismantled the tank something we can't get without violating seconds abuse so we know who to snipe first next time. Right

There is no harm in knowing who dismantled the tank, considering it's very easy to see who -is- dismantling it, provided there are no bugs.

There was no reason for you to withhold the information, it gives the opposing team zero tactical advantage. You all were just being douches.

Jarrod

Carmell Bayt Al-Azhan, Caefir Priestess (female Elder Green Dragon).

She is an Arbiter in the army of Targossas.

Sir Morthif Aristata, Righteous Purifier (male Tsol'aa).

He is an Arbiter in the army of Targossas.

Are you really so unaware of the publicly available information that you think I need you to tell me who is capable of dismantling tanks in your army? I can find out via in-game commands. I was looking for information that I clearly stated, there were no visible dismantlers and the tank was dismantled anyways.