A hooked black beak and enormous blue eyes stand out amidst a puff of soft, fuzzy feathers, emphasising the newly fledged nature of this miniature snowy owl. Brilliant white dominates her colouring, punctuated by two small streaks of black on either side of her face. She is an awkward young bird, all eyes and wings, yet there is an uncanny depth to her vivid azure gaze. She is called 'Batholomew / Whom / Hooter / Swooper / Swivel / Squawky / Professor / Cacaw / Hopper / unnamed / unnamed / unnamed.'
[They all look] relatively helpless. [They all have] 100% health remaining. [They all weigh] about 2 pounds and 0 ounce(s). [They are all] loyal to Seftin. You see nothing in [them].
I might be laughing a little too hard at this, but it's almost 3 am, I'm exhausted, and not feeling well. Plus it has been an exceptionally dull sort of day (except when Lady Pandora came to visit, that was awesome).
(Checking out his arties because do want.)
He is a Chaos Lord and even though his goatee is neatly trimmed he still sports a ruggedly handsome look. Noticeable through his clothing his muscular arms which seem to almost hang clumsily at his sides as if he doesnt know what to do with them. His skin is the colour of a sun touched ravine and holds signs of his life as a hunter and fighter. Representing his house is a magnificent phoenix tattoo illustrated across his left arm and trailing off over his shoulder. Inked in brilliant reds and oranges the tail tapers off just over the shoulder. Scruffy shoulder length hair suits him to the ground, with natural highlights to break the dark brown colour. His hazel eyes seem to follow you with a showing of intelligence but mischievous look. Although six feet tall, he doesnt seem very intimidating, but a twinkle in his eye hints at something a little more evil and somewhat less harmless than your initial thoughts. Though slightly resembling a frog-like grook, he has an expanded skull and a chicken-like head and is covered with pocked skin.
He is wearing:
a Sash of Caymus,
a chain of black iron,
a suit of scale mail,
a Stygian pendant,
a set of mithril spurs,
a Torc of Telepathy,
an earring of Sinope through his left eyebrow,
a buckawn's amulet,
Gauntlets of the Aldar,
a Hood of the Sphinx,
a dragonskin pack,
a black silk-lined tarot deck,
a Collar of Agatheis,
Bracers of Frost,
a dragonskin quiver,
an ice-bound lesser vault,
a pair of Logosian Bracelets,
a Lasallian lyre,
Terrin'ukia's Monocle,
a serpentine keyring,
a mask of lifevision,
a Circlet of the Will,
an Aldar Diadem,
a debonair white top hat,
a shackle of Garash,
a glacial sapphire brooch,
an Anklet of Dashing,
a pair of suede desert boots,
spectacles of whitesight,
a mammoth tusk armband,
a Belt of Aegis, and
Bracers of Flame
You say in a silvery, elegant voice, "Oo you have chicken legs."
Seragorn struts proudly about the room.
"Heh heh heh," you chuckle.
Seragorn Rousseau says, "Chicken head actually."
(oops. Reading is hard at almost 3am when you're super exhausted, okay?)
Comprehension flashes across your face.
You nod your head emphatically.
You say in a silvery, elegant voice, "A BIG chicken head."
Seragorn Rousseau says, "Well I looked like a frog before.. now I'm a chickeny frog.. so its not so bad."
The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.
Seragorn Rousseau says, "Spotty big head chicken frog."
Seragorn nods his head slowly, looking very wise.
You say in a silvery, elegant voice, "I think that totally makes my day. That's hilarious."
Seragorn utters a deep, rumbling laugh.
Seragorn Rousseau says, "Only thing missing is elephantine legs."
Seragorn Rousseau says, "Think of how high my froggy jumps could go!"
You say in a silvery, elegant voice, "And gorilla arms or gorilla fur?"
Seragorn Rousseau says, "Arms I think."
You say in a silvery, elegant voice, "Scary."
Seragorn Rousseau says, "Cant have gorilla arms with chicken head tho,unfortunately."
Seragorn Rousseau says, "Shame, would be quite the fashion statement."
You say in a silvery, elegant voice, "I should ask Lady to help you defy Occie nature so you can have a chicken head with gorilla arms."
Seragorn Rousseau says, "No, its a gorilla body.."
Seragorn Rousseau says, "Actually, gorilla body replaces the expanded skull.."
Seragorn squeals in excitement.
Seragorn Rousseau says, "I can have it with chicken head!"
Seragorn wiggles his hips suggestively.
You snicker softly to yourself.
Seragorn Rousseau says, "And elephantine legs is separate.. so its technically possible to have chicken like head, gorilla like body and elephantine legs.. hot."
Seragorn Rousseau says, "Ooooh, or fluffy feathers."
You say in a silvery, elegant voice, "It's like a diabolical experiment putting together random animal parts to create a new breed of Seragorn."
Seragorn Rousseau says, "All on my already sexy frogman body."
You say in a silvery, elegant voice, "Yes. You should just look like that all the time."
Caught between jagged rocks and raging waters, Reshara's body becomes broken and battered beyond recognition. Caught between jagged rocks and raging waters, Kondar's body becomes broken and battered beyond recognition. Caught between jagged rocks and raging waters, Ghia's body becomes broken and battered beyond recognition. Caught between jagged rocks and raging waters, Achimrst's body becomes broken and battered beyond recognition. Caught between jagged rocks and raging waters, Iakimen's body becomes broken and battered beyond recognition. Caught between jagged rocks and raging waters, Reshara's body becomes broken and battered beyond recognition. Caught between jagged rocks and raging waters, Kondar's body becomes broken and battered beyond recognition. Caught between jagged rocks and raging waters, Achimrst's body becomes broken and battered beyond recognition.
And it doesn't matter what kind of flower it is, we'll water it and raise it right. It will attend a good greenhouse, find a good topsoil that's thick, dark, and handsome, and settle down into a nice pot of its own. And it will hang out with the roses, not those carnation bitches; those flowers are total posies if you ask me.
-- Grounded in but one perspective, what we perceive is an exaggeration of the truth.
(D.M.A.): Cooper says, "Kyrra is either the most innocent person in the world, or the girl who uses the most innuendo seemingly unintentionally but really on purpose."
And I love too Be still, my indelible friend That love soon might end You are unbreaking And be known in its aching Though quaking Shown in this shaking Though crazy Lately of my wasteland, baby That's just wasteland, baby
I stated that it makes no sense to consider it memorable or worth pointing out. He can't talk about it, I can't talk about it, and it no one's business. I didn't bring it up, it just seems like one of those things brought up to get people talking and get the rumour mill going. If it's such a bad thing to look out for him, then guilty as charged.
Not long ago Achaea got featured in The Atlantic and people were being all cagey about who the person's char was. This was a case where we all knew who the person was, hell, could have looked them up on Linkedin, etc... probably google stalked the crap out of them. But no one wanted to say who their (loooooooooong dormant) character was...
But it's cool/funny to joke around about people being shrubbed, and if everyone didn't know before, they do now. I don't understand people here sometimes (and to be fair, sometimes I just don't understand people).
It's not that you're looking out for him. It's that she found it amusing that it said "shrubbery" instead of "Kadin". @Kayeil I like you, but bring it in a little. Nobody's jumpin' on you. Promise. If they do, I'll slap the piss out of them.
*shrug* If you knew their history as he's told me, I figure her reasoning for pointing it out is a bit suspect, but whatever. I've seen too many people start rumours over shrubbings where none of the reasons are the same depending on who you talk to, and I do care about him hence the protective nature of my response, especially since he can't speak for himself right now. I just don't find it memorable, amusing, or worth pointing out.
It was educational. I only knew one shrub detection method before, and it's possible this one's an oversight that'll be fixed now. Could've blanked the name out to avoid drama, though.
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Uh, wat?
DOUBLE WHAMMY!
Logosian and a won Rampage! Wheeeeeeee! ^ ^
(Checking out his arties because do want.)
(oops. Reading is hard at almost 3am when you're super exhausted, okay?)
Hrm..(oh well time to clear it out)
>unenemy nim
(Oh... well that's new)
Edit: @Aerek and @Tahquil.
That love soon might end You are unbreaking
And be known in its aching Though quaking
Shown in this shaking Though crazy
Lately of my wasteland, baby That's just wasteland, baby
AT LAST.
But it's cool/funny to joke around about people being shrubbed, and if everyone didn't know before, they do now. I don't understand people here sometimes (and to be fair, sometimes I just don't understand people).
So can we get back to actual memorable quotes?