Memorable quotes

Xer

My sweet summer blossom.

How my heart beats at the thought of you. My eyes roam your frame so intently, dreaming of a way to hold you through our illicit love.

Pulse racing, I reach for you, secretely, silently, wishing you were to be with me.

How I marvel at your combat prowess, your intense stare so piercing it sends shivers down my spine, through my soul and out my eyes in the form of sweet tears that only you can spring from my persona.

How I long for the shackles of oppression and the vines of duty to be cast off, to embrace you as my one, and true own.

Forever yours,

Snarflbutt

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Who cares about personality, I'd date anyone with that name

Tharvis

With a victorious exclamation, you succeed in disrupting the delicate balance of energy sustaining a metal tank radiating waves of heat, causing it to crumple harmlessly in upon itself.
As the elating experience of victory washes over you, you feel your understanding of the world improve.
Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have advanced to level 86. You have reached the illustrious level of 5th Rank of the Infinite.
Twilight, God of Darkness has bestowed His divine favour upon you. It will last for approximately 3 Achaean months.

 

Jukilian

They may as well ban all characters from that player.

Synbios

Nim said:

That letter changes so much, I don't think my ships can handle the resulting storms! Wait... unless it's secretly from @Hasar...! kyaaaa!

How I now picture Nim:

Nothing more frightening than a fanfic-writer who just got 'inspired'.

Jarrod

Steps for dealing with multi-alt trolls:

1. Message <admin> : Hey, could you look into <alt>? It seems like they're just trolling on various characters.
2. Wait
3. Enjoy one less troll due to IP ban if they're actually doing that.

Caoimhaen

Flowering arches.

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The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. A series of flowering arches curve above this enchanted 

bridge, while fat blossoms drift down from overhead to rest upon the moss-covered living wood. 

Smooth-sided and mighty, a watchtower looks down from the southwest like a gigantic sentinel, and 

something glints from the structure's open window high in the tree's trunk, resembling the eye of an 

unknown creature. A confection of sweet perfume and fragrant vegetation glides on a gentle breath of 

air, while hummingbirds fly about sipping nectar. Miniature hands clasped patiently, a diminutive 

homunculus stands here, its features bearing an uncanny resemblance to Cadarus.  Soldier Mel Shu'in-

Crescent is here. He wields a bottle of rum in his left hand and a cavalry shield in his right. 

Aarashi Shamshir @Iskla Rian, Blade of the Bloodsworn is here. Auric Sculptor @Cadarus Meta, Harbinger 

of Light is here. He wields a Shield of Absorption in his left hand. Soldier Eleison, Ward of 

Heroism is here. He wields a Shield of Absorption bearing the House arms of The Dawnblade in his 

left hand and an Odyssean mace in his right. Soldier Mazirak is here. He wields a Shield of 

Absorption in his left hand and an Odyssean mace in his right.

You see exits leading east, southwest, and northwest.

3972h, 2772m, 17815e, 16204w, 67 kai, E|NW|SW, 49.9%, 

Auric Sculptor Cadarus Meta, Harbinger of Light says, "Decap Mycen."

3972h, 2772m, 17815e, 16216w, 67 kai, E|NW|SW, 49.9%, 

Auric Sculptor Cadarus Meta, Harbinger of Light says, "Dragon bodiesss."

3972h, 2716m, 17815e, 16220w, 67 kai, E|NW|SW, 49.9%, db

draw strong

You draw Evening Ocean and slash the air in front of you in a single movement.

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decapitate corpse

I don't see the body you want to decapitate on the ground.

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Iskla's eyes gleam with generosity.

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Iskla drops the corpse of Mycen.

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Cadarus draws Unseen Wrath and slashes the air in front of him in a single movement.

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decapitate corpse

Cadarus drops a headless corpse.

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Cadarus begins chopping away at the neck of the corpse of Mycen with Unseen Wrath.

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Ancient Crowns rings out brightly as Iskla rapidly draws it from a metallic blue scabbard.

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Iskla begins chopping away at the neck of the corpse of Mycen with Ancient Crowns.

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Eleison ceases to wield a Shield of Absorption bearing the House arms of The Dawnblade in his left 

hand.

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Eleison begins to wield a throwing axe in his left hand.

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Eleison begins chopping away at the neck of the corpse of Mycen with a throwing axe.

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You begin chopping away at the neck of the corpse of Mycen with Evening Ocean.

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Hasar has left the area.

pt Hasar has LEFT the area.

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(Party): Iskla says, "Hasar (1) LEFT Istarion!"

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(Party): You say, "Hasar has LEFT the area."

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This is an unknown option with the clan verb.

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Auric Sculptor Cadarus Meta, Harbinger of Light says, "CHOPPP."

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Soldier Eleison, Ward of Heroism says, "Aww too late."

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"Awwwww!" Cadarus says.

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You have recovered balance on all limbs. (9.216s)

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Cadarus finishes decapitating the corpse of Mycen, leaving only a pool of blood where the head had 

been.

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This corpse has already been decapitated.

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Cadarus picks up a headless corpse.

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Cadarus picks up a headless corpse.

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Cadarus picks up the decapitated head of Mycen.

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With a sibilant 'shhhiiiinnngggt!', Cadarus smoothly sheathes Unseen Wrath.

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A great weight seems to have been lifted from Mel.

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Mel takes some balm from a vial and rubs it on his skin.

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You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.

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Soldier Eleison, Ward of Heroism says, "We all tried though, I like that."

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sheathe blade

With a sibilant 'shhhiiiinnngggt!', you smoothly sheathe Evening Ocean.

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You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.

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With a sibilant 'shhhiiiinnngggt!', Iskla smoothly sheathes Ancient Crowns.

3972h, 2745m, 17815e, 16260w, 62 kai, E|NW|SW, 49.9%, 

Eleison ceases to wield a throwing axe in his left hand.

Eleison begins to wield a Shield of Absorption bearing the House arms of The Dawnblade in his left 

hand.

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Vaehl

I love this kid. He's just not afraid.

You bid your Baalzadeen to draw your enemies closer.

Ayoxele's Baalzadeen begins slowly turning and beckoning in all directions.

Alpye wanders in, eyes glazed.

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(Party): You say, "Alpye beckoned to me at A verdant clearing laden with cherry blossoms in the 

Eastern Ithmia."

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You quickly hold your hand out and shout, "Wait!"

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You quickly hold your hand out and shout, "Wait!"

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You quickly hold your hand out and shout, "Wait!"

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Raegoth's Baalzadeen begins slowly turning and beckoning in all directions.

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Raegoth eats a quartz grain.

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You say in a raspy, grating voice, "Not Alpye."

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Pathfinder Alpye (male Atavian).

He is 30 years old, having been born on the 2nd of Ero, 631 years after the fall of the Seleucarian 

Empire.

He is ranked 2075th in Achaea.

He is an extremely credible character.

He is not known for acts of infamy.

He is a Freeman in Eleusis.

He is considered to be approximately 25% of your might.

He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.

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You have recovered equilibrium. 3.324s

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You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around Saibel.

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Xinna takes a drink from an oaken vial.

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Raegoth stands up.

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A great weight seems to have been lifted from Xinna.

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Xinna takes some balm from a vial and rubs it on her body.

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"Shoo! Shoo!" Cresil says to Alpye as he waves him away.

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You say in a raspy, grating voice, "He's my little Eleusian pet."

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You pet Alpye ingratiatingly.

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You lean over and slowly lick your Baalzadeen, savouring its unholy taint.

You taste 13900 health remaining.

Your Baalzadeen is syphoning that which afflicts you.

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You have recovered equilibrium. 0.074s

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You put your hands on the Baalzadeen's accursed form and lovingly stroke its flesh.

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You have recovered equilibrium. 1.592s

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You already are a selfish bastard.

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There are no venoms on that item at present.

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In the crystal-clear night sky, the stars twinkle and glow brightly.

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You hold no "gold".

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(The Midnight Crew): Rom says, "Axe already got nerfed homie if you want another one we're taking 

numb."

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Raegoth takes a drink from an oaken vial.

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Xinna's multifaceted eyes sparkle with amusement.

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You say to Alpye in a raspy, grating voice, "Look, son, as your city is destroyed."

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Pathfinder Alpye says, "If u attack me i can attack."

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You say in a raspy, grating voice, "Village thing."

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Saibel looks up into the air for divine inspiration.

You ask in a raspy, grating voice, "How are your tasks coming along?"

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Raegoth gives Alpye the once over.

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He is a winged atavian. He stands at 6 feet with dark skin. He has black eyes and black short hair 

with a small scar under his eyes. His wing was wide, long, and they were covered with beautiful 

white feathers. He had a very broad and muscular body.

He is wearing:

 a shining silver scabbard,

 loose black leather trousers,

 a suit of steel chain mail, and

 a shady green backpack

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You lean over and slowly lick your Baalzadeen, savouring its unholy taint.

You taste 14200 health remaining.

Your Baalzadeen is syphoning that which afflicts you.

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You have recovered equilibrium. 0.082s

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Raegoth takes a drink from an oaken vial.

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(The Midnight Crew): Cresil says, "Someone stop this kid."

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Saibel ponders the situation.

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(The Midnight Crew): Cresil says, "Loosis."

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Xinna gives Alpye the once over.

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(The Midnight Crew): You say, "I love him."

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(The Midnight Crew): You say, "I love him."

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Alpye tells you, "One more test then i can attack mhaldorian."

Aluciana

Hey! That's my protege! 

Trilliana

Lagkiller has battered Lag to death.

Talysin

Saeva said:

@Xer why do you get the most fucked up mail of all times?!?

@vaehl?

Klendathu

Showing the world why he is the Swordmaster, Colbey has finished off Amyar.
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Amyar (male Grook).
He is 18 years old, having been born on the 19th of Phaestian, 643 years after the fall of the 
Seleucarian Empire.
He is unranked in Achaea.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is not known for acts of infamy.
He is a Citizen in Cyrene.
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.

I wonder if Amyar is proficient now?

Mizik

Tesha tells you, "I didn't realize bedevil was borked against occies."

You tell Aarashi Shamshir Tesha al Ashtad, Golden Justice, "Borked?"

Tesha tells you, "It's useless now, doesn't cure cadmus, rixil, anything important."

This fking guy. You forgot Enlighten.

Jarrod

Ugg, Bedevil only cures all other afflictions instead of uncurable ones?

What a crap shoot, forcing priests to cure only a little better than every other class.

Tesha

It's useless because by the time you get equilibrium back from bedeviling, you have all the affs you had to start with! :P Priest v Occie is a really difficult matchup, have to figure something else out for em.

It also doesn't do anything about enlighten anymore, lol (which is good!).

Hasar

A ruthless river crocodile gives the corpse of a scaly alligator hatchling to Tyrannus Ruth I'llur, Sartai Navarch.

Ruth gives the corpse of a scaly alligator hatchling to a ruthless river crocodile.

Outraged at the corpse of a scaly alligator hatchling, a ruthless river crocodile lashes out at Ruth aggressively with his tapered tail, which slams her side heavily. She grimaces with pain as the reptile turns away, still visibly angered.

Aaaalright then.

Vaehl

So if I join Targossas at some point, this is why.

You say in a raspy, grating voice, "Cynders."

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You say in a raspy, grating voice, "Your name speaks of fire."

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You say in a raspy, grating voice, "And fire is hot."

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Cynders's eyes fill with battle rage as she screams, "Dance, Fire, Dance!"

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Cynders hops about madly.

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You say in a raspy, grating voice, "Hot things burn."

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You say in a raspy, grating voice, "Burnt things are exterminated."

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You say in a raspy, grating voice, "Extermination is in Necromancy."

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You say in a raspy, grating voice, "Necromancy is Evil."

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In the crystal-clear night sky, the stars twinkle and glow brightly.

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You say in a raspy, grating voice, "Evil is Mhaldor."

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You say in a raspy, grating voice, "Therefore join Mhaldor."

Cynders says in a fiery, passionate voice, "Want to know something?"

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Cynders says in a fiery, passionate voice, "Mhaldor came from a God."

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Cynders says in a fiery, passionate voice, "That God was stuck under a rock."

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You nod your head affirmatively.

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Cynders says in a fiery, passionate voice, "Paper beats rock."

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"Ha!" Cynders exclaims with gusto.

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Your eyes widen in disbelief as you shout, "Oh my GODS!"

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Cynders sticks out her hand and challenges you to a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors.

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Cynders says in a fiery, passionate voice, "So thus."

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You say in a raspy, grating voice, "Where do I sign up to join Eleusis."

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Counting to three together, you and Cynders simultaneously thrust out your hands, yours in the shape 

of a rock and Cynders's in the shape of paper.

CYNDERS WINS!

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Cynders says in a fiery, passionate voice, "Paper is trees."

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Comprehension flashes across your face.

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Cynders says in a fiery, passionate voice, "Trees is eleusis."

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Tsukasa, riding a storm bull, arrives from the north.

A water weird glides in from the north.

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Tsukasa, riding a storm bull, leaves to the southeast.

A water weird glides out to the southeast.

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You say in a raspy, grating voice, "Where do I sign up."

You say in a raspy, grating voice, "Cynders."

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Cynders says in a fiery, passionate voice, "Ayoxele."

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You ask in a raspy, grating voice, "What's your favourite colour?"

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Cynders says in a fiery, passionate voice, "Red."

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You suck thoughtfully on your teeth.

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You say in a raspy, grating voice, "Red is like read."

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You say in a raspy, grating voice, "Read is like read."

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You say in a raspy, grating voice, "Read is like reed."

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You say in a raspy, grating voice, "Reeds are underwater."

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Opening her mouth wide, Cynders gapes in wonder.

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You say in a raspy, grating voice, "Shallam is underwater."

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Cynders says in a fiery, passionate voice, "Oshit."

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You say in a raspy, grating voice, "Mhaldor made Shallam go underwater."

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You say in a raspy, grating voice, "You want to join Mhaldor."

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Cynders says in a fiery, passionate voice, "But Bal'met put Shallam underwater because traitor bitch 

Goddess turned her back on that city."

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Cynders says in a fiery, passionate voice, "She only turned on city because She thought it was 

hopeless."

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Cynders says in a fiery, passionate voice, "Bal'met turned on Mhaldor."

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Cynders says in a fiery, passionate voice, "Saying he was actually Good."

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Cynders says in a fiery, passionate voice, "We have to join Targossas."

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You say in a raspy, grating voice, "Let's go."

Melodie

Oh god what is going on and what are you doing to my protege.

Nim

Synbios said:

How I now picture Nim:

Nothing more frightening than a fanfic-writer who just got 'inspired'.

For some reason, I felt compelled to try and meet this expectation.

It's really hard to write from @Hasar's perspective because I'm pretty sure his actual interactions with @Xer are just "fk u" and various violent things (directed at @Xer or otherwise), but I tried sort of, and that's probably all that matters I think.

Nakari

Nim said:

Synbios said:

How I now picture Nim:

.

Nothing more frightening than a fanfic-writer who just got 'inspired'.

For some reason, I felt compelled to try and meet this expectation.

It's really hard to write from @Hasar's perspective because I'm pretty sure his actual interactions with @Xer are just "fk u" and various violent things (directed at @Xer or otherwise), but I tried sort of, and that's probably all that matters I think.

This is the best thing ever, and you are my favorite person ever for writing it.

Vaehl

imo Xer x Tirac has more potential than Xer x Hasar, because I feel more sexual tension around the former

Nim

Vaehl said:

imo Xer x Tirac has more potential than Xer x Hasar, because I feel more sexual tension around the former

I don't actually know anything about @Tirac but I imagine that they'd be less of a long-term couple and more of one or two nights that they never bring up again or talk about afterward, but also never really forget either. @Xer x @Hasar might not have that sort of chemistry but it could probably last in whatever form it's in, therefore OTP.

Mael

Murad exclaims, "I give you Blazing Badgers!"

Rangor

I feel like Xer wouldn't survive the Xer x Tirac relationship.

Synbios

Nim said:

Vaehl said:

imo Xer x Tirac has more potential than Xer x Hasar, because I feel more sexual tension around the former

I don't actually know anything about @Tirac but I imagine that they'd be less of a long-term couple and more of one or two nights that they never bring up again or talk about afterward, but also never really forget either. @Xer x @Hasar might not have that sort of chemistry but it could probably last in whatever form it's in, therefore OTP.

@Nim: Now, I know you are a DAMN PERVERTED FILTHY FUJOSHI and my eldritch self would never dream or undream of exchanging two or more words with you, but I must ask you this very important and critical question: If you're making a Xer x Tirac x Hasar pairing, who's the uke, who's the seme, and who's going to get NTR'd?

Cheir

Synbios said:

... FUJOSHI ... uke ... seme ... NTR'd?

I don't know what any of these words are, but something tells me I don't want to Google them at work...

Synbios

Cheir said:

Synbios said:

... FUJOSHI ... uke ... seme ... NTR'd?

I don't know what any of these words are, but something tells me I don't want to Google them at work...

Oh, curious curious human, you are probably Googling them at work as we speak. 

Siduri

To this I simply must add:

For those who wonder, the girl comments on his 'little tool', to which he responds 'it always got the job done for me'.

Dunn

Accidentally clicked a mapper hyperlink to an Eleusian room while clicking my Mudlet window:

(5 - s)

A verdant clearing laden with cherry blossoms.

The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. A rune shaped like a butterfly has 

been sketched into the ground here. A rune like an open eye has been sketched 

into the ground here. Petals falling from its flowering branches, a cherry 

blossom tree thrives here. A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. A 

sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. Snorting 

softly, a dappled grey destrier lingers in regal repose. There is a walnut 

hiding among the leaves littering the ground.  Speaker Ravien Corten, Arcthyos 

is here. She wields an ivy-wreathed quarterstaff in both hands. You may ENTER 

the WILDERNESS map from here.

You see exits leading northeast, east, and south.

Your blindness is cured by a wunjo rune on a totem.

Your attention is grabbed and held by a fascinating butterfly-like rune.

You spy a fehu rune on a totem.

Your insomnia has cleared up.

You spy a fehu rune on a totem.

You feel incredibly tired, and fall asleep immediately.

You spy a fehu rune on a totem.

You feel yourself calm down as the kola nut wears off.

5345h, 4640m, 26123e, 21400w cexd-m

[Curing]: WAKE

You begin your struggle to escape from the dreamworld.

5345h, 4640m, 26123e, 21400w cexd-m

(mapper): Stopped walking.

You are asleep and can do nothing. WAKE will attempt to wake you.

5345h, 4640m, 26123e, 21400w cexd-m

You begin your struggle to escape from the dreamworld.

5345h, 4640m, 26123e, 21400w cexd-m

(mapper): Stopped walking.

(mapper): Stopped walking.

You continue your struggle to escape from the dreamworld.

5345h, 4640m, 26123e, 21400w cexd-m

You continue your struggle to escape from the dreamworld.

5345h, 4640m, 26123e, 21400w cexd-m

[Nutmeg]: Maintaining skullcap aura.

[Nutmeg]: Maintaining mass.

[Nutmeg]: Eating moss.

[Nutmeg]: All classes enabled.

You have set the 'rebounding' defence to the 1 priority.

5345h, 4640m, 26125e, 21400w cexd-m

You have set the 'mass' defence to the 1 priority.

5345h, 4640m, 26125e, 21400w cexd-m

You are asleep and can do nothing. WAKE will attempt to wake you.

5345h, 4640m, 26125e, 21400w cexd-m

You open your eyes and yawn mightily.

5345h, 4640m, 26125e, 21400w cexd-m

[Curing]: WRITHE

You begin trying to wrest your mind free of that which has transfixed it.

5345h, 4640m, 26125e, 21400w ced-m

You take out some balm and quickly rub it on your skin.

Your body grows extremely dense and heavy as the density balm infuses your skin.

5345h, 4640m, 26125e, 21400w ced-

You clench your fists, grit your teeth, and banish all possibility of sleep.

5345h, 4540m, 26125e, 21400w ced- (-100m)

You eat an arsenic pellet.

Your eyes dim as you lose your sight.

5345h, 4540m, 26125e, 21400w cedb-

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

5345h, 4540m, 26125e, 21400w cexdb-

You may apply another salve or balm to yourself.

5345h, 4540m, 26125e, 21400w cexdb-

Ravien begins to follow you.

Wut.

Hasar

@Nim you really scare me wtf.  

ALL I DID WAS POST ABOUT A CROCODILE.

Herenicus

 

@Xer said:

Pulse racing, I reach for you, secretely, silently, wishing you were to be with me.

Take it slow!