Memorable quotes

Draqoom

[sidekick]: You connect to a whiptail stingray!
[uppercut]: You connect to a whiptail stingray!
You have scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL hit!!!
[uppercut]: You connect to a whiptail stingray!
You have scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL hit!!!
You have slain a whiptail stingray, retrieving the corpse.

That's for Steve Irwin you asshole!

Trilliana

@Hasar descends from above.
Hasar's eyes gleam with generosity.
H:4486(100%|), M:4894(99%|), 100%w, 100%e 91 (9.9%) 384 ex|cdbk  (17:09:02)~ 78 feet out
(Ministers of Cyrene): Lisbethae says, "And now, because it is clear there's a problem, he's going to find another place to be, right?"
H:4486(100%|), M:4894(99%|), 100%w, 100%e 91 (9.9%) 384 ex|cdbk  (17:09:03)~ 78 feet out hi
Raising your hand in greeting, you say "Hi!"
H:4486(100%|), M:4894(99%|), 100%w, 100%e 91 (9.9%) 384 ex|cdbk  (17:09:04)~ 78 feet out ql
Mountain source of the Pachacacha.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A kelp plant waves in the currents. Giving off its exotic and sweet scent, a silver-dusted selily flower flourishes beside the river bank. Spreading its majestic golden wings, a giant eagle searches the ground with piercing eyes.  Yerf Longshanks, Beloved Treehugger is here. He wields a Shield of Absorption in his left hand and a solid maplewood staff in his right. The Golden Dragon Hasar's imposing form looms.
You see exits leading southeast and northwest.
H:4486(100%|), M:4894(99%|), 100%w, 100%e 91 (9.9%) 384 ex|cdbk  (17:09:05)~ 78 feet out
Lord Marshal Hasar Lichlord's words thrum through the air as he says to you, "You displace me a lot." (+40m, 0.8%)
H:4486(100%|), M:4934(100%|[+40]), 100%w, 100%e 91 (9.9%) 384 ex|cdbk  (17:09:07)~ 78 feet out
Hasar gives the decapitated head of Ryuke to you.
H:4486(100%|), M:4934(100%|), 100%w, 100%e 91 (9.9%) 384 ex|cdbk  (17:09:09)~ 78 feet out laugh
You give a trillingly melodic laugh.
H:4486(100%|), M:4934(100%|), 100%w, 100%e 91 (9.9%) 384 ex|cdbk  (17:09:10)~ 78 feet out
Hasar rubs his hands together greedily.
H:4486(100%|), M:4934(100%|), 100%w, 100%e 91 (9.9%) 384 ex|cdbk  (17:09:10)~ 78 feet out
Hasar puts on a pair of eagle's wings.
Lord Marshal Hasar Lichlord's words quietly thrum through the air as he says, "Duanathar."
Hasar is swiftly carried into the skies and out of sight by a pair of eagle's wings.

I've been having a bit of an anxiety attack for a good hour and that was literally the first thing that made me crack up since the attack started. Thanks @Hasar

Cynlael

You get down on one knee and, while holding forth a swirled ring of the elements, you declare your eternal love for Koari, and ask her to marry you.
(PP)[4073h (100)|2964m (123)|15961e|11724w][XE-M -45%]
A sleek pony shakes his head.
(PP)[4073h (100)|2964m (123)|16041e|11772w][XE-M -45%]

Yeah. Well. F**k you too, pony. I didn't want you anyway.

Faur

I hope to heck she said yes. I put a lot of coin into figuring out how to make those...

Cynlael

Faur said:

I hope to heck she said yes. I put a lot of coin into figuring out how to make those...

You look over at a swirled ring of the elements being worn by Koari and see:
Crafted with meticulous care and a keen eye for detail, this white gold ring is fashioned into a flattened torus and made to fit snugly around the wearer's finger. The silvery metal has been polished to a sparkling finish, and inset with a second band of fire rubies, half the width of the ring itself. The gemstones encircle the ring completely, appearing as though flame wreathes across the surface. Towards the middle of the band, a five-fingered prong extends from the metal, shaped into a hand that securely holds a trio of gems. Firstly is an outer ring of obsidian, signifying strength as it holds together the pair of gems inside of it. Within the black ring rests an opal -
fiery orange in hue with specks of lively blue, greens, and pinks in its depths. The other gem is a crystal clear tourmaline that fades from teal into a light sky blue from one end to the other. Both gems are cut into stylised drops that swirl with each other, the pointed end of one hugging the rounded bottom of the other, and vice versa. Within the wide end of each gem is a small round disc of the other, the stones having come together in an attempt to merge into one, while each still retaining distinct individuality. The combination of the three is evocative of a whorl of fire and ice, trapped in a sphere of earth and frozen in a delicate yet bold setting.

I like seeing my designs used in game  

Halos

(Devouts): Carmell says, "Welcome Raealynn. Please read HHELP WELCOME and let me know if you have not joined the academy yet, so we can get you inducted."

(Devouts): Raeallyn says, "Ah 'ave, m'jus' wor'in' on i', too. Ta, tho'!"

(Harbingers): Kyttin says, "Oh god please no."

(Harbingers): You say, "Light preserve us."

(Harbingers): Carmell says, "OK who wants to give her achaean lessons?"

(Harbingers): Kyttin says, "We did that already."

 

Santar

Tell her to read HELP CYRENE.

Aelios

Here's a quote I'll never forget...

Admiral @Santar Darkwind, King of the Jungle says, "Party time!"

Santar

The last words you'll ever hear.

Caoimhaen

@Aelios thats all hear when I see @Santar‌ 's name since he says its literally every time he jumps me or anyone else...lol

Alcinae

Santar said:

The last words you'll ever hear.

Carmell

Halos said:

(Devouts): Carmell says, "Welcome Raealynn. Please read HHELP WELCOME and let me know if you have not joined the academy yet, so we can get you inducted."

(Devouts): Raeallyn says, "Ah 'ave, m'jus' wor'in' on i', too. Ta, tho'!"

(Harbingers): Kyttin says, "Oh god please no."

(Harbingers): You say, "Light preserve us."

(Harbingers): Carmell says, "OK who wants to give her achaean lessons?"

(Harbingers): Kyttin says, "We did that already."

 

My first response was OMG let me see what she said my second was ok we need to fix that NOW.

Halios

Discussing who Herenicus should follow in a raid:

Herenicus tells you, "Crixos suggested Xinna."

5992h, 5450m, 26140e, 21685w ~ 90- ~ | 12.7 | ~~ | Target: zlatan | ~ cex90-apply density

You take out some balm and quickly rub it on your skin.

Your body grows extremely dense and heavy as the density balm infuses your skin.

5992h, 5482m, 26140e, 21679w ~ 90- ~ | 12.7 | ~~ | Target: zlatan | ~ cex90-(+32m, 0.6%) 

You may apply another salve or balm to yourself.

5992h, 5482m, 26140e, 21679w ~ 90- ~ | 12.7 | ~~ | Target: zlatan | ~ cex90-

Crixos takes a drink from an oaken vial.

5992h, 5451m, 26140e, 21679w ~ 90- ~ | 12.7 | ~~ | Target: zlatan | ~ cex90-(-31m, 0.6%) 

Herenicus tells you, "She is marginally prettier than you."

5992h, 5451m, 26140e, 21679w ~ 90- ~ | 12.7 | ~~ | Target: zlatan | ~ cex90-herenicus xinna is fine, but she jumps around a lot haha

You tell Father Herenicus Coldraven in Mhaldorian, "Xinna is fine, but she jumps around a lot haha."

5992h, 5451m, 26140e, 21685w ~ 90- ~ | 12.7 | ~~ | Target: zlatan | ~ cex90-

(The Midnight Crew): Taraus says, "This is all your fault, cunt. go back to italy."

5992h, 5451m, 26140e, 21685w ~ 90- ~ | 12.7 | ~~ | Target: zlatan | ~ cex90-herenicus aye, marginally

(Party): Xer says, "Zlatan is at Atop the Eleusian Gatehouse in Eleusis."

5992h, 5513m, 26140e, 21685w ~ 90- ~ | 12.7 | ~~ | Target: zlatan | ~ cex90-(+62m, 1.1%) 

You tell Father Herenicus Coldraven in Mhaldorian, "Aye, marginally."

Vaehl

3927h 3457m 100%e 98%w XX|EE C M 

Draqoom, Garis, Halos, Itkovian, Lyek, Rohai, Ruca, Vithincus, and Will arrives, following Linus 

from the ether.

3927h 3457m 100%e 98%w XX|EE C M 

Linus's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.

Linus utters a prayer and smites you with a charred steel mace.

2983h 3457m 100%e 98%w XX|EE C M  (-944h, 22.7%)

Linus strikes you with a dark bolt of energy directed through his mace.

[AFF] NAUSEA | A sense of extreme nausea washes over you.

2983h 3457m 100%e 98%w XX|EE C M [nau]

Linus motions negligently with one hand in your direction.

[AFF] EARTHDISRUPT | A sudden feeling of nausea overtakes you.

2983h 3457m 100%e 98%w XX|EE C M [earthdisrupt nau]

[Curing]: OUTR FERRUM

You remove 1 ferrum, bringing the total in the Rift to 1926.

2983h 3457m 100%e 98%w XX|EE C M [earthdisrupt nau]

[Curing]: EAT FERRUM

You eat a ferrum flake.

[CURED] NAUSEA | Your stomach becalms itself.

2983h 3457m 100%e 98%w XX|EE C M [earthdisrupt]

[Curing]: SIP VITALITY

You take a drink from an oaken vial marred with char marks.

The tonic heals and soothes you.

3704h 3457m 100%e 98%w XX|EE C M [earthdisrupt] (+721h, 17.3%)

Linus takes a long drag off his pipe.

3704h 3457m 100%e 98%w XX|EE C M [earthdisrupt]

Treacherous mountain path (road).

A noxious, red-hued fog overwhelms the area with a thick, palpable vapour. Everything about you is 

obscured by a heavy fog. A lithe black panther prowls here restlessly, wings carefully folded.

You see exits leading up and down.

That was really anticlimactic. 

Halos

You weren't exactly our main target. Jhui was. Ayoxele who? 

Vaehl

True. Got me.

Halos, Iskla, Itkovian, Lyek, Rohai, Ruca, Vithincus, and Will arrives, following Linus from the 

ether.

4277h 3748m 100%e 85%w XX| C M (take body)

You have recovered equilibrium. 2.642s

4277h 3748m 100%e 85%w XX|EE C M 

I see no "body" to take.

4277h 3748m 100%e 85%w XX|EE C M 

Linus's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.

All of Linus's reflections wink out of existence!

Linus utters a prayer and smites you with a charred steel mace.

3333h 3748m 100%e 85%w XX|EE C M  (-944h, 22.7%)

Linus strikes you with a dark bolt of energy directed through his mace.

[AFF] WEARINESS | Your limbs grow heavy and you groan feebly.

3333h 3748m 100%e 85%w XX|EE C M [Wea]

Linus motions negligently with one hand in your direction.

[AFF] EARTHDISRUPT | A sudden feeling of nausea overtakes you.

3333h 3748m 100%e 85%w XX|EE C M [Wea earthdisrupt]

Jhui's mana stands at 6496/6559.

Jhui's mana is at 100%

3333h 3648m 100%e 84%w XX|EE C M [Wea earthdisrupt] (-100m, 2.5%)

[Curing]: OUTR ARGENTUM

You remove 1 argentum, bringing the total in the Rift to 2033.

3333h 3648m 100%e 84%w XX|EE C M [Wea earthdisrupt]

[Curing]: EAT ARGENTUM

You eat an argentum flake.

Your stomach settles.

3333h 3648m 100%e 84%w XX|EE C M [Wea earthdisrupt]

[Curing]: FOCUS

You focus your mind intently on curing your mental maladies.

[CURED] WEARINESS | Your limbs strengthen and you feel stronger.

3333h 3398m 100%e 84%w XX|EE C M [earthdisrupt] (-250m, 6.2%)

Your Baalzadeen casts a piercing glance at Jhui.

3333h 3398m 100%e 84%w XX| C M [earthdisrupt]

Linus takes a long drag off his pipe.

3333h 3398m 100%e 84%w XX| C M [earthdisrupt]

All of Iskla's reflections wink out of existence!

Planting his foot between yours, Iskla draws Ancient Crowns and unleashes a forceful slash that 

drives you back.

2541h 3398m 100%e 84%w | C M [earthdisrupt] (-792h, 19.0%)

All of Will's reflections wink out of existence!

Will lets fly at you with a snap kick.

You parry the attack with a deft manoeuvre.

Will balls up one fist and hammerfists you.

You parry the attack with a deft manoeuvre.

Will balls up one fist and hammerfists you.

You parry the attack with a deft manoeuvre.

2541h 3398m 100%e 84%w | C M [earthdisrupt]

[Curing]: SIP VITALITY

You take a drink from an oaken vial marred with char marks.

The tonic heals and soothes you.

3145h 3338m 100%e 84%w | C M [earthdisrupt] (+604h, 14.5%)

A wall blocks your way.

3145h 3338m 100%e 84%w | C M [earthdisrupt]

A wall blocks your way.

3145h 3338m 100%e 84%w | C M [earthdisrupt]

Itkovian's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.

All of Itkovian's reflections wink out of existence!

Itkovian moves in to engage you.

3145h 3278m 100%e 84%w | C M [earthdisrupt]

A wall blocks your way.

3145h 3278m 100%e 84%w | C M [earthdisrupt]

Itkovian takes a long drag off his pipe.

3145h 3278m 100%e 84%w | C M [earthdisrupt]

[AFF] BLEEDING | You bleed 37 health.

3108h 3218m 100%e 84%w | C M [earthdisrupt] (-37h, 0.9%)

A wall blocks your way.

3108h 3218m 100%e 84%w | C M [earthdisrupt]

All of Rohai's reflections wink out of existence!

Rohai drops to the floor and sweeps his legs round at you.

[AFF] PRONE | Rohai knocks your legs out from under you and sends you sprawling to the floor.

3108h 3218m 100%e 84%w | C M [PR earthdisrupt]

Rohai balls up one fist and hammerfists you.

He connects to the left leg!

2832h 3218m 100%e 84%w | C M [PR earthdisrupt] (-276h, 6.6%)

Rohai balls up one fist and hammerfists you.

He connects to the left leg!

2556h 3218m 100%e 84%w | C M [PR earthdisrupt] (-276h, 6.6%)

All of Ruca's reflections wink out of existence!

Ruca's guardian angel casts a piercing glance at you.

2556h 2716m 100%e 84%w | C M [PR earthdisrupt] (-502m, 12.5%)

You must be standing first.

2556h 2716m 100%e 84%w | C M [PR earthdisrupt]

You must be standing first.

2556h 2716m 100%e 84%w | C M [PR earthdisrupt]

Ducking behind you, Iskla strikes at your hamstring with a rigid grip.

The crippling blow renders your leg insensate.

2556h 2716m 100%e 84%w | C M [PR earthdisrupt]

You have recovered balance on all limbs. 1.248s

2556h 2716m 100%e 84%w XX| C M [PR earthdisrupt]

All of Vithincus's reflections wink out of existence!

Vithincus glowers at Jhui with a look of repressed disgust before making a slight gesture toward him.

2556h 2716m 100%e 84%w XX| C M [PR earthdisrupt]

Jhui eats an antimony flake.

2556h 2716m 100%e 84%w XX| C M [PR earthdisrupt]

Vithincus sketches out a symbol in the air with his finger in the shape of two isosceles triangles 

set base-to-base.

Ashen flames engulf Jhui's body, burning his skin with their frigid touch.

2556h 2716m 100%e 84%w XX| C M [PR earthdisrupt]

Vithincus glowers at Jhui with a look of repressed disgust before making a slight gesture toward him.

Horror overcomes Jhui's face as his body stiffens into paralysis.

2556h 2716m 100%e 84%w XX| C M [PR earthdisrupt]

You may eat another plant or mineral.

2556h 2716m 100%e 84%w XX| C M [PR earthdisrupt]

Linus utters a prayer and smites you with a charred steel mace.

1612h 2716m 100%e 84%w XX| C M [PR earthdisrupt] (-944h, 22.7%)

Linus strikes you with a dark bolt of energy directed through his mace.

[AFF] PARALYSIS | A prickly stinging overcomes your body, fading away into numbness.

1612h 2716m 100%e 84%w XX| C M [PR PAR earthdisrupt]

Linus motions negligently with one hand in your direction.

A sudden feeling of nausea overtakes you.

1612h 2716m 100%e 84%w XX| C M [PR PAR earthdisrupt]

Iskla draws his blade back and plunges it deep into your helpless body impaling it to the hilt.

1160h 2716m 100%e 84%w XX| C M [PR PAR earthdisrupt] (-452h, 10.9%)

Your mind is able to focus once again.

1160h 2716m 100%e 84%w XX| C M [PR PAR earthdisrupt]

[Curing]: WRITHE

[WRITHE] | You begin to writhe furiously to escape the blade that has impaled you.

1160h 2716m 100%e 84%w | C M [PR PAR earthdisrupt]

You have recovered equilibrium. 2.806s

1160h 2476m 100%e 84%w |EE C M [PR PAR earthdisrupt]

Jhui's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.

You feel your body and mind ripped apart as you are enfeebled by Jhui.

581h 1239m 100%e 84%w |EE C M [PR PAR earthdisrupt] (-579h, 13.9%) (-1237m, 30.7%)

Jhui takes a long drag off his pipe.

581h 1239m 100%e 84%w |EE C M [PR PAR earthdisrupt]

You have recovered balance on all limbs. 0.786s

581h 1239m 100%e 84%w XX|EE C M [PR PAR earthdisrupt]

Your state of paralysis prevents you from doing that.

581h 1239m 100%e 84%w XX|EE C M [PR PAR earthdisrupt]

You are paralysed and cannot do that.

581h 1239m 100%e 84%w XX|EE C M [PR PAR earthdisrupt]

(Party): Xinna says, "Can't."

581h 1239m 100%e 84%w XX|EE C M [PR PAR earthdisrupt]

Your state of paralysis prevents you from doing that.

581h 1239m 100%e 84%w XX|EE C M [PR PAR earthdisrupt]

Jhui eats a magnesium chip.

581h 1239m 100%e 84%w XX|EE C M [PR PAR earthdisrupt]

You are paralysed and cannot do that.

581h 1239m 100%e 84%w XX|EE C M [PR PAR earthdisrupt]

Kross leaps majestically to the northwest.

581h 1239m 100%e 84%w XX|EE C M [PR PAR earthdisrupt]

Ruca nods gravely at her angel, and it begins to glare piercingly at you.

581h 1239m 100%e 84%w XX|EE C M [PR PAR earthdisrupt]

Frustratingly, your body won't respond to your call to action.

581h 1239m 100%e 84%w XX|EE C M [PR PAR earthdisrupt]

Frustratingly, your body won't respond to your call to action.

581h 1239m 100%e 84%w XX|EE C M [PR PAR earthdisrupt]

Rohai moves in towards you in a grabbing posture.

Rohai lifts you triumphantly into the air, then yanks you down into his raised knee with back 

breaking force.

With a sickening crunch, a bolt of pure agony erupts from your back. Your head lolls to one side and 

you lose all the feeling in your legs. As you crumple to the ground you realise that the throw did, 

indeed, snap your spine like a dry twig.

You have been slain by Rohai.

[WunderSys]: Paused

(PP)0h 1239m 100%e 84%w XX|EE B D C K M [PR PAR earthdisrupt] (-581h, 14.0%)

Traelor

Iofielle says to Kandra in a soft, musical voice, "You don't need someone like that."

Iofielle says to Kandra in a soft, musical voice, "You need someone who is as generous in bed with you as Traelor is with me."

You smirk.

Kandra cringes and drops her face into her palms with a shake of her head.

Iofielle says in a soft, musical voice, "He always shares his sandwich."

Shield Regular Kandra Dawyn sticks out her tongue and says, "I don't like to know these things."

Iofielle asks Kandra in a soft, musical voice, "You don't want someone who shares his cookie or sandwich with you?"

Iofielle looks about in confusion.

You give Kandra the once-over, eyeing her suspiciously.

Shield Regular Kandra Dawyn says, "It's like hearing about my parents' orgasms."

Shield Regular Kandra Dawyn says, "Mentor and sister."

Kandra twitches spasmodically.

You say in a calm, steady voice, "Your parents eat cookies when they orgasm?"

You say in a calm, steady voice, "That's a great idea!"

Iofielle says to you in a soft, musical voice, "No, no, afterwards, I bring you the sandwiches and cookies."

Kandra twitches spasmodically.

Kandra leaves to the east.

...a little while later...

Verrucht arrives from the east.

Verrucht glares about himself, upset with the world.

Verrucht says to you in an urbane voice, "Stop being mean to Kandra."

Verrucht says to Iofielle in an urbane voice, "That goes double for you!"

Verrucht brandishes his fists defiantly.

Iofielle asks Verrucht in a soft, musical voice, "What did I do?"

Verrucht says in an urbane voice, "You know what you did!"

Verrucht shakes his fist in the air defiantly.

Iofielle says to Verrucht in a soft, musical voice, "I said she should find a man who shares sandwiches and cookies with her, not one that says mean things."

You nod your head in agreement.

Verrucht says in an urbane voice, "That's disgusting!"

Verrucht stomps about angrily.

Verrucht leaves to the east.

Trilliana

@Traelor forgot a part:

Iofielle arrives, following Traelor from the east.
The door to the east slams shut.

Oriias opens the door to the east.

Oriias, riding an alabaster pegasus, leaves to the east.
The door to the east slams shut.

Seeker Iofielle Dawyn says in a soft, musical voice, "I wonder though if you would be fat out of bed?"

Seeker Iofielle Dawyn says in a soft, musical voice, "Oh."

Iofielle coughs softly.

Iofielle performs a graceful curtsey.

Verrucht stares implacably at Iofielle.

Traelor attempts to stifle his amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.

Rohai

Good teamwork. Highfive, @Jhui!

Xer

Well, here's some fanmail I didn't quite expect.

Father Xer...

Mmm father, daddy...

I want you to abuse me, to whip me, to show me that even though I am not Mhaldorian, I am your Slave.

My body aches for your hard, throbbing 'soulspear' to penetrate me, and I will writhe.

Hard, fast, you will take me. Make me scream your name - as I already do in my bedchamber while alone. Not just me...my soul does it as well.

Your demanding tone when you command your armies, every time you slay someone with your might, it gives me an urge.

Your body against mine...is all I desire.

If you're interested, please flame a letter in the southern part of the Brass Lantern Inn. I will check there daily.

All yours,

Maya

Even though I know it's a troll... WRY MEEEEEEE??? Though I am morbidly curious lol.

Saeva

@Xer why do you get the most fucked up mail of all times?!?

Halios

What in the absolute fuck.

"Not just me my soul does it as well..."

I'm calling Ayoxele.

Cynlael

Bro it's clearly signed Maya. People in Achaea don't lie.

Tesha

Look what you started, @Halios. LOOK WHAT YOU STARTED.

Santar

While sitting 90% AFK on my ship:

Zlatan tells you, "So you would you like to duel at Delos."

Zlatan tells you, "I'm kind of tired haaving to worry about being jumped by you AND Mhaldorians."

Zlatan tells you, "I will not run. if I die, I die."

Zlatan tells you, "Waiting."

Zlatan has bled out, slain by the might of Deaconess Xinna, Envoy of the West.

Zlatan tells you, "Darn."

Looks like I win this one?

Nim

That letter changes so much, I don't think my ships can handle the resulting storms! Wait... unless it's secretly from @Hasar...! kyaaaa!

Jukilian

Aeternia says, "I see, the dawnlord of targossas."
Aeternia says, "I threatened to kill him in real life."
Aeternia says, "Which I will."

Oh boy.

Trilliana

(Cyrene): Claudsonyre says, "WHERE IS THE DAWNLORD ?"
(Cyrene): Roha says, "Somewhere in Targossas."
(Cyrene): Claudsonyre says, "SHAME ON HER."
(Cyrene): Lisbethae says, "She's not here."
(Cyrene): Lisbethae says, "And please stop yelling."
(Cyrene): Claudsonyre says, "There was a report against her Player."

Now it all makes sense... Although I don't get the reason why they keep describing themselves as "The Divine Manifestation of the Lady of the Moon"

Can we please get a warning before this person makes another character so we can prepare for the trolling?

Melodie

That person had made a series of alts, pretty sure that's the alt of the one that got excommed. It started in Eleusis, but thankfully shoved off pretty quick.

Good lord some people need another hobby.

Daslin

I've killed it twice now.