Memorable quotes

Nim

Synbios said:

Nim said:

Vaehl said:

imo Xer x Tirac has more potential than Xer x Hasar, because I feel more sexual tension around the former

I don't actually know anything about @Tirac but I imagine that they'd be less of a long-term couple and more of one or two nights that they never bring up again or talk about afterward, but also never really forget either. @Xer x @Hasar might not have that sort of chemistry but it could probably last in whatever form it's in, therefore OTP.

@Nim: Now, I know you are a DAMN PERVERTED FILTHY FUJOSHI and my eldritch self would never dream or undream of exchanging two or more words with you, but I must ask you this very important and critical question: If you're making a Xer x Tirac x Hasar pairing, who's the uke, who's the seme, and who's going to get NTR'd?

@Xer is probably the uke in all the relationships. He probably still maintains a degree of control though, but I don't think that helps much with @Tirac. He has all the harems though, all of them, so it's less getting NTR'd and more just something you have to begrudgingly accept going into it. It helps that casual murder is acceptable in Mhaldorian culture, I think... but then does that mean if @Hasar and @Tirac fight over @Xer it's actually some s&m threesome? Kyaa, Mhaldorian relationships are complicated!

Ruth

Dunn said:

Accidentally clicked a mapper hyperlink to an Eleusian room while clicking my Mudlet window:

(5 - s)

A verdant clearing laden with cherry blossoms.

The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. A rune shaped like a butterfly has 

been sketched into the ground here. A rune like an open eye has been sketched 

into the ground here. Petals falling from its flowering branches, a cherry 

blossom tree thrives here. A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. A 

sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. Snorting 

softly, a dappled grey destrier lingers in regal repose. There is a walnut 

hiding among the leaves littering the ground.  Speaker Ravien Corten, Arcthyos 

is here. She wields an ivy-wreathed quarterstaff in both hands. You may ENTER 

the WILDERNESS map from here.

You see exits leading northeast, east, and south.

Your blindness is cured by a wunjo rune on a totem.

Your attention is grabbed and held by a fascinating butterfly-like rune.

You spy a fehu rune on a totem.

Your insomnia has cleared up.

You spy a fehu rune on a totem.

You feel incredibly tired, and fall asleep immediately.

You spy a fehu rune on a totem.

You feel yourself calm down as the kola nut wears off.

5345h, 4640m, 26123e, 21400w cexd-m

[Curing]: WAKE

You begin your struggle to escape from the dreamworld.

5345h, 4640m, 26123e, 21400w cexd-m

(mapper): Stopped walking.

You are asleep and can do nothing. WAKE will attempt to wake you.

5345h, 4640m, 26123e, 21400w cexd-m

You begin your struggle to escape from the dreamworld.

5345h, 4640m, 26123e, 21400w cexd-m

(mapper): Stopped walking.

(mapper): Stopped walking.

You continue your struggle to escape from the dreamworld.

5345h, 4640m, 26123e, 21400w cexd-m

You continue your struggle to escape from the dreamworld.

5345h, 4640m, 26123e, 21400w cexd-m

[Nutmeg]: Maintaining skullcap aura.

[Nutmeg]: Maintaining mass.

[Nutmeg]: Eating moss.

[Nutmeg]: All classes enabled.

You have set the 'rebounding' defence to the 1 priority.

5345h, 4640m, 26125e, 21400w cexd-m

You have set the 'mass' defence to the 1 priority.

5345h, 4640m, 26125e, 21400w cexd-m

You are asleep and can do nothing. WAKE will attempt to wake you.

5345h, 4640m, 26125e, 21400w cexd-m

You open your eyes and yawn mightily.

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[Curing]: WRITHE

You begin trying to wrest your mind free of that which has transfixed it.

5345h, 4640m, 26125e, 21400w ced-m

You take out some balm and quickly rub it on your skin.

Your body grows extremely dense and heavy as the density balm infuses your skin.

5345h, 4640m, 26125e, 21400w ced-

You clench your fists, grit your teeth, and banish all possibility of sleep.

5345h, 4540m, 26125e, 21400w ced- (-100m)

You eat an arsenic pellet.

Your eyes dim as you lose your sight.

5345h, 4540m, 26125e, 21400w cedb-

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

5345h, 4540m, 26125e, 21400w cexdb-

You may apply another salve or balm to yourself.

5345h, 4540m, 26125e, 21400w cexdb-

Ravien begins to follow you.

Wut.

I think she thought that I sent you as an escort to bring her into Eleusis. LOL. I was having the conclusion of that war meeting.

Dunn

Oh, LOL. That's funny timing.

Also, Nim disagreed with that post. The fuck was there to disagree with?

Santar

Sometimes people misclick.

I've been horrified occasionally when I scroll back through a topic to see that I've insightful'd some absolute drivel.

Herenicus

Especially if you're forumsing on a mobile.

Vaehl

Today's issue culture is interesting.

Back story: Exterminating Eastern Ithmia during a skirmish. This guy healing it. Tell him to stop, he says no. I kill.

Sunny tells you, "Your war is with Eleusis not nature. There is a difference."

You tell Sunny, "Not the way we're doing it."

You tell Sunny, "If you wish to heal the forests. Heal them after our skirmish."

Sunny tells you, "I am still not part of that. I serve nature and Art not Eleusis."

You tell Sunny, "If you heal them during our skirmish. You will be slain."

Sunny tells you, "And I will issue every time. We will see who wins."

Cheir

To which you responded, "You just go ahead and do that, Sunshine."?

Rangor

@dunn and @ravien having an affair. I'm onto you now!

Synbios

Nim said:

...but then does that mean if @Hasar and @Tirac fight over @Xer it's actually some s&m threesome? Kyaa, Mhaldorian relationships are complicated!

@Nim: Now, I am a pure and innocent maideneldritch abomination, and I abhor the filth that you are trying to infect our impressionable forumers with, YOU DAMN PERVERTED FUJOSHI, and that you would make Shiguma Rika very very proud(and UNIVERRRRRSE!) which is a Bad(tm) thing, and that I would never ever condone such immoral acts, but I feel compelled to must ask one thing: 

Would this image be a close enough example of your fantasy(minus one person, but I will definitely never degrade myself by doing a thorough image search, especially for a DAMN PERVERTED FUJOSHI like yourself!)?

Cynlael

Randoms leaving Eleusis for Mhaldor, and making threatening news posts about it.

Much funny, so lol, wow.

Herenicus

I'm not going to criticize a gent for putting himself out there, encouraging others to respond or react. I don't really understand why anyone would. 

Nim

...omg catboy @Xer. @Ruth, help make this a thing! Be such an awesome catyrannus rex that all mhaldorians aspire toward felinosaur aspects and wear their likeness!

a-anyway, that is clearly @Tirac and @Xer after a valiant raid and/or defense, winding down.

Kerria

Verrucht says in an urbane voice, "Rise as a new sister in an honoured order of knights, Dame Kerria Lighthawk-Imperio."

Verrucht solemnly asks, "Do you, Kerria and @Kardal‌, each vow to take the other's hand and bind it to yours in matrimony?"
You joyfully agree to bind your hand to Kardal's in matrimony.
Kardal joyfully agrees to bind his hand to yours in matrimony.
The melodious chiming of wedding bells rings out, celebrating the marriage of Kardal and Kerria.

Jacen

Kerria said:

Verrucht says in an urbane voice, "Rise as a new sister in an honoured order of knights, Dame Kerria Lighthawk-Imperio."

Verrucht solemnly asks, "Do you, Kerria and @Kardal‌, each vow to take the other's hand and bind it to yours in matrimony?"
You joyfully agree to bind your hand to Kardal's in matrimony.
Kardal joyfully agrees to bind his hand to yours in matrimony.
The melodious chiming of wedding bells rings out, celebrating the marriage of Kardal and Kerria.

I read that as Verrucht putting Kerria under the Imperio curse and forcing her to marry Kardal. Poor girl.

Jhaeli

@Kerria had a busy day yesterday. Accoladed then married shortly after!

Glad it all worked out great, despite an initial setback!

Kardal

There is more

Found kid --> Knighted --> Married

Rom

The sky grows dark as Iakimen calls upon powerful magics. Raising his hands balefully, he causes
lightning bolts, the hammer of the storm, to shoot from his hands and slam into Aegoth.
Aegoth has been slain by Iakimen.
A group of 3 aurum flakes falls from Aegoth's corpse.
A group of 3 ferrum flakes falls from Aegoth's corpse.
A group of 2 magnesium chips falls from Aegoth's corpse.
A potash crystal falls from Aegoth's corpse.
An arsenic pellet falls from Aegoth's corpse.
The corpse of a barnacle encrusted oyster falls from Aegoth's corpse.
x60-ish, lots of oysters
The corpse of a regal valley iguana falls from Aegoth's corpse.
A magnesium chip falls from Aegoth's corpse.
A potash crystal falls from Aegoth's corpse.
A pinch of ground malachite falls from Aegoth's corpse.
An arsenic pellet falls from Aegoth's corpse.
An arsenic pellet falls from Aegoth's corpse.
A potash crystal falls from Aegoth's corpse.

You say, "There's your crystals."

You beam broadly at Iakimen.

Iakimen says in a coarse, nonchalant voice, "Wait."

You put your hands on your hips and say "Huh?"

Iakimen says in a coarse, nonchalant voice, "He only dropped oysters."

Iakimen heaves an almighty groan.

Lothiac snickers softly to himself.

Lothiac says in a clear voice, "Already folded."

The soul of Aegoth says something unintelligible.

You say, "Well same thing right."

You say, "Oh."

You say, "Oh well."

The soul of Aegoth says, "Behold your ray of hope has turned into the blackened, choking ash of
defeat."

You say, "He got us there."

The soul of Aegoth says, "Gaze upon those empty oysters and despair."

Iakimen shakes his head sadly from side to side.

Iakimen says in a coarse, nonchalant voice, "That is true."

Halios

You focus your murderous intent upon Colbey.

You rip into Swordmaster Colbey with your massive, deadly claws.

You have scored a CRITICAL hit!

You rip into Swordmaster Colbey with your massive, deadly claws.

You have scored a CRITICAL hit!

You rip into Swordmaster Colbey with your massive, deadly claws.

You have scored a CRUSHING CRITICAL hit!

You rip into Swordmaster Colbey with your massive, deadly claws.

You have scored an OBLITERATING CRITICAL hit!

You have slain Swordmaster Colbey, retrieving the corpse.

A jagged iconic shard appears and clatters to the ground.

Numerous golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.

-----

You rip into Lieutenant Serentesh with your massive, deadly claws.

You have scored an ANNIHILATINGLY POWERFUL CRITICAL hit!

You have slain Lieutenant Serentesh, retrieving the corpse.

Numerous golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.

----

You rip into Captain Korlosh with your massive, deadly claws.

You rip into Captain Korlosh with your massive, deadly claws.

You have scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL hit!!!

You have slain Captain Korlosh, retrieving the corpse.

Numerous golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.

----

You rip into Clynalia, the Tiger with your massive, deadly claws.

You have scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL hit!!!

You have slain Clynalia, the Tiger, retrieving the corpse.

Numerous golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.

----

You rip into Shale Ironrock with your massive, deadly claws.

You have scored an ANNIHILATINGLY POWERFUL CRITICAL hit!

You have slain Shale Ironrock, retrieving the corpse.

Numerous golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.

----

You kiss a Stygian pendant passionately.

Melodie

From a couple of days ago, but just re-found it. While sitting in Cyrene chatting with a few people:

You say to Kenway with a flowing, cultured accent, "Good to see you around these parts, and not up north."

Kenway says with a calm, dark Vashnarian accent, "Yeah."

Kenway says with a calm, dark Vashnarian accent, "It's nice."

You say to Kenway with a flowing, cultured accent, "Would hate to have to slice your throat open with the rest of the Ashtani when I visit occasionally."

Sir Aerek Ancyrion says to Kenway, "Get a load of her. Regular warrior princess, these days."

Sir Aerek Ancyrion says, "I can't get enough of it."

Santar

5082h, 4370m, 25003e, 21800w cexkdb-18:04:40:303

You tell Blackthorn Iakimen Longshanks, Virid Champion, "Come to clouds then 

move north."

5082h, 4370m, 25010e, 21800w cexkdb-18:04:45:250

On the clouds (indoors).

Everything about you is obscured by a heavy fog. You are high above the Sapience 

mainland with a view that is nothing short of outstanding. Below you are 

scattered clouds, and further below you see a falcon wheeling and banking in 

pursuit of its meal. A ladder of long, soft leaves comprises a wispy Weaver's 

Fern along the ground. A ruthless river crocodile rests here, claiming this 

location as territory. Lurking around, Snow, an albino dire wolf watches 

silently. A young blue dragon stands here with an aloof stare, wagging his tail 

idly.  Hands of rotting flesh and white bone push up from the ground.

You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west, 

northwest, up, down, and in.

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Aelios has fallen victim to the extraordinary powers of Exemplar Aelios Azon, 

Aarashi Shamshir in Ainghaeal's Nest.

Cadarus stands triumphant, the winner of the Rampage game in Ainghaeal's Nest.

5082h, 4370m, 25010e, 21800w cexkdb-18:04:46:584

You dip your fingers into the cool water of the bowl, willing it to reveal the 

location of Iakimen.

An image of Eleusis appears reflected within the bowl, shifting with the 

rippling water to display Atop the Eleusian Gatehouse.  (6739)

From your knowledge, that room is in Eleusis.

5082h, 4320m, 25010e, 21780w cxkdb-18:04:50:583(-50)

----------------------EQUILIBRIUM-----------------------

5082h, 4320m, 24995e, 21798w cexkdb-18:04:52:405

You dip your fingers into the cool water of the bowl, willing it to reveal the 

location of Iakimen.

An image of Eleusis appears reflected within the bowl, shifting with the 

rippling water to display Atop the Eleusian Gatehouse.  (6739)

From your knowledge, that room is in Eleusis.

5082h, 4270m, 24995e, 21778w cxkdb-18:04:52:434(-50)

----------------------EQUILIBRIUM-----------------------

5082h, 4270m, 25010e, 21778w cexkdb-18:04:54:310

You dip your fingers into the cool water of the bowl, willing it to reveal the 

location of Iakimen.

An image of Eleusis appears reflected within the bowl, shifting with the 

rippling water to display Atop the Eleusian Gatehouse.  (6739)

From your knowledge, that room is in Eleusis.

5082h, 4220m, 25010e, 21758w cxkdb-18:04:54:320(-50)

----------------------EQUILIBRIUM-----------------------

5082h, 4220m, 25010e, 21776w cexkdb-18:04:56:226

Iakimen tells you, "Is this a trap."

5082h, 4220m, 25010e, 21776w cexkdb-18:04:56:586

Iakimen tells you, "Suspicious."

5082h, 4220m, 25010e, 21776w cexkdb-18:04:58:780

You tell Blackthorn Iakimen Longshanks, Virid Champion, "Yes."

5082h, 4220m, 25010e, 21776w cexkdb-18:04:58:881

Mycen and Xinna arrives, following Hasar from the ether.

Snow bristles with alertness as his lips curl up into a silent, vicious snarl, 

long white teeth bared in defiance at Hasar.

A young blue dragon tells you, "Hasar has arrived at On the clouds."

Hasar removes a pair of eagle's wings.

5082h, 4220m, 25010e, 21794w cexkdb-18:05:02:015

Ahh, I am truly sorry, but I do not see anyone by that name here.

5082h, 4220m, 25010e, 21794w cexkdb-18:05:02:391

You detect nothing here by that name.

5082h, 4220m, 25010e, 21794w cexkdb-18:05:02:396

Hasar blinks his eyes rapidly.

5082h, 4220m, 25010e, 21794w cexkdb-18:05:02:619

Hasar ceases to wield a blackened cavalry shield with ivory accents in his right 

hand.

5082h, 4220m, 25010e, 21794w cexkdb-18:05:02:625

Hasar ceases to wield a sinister staff with a strange orb in his left hand.

5082h, 4220m, 25010e, 21794w cexkdb-18:05:02:849

Hasar begins to wield a blackened cavalry shield with ivory accents in his right 

hand.

5082h, 4220m, 25010e, 21794w cexkdb-18:05:02:854

Hasar begins to wield a sinister staff with a strange orb in his left hand.

5082h, 4220m, 25010e, 21794w cexkdb-18:05:02:858

Hasar vigorously spins an opaque crystal disc, and it begins to hover in the air.

(MAYBE RETARDATION MAYBE RETARDATION MAYBE RETARDATION)

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Hasar ceases to wield a blackened cavalry shield with ivory accents in his right 

hand.

5082h, 4220m, 25010e, 21794w cexkdb-18:05:02:868

Hasar begins to wield an obsidian dagger in his right hand.

5082h, 4220m, 25010e, 21794w cexkdb-18:05:02:870

Hasar's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.

Hasar makes a forceful gesture and some crystals embed themselves into the 

ground.

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Hasar takes a long drag off his oaken pipe.

5082h, 4220m, 25010e, 21794w cexkdb-18:05:03:077

Hasar takes a drink from an oaken vial.

5082h, 4220m, 25010e, 21800w cexkdb-18:05:03:841

You touch the tattoo and a nearly invisible magical shield forms around you.

[Omnipave]: No longer shielding

5082h, 4220m, 25010e, 21800w cxkdb-18:05:04:407

5082h, 4220m, 25010e, 21800w cxkdb-18:05:04:487

[Omnipave]: System paused

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As the retardation vibration embeds itself, time itself appears to slow.

Retardation! Prepare to slow down!

Retardation! Prepare to slow down!

Retardation! Prepare to slow down!

Retardation! Prepare to slow down!

5082h, 4220m, 25010e, 21800w cxkdb-[Paused]18:05:05:423

You move sluggishly into action.

5082h, 4220m, 24995e, 21800w cxkdb-[Paused]18:05:06:803

You move sluggishly into action.

5082h, 4220m, 24995e, 21800w cxkdb-[Paused]18:05:07:031

You move sluggishly into action.

5082h, 4220m, 24995e, 21800w cxkdb-[Paused]18:05:07:035

You move sluggishly into action.

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A nearly invisible magical shield forms around Hasar.

Awkward coincidence.

Mizik

The soul of Lowen says, "Why are you guys attacking your own citymate?"

Dunn says in a deep, hollow voice, "For fun."

You say, "Discipline."

Sempai Jhui Ta'sa, Warlord of the Crossing says, "I feed off of it."

Dalran, the Sonus Sunderer says, "I truthfully don't like him."

Hirst says in an eerie, subdued voice, "It's a sign of affection."

So many things wrong this this snippet. Sucks to be a newbie in 2014

Meanwhile, I died IG while posting this, fml.

Bluef

- 2014/08/23 23:07:44 - Dajio has been slain by the might of the ghost of a drowned sailor. 

- 2014/08/23 23:33:34 - Antic Kaie Shayan'Kor has severed Dajio's head from his body with a mighty blow. 

- 2014/08/23 23:42:39 - Keeping the head as a trophy, Bluef Shayan'Kor, the Somnolent Wytch has collapsed Dajio's skull, bringing him to an agonising end. 

- 2014/08/24 00:00:55 - Dajio falls to Bishop Aegoth I'llur, the Reaver of Flesh, his body seared to a crisp by electric energy. 

- 2014/08/24 00:07:24 - Draqoom Van Helsing, Iron Fist has battered Dajio to death. 

- 2014/08/24 01:31:56 - Draqoom Van Helsing, Iron Fist has battered Dajio to death. 

- 2014/08/24 01:36:38 - Draqoom Van Helsing, Iron Fist has battered Dajio to death. 

- 2014/08/24 01:47:35 - Draqoom Van Helsing, Iron Fist has battered Dajio to death. 

- 2014/08/24 01:55:04 - Ebony Benefactrix Cyla Hayabusa, Sister of the Shadow has battered Dajio to death.

Someone is having a bad day. So much for killing "my whole family" punk.

Achimrst

Did you at least get the artie for that head?

Bluef

Achimrst said:

Did you at least get the artie for that head?

Yep.  

A gilded pike with the decapitated head of Dajio has been erected here.

Cyla

Verrucht tells you, "SHUT UP BITCH."

Verrucht tells you, "I mean, you are correct in this."

Daslin

Bronislav slides Thoth's fang into a small iron sheath with a quiet 'swish'.

3482h, 4114m, 16188e, 17600w cexkdb 87%-

Bronislav swirls an iron-tipped whip, coils it up neatly and slips it onto a jewelled belthook of 

blued steel.

3482h, 4114m, 16188e, 17600w cexkdb 87%-

The air around Thoth's fang vibrates as Bronislav swiftly unsheathes it from a small iron sheath.

3482h, 4114m, 16188e, 17600w cexkdb 87%-

In a single, fluid motion, Bronislav uncoils an iron-tipped whip from a jewelled belthook of blued 

steel.

3482h, 4114m, 16188e, 17600w cexkdb 87%-

You see Bronislav Zviera, Shield Bearer yell, "Help! Help!"

3482h, 4114m, 16188e, 17600w cexkdb 87%-

You slip away to the east and successfully evade your pursuers.

Ruminic Street before Merrilon Section.

Still showin' dem skillz there Bronislav. Seriously man, I'm not even a good fighter and you need guards? For reference, I went down like a sack of potatoes to said guards, but come on man. Just leave the dirk and whip away if you'll call for guards.

Blujixapug

acting like calling guards on someone is not a pleasure to be enjoyed every time the opportunity arises

Bronislav

Daslin said:

Bronislav slides Thoth's fang into a small iron sheath with a quiet 'swish'.

3482h, 4114m, 16188e, 17600w cexkdb 87%-

Bronislav swirls an iron-tipped whip, coils it up neatly and slips it onto a jewelled belthook of 

blued steel.

3482h, 4114m, 16188e, 17600w cexkdb 87%-

The air around Thoth's fang vibrates as Bronislav swiftly unsheathes it from a small iron sheath.

3482h, 4114m, 16188e, 17600w cexkdb 87%-

In a single, fluid motion, Bronislav uncoils an iron-tipped whip from a jewelled belthook of blued 

steel.

3482h, 4114m, 16188e, 17600w cexkdb 87%-

You see Bronislav Zviera, Shield Bearer yell, "Help! Help!"

3482h, 4114m, 16188e, 17600w cexkdb 87%-

You slip away to the east and successfully evade your pursuers.

Ruminic Street before Merrilon Section.

Still showin' dem skillz there Bronislav. Seriously man, I'm not even a good fighter and you need guards? For reference, I went down like a sack of potatoes to said guards, but come on man. Just leave the dirk and whip away if you'll call for guards.

'Need' is a strong word.

Jhaeli

People keep complaining about it, but defenders in Cyrene are going to call guards. It's gonna happen. Stop expecting it not to, and you'll be better prepared going in.  

Austere

Doesn't mean when you out number us by a long shot,  you shouldn't try defending without them.