Memorable quotes

Kresslack

(Market): Maefeng says, "Need to cover his mouth because he's so noisy? Wanna tie her up or hang yourself? Bondage ribbons at the House of Wares!"

Trey

- 2014/05/10 09:39:05 - Manok says, "How can i see?"

- 2014/05/10 09:39:50 - Durgrin says, "Do you mean, aside from using 'look'?"

- 2014/05/10 09:40:38 - Manok says, "I mean i am only able to see typing..."

- 2014/05/10 09:41:08 - Durgrin says, "This is text based adventure game, 

sorry."

- 2014/05/10 09:41:27 - Manok says, "What... thats not nice..."

- 2014/05/10 09:41:43 - Durgrin says, "You've never played a MUD before?"

- 2014/05/10 09:42:03 - Manok says, "Whatever... im gonna go now..."

Daslin

@Trey was a little lulzy, and a little sad all at once.

Iocun

I feel Manok's pain.

Aktillum

Manok is too chicken to play a MUD game

Jukilian

(Hashan): Teghaine says, "I think I'll be excellent... but it's typo early yet to tell."

Deladan

Folding the Veil of reality, you bend your mighty will to seek out Bob.
Planetarium library (indoors).
Hanging from the wall is a painting of a night above Hashan. A runic totem is
planted solidly in the ground. A small obsidian idol sits here, depicting the
ambitious and powerful form of Twilight. There are 2 mounted tsalmaveths here. A
knight of the Atrament guards the area, hands poised on the pommel of a
broadsword. There are 2 hooded nocturnis here.  Bob stands here.
You see exits leading southwest and west.

All for me..... You guys shouldn't have. Really, Those guards could be better used somewhere else.

edit: I was trying to make it pretty for everyone

Mithridates

Santar tells you, "Tbh I think the penis ship has promise as a rammer."

Carmell

With a flick of her talon, Jovie flicks the decapitated head of Hirst into the air, catching it between her teeth with a sickening crunch.

Jovie says in a low, disciplined voice, "Tastes like air."

Jovie

Get it? because airheads. ha ha ha ha

please like me

Saeva

You point an elemental staff at @Kross, and cause a bolt of lightning to cascade
out and roar screaming into him.
The lightning bolt finishes Kross off, and as he dies, his eyeballs explode from
their sockets with the fury of the storm.
You have slain Kross.
Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have
advanced to level 88.
You have reached the illustrious level of 3rd Rank of the Infinite.
*** Congratulations, you've just completed the Greet the Pixie Queen or the Imp
Lord task! ***
*** Congratulations, you've just completed the Greet the Kobold King or the
Pygmy Cook task! ***
*** Congratulations, you've just completed the Greet Hunter Ealeo or Guardian
Niluint task! ***
*** Congratulations, you've just completed the Moving Up in the World task! ***
A starburst tattoo flares and bathes Kross in red light.
A bloodroot leaf falls from Kross's person.
A group of 2 pieces of irid moss falls from Kross's person. 

#99percentthenthisbitchmade1newlevel #getroofed

Saeva

Ada

You glance over Mithridates and see that his health is at 5370/5042.
4041h, 3517m, 19100e, 16471w cxkdb-43.0%- [Paused](-86)
You have recovered equilibrium.
4041h, 3517m, 19105e, 16483w cexkdb-43.0%- [Paused]
The pain plaguing your right arm subsides.
4041h, 3545m, 19100e, 16474w cexkdb-43.0%- [Paused](+28)
Mithridates Eupator Dionysius says, "Hopefully, he'll just end up going away."
4041h, 3545m, 19100e, 16474w cexkdb-43.0%- [Paused]emote counts something on her fingers.
You have emoted: Ada counts something on her fingers.
4041h, 3576m, 19100e, 16478w cexkdb-43.0%- [Paused](+31)
The pain plaguing your left arm subsides.
4041h, 3524m, 19100e, 16483w cexkdb-43.0%- [Paused]
4041h, 3524m, 19100e, 16483w cexkdb-43.0%- [Paused]777
CQ ALL
COMBO Troll MNK LEFT SPP LEFT SPP LEFT
Your queues are already empty.
4041h, 3505m, 19105e, 16494w cexkdb-43.0%- [Paused](-19)
You hurl yourself towards Lady Talarna with a lightning-fast moon kick.
You connect!
Lady Talarna begins to yell for help.
(Targossas): Lady Talarna says, "I'm in trouble here at 'The Targossian barracks!'"
A Brighthold watchman springs to Lady Talarna's defence.
A Brighthold watchman springs to Lady Talarna's defence.
A Brighthold watchman springs to Lady Talarna's defence.
You form a spear hand and stab out towards Lady Talarna.
You connect!
You have scored a CRUSHING CRITICAL hit!
You form a spear hand and stab out towards Lady Talarna.
You connect!
4041h, 3505m, 19060e, 16494w cekdb-43.0%- [Paused]

Oops.. don't hit the troll or you'd be

What did the forums do *flails*

Synbios

@Ada: Well now, I guess that teaches you one thing: 

(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

Do not feedcombo the trolls.

Hasar

http://pastebin.com/uX4zj3B3

RUNNNNN

Mishgul

Hasar said:

http://pastebin.com/uX4zj3B3

RUNNNNN

#theeternalseathedream2014

Ada

You exclaim, "Ydachikachishiroul!"
5085h, 3906m, 24320e, 14593w cexkdb-
Aisling Vallah says, "Eep."
5085h, 3949m, 24320e, 14593w cexkdb-
Aisling Vallah says, "Bless you."
5085h, 3893m, 24320e, 14597w cexkdb-

That me giggle, @Aisling

Mathonwy

Anyone else remember that time that all the marks on Markwho decided to cham Ydachikachishiroul?

And then the other time, when everyone chammed @Manifest and he actually came back. That was a good day.

And then Catfish happened.

Dunn

RIP in pepperonis Manifest.

Tharvis

Mathonwy said:

Anyone else remember that time that all the marks on Markwho decided to cham Ydachikachishiroul?

And then the other time, when everyone chammed @Manifest and he actually came back. That was a good day.

And then Catfish happened.

quick, everyone cham Tanris

Jovie

Dunn said:

RIP in pepperonis Manifest.

rest in peace in pepperonis

Dunn

You need to internet more.

Jovie

Dunn said:

You need to internet more.

Kyrra

This is one of the reasons why @Vastar is so amazingly awesome.

At a cracked stairwell (indoors).
Strewn liberally over the stairwell, a slippery carpet of dust and rubble makes movement over the steadily crumbling steps even more hazardous. The walls of the upwards-leading passage are mostly intact, with only small dents in the stone chipped away as they rise alongside the stairs to an unseen second level. A large slab of stone sits atop the upper opening of the stairway, leaving only a small space for light to pass through. In the semi-darkness, the flaking blue paint is almost as black as the rock it is peeling away from. Covered in dust, a small child darts about the piles of rubble. Lorlek stands in the rubble, framed by a large pair of cloth-decorated wooden wings. Artificial wings spread out behind him, an adult devotee wanders through the debris. Artificial wings spread out behind her, an adult devotee wanders through the debris. Antlers of jet black crown the head of a proud ivory peryton. A red-crested falcon focuses its piercing gaze on you as it stands proudly here.
You see exits leading north, south, west, and up.
A wingless child exclaims, "Ooo, that's the pretty atavian lady who gave me my feather! Hi pretty atavian lady!"
A wingless child waves his hand at you in greeting.

No more than nine years old, this barefoot child is at home amongst the fallen walls and rubble of the ruins. His long tunic is red, torn, and dusty, and its light cloth reaches past his knees to offer cover while still keeping him cool in the jungle's heat. Raggedly cut hair falls in front of his blue eyes, though most of its sandy strands are pulled back into a loose tie at the scruff of his neck. A single tawny feather is carefully tucked over his right ear, and he occasionally reaches up to run his fingers against it.
A wingless child appears to lack strength.
He weighs about 50 pounds.
He is loyal to Seat of Vastar.

Kerria

(Market): @Anaidiana‌says, "Single Mayan Crown seeks new owner for long walks on the beach. Send tells."

Achilles

Thanks Green Ray, you alright in my book.

Seven rays of different coloured light spring out from Hirst's outstretched hands, irradiating the 

location with blinding strobes.

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|     HIRST CHAOSRAYS | HIRST CHAOSRAYS     |

 ------------------------------------------- 

Horror overcomes Maive's face as her body stiffens into paralysis.

Horror overcomes Jonesey's face as his body stiffens into paralysis.

Horror overcomes Iskla's face as his body stiffens into paralysis.

Horror overcomes Austere's face as his body stiffens into paralysis.

Horror overcomes Antonius's face as his body stiffens into paralysis.

You are hit by a indigo, violet, and green ray.

Hmmmm. Why must everything be so difficult to figure out?

Your sense of time returns to normal.

1738h(20%), 2429m(34%), (100%)e, (89%)w, n|w   (Rennyn) 20:43:18.644(sip speed|eat 

goldenseal)(+1209h, 14.4%) 

With a baying howl, a chaos hound leaps upon you and slashes viciously at you with teeth and claws.

91h(1%), 2429m(34%), (100%)e, (89%)w, n|w   (Rennyn) 20:43:18.666(-1647h, 19.6%)

Shara

Cerasus says in a calm, quiet voice, "I'm not sure my body... could endure what they'd put me through."

You give a trillingly melodic laugh.

Shara covers her ears playfully.

Cerasus says in a calm, quiet voice, "Sounds like an ad in the public Achaean newspaper."

You say in a soft, smoky voice, "You could put an ad in one of the Hashani papers."

You say in a soft, smoky voice, "Lord @Vayne offers ad space."

Cerasus says in a calm, quiet voice, "Shy Mhun male seeks active Rajamalan male. Claw marks and bite marks are welcome and appreciated."


The humor of this Tater...

Verrucht

#justtaterthings2014thedreamtheanthemthesongthenightmarethereality

Kresslack

Acrolo, Aidus, Akavir, Amaranda, Ariannus, Assassa, Asudan, Atalkez, Athorem, Azuros, Boosteya,Caderyn, Caliko, Callis, Cerasus, Crixos, Cyla, Cyran, Dalavan, Darktalon, Doinionn, Domanic,Dortheron, Drave, Drual, Ernam, Falthus, Gamden, Gelendil, Gildengrey, Halei, Hanley, Induri,Jinsun, Juliet, Juniko, Kadin, Kaie, Kaihuti, Kandra, Karthys, Kokoa, Lannah, Lilian, Melodie, Minelva,Moonfox, Oleyn, Oriias, Orzaansyn, Prydwyn, Raynor, Rholund, Saeva, Seara, Shara, Shirszae,Squidax, Syzygy, Tahquil, Talyndrae, Taraus, Tarnellem, Vasriia, Vastin, Verd, Xellan, Yae

Total: 132 players online.

It almost never seems to add up when you just look at it.

Cyla

You say in a soft, docile voice, "Shout something."

You urge Accipiter onwards.

The air vibrates as the voice of Accipiter thrums loudly, "Cyla is phased in Targossas."