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I still refuse to switch alignments, but this makes me ache for the academy! So glad it exists.
I have undressed a god.
You purse your lips and blow lightly upon a frosted glass flute.
5775h, 4200m, 26400e, 18900w cexkdb-turn flute
A frosted glass flute is unaffected by your efforts.
5775h, 4200m, 26400e, 18900w cexkdb-pull flute
A frosted glass flute is unaffected by your efforts.
5775h, 4200m, 26400e, 18900w cexkdb-push flute
A frosted glass flute is unaffected by your efforts.
5775h, 4200m, 26400e, 18900w cexkdb-break flute
In a demonstration of your strength, you destroy a frosted glass flute in your hands.
5775h, 4200m, 26400e, 18900w cexkdb-
Opening her mouth wide, Alrena gapes in wonder at you.
Your breath scorches the air as you say, "Cause the ones that fear change be the
ones that don't care."
(Targossas): Havyn says, "Excellent! How about I send you an invitation to the Academy,
Labelieze? It will help some of the questions that you are having."
(Targossas): Labelieze says, "Plz havyn do it im looking for it =D."
You tell Havyn Shu'in-Crescent, Augur of Light, "Oh, gods."
(Targossas): Havyn says, "Okay!"
You tell Havyn Shu'in-Crescent, Augur of Light, "Another one out of Creville, am I right?"
(Targossas): Havyn says, "Accept that invitation please, Labelieze."
(The Academy): Havyn says, "Yay!! Labelieze!"
(The Academy): Havyn says, "You can talk here with CLT HELLO."
(The Academy): Labelieze says, "HELLO."
(The Academy): Labelieze says, "Lol."
(The Academy): Labelieze says, "Im not sure about im doing haha."
(The Academy): Havyn says, "Okay..that is fine..let me get you started with something to
read."
(The Academy): Labelieze says, "Tyvm."
(The Academy): Havyn says, "It will explain things a bit more and give you some guidance
for life in the realms."
You tell Havyn Shu'in-Crescent, Augur of Light, "Can I stick my dirk in its kidney, ma'am?
I promise I'll hide the corpse real good."
(The Academy): Havyn says, "Look at CLHELP WELCOME please."
(The Academy): Labelieze says, "Okye."
(The Academy): Havyn says, "And make sure you read the other scrolls it references in
there please."
(The Academy): Labelieze says, "Ok
."
You tell Havyn Shu'in-Crescent, Augur of Light, "Like HELP INSANITY, RIGHT? RIGHT?"
Havyn tells you, "No shanking...and yes..that is in there!..hehe."
(The Academy): Labelieze says, "Fisrt let me say something."
You tell Havyn Shu'in-Crescent, Augur of Light, "Oh noes."
(The Academy): Havyn says, "Alright."
(Crickets)
You tell Havyn Shu'in-Crescent, Augur of Light, "You're not hearing it because she SAYed
it."
Havyn tells you, "Oh hell."
(The Academy): Labelieze says, "My english isn't dat good, i can understand what u type
but maybe u maybe will can't understand me, fell free to tell me if u don't understand."
(The Academy): Labelieze says, "Now im reading the scrolls xD."
(The Academy): Havyn says, "Excellent! Please make sure you read the ones titled HELP
INSANTIY and HELP LANGUAGE RULES as well!"
You tell Havyn Shu'in-Crescent, Augur of Light, "I can bring it to Istarion to learn
Tsol'dasi, and conveniently forget her there."
You tell Havyn Shu'in-Crescent, Augur of Light, "Relos did this to me, it worked. Or not,
erm..."
(The Academy): Labelieze says, "I did alrdy ty."
You tell Havyn Shu'in-Crescent, Augur of Light, "Tell me when we're holding the next
Festival of Dawn? I can't wait to put things in the Bonfire."
Iconoclasm.
Caveman intelligence.
Ever see the movie "Carrie"? The proper response to being bathed in blood is always a good bonfire.
It's not in effigy if they burn the actual object they're wanting to burn.
This is such a hot topic.
- Mathonwy
What's the matter, Trey? Did you burn yourself out coming up with that?
- Mathonwy
Burned.
Penwize has cowardly forfeited the challenge to mortal combat issued by Atalkez.
I just have a thing for heated discussions.
Anybody called?
→My Mudlet Scripts
Guys, guys... this a no-smoking forum. I think we better stop before they strike a match on us.
- Mathonwy
Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to step away from the flammable materials. You seem to be a bit hot-headed for this area.
Yeah, I guess discussing inflammatory subjects is for rants. Let's go before we burn everyone out.
I wish you all weren't so bad at making puns so I could at least chuckle.
Cascades of quicksilver light streak across the firmament as the celestial voice of Ourania intones, "Oh Jarrod..."
And this is where the ball was dropped. I am disappointed. That could have went better.
I was on the verge of stealing some puns from the Internet but decided to keep it OC. Your disappointment has not gone unnoticed, but has been filed away into the /care section.
- Mathonwy
Join KoTH in Loosis, and this is what I see:
Forest in the shadow of the cliffs.
A many-headed hydra towers over the area, his carmine scales glimmering like gems. Soldier
Caladbolg Van Helsing is here. He wields a Delosian bastard sword in both hands.
You see exits leading north, east, and southwest.
@Caladbolg's a real man. We're also probably going to lose
Ya'll pretty much stomped us. We got stuck with newbmonk @Rangor who couldn't even bbt off delph dsl's.
Penwize has cowardly forfeited the challenge to mortal combat issued by Atalkez.
I did gotop hill and got a c++ error
AND HEY! I totally walked into them LOSing and cleaved someone!
Davio throws a sigil at the ground which bursts in a flash of light.
Jarrod is pulled back into phase with reality!
54.5 290 5042h 7009m 20825e 15923w ex cdbk Jarrod n|nw|w 21:27:44.136
A look of true love crosses Jarrod's face.
A ghostly apparition vanishes from sight to the ether.
54.5 290 5042h 7009m 20825e 15923w ex cdbk Jarrod n|nw|w 21:27:44.143s
u skurrd
Nah, just two steps ahead!
Cascades of quicksilver light streak across the firmament as the celestial voice of Ourania intones, "Oh Jarrod..."
he skurrd