Memorable quotes

Jinsun

Sorry, guys, I use a chat pane to store all of my tells, so I can't post a log with it in line. All I can really do is fill in the gaps.

(Market): Khaibit says, "Selling tasty potash, not even got alchemist poop on 

it."

(Market): Khalaz says, "Shut up and sell me moss."

Ernam tells you, "Scurry."

You tell Soldier Ernam, "Says they guy who relies on a fucking ring."

Nothing else was said here. We just kept fighting til I unraveled him which obviously lead to this exchange:

Ernam tells you, "Your class is (obviously) broken as fuck."

Ernam tells you, "Considering what just happened."

You tell Soldier Ernam, "Uh huh."

Then, he wanted to keep fighting, so we did. His shit crashed and this happened:

- 2014/05/06 14:53:20 - Ernam dies, features contorted from the poison delivered 

by Magister Bellator Jinsun Ze'Dekiah, Twin-born Assassin.

I was already back in Ashtan and didn't even see it.

Daslin tells you, "Lolwat."

Daslin tells you, "How the shit, did you kill him?"

You tell Sempai Daslin Esben-Gunnar, "Heh, I fight pretty well."

Daslin tells you, "Rofl, no shit, yeah. But I'm wondering how the fuck he died 

from your venom, and you're here."

You tell Sempai Daslin Esben-Gunnar, "I... do not know."

Daslin tells you, "Haha!"

You tell Sempai Daslin Esben-Gunnar, "Must not have cured right, that's awesome,

 though."

Ernam

Dunn said:

I posted in combat logs what he should change, but I don't think he stopped bashing long enough to look.

You are repeatedly saying to set defenses correctly, and ignoring the fact that my defenses had nothing to do with the log.  I died because server curing completely stopped, in the middle of the fight.  My re-deffing blindness re-deffing was client side, and was completely non-important.

Nim

I see a line of text saying curing was turned off. Do you have any scripts that would cause that? If not, sounds like a BUG to me!

Jinsun

Ernam said:

Dunn said:

I posted in combat logs what he should change, but I don't think he stopped bashing long enough to look.

You are repeatedly saying to set defenses correctly, and ignoring the fact that my defenses had nothing to do with the log.  I died because server curing completely stopped, in the middle of the fight.  My re-deffing blindness re-deffing was client side, and was completely non-important.

Still just curious about what I did not post cronologically?

Daslin

@Jinsun Thanks for the honorable mention bro!

Jinsun

You welcome! Dis dude put me on ignore because he got tired of shit talking me. The last thing ever said between us came from him, and he won't explain how I lied  

Cooper

(Occultist + mind stupidity still brokenly OP)

Dunn

(Good)

Jinsun

> @Cooper said:
> (Occultist + mind stupidity still brokenly OP)

Heh

Jovolo

Yes

Jinsun

I'm so tired of hearing this. You guys really will never be happy with Occultists. People were calling me OP before I even had a torc. I'm convinced this shitstorm is perpetuated solely on the basis of personal disdain against the three active members of one of the game's smallest factional classes. Maybe if it gets nerfed enough some of you will come out of your little turtle shells and actually attempt to fight against the class .

Kross

Dunn said:

Damn. Ashtan sells 10 at a time and there aren't even permissions this year because we made so many in 653.

#richpeopleproblems

You're Welcome

Tharvis

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**-->                     "city improvement repair"                      <--**

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ooookaaaay then @Sarapis @Tecton @Makarios

Draqoom

Tharvis said:

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**-->                     "city improvement repair"                      <--**

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ooookaaaay then @Sarapis @Tecton @Makarios

Obviously this is the first step in dismantling Hashan. They are forcing you to not repair things in it, next you will see Denizen raids 24/7, then suddenly they will appear with a tank and all hell will break loose. Werewolves will start pouring into the city streets while Deathknights erupt from the sewers below you culminating in a strange box falling from the sky and someone being too curious for their own good unleashing a firestorm across what remains.

Cooper

@Jinsun‌ nothing personal about this, really. I changed my curing around to cure occultists and built in tree usage. Normal occultists (no thoth, no torc) are manageable but still powerful if used correctly. Torc stupidity makes it so your offense can't be slowed down because even if you're hindered you can still be spamming a very useful affliction. Shielding does very little to help because of the way gremlin works. Running is rng because of tentacles and tower if it's used. Flying is the only way to get a small break in afflictions and not everyone can do that.

Jinsun

> @Cooper said:
> Jinsun‌ nothing personal about this, really. I changed my curing around to cure occultists and built in tree usage. Normal occultists (no thoth, no torc) are manageable but still powerful if used correctly. Torc stupidity makes it so your offense can't be slowed down because even if you're hindered you can still be spamming a very useful affliction. Shielding does very little to help because of the way gremlin works. Running is rng because of tentacles and tower if it's used. Flying is the only way to get a small break in afflictions and not everyone can do that.


What torcless occie are you fighting?

Makarios

Improvements all good now, Something unrelated broke with one of the classlead updates.

Aluciana

Draqoom said:

Tharvis said:

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**-->                     "city improvement repair"                      <--**

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ooookaaaay then @Sarapis @Tecton @Makarios

Obviously this is the first step in dismantling Hashan. They are forcing you to not repair things in it, next you will see Denizen raids 24/7, then suddenly they will appear with a tank and all hell will break loose. Werewolves will start pouring into the city streets while Deathknights erupt from the sewers below you culminating in a strange box falling from the sky and someone being too curious for their own good unleashing a firestorm across what remains.

I see what you did there @Draqoom  

Kross

(Market): Datrius says, "50 gold from pack."

Datrius

Silence. I keel you.

Hanley

So, I logged on to my Mhaldorian via the Google Chrome app to check the logs and messages and I saw this: 2014/05/07 01:18:18 - Hasar > Check the logs from last month, Mhaldor. Important bounties are up. Target Hanley especially.

That ended up with me thinking this.

This is a public service announcement. Please be on the look out for Hanley D'Ischai, he is an atavian with the serpent profession. If you have any information regarding this individual please message @Hasar at Lord.Marshal.Hasar.Lichlord@Mhaldor.com. Thank you for your time, this was a public service announcement.

Amanu

@Datrius‌ is serious

Santar

Datrius said:

Silence. I keel you.

My bff irl is a big Jeff Dunham fan and says this line like every 5 minutes

Hanley

@Santar if I were you, I would truelock them and give them voyria just for saying it so much.

Hellen

I couldn't resist:

Ourania says, "Are you cutting up people again, daughter?"
Ourania says, "Do we need to call an intervention..."
Hellen says, "Of course, Mother. How else does one show the body to the students?"
Ourania says, "I... Well.... carry on."

Nakari

Hanley said:

@Santar if I were you, I would truelock them and give them voyria just for saying it so much.

you would subject someone to a slow, agonizing death for saying something that annoyed you?

I think you picked the wrong faction.

Hanley

@Nakari oh? What faction would you suggest then?

Nakari

Hanley

@Nakari to bad I'm enemied there and the gold to get unenemied would be well out of my current price range.

Jurixe

Oh, we can make it work.

In unrelated news, I'm going to see Jeff Dunham on the 20th. Much excite!