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  • CarmellCarmell Eastern Washington
    Sidonia said:
    @Antidas: No idea what was going on in Moghedu, I just showed up because Penwize was griefing my Mdor bros, and then suddenly it's all TARGET ANTIDAS HE SAID STUFF ABOUT YOUR MOTHER so we're all seeing red and chasing you down, then next thing I know we're all in Mhaldor and Nizaris is lighting up deathsight and there are roving Targossan death squads repeatedly slamming into my prismatic barrier on clouds.

    By the way, I am Kafziel.
    Killing Kafziel was probably my idea.  Don't like when people mess with shrines. 
  • AntidasAntidas
    Sidonia said:
    By the way, I am Kafziel.
    Right, I knew that. It may have been @Khalaz, I don't remember and way too lazy to try to look up the log.

  • KhalazKhalaz Northern California
    Antidas said:
    Sidonia said:
    By the way, I am Kafziel.
    Right, I knew that. It may have been @Khalaz, I don't remember and way too lazy to try to look up the log.

    What did I do? I hadnt been in any of the ganks/defilement parties today, only the sanctioned raid.

  • AntidasAntidas
    Khalaz said:
    Antidas said:
    Sidonia said:
    By the way, I am Kafziel.
    Right, I knew that. It may have been @Khalaz, I don't remember and way too lazy to try to look up the log.
    What did I do? I hadnt been in any of the ganks/defilement parties today, only the sanctioned raid

    Ffs, I don't remember who it was. I know it was at least Arditi and Nizaris :( curse you memory!

  • HalosHalos The Reaches
    Yeah, I thought it was pretty funny too, until I remembered it was public boards.
    Aktillum Rousseau (male Troll).
    He is 153 years old, having been born on the 22nd of Miraman, 484 years after the fall of the 
    Seleucarian Empire.
    He is ranked 136th in Achaea.
    He is an extremely credible character.
    He is not known for acts of infamy.
    He is a Freeman in Eleusis.
    He is a proud soldier of Eleusis.
    He is considered to be approximately 90% of your might.
    He is a licensed tailor.
    He is a Sapient Explorer in the Fellowship of Explorers.
    He is a member of the clan called 'The Teklan Army.'
    He is a member of the clan called 'The Parthren Gare.'
    He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
    His motto: 'Hello, girls! We're boys!'
    He did slay the dragon of Polyargos, Yudhishthira.
    He slew the vampire lord, Zsarachnor.
    He slew Lord Kemnast, mightiest of the Death Knights.
    He brought light back to Unsidhe Court by slaying Fafnir, Lord of the Dark Court.
    He succeeded in bringing song back to Bopalopia.
    He slew the Ur'Vampire Asztrik.
    He slew Auntie Maim, stopping a nefarious experiment.
    He has been divorced once.
    Dodged a bullet.

    A frenzied cleric screams, "Like more than one halo!"
  • RangorRangor
    Jurixe said:
    You lie, @Rangor. You hurt me last night! Tied me up with ropes and everything :(
    You know you liked it.
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  • LiancaLianca Fire and Spice

    Colivar Eruu'Yul says to Sybilla, "Work?"

    You say to Sybilla, "All fixed?"

    Sybilla, Keeper of the Chao says to Colivar, "That worked marvellously!"

    Verily beams broadly.

    Colivar Eruu'Yul says, "Ha. This <redacted> business isn't so difficult."

    Sybilla, Keeper of the Chao says, "Is what I'd say if I wanted to be Dean of <redacted> again."

    Sybilla, Keeper of the Chao says, "Because it didn't work at all."


    @Sybilla, @Verily, @Colivar. You're all mad.


    The sweltering heat of the forge spills out across the land as the rumbling voice of Phaestus booms, "I want you to know, the Garden reaction to that one is: What?"
    The voice of Melantha, Goddess of the Seasons, echoes amid the rustle of leaves, "That's the censored version."
  • JosoulJosoul
    Tabor, the Sugardown Announcer exclaims, "It's Culinary Rebel overtaking Outlaw Dinner as they're coming down the first straightaway! Culinary Rebel is in first!"
    Tabor, the Sugardown Announcer says, "As the pack is entering the second turn, Outlaw Dinner's jockey throws a banana peel just ahead of Culinary Rebel, causing it to almost go down, and Outlaw Dinner takes the lead! I wonder how the CIJ is going to feel about this unauthorized use of their weapons?"

    :D
  • AktillumAktillum Philippines
    edited October 2013
    We're mostly upset that Jaws, our estate humgii wasn't in the races. He'd smoke all the other humgii's using runaway. Or get them penalized for early starts by hocus-pocusing the flag waver.

  • SidoniaSidonia
    edited October 2013
    You strum a Lasallian lyre, and a prismatic barrier forms around you.
    ...
    Mannimar's attack is repelled by your prismatic barrier.
    (p) 6041|91 6212|93 86 96 cxkdbe-  00:58:31.813
    With a baying howl, a chaos hound leaps upon you and slashes viciously at you with teeth and claws.
    (p) 5190|78 6212|93 86 96 cxkdbe-  00:58:31.816(-851h, 12.8%)
    Mannimar's attack is repelled by your prismatic barrier.

    F Occies.

    Is this working as intended?
  • HalosHalos The Reaches
    Lasallian Lyre: 500 credits
       - A magical lyre that allows you to summon a prismatic barrier around
         you. This barrier stops most physical attacks. What you can do while
         in one is severely limited. To use the lyre: STRUM LYRE (wielded or not).

         Does not stop dragon's blast, order, smoke bomb, incinerate, chill,
            death aura, empress, soul rend, paroxysm, jack in the box,
            body warp, chaos rays, unnamable, grave hands, piety,
            banana peels, tentacles, holocaust globe, knife sigils,
            rite of warding, gravity and tremors vibes, bloodworms,
            untargetted beckon, and demon sear.
         Destroyed by soulspear and truename.
         Stops trample, star tarot, entity attacks, darts trap, leprosy,
            thornspray, yank, arc, spirit wrack, targetted beckon, all
            bombs other than smoke, nearly all denizens, disruptive
            harmonics, percussia, hailstorm, efreeti, tailsweep,
            rite of demons, vibes (lullaby, creeps, dissipate, palpitation,
            oscillate, energize, disorientation, plague, stridulation,
            revelation, adduction, and dissonance), daegger hunt, and
            shadowstrike [...]

    It might mean the old entity spammed attacks, not the new ones. Or it might be something they overlooked. I mean priests were throwing around those awful periodless 'constructs' for a while, nothing is impossible. Bug it maybe?


    A frenzied cleric screams, "Like more than one halo!"
  • IocunIocun
    Occies have always laughed at prismatic barriers.

    →My Mudlet Scripts

  • JovoloJovolo
    Almost every decent ability they have gets past it, especially with new ents. Gg.
  • BonkoBonko
    edited October 2013

  • IocunIocun
    I should start doing that too.

    →My Mudlet Scripts

  • WysteriaWysteria
    edited October 2013
    See what happens when you catch me half asleep with Mudlet crashing me every 10 or so minutes just before QQ? Now I'm actually going to try to sleep now while you eat your chikkin @Cynlael.

    edit: spelling fails.
    "Faded away like the stars in the morning,
     Losing their light in the glorious sun,
     Thus would we pass from this earth and its toiling,
     Only remembered for what we have done."
  • VerilyVerily
    edited October 2013
    Wrong forum!
  • KresslackKresslack Florida, United States
    Milenka tells you, "I must admit, your name flashing up on my alertness still makes me twitch."


  • JozlynJozlyn out of here.
    @peak you're the best. 

     yes, sir.
  • NemutaurNemutaur Germany
    Bonko said:

    <redacted> buys a Sensei's black linen robes.
    Miyada regards <redacted> with a scrutinising eye as she works on the newly purchased robes. A few 
    moments pass until she finally offers a soft smile and passes <redacted> her new Deshi attire.

    Haha, good to know. At least I know how its coded now.
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  • JarrodJarrod
    You knew that before when you took me for a tour and I got Sempai robes!

    Still upset I couldn't keep them, @Nemutaur.
    image
    Cascades of quicksilver light streak across the firmament as the celestial voice of Ourania intones, "Oh Jarrod..."

  • NemutaurNemutaur Germany
    Jarrod said:
    You knew that before when you took me for a tour and I got Sempai robes!

    Still upset I couldn't keep them, @Nemutaur.
    Haha yeah, but I wasn't 100% sure. I bet you'd get Sensei ones now, just go nick some from an Ashuran, they need to get tougher anyway.
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  • FlorentinoFlorentino
    Aelios asks for a duel, then misses the point.

    -------


    Aelios tells you, "Do you wish to fair the odds with a duel, or a contract?"

    Aelios tells you, "The choice is yours."

    You tell Aelios Azon, "Does a shadowy assassin of Evil strike you as the type 
    to be sympathetic to appeals to fairness?"

    Aelios tells you, "...An assassin implys victory."

    Aelios tells you, "A poker of dirks, sure, but...assassin? Ehhhh...."

    You tell Aelios Azon, "Come, child, I thought you were trying to negotiate your
    way out of death, not into spectacular torture."

    Aelios tells you, "Then a fair duel at North of Thera?"

    You tell Aelios Azon, "They don't breed them very bright out East, do they?"

    Aelios tells you, "They breed us with the brightest fires of Lady Aurora, Naga.
    There are several spots folks common for duels. Greatrock, Thera, Delos, you 
    pick."

    Aelios tells you, "...or were you under the impression Thera was the only one?"


    ------

    ...or did you miss the point of the conversation entirely, rendering this dramatic pause inappropriate?



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