Memorable quotes

Seldin

Aktillum said:

You shout, "I asked for the Targosauce, and they gave me catsup! I asked for medium rare, they gave it to me Seared! I said waiter, please Reclaim this meal, and he absolutely Refuged. Such service."

*zap*

Rich motes of lucent clarity suffuse the skies as the Lightbringer evokes, "Perhaps you might stick to your campfire and trees, young jester of Eleusis."

She wasn't very Dazzled by my joke

It was quite shocking! At least your campires can help with lightning up the mood.

Synbios

Aktillum said:

You shout, "I asked for the Targosauce, and they gave me catsup! I asked for medium rare, they gave it to me Seared! I said waiter, please Reclaim this meal, and he absolutely Refuged. Such service."

*zap*

Rich motes of lucent clarity suffuse the skies as the Lightbringer evokes, "Perhaps you might stick to your campfire and trees, young jester of Eleusis."

She wasn't very Dazzled by my joke

No, clearly you just got burned.

[spoiler]

Get it? Since campfires and cooking and...THANK YOU, THANK YOU, I'LL BE HERE ALL NIGHT.

[/spoiler]

Dunn

A pathfinder chaos entity concentrates for a moment. Suddenly your surroundings 

blur, and when vision returns to normal, you recognise that you have travelled 

far quicker than the capacity of any mortal.

A musty stockroom (indoors).

A painting of Mhaldor viewed from the Northern Vashnars hangs upon a wall. A 

runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. There are 5 infernal wraiths here. 

Miniature hands clasped patiently, a diminutive homunculus stands here, its 

features bearing an uncanny resemblance to Dragonknight. A sigil in the shape of 

a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. An obsidian eye sigil is here.

You see a single exit leading up (closed door).

U wot.

897h, 5644m, 21033e, 23731w cxkdb- (-135m)

An infernal wraith pulls back harshly on the reins of his steed, which rears 

back and kicks you powerfully in the forehead. Your mind swims as you reel from 

the blow.

Your shield completely absorbs the damage.

897h, 5644m, 21033e, 23731w cxkdb-

You think of your true love, Jhui, and travel to him.

I LIVE.

Penwize

Mhaldor's been having trouble with their stockrooms haven't they?

Cahin

It was empty I think. I believe Bonko wanted the totem removed, but we couldn't find a runist. They didn't end up removing it so we will not be paying them.  In other news, this happened.

http://pastebin.com/PYGa5xzX

When I figured out it belonged to Fitz I contacted him and we were able to get it resolved through an issue.

tl;dr: I bought mount for 1,000 gold.  Mount was collared and named and previously belonged to Fitz.

Cahin

Also I was a hero today and noticed Carmain d/c'd so I saved his life.

http://pastebin.com/VbnM9Bas

Mannimar

I thought Mhaldorians were supposed to Suffer for their lapse in judgement?

Saving him only encourages such behaviour!

Kyrra

@Cahin, you can always ask me.

Mishgul

I was in a pokemon battle against tuba boy sammy and had to abandon achaea to concentrate.

Anedhel

Did you win?

Mishgul

I stole $400 dollars off him too.

Fitz

14:07:51 (clan): You say, "Be much easier to ignore."

14:08:09 (clan): Carmain says, "Yes."

14:08:13 (clan): Carmain says, ":D."

14:08:21 (clan): Carmain says, "Alright brb annwyn."

Dunn

Reading serp leads:

* BACKSTAB balance time is now modified by the speed statistic of the serpent's 

dirk, and his or her dexterity.

That doesn't look right...

You sent the following message to Tecton:

Did you mean doublestab speed affected by dirk speed stat or the balance regain?

Message #4527       Sent by Tecton

10/02/21:16 Right, doublestab for the second one - let me fix it up.

You sent the following message to Tecton:

Looks awesome. Now I just need my serpent friend, @Jarrod, to actually pay 

attention...

Message #4528       Sent by Tecton

10/02/21:19 I recommend a cattle prod.

You sent the following message to Tecton:

Good call. Should add that for Occies next classleads.

Message #4529       Sent by Tecton

10/02/21:20 Pre-approved *stamp*.

You read it here first, guys.

In other news, start spam forging dirks instead of rapiers, knights.

Saibel

Discussing the new serpent changes:

(Whiners Anonymous): Bonko says, "What would have been an awesome buff."

(Whiners Anonymous): Bonko says, "SUMMON MAGI FOR RETARD."

Anedhel

Bonko tells you, "Come back, Eari stole my kill."

You tell Bonko Bayt al-Azhan, the Prince of Thieves, "You had a second chance, you got... what, five
arrows in, without opposition? I can't do much more than that for you."

Bonko tells you, "Aren't Targossians meant to be kind and generous spirits!?"

Bonko tells you, "Why do you forsake your city!"

You tell Bonko Bayt al-Azhan, the Prince of Thieves, "...no, I don't recall that being written down
anywhere."

Bonko tells you, "Well, you're mean! I'm sending this to Cyrene about your lack of respect, in case
you ever want to join that worthless city."

You tell Bonko Bayt al-Azhan, the Prince of Thieves, "That's a threat I shall quite possibly never
forget."

You tell Bonko Bayt al-Azhan, the Prince of Thieves, "For so, so many reasons."

I... what?

Strata

@bonko

Dunn

May his presence grace these forums once again in the visible future. I await him with held breath as I gaze out upon the setting sun.

Xli

@Bonko @Bonko @Bonko

(well, it worked for Beetlejuice and Candyman)

Taraus

And Vi--

Nope, not gonna do it.

Synbios

ANNOUNCE NEWS #3954                                     (10/03/2013 at 21:25)  

From   : Tecton, the Terraformer

To     : Everyone

Subject: Shaman Classlead Changes

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Hot on the heels of our Serpent classlead, we're pleased to present the changes for the Shaman class.

 The details are as follows:

Curses

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* BLEED willpower cost has been lowered.

* BLEED has an increased effect on other adventurers.

* INFLAME has been added, as a powerful new curse against a bleeding opponent.

* TZANTZA timing has been reworked. It now requires only four afflictions, and scales downwards 

based on the number of additional afflictions on the target. Addiction has also been added to the 

pool of ailments that count for this ability.

* Initiating a TZANTZA curse while already channeling one will no longer interrupt the first.

Survival/Curses

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* CURSEWARD now has a higher equilibrium cost the more frequently it is enacted.

Vodun/Puppetry

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* IMBIBE fashion cost has been reduced.

* SLOW has a reduced balance cost when stripping the speed defence.

As always, we'll be monitoring these changes and further tweaks and adjustments may be made. If you 

encounter any problems or oddities, please file a BUG with as much information as possible.

Penned by My hand on the 15th of Mayan, in the year 636 AF.

Lianca

Much cleaned up, but hilarious and adorable all at once.

Talada buzzes like a bee. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Taraus stares implacably at Talada.

Verily frowns at Talada.

Taraus blinks confoundedly before quietly uttering, "What."

Talada shrugs helplessly.

-a minute or two later-

Talada comes into the place curiously.

Colivar Eruu'Yul says to Talada, "Are you lost?"

Talada Clicks once or twice.

Talada says with a Some buzzing accent, "Yes."

Colivar Eruu'Yul says to Talada, "What are you looking for?"

Colivar offers a hesitant 'click'.

Bonko

Xli said:

@Bonko @Bonko @Bonko

(well, it worked for Beetlejuice and Candyman)

Eiredhel

A guttural voice whispers, "Abbess. If you return to Mhaldor drenched in scent, you will be thrown from the cathedral belfry." 

Abbess Harmonia Nasemnova says in Sireni, "Yes, Master."

A silvery voice weaves through the air, "At least it is better than the stench of rotting Daemons in Your city."

A silvery voice weaves through the air, "Continue, ladies. Mind not the noise."

So we're on a boat, thinking we're safe from male interference like we were the last time the Keepers had a meeting (Brass Inn, I think half of the Forum Serps dropped in) I left out a lot of the extra stuff, but needless to say there was a lot of awkward shuffles, horror, grinning, and attempted seriousness as no one really wanted to tell Lord Evil that it was a ladies only meeting. Anyway, I was very amused OOC, the stark difference in Hashani vs Mhaldorian reactions was great. Thanks @Sartan and @Ourania.

Greys

I really wondered what he said that triggered the denizen:

[meeting one of Naomh's old friends]

Gozak Silvertongue says in a smooth, thoughtful voice, "Still a fan of being a kitty."

You say with an Eastern accent, "Guess it distracts people from you being mostly naked?"

Gozak Silvertongue says in a smooth, thoughtful voice, "Yes, well, nudity isn't a choice at the moment."

Dahlia, the seamstress says, "Oh, thank you, Gozak! I hope you find some."

Cahin

You close your eyes and hold a puppet of Marwhan up to your forehead.

The chamber of Growth (indoors).

A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular 

monolith is on the ground. There are 2 giant eagles here. There are 4 guardian angels here.  Jarrus 

Gothfraidh is here. His face is partially concealed beneath a raised hood. He wields a spiritual 

mace in his left hand and a Shield of Absorption bearing the arms of Aurora in his right. Aldair 

d'Vast, Augur of Light is riding on a giant eagle. She wields a luminous bow of irradiated gold and 

ivory in both hands. Teslyn is here. Bouff is here. Aedin Vallah is here. His face is partially 

concealed beneath a raised hood. Muhtadi Marwhan Suhadi, Abdul-Nour is here. He wields a spiritual 

mace in his left hand. Aarashi Shamshir Tesha al Ashtad, Golden Justice is here. She wields a dainty 

shield of radiant gold in her left hand. Anedhel Azon is here. Greys Vorondil, Monk of the Aarash 

Kheyr is here. Aurora, the Lightbringer is here, golden motes weaving through Her resplendence. She 

wields the Scimitar of Righteousness in Her left hand and the Scimitar of the Dawn in Her right. 

Dawnlord Silas Maynard, the Voice of Light is here. He wields a platinum-plated shield edged with 

gold in his right hand. Aarashi Rasul Bahtell Muk'tar, Deacon of Celestia is here.

You see a single exit leading east.

-copious amounts of puppet bleed-

You have slain Marwhan.

Reaction:

Marwhan tells you, "I challenge you."

Marwhan tells you, "NoT."

You tell Muhtadi Marwhan Suhadi, Abdul-Nour, "Ah, a not joke. Very clever."

Marwhan tells you, "Fight me. Coward."

You tell Muhtadi Marwhan Suhadi, Abdul-Nour, "Make up your mind, then."

Marwhan tells you, "Or I swear, I'll hunt you down to newbie hood."

Rich motes of lucent clarity suffuse the skies as the Lightbringer evokes, "Do you think it amusing to hide behind the generous bosom of your city mate, toying with one of Mine as he stands before Me, Cahin Nithilar."

Rich motes of lucent clarity suffuse the skies as the Lightbringer evokes, "Perhaps I should try the same."

Silently, effulgent motes drift from the shadows and creep through the air, suffusing into your body and casting your flesh aglow. A dull warmth radiates from your heart, intensifying into a scorching heat that agonisingly sears through your veins. In an instant, you are naught but air, your mortal form vapourised by the radiant ire of Light.

You have been slain by the radiant ire of Light.

Reaction from my side:

Hataru presses her hand over the abdomen of the unmoving body, chanting darkly. As an ethereal mist 

rises from its form and into Hataru's hand, it gradually melds into the shape of a glowing spear.

Didn't even tree me. Wow Mhaldorians are mean! 

That meanie killed all of my precious mules and got what was coming to him. 10/10 would do again.

Aedin

Cahin said:

You close your eyes and hold a puppet of Marwhan up to your forehead.

-copious amounts of puppet bleed-

You have slain Marwhan.

He told me it was all the way up to 3k bleed shortly before he died haha.

Jovolo

Message #2133       Sent by Makarios

10/04/21:18 Never mind, I just read the forums!

Message #2134       Sent by Achaea

10/04/21:18 Your bug report (detail: I cannot use doppleganger channeled abilities, as I get the message 'You have no 

doppleganger at the moment'. Despite having killed and resummoned one many times, and I can see it on probe and in my 

entourage.) - has been fixed. The following notes were included: Plaugh.

>(

Entaro

Reality itself seems to ripple in front of your eyes as you see the massive maw of Bonko looking 

intently at you.

You feel something brush against your hands and glance down to see a lycopod salad topped with a 

strangely aromatic dressing suddenly appear.

Bonko tells you, "There you go. My sorry gift."

You tell Bonko Bayt al-Azhan, the Prince of Thieves, "Sorry doesn't take back the hurt."

You tell Bonko Bayt al-Azhan, the Prince of Thieves, "And the lies."

You tell Bonko Bayt al-Azhan, the Prince of Thieves, "And the deceit."

Bonko tells you, "Eat it. I promise you will feel better ."

You take your fork and place the fresh lycopod leaves in your mouth, and with a loud crunch, the 

natural water they have collected sprays out. The mixture of the thick leaves and soft stem pieces 

along with the sharp salty taste of the blue-veined cheese blends perfectly with the oils and 

vinegar coating them.

You gag as you finish the salad, noting a distinctly poisonous aftertaste present in it.

You tell Bonko Bayt al-Azhan, the Prince of Thieves, "Omg."

You begin feeling slightly flushed.

You cough suddenly, expelling black fluid with bits of what looks to be tissue suspended in it.

Verily presses a tarot to your forehead and a sensation of warmth ripples through your body.

Mercifully, the voyria venom has been cleansed from your body.

You wipe the back of your hand across your brow in relief.

Way to welcome me back  

Iocun

You possibly just saved my text life, @Entaro! That log made me check elixlist, and notice that I only have a single immunity with a handful of sips left!

Although, I'd still shrug and tree a million voyrias before I'd need to worry about immunity.

Synbios

(Order): Ada says, "Hail to the Lightbringer!"

(Order): Aurora says, "Greetings, ladies."

(Order): Aurora says, "Ah, and Synbios."

(Order): Synbios says, "Salutations, Lady Lightbringer."

(Order): Aurora says, "Yes."

(Order): Havyn says, "Greetings, my Lady."

(Order): Synbios says, "And hello, ladies."

(Order): Aurora says, "Suave, Synbios. Most suave."

But Lady Aurora, I am not suave at all. Everyone knows that females fall for the tall, dark, and handsome types. I am short-heighted, pale-skinned, and an unremarkably decrepit mhun!