Memorable quotes

Alynna

2013/09/28 05:11:21 - Phyxi was inducted via the Trial of Rebirth.
2013/09/28 05:13:28 - Dyxi was inducted via the Trial of Rebirth.
2013/09/28 05:14:29 - Nyxi was inducted via the Trial of Rebirth.



What the heck?

Eld

Alynna said:

2013/09/28 05:11:21 - Phyxi was inducted via the Trial of Rebirth.
2013/09/28 05:13:28 - Dyxi was inducted via the Trial of Rebirth.
2013/09/28 05:14:29 - Nyxi was inducted via the Trial of Rebirth.



What the heck?

Were they followed by Dwalin, Balin, Oin, Gloin, Ori, Dori, Nori, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Fili, and Kili?

Wysteria

Eld said:

Alynna said:

2013/09/28 05:11:21 - Phyxi was inducted via the Trial of Rebirth.
2013/09/28 05:13:28 - Dyxi was inducted via the Trial of Rebirth.
2013/09/28 05:14:29 - Nyxi was inducted via the Trial of Rebirth.



What the heck?

Were they followed by Dwalin, Balin, Oin, Gloin, Ori, Dori, Nori, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Fili, and Kili?

Sorry my first thought at that...

Kyrra

Eiredhel said:

Katzchen said:

Achilles said:

^ such terrible Mhaldorians.

Playing with dolls, engaging in polite conversation and most of all charity?  Time to dock some RP points.

In all seriousness, I love how Mhaldor is somewhere you -can- expect politeness from pretty much every citizen, and know no one will respond to your slightly stiff politeness by petting or licking you.

I'm jealous, I think I got in trouble for slapping someone who licked me when I was a novice. 

I should start petitioning for no-public touching laws in Hashan. (will never end up happening >.> probably)

I want these in Ashtan. There's this one person who just has to hug, nuzzle, snuggle, lick, fhkiss, cuddle and smooch me. Every time they see me. I feel beyond violated.

Sybilla

Speaking of inappropriate, I've this from last night:

A filthy urchin slinks in from the east, gazing warily around for threats.

You flash a filthy urchin a joyous smile.

@Flair licks a filthy urchin.

Stiffening slightly, a filthy urchin darts out to the north.

Prophet of Babel, Flair Ze'Dekiah says, "Well I never!"

You shake your head sadly at Flair.

Lianca gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

Haldon

Alynna said:

2013/09/28 05:11:21 - Phyxi was inducted via the Trial of Rebirth.
2013/09/28 05:13:28 - Dyxi was inducted via the Trial of Rebirth.
2013/09/28 05:14:29 - Nyxi was inducted via the Trial of Rebirth.



What the heck?

They should have made Pixie, Dixie and Mr. Jinks.

Ruth

You focus your mind, allowing the image of some gold sovereigns to form a picture within your mind's
eye.

Eleusians are clearly made of gold!

Penwize

Ruth said:

You focus your mind, allowing the image of some gold sovereigns to form a picture within your mind's
eye.

Eleusians are clearly made of gold!

SHHHH! Don't tell everyone!

Hayte

Sybilla said:

Speaking of inappropriate, I've this from last night:

A filthy urchin slinks in from the east, gazing warily around for threats.

You flash a filthy urchin a joyous smile.

@Flair licks a filthy urchin.

Stiffening slightly, a filthy urchin darts out to the north.

Prophet of Babel, Flair Ze'Dekiah says, "Well I never!"

You shake your head sadly at Flair.

Lianca gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

Weird, when Flair licks me I stiffen way more than slightly >.>

Dunn

Last time Flair licked me the Druids icon exploded.

Arador

He licked me and all I got was Leprosy.

Synbios

Arador said:

He licked me and all I got was Leprosy.

@Arador: I was about to say 'inappropriate' before I re-read that. 

[spoiler]

Let's just say that mispronouncing 'Leprosy' and missing a consonant or two does wonders for comprehension.

[/spoiler]

Anaidiana

@eld - what fairy tale/story was that? Was it the Grimm version of Snow White? I know i've seen those names before. If it's LotR, it's on my 're-read sometime soon' list.

Eld

Anaidiana said:

@eld - what fairy tale/story was that? Was it the Grimm version of Snow White? I know i've seen those names before. If it's LotR, it's on my 're-read sometime soon' list.

Those are Thorin's company of dwarves (less Thorin himself) from the Hobbit.

Exelethril

Eld said:

Anaidiana said:

@eld - what fairy tale/story was that? Was it the Grimm version of Snow White? I know i've seen those names before. If it's LotR, it's on my 're-read sometime soon' list.

Those are Thorin's company of dwarves (less Thorin himself) from the Hobbit.

You seem well-versed with dwarven lore from the LotR.

Eld

Exelethril said:

Eld said:

Anaidiana said:

@eld - what fairy tale/story was that? Was it the Grimm version of Snow White? I know i've seen those names before. If it's LotR, it's on my 're-read sometime soon' list.

Those are Thorin's company of dwarves (less Thorin himself) from the Hobbit.

You seem well-versed with dwarven lore from the LotR.

Flatter all you want, you're not getting my axe.

Melodie

So, I was in the middle of a Very Important Discussion(tm) with the Diaspora/Targossas in Cyrene, this time on fraternization. It's a fairly lively conversation, going well and sharing opinions/thoughts/ideas, and in the middle of it, @Halos decides to pull a crazy on me.

Aarashi Rasul Bahtell Muk'tar, Deacon of Celestia says in a slightly raspy voice, "Perhaps they are friendly or we have known them for years or we consider them family or we are in the same Order or we are sexually attracted to them."

(OOC!): You say, "Hearing Bahtell use that word is so strange."

(OOC!): Halos says, "I was thinking the same thing."

(OOC!): Halos says, "Why didn't he say "romantically" haha."

(OOC!): You say, "Aldair used it too."

(OOC!): You say, "Sexually attracted."

(OOC!): You say, "It's weirding me the hell out."

(OOC!): Halos says, "Well. With Aldair it works."

(OOC!): Halos says, "She's in your face."

(OOC!): You say, "True."

(OOC!): Halos says, "And also dates."

(OOC!): You say, "Also true."

(OOC!): You say, "While Bahtell is celibate."

(OOC!): You say, "So it's like."

(OOC!): You say, "What."

(OOC!): Halos says, "Bahtell... does he have a penis."

(OOC!): Halos says, "Like."

(OOC!): You say, "I don't know."

(OOC!): You say, "I'm not sure I want to try to find out. That seems more your field."

(OOC!): Halos says, "On it."

(Question and discussion of the answer here)

Isiva, the Blood Maiden shouts, "Tuck up your skirts and run, Ivory scum! My patience runs out sooner than that of my comrades."

Isiva, the Blood Maiden shouts, "You'll find a bloodbath if you linger much longer."

Halos blinks.

Purifier Halos Vorondil, Caefir Priest says, "What the---."

(More discussion)

Atlantia shouts, "It seems Tesha already created a bloodbath in slaughtering your Assassin, little Maiden."

Halos trips on the hem of his robes, crashing into Bahtell as he goes down.

Liliana snickers softly to herself.

(OOC!): You say, "... you didn't."

The voice of the dragon Ellodin Longshanks, Magistrar of Battle thunders, "As classy as ever, Isiva. A pleasure to hear your dulcet tones - having trouble with your chandeliers?"

Purifier Halos Vorondil, Caefir Priest says, "Oh, apologies."

Isiva, the Blood Maiden shouts, "Cheaply won, running from a fight like the cowardly filth we know your kind to be."

Arkailus extends a hand to Halos, offering to help him up.

Aarashi Rasul Bahtell Muk'tar, Deacon of Celestia mutters in a slightly raspy voice, "Ha... c..msy."

Halos grabs Bahtell as he rises, dusting himself off lightly.

(OOC!): Halos says, "Oh, yes."

(OOC!): You say, "Oh my god."

(OOC!): Halos says, "Ok i felt something down there."

Purifier Halos Vorondil, Caefir Priest says, "Apologies."

(OOC!): You say, "Halos."

(OOC!): You say, "What is wrong with you."

(OOC!): Halos says, ":D."

@-)

Synbios

You tell Aurora, the Lightbringer, "That is to say - I am ready."

The Divine voice of Aurora echoes in your head, "A moment, I am just honing My scimitars."

Ruh roh.

Kastiel

While watching LoL Championships, our mindless hero sits in a Mhaldor-alliance zone.

http://pastebin.com/w5iWzsyW

How did I live? And how did I manage to fight him off after I woke up? 
Or maybe I should stop mindlessly hunting with DoR up while watching streams. >.>

EDIT: Darn, it didn't paste everything. Anyways the quote was Proficy getting mad at me. Made me laugh. Sorry guys! x.x

Cynlael

You lived, because it was Proficy.

Shunsui

- 2013/09/29 19:54:28 - Wreathing herself in chaotic power, Maim de Vermiis has decimated Enyx.

- 2013/09/29 19:54:38 - Wreathing herself in chaotic power, Maim de Vermiis has decimated Atalkez.

- 2013/09/29 19:54:38 - Wreathing herself in chaotic power, Maim de Vermiis has decimated Ysira.

- 2013/09/29 19:54:38 - Wreathing herself in chaotic power, Maim de Vermiis has decimated Seifur.

- 2013/09/29 19:54:41 - Wreathing herself in chaotic power, Maim de Vermiis has decimated Mireille.

- 2013/09/29 19:54:42 - Wreathing herself in chaotic power, Maim de Vermiis has decimated Jarrus.

- 2013/09/29 19:54:44 - Wreathing herself in chaotic power, Maim de Vermiis has decimated Sothantos.

- 2013/09/29 19:55:13 - Wreathing herself in chaotic power, Maim de Vermiis has decimated Silas.

- 2013/09/29 20:04:55 - Wreathing herself in chaotic power, Maim de Vermiis has decimated Enyx.

- 2013/09/29 20:04:55 - Wreathing herself in chaotic power, Maim de Vermiis has decimated Atalkez.

- 2013/09/29 20:05:33 - Wreathing herself in chaotic power, Maim de Vermiis has decimated Silas.

So much for Maim being a joke!

Iocun

Maim started using her ents again?

Antonius

Maim got a huge upgrade. New style entities, what seemed to be hidden affs (though it's possible it's the same affs), was doing warp/hound for about 3k on me (half my health in lesserform). She's a legitimate Honours denizen now.

Iocun

Good, good. Now she only needs to attack me out of the blue, so I can kill her without feeling bad.

Hegua

- 2013/09/29 20:49:24 - Extrum has been devoured by the red dragon Yudhishthira.
- 2013/09/29 20:49:28 - Tesha has been devoured by the red dragon Yudhishthira.
- 2013/09/29 20:49:30 - Carmell has been devoured by the red dragon Yudhishthira.
- 2013/09/29 20:49:30 - Antonius has been devoured by the red dragon Yudhishthira.
- 2013/09/29 20:49:30 - Sothantos has been devoured by the red dragon Yudhishthira.
- 2013/09/29 20:49:31 - Davio has been devoured by the red dragon Yudhishthira.
- 2013/09/29 20:49:31 - Havyn has been devoured by the red dragon Yudhishthira.
- 2013/09/29 20:49:35 - Havyn has been devoured by the red dragon Yudhishthira.
- 2013/09/29 20:49:36 - Carmell has been devoured by the red dragon Yudhishthira.
- 2013/09/29 20:49:37 - Antonius has been devoured by the red dragon Yudhishthira.
- 2013/09/29 20:49:37 - Davio has been devoured by the red dragon Yudhishthira.
- 2013/09/29 20:49:43 - Sothantos has been devoured by the red dragon Yudhishthira.
- 2013/09/29 20:50:56 - Mizik has been devoured by the red dragon Yudhishthira.
- 2013/09/29 20:50:58 - Mizik has been devoured by the red dragon Yudhishthira.
- 2013/09/29 20:51:51 - Dunn has been devoured by the red dragon Yudhishthira.

Dunn

I declare aloud "I'VE GOT BIG BALLS" and charged in to pick up corpses. I got four before I died.

Not big enough

Fitz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W-fIn2QZgg

Here you go, Dunn

Mizik

g 50 corpse;pierce the veil <---clevur boiii

7000h, 6000m You grab 7 corpses.
You are, obviously, totally off balance.

Yudhishthira has buttered your bread.
0h, 0m

Orzaansyn

Eiredhel said:

Katzchen said:

Achilles said:

^ such terrible Mhaldorians.

Playing with dolls, engaging in polite conversation and most of all charity?  Time to dock some RP points.

In all seriousness, I love how Mhaldor is somewhere you -can- expect politeness from pretty much every citizen, and know no one will respond to your slightly stiff politeness by petting or licking you.

I'm jealous, I think I got in trouble for slapping someone who licked me when I was a novice. 

I should start petitioning for no-public touching laws in Hashan. (will never end up happening >.> probably)

Join Mhaldor. Easiest solutions are often the best ones.

Aktillum

You shout, "I asked for the Targosauce, and they gave me catsup! I asked for medium rare, they gave it to me Seared! I said waiter, please Reclaim this meal, and he absolutely Refuged. Such service."

*zap*

Rich motes of lucent clarity suffuse the skies as the Lightbringer evokes, "Perhaps you might stick to your campfire and trees, young jester of Eleusis."

She wasn't very Dazzled by my joke