Memorable quotes

Jhui

not worth it

Blujixapug

Dramatic pauses are never inappropriate. They are always not inappropriate.

Kresslack

Cynlael

Woooooosh.

Kresslack

Rangor said:

Kyrra said:

So. I just realized pretty belatedly why Jhui jumped me yesterday. Check my contracts today, see two contract from Driden. Ask him what it's all about:

You tell Driden, "I noticed, rather abruptly, that I have contracts placed by you on my head. What are these for?"
Driden tells you, "Attacking me and varele awhile ago...been awhile since it happened..."
Driden tells you, "Where you been?"
You tell Driden, "I have no idea when that happened, or who that is. The only acknowledgement I have of your existence was
when Lady Katzchen brought your name up for citizenship."
Driden tells you, "Really oh yeah that was after a couple months. you used a shrine."
You tell Driden, "... Worldburn hits all city enemies."
You tell Driden, "All order enemies, even."

Really now?  For worldburn?

Assassinating the Tyrannus is a sure way to get approved citizenship? Looks like a head start on suffering...

They guy is heading for the top.

Logged in, have never talked to this guy before, so he comes finds me and challenges me. I'm in the middle of something, so he spits in my face. Well, naturally I tried to kill him. Apparently he has lvl 3 knuckles. 1) Isn't the only rule now pretty much, "Don't be a jerk"? 2) These lolobviousalts are getting boring. This person in particular seems like nothing but swamp sludge that crawled out from under some bridge. 

Time to shake the rust off.

Hasar

(Party): Malifuus says, "Rofl."

(Party): Malifuus says, "33% hp."

(Party): Malifuus says, "Oops."

(Party): Malifuus says, "Oh, it's just us."

(Party): You say, "Gems."

(Party): Katzchen says, "Heh."

(Party): Malifuus has left your party.

(Party): Dragonknight says, "Indeed."

Hasar

http://pastebin.com/tYrernb3

Sorry for double post, but my god, what is happening to me.

Kresslack

(Mhaldor): Aegoth says, "Lol."

(Mhaldor): Aegoth says, "..."

Rangor

Hasar said:

http://pastebin.com/tYrernb3

Sorry for double post, but my god, what is happening to me.

So this is what you were doing instead of playing LoL with me.

Kresslack

(Market): Khangar says, "Paying 30k to the first person that puts Arditi on the nasty 

end of a deathsight."

-Immediately After-

Nameless One, Quinton executes Arditi by choking him to death with a fierce two-tailed whip.

(The Midnight Crew): Arditi says, "Ends justify the means, after all.""

(The Midnight Crew): Arditi says, "I get half. ."

Seldin

Aisling dies screaming under the assault of Aisling Vallah's fire and flame in The Gauntlet.

The team of Ada, Aisling, Seifur, Kalvon, and Mireille has defeated Ada, Aisling, Seifur, Kalvon, 

and Mireille in combat within The Gauntlet!

Aha! Your team cannot win if I kill myself, thus my team has defeated us and not you!

Arditi

Kresslack said:

(Market): Khangar says, "Paying 30k to the first person that puts Arditi on the nasty 

end of a deathsight."

-Immediately After-

Nameless One, Quinton executes Arditi by choking him to death with a fierce two-tailed whip.

(The Midnight Crew): Arditi says, "Ends justify the means, after all.""

(The Midnight Crew): Arditi says, "I get half. ."

I suppose I could have killed someone else and then given them the money, but I wanted to get a baby Naga involved.

Shirszae

An introduction to Mayaween, as explained by the Priora: 

Orzaansyn arrives from the west.

Orzaansyn curtseys respectfully before you.

You curtsey respectfully before Orzaansyn.

Orzaansyn's eyes gleam with generosity.

Orzaansyn gives a black and green lollipop to you.

Orzaansyn rubs her hands together greedily.

You tilt your head curiously.

You say to Orzaansyn in Mhaldorian in a low, mumbled voice, "Hrm. Thank you, Priora."

Orzaansyn Yuridja-Keyte, Priora of the Monastery says in Mhaldorian in a cold, monotone voice, "Happy Mayaween."

You perform a graceful curtsey.

You look thoughtful and say in Mhaldorian in a low, mumbled voice, "I am rather unfamiliar with Mayaween."

Orzaansyn Yuridja-Keyte, Priora of the Monastery says in Mhaldorian in a cold, monotone voice, "Me too. But it seems quite simple."

Orzaansyn Yuridja-Keyte, Priora of the Monastery says in Mhaldorian in a cold, monotone voice, "The principle is to eat treats and decorate houses."

You look thoughtful and say in Mhaldorian in a low, mumbled voice, "Ah. That explains all the odd decorations around Thera."

Orzaansyn nods her head emphatically.

Orzaansyn Yuridja-Keyte, Priora of the Monastery says in Mhaldorian in a cold, monotone voice, "And you should say to people that Mayaween is happy."

You ponder the situation.

Orzaansyn Yuridja-Keyte, Priora of the Monastery says in Mhaldorian in a cold, monotone voice, "Even if I have no idea of who it is."

Zii, riding an ebony pegasus, arrives from the west.

Moving awkwardly, as though manipulated by invisible strings, a diminutive homunculus resembling Zii 

scuttles in from the west.

Orzaansyn curtseys respectfully before Zii.

A diminutive homunculus resembling Zii gives an abrupt jerk and lurches off to the west.

Orzaansyn Yuridja-Keyte, Priora of the Monastery says to you in Mhaldorian in a cold, monotone voice, "Observe."

Orzaansyn's eyes gleam with generosity.

Orzaansyn gives a black and green lollipop to Zii.

Orzaansyn Yuridja-Keyte, Priora of the Monastery says to Zii in Mhaldorian in a cold, monotone voice, "Mayaween is happy."

Orzaansyn's mouth quirks up into an unsettling smile, which doesn't quite reach her eyes.

You blink.

Orzaansyn Yuridja-Keyte, Priora of the Monastery says to you in Mhaldorian in a cold, monotone voice, "Very simple."

You say in Mhaldorian in a low, mumbled voice, "So it seems..."

You scratch your head in confusion.

Ellodin

[System]: Running queued command: PT SO HERE'S WHATS GONNA HAPPEN

Penwize

...well? What's gonna happen?
Don't leave us in suspense!

Ellodin

probably light pipe123456

Eld

Ellodin said:

probably light pipe123456

Man, you lucked out on the pipe lottery.

Achilles

Ellodin said:

probably light pipe123456

Shit now I need to change my password

Fitz

It's like the code an idiot would have on his luggage.

Wysteria

Fitz said:

It's like the code an idiot would have on his luggage.

I unlocked my friend's luggage by randomly spinning the numbers and squeezing it til it opened. Took about 3 minutes. He was pretty ashamed since it cost him about AUD$30.

Achilles

Fitz said:

It's like the code an idiot would have on his luggage.

President Skroob is a brilliant man.

Strata

You snap your fingers in front of Avahania.

With the utmost stealth, you peek toward Avahania and greedily consider her apparel.

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

With masterful dexterity, you liberate 1 of an elegant white letter from the clutches of Avahania.

You slip away to the south and successfully evade your pursuers.

Narrow plaza before the Naxos spire.

The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground.

You see exits leading north, east, and southwest.

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

You slip away to the southwest and successfully evade your pursuers.

In the Silverveil River.

The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground.

You see exits leading northeast and southwest.

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

Summoning up all your mental strength and physical agility, you begin to vibrate your body as quickly as possible.

You have recovered balance on all limbs. (3.679s)

You are holding:

      letter80811         an elegant white letter

cexkdb@-read 80811

You read what is written on an elegant white letter:

 Get out of my stuff, Bitch.

Cahin

Kresslack said:

Rangor said:

Kyrra said:

So. I just realized pretty belatedly why Jhui jumped me yesterday. Check my contracts today, see two contract from Driden. Ask him what it's all about:

You tell Driden, "I noticed, rather abruptly, that I have contracts placed by you on my head. What are these for?"
Driden tells you, "Attacking me and varele awhile ago...been awhile since it happened..."
Driden tells you, "Where you been?"
You tell Driden, "I have no idea when that happened, or who that is. The only acknowledgement I have of your existence was
when Lady Katzchen brought your name up for citizenship."
Driden tells you, "Really oh yeah that was after a couple months. you used a shrine."
You tell Driden, "... Worldburn hits all city enemies."
You tell Driden, "All order enemies, even."

Really now?  For worldburn?

Assassinating the Tyrannus is a sure way to get approved citizenship? Looks like a head start on suffering...

They guy is heading for the top.

Logged in, have never talked to this guy before, so he comes finds me and challenges me. I'm in the middle of something, so he spits in my face. Well, naturally I tried to kill him. Apparently he has lvl 3 knuckles. 1) Isn't the only rule now pretty much, "Don't be a jerk"? 2) These lolobviousalts are getting boring. This person in particular seems like nothing but swamp sludge that crawled out from under some bridge. 

Time to shake the rust off.

I killed him and he issued me and hired 6 times.  Easiest issue response I've had yet.

Arditi

@Strata

Not as good as me stealing a transcript of some Targossans rick-rolling one another. I felt so ashamed.

Strata

Arditi said:

@Strata Not as good as me stealing a transcript of some Targossans rick-rolling one another. I felt so ashamed.

Somehow I am not surprised by this.... At all.

Antidas

Strata said:

You snap your fingers in front of Avahania.

With the utmost stealth, you peek toward Avahania and greedily consider her apparel.

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

With masterful dexterity, you liberate 1 of an elegant white letter from the clutches of Avahania.

You slip away to the south and successfully evade your pursuers.

Narrow plaza before the Naxos spire.

The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground.

You see exits leading north, east, and southwest.

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

You slip away to the southwest and successfully evade your pursuers.

In the Silverveil River.

The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground.

You see exits leading northeast and southwest.

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

Summoning up all your mental strength and physical agility, you begin to vibrate your body as quickly as possible.

You have recovered balance on all limbs. (3.679s)

You are holding:

      letter80811         an elegant white letter

cexkdb@-read 80811

You read what is written on an elegant white letter:

 Get out of my stuff, Bitch.

This is amazing

Kresslack

He tried to steal a library book from me last night. Thankfully he didn't get it, because Mhaldorian late fees are hell to pay.

Ruth

Ruth gestures with one claw in @Cahin's direction. "Minister Cahin, Security Head."

Grimden, a Blackrock scout says, "A Mhun for a security head? Hah."

Thank you for the burn.

Synbios

Strata said:

Arditi said:

@Strata Not as good as me stealing a transcript of some Targossans rick-rolling one another. I felt so ashamed.

Somehow I am not surprised by this.... At all.

After a day of teaching novice citizens about Light and Righteousness, raising Auroran shrines, calling Righteous Fire to smite Evil, Chaos and Darkness, organizing awesome city events and sparring in the arena, we Targossians always have the time to make terrible, terrible jokes that would make the CIJ sadshake in pity.

Alynna

Your balloon pops!

Lacking any way to fly and any support, you plummet to the earth below you!

(vault crow)

You share a fond, if somewhat frantic, look with your mount as you plummet away.


... Well that didn't work.