Memorable quotes

Wynedere

Hirst tells you, "Totally. I'm such a ladies man."

Hirst tells you, "I seduce myself sometimes."

Wysteria

[spoiler]The unmoving orange face of a jack-o-lantern grins dark and wickedly.

Nasariah bows respectfully to you.

You smile and say, "Alright have fun then."

You have emoted: Wysteria places a clenched fist over her heart, and gives a short,
respectful bow.

Nasariah frowns at a jack-o-lantern.

You smile and say, "And take care now."

You chuckle long and heartily.

Viridi Nasariah, the Green-Hearted says to a jack-o-lantern, "Jerk."

Nasariah leaves to the north.

You give a trillingly melodic laugh.[/spoiler]


I like this one

Koyuki

You pump out at a flail-wielding gnoll sentry with a powerful side kick.
You miss.
You launch a powerful uppercut at a flail-wielding gnoll sentry.
You miss.
You launch a powerful uppercut at a flail-wielding gnoll sentry.
You miss.
1980h, 2039m, 8753e, 8170w e 63%  NE|W 14:53:33.225
A flail-wielding gnoll sentry twirls his flail expertly as he cuts into you with its razor-sharp edges.
1725h, 2039m, 8763e, 8170w e 63%  NE|W 14:53:35.553(-255h, 12.9%)
You bleed 14 health.
1711h, 2039m, 8763e, 8170w e 63%  NE|W 14:53:35.834(-14h, 0.7%)
You have recovered balance on your legs. (2.906s)
1711h, 2039m, 8763e, 8170w ex 63%  NE|W 14:53:36.131
You have recovered balance on your right arm.
You have recovered balance on your left arm.
1711h, 2039m, 8763e, 8170w ex 63%  NE|W 14:53:36.131kill Gnoll
You pump out at a flail-wielding gnoll sentry with a powerful side kick.
You miss.
You launch a powerful uppercut at a flail-wielding gnoll sentry.
You miss.
You launch a powerful uppercut at a flail-wielding gnoll sentry.
You connect!
A flail-wielding gnoll sentry exclaims, "You hit like a girl!"
1711h, 2039m, 8718e, 8170w e 63%  NE|W 14:53:36.694
A flail-wielding gnoll sentry swings his weapon at you, connecting to your head with a spurt of blood.
1490h, 2039m, 8718e, 8170w e 63%  NE|W 14:53:38.584(sip vitality)(-221h, 11.2%)
You take a drink from a cedarwood vial.
The tonic heals and soothes you.
1790h, 2039m, 8718e, 8170w e 63%  NE|W 14:53:38.709(+300h, 15.2%)
You have recovered balance on your legs. (2.765s)
1790h, 2039m, 8728e, 8170w ex 63%  NE|W 14:53:39.459
You have recovered balance on your right arm.
You have recovered balance on your left arm.
1790h, 2039m, 8728e, 8170w ex 63%  NE|W 14:53:39.756kill Gnoll
You pump out at a flail-wielding gnoll sentry with a powerful side kick.
You miss.
You launch a powerful uppercut at a flail-wielding gnoll sentry.
You miss.
You launch a powerful uppercut at a flail-wielding gnoll sentry.
You miss.
1790h, 2039m, 8683e, 8170w e 63%  NE|W 14:53:40.131

Sigh

Cahin

Ruth said:

Racist stuff

Kresslack

I was in the room when this happened.

Silently, effulgent motes drift from the shadows and creep through the air, suffusing into 

Zephyros's body and casting his flesh aglow. The light intensifies as a great wave of heat radiates 

from his body, and in an instant he is naught but air, his mortal form vapourised by the radiant ire 

of Light.

Rich motes of lucent clarity suffuse the skies as the Lightbringer evokes, "Perhaps you might learn 

the difference between Light and Righteousness before bothering Me with your twittering idiocy, fool.

"

Mizik

Twitter owned. Kanye, eat your heart out.

Dunn

Hey, Mizik, ima let you finish but...

Kyrra

A pitch-black raven gleefully pulls the eyeballs from Batuo's recently slain corpse.


That's like the cutest thing ever.

Silas

A small gremlin appears, negligently throws a rolled up letter at you, then disappears in a puff of acrid smoke.

You read what is written on an elegant white letter:

[A rather juvenile drawing of the Targossian war party - complete with

rude, lewd, and only passingly witty comments about each of its members

- is scrawled here in surprisingly beautiful artistic style.]

Kresslack

Probably @Carmain, I saw him sitting at Stygian with a 64-Count box but wasn't sure what he was up to.

Vayne

I had to QQ real quick and forgot I had just synthesised a few thousand iron...ended up breaking everyone at Crossroads...
http://pastebin.com/6MwR0ESp

Kresslack

I got a good chuckle out of this:

Initiate of Air, Janna Alexandrian (female Atavian).

She is 75 years old, having been born on the 25th of Ero, 562 years after the fall of the 

Seleucarian Empire.

She is ranked 1171st in Achaea.

She is an extremely credible character.

She is not known for acts of infamy.

She is a Citizen in Cyrene.

She is considered to be approximately equal to your might.

She is a mentor and able to take on proteges.

Her motto: 'Just ask yourself, "Is the juice worth the squeeze?"'

Caoimhaen

@varele captured this for me since I was on my phone. but yeah...I will let it speak for it's self..We had been arguing about him trying to convert everyone in Achaea to runewarden.:P

 

Http://pastebin.com/4U18vNep

Dunn

Roroan tells you, "Ahh yes the usual Ashtani strategum, wait till there are 

absolutely no defenders and then raid en masse."

Roroan tells you, "Such a pathetic overseer."

4692h, 5851m, 17545e, 17132w cexkdb-

[ Roroan  - In the shadow of a broad-leafed sycamore ]

That person has chosen to ignore you.

Jonathin

Dunn

Cherub says it best (chorus):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlZtvEM5mf4

Jonathin

The hell did I just listen to?

Florentino

more artwork to come soon, @Silas

Kresslack

Melodie has been devoured by the red dragon Yudhishthira.

Sothantos has been devoured by the red dragon Yudhishthira.

Elianon has been devoured by the red dragon Yudhishthira.

Greys has been devoured by the red dragon Yudhishthira.

Carmell has been devoured by the red dragon Yudhishthira.

(The Midnight Crew): Peak says, "Pwnt."

Rohn has been devoured by the red dragon Yudhishthira.

Micaelis has been devoured by the red dragon Yudhishthira.

(The Midnight Crew): Peak says, "Pwnt."

Rohn has been devoured by the red dragon Yudhishthira.

Santar has been devoured by the red dragon Yudhishthira.

(The Midnight Crew): Peak says, "Pwnt."

(The Midnight Crew): Peak says, "Pwnt."

Greys has been devoured by the red dragon Yudhishthira.

(The Midnight Crew): Peak says, "Pwnt."

(The Midnight Crew): Peak says, "Pwnt."

Micaelis has been devoured by the red dragon Yudhishthira.

Carmell has been devoured by the red dragon Yudhishthira.

(The Midnight Crew): Peak says, "Pwnt."

Achilles has been devoured by the red dragon Yudhishthira.

Achilles has been devoured by the red dragon Yudhishthira.

Santar has been devoured by the red dragon Yudhishthira.

Ruth

Put traps there when the dragon's dead and enemy for more lulz.

Melodie

I kept dying first. Bastard.

It was fun though. Pretty sure Yudhi got buffed to be in-line with player dragons, like Maim was with occies. Hurts! :P

Got 'em second round though.

Iocun

@Melodie, don't fraternize with city enemies!

Athrax

Iocun said:

@Melodie, don't fraternize with city enemies!

I keep telling her this, and she does not listen.  Fraternization is wrong!

Kyrra

I still think she joined Targossas and her honours hasn't updated yet due to all the recently freskish rollbacks.

Mishgul

Did someone say frat party

Melodie

Iocun said:

@Melodie, don't fraternize with city enemies!

Speaking of, a letter Melodie was given today:

You read what is written on a silver-embossed letter:

[ A hastily sketched drawing of a tall mhun in <snip> robes and a pretty human priestess is drawn in a variety of inks. They appear to be playing jump-rope with a hideously ugly angel. ]

In small, ornamental script below is written:

   Best Friends Forever.  Fraternization!

Slightly edited to protect the not-so-innocent, but I could not stop laughing for ten minutes straight. Then I managed to get slightly offended before busting out laughing again. Damn you clever, funny people!

Cahin

(Wretch): Puyaka says, "Guys is there a skill builder or skill tree where i can build the skills of my character for an overview ??"

(Wretch): Puyaka says, "Anyone ?"

(Wretch): Orzaansyn says, "I would advise you to read HELP INSANITY."

(Wretch): Puyaka says, "Thx dude, it really helped me, now I am back to reality . . ."

(Wretch): Kaish says, "Greetings Monastery."

Nakari

ugg, I hate it when that's the first file that true newbs get pointed too. I do hope that there was a real answer in tells or something.

Penwize

Yeah, for new people spend some time to explain it to them instead of just throwing HELP INSANITY at them.  Achaea is a seriously different environment and people just joining it will usually not understand that, but probably will after some conversation.

Silas

(Targossas): Carmell says, "How much trouble would i get into for gutting the Dawnlord?"

(Targossas): You say, "Pssh, I wouldn't even feel it."

Carmell's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.

Carmell rips into you with her massive, deadly claws.

You dodge nimbly out of the way.