Memorable quotes

Valden

Linian said:

So there I was, browsing around some shops in Hashan to kill some time, and I come spot this.

[Exclusive tailorings]

slippers346568 pink slippers with candy designs 2 400gp

boxers350357 jingling black and silver jester boxers 1 500gp

dress404641 a dress of thin ropes 1 1800gp


Shortly after thinking, what the -, I decided I must've misread something. So I took a closer look.

p dress

You inspect the item that is for sale:

Bound to the flesh of the wearer, this intricate series of narrow ropes clings specifically around the body, merely a suggestion of a dress. The material loops around the neck, plunging over the collar bones like a deep neckline, travelling between the cleavage before wrapping around and back over the breasts, outlining their shape. The weave continues to wrap around the torso, finally travelling around the waist to form a secure belt, from which the rope dives to cross between the thighs, fit intimately to the anatomy. Affixed to the waist is a skirt of rope that criss-crosses around the thighs, nearly constraining movement. A demonstration of humility, this piece bares the entire feminine form to the scrutiny of onlookers.

This item is stylishly cut to reveal the navel.

It has 83 months of usefulness left.

It weighs about 1 pounds and 12 ounce(s).

It won't protect you much from the cold.

Kindly, what?

Not quite safe for work image of the aforementioned style of dress. [source]

Berenene

RandomPerson tells you, "Hello!"

You tell RandomPerson, "Hello. Apologies for the delay."

Random person sending me tells...hmm, doesn't happen very often. I should see what they want.

You tell RandomPerson, "Is there something I can help you with?"

RandomPerson tells you, "No worries. Would you consider letting me paint some portraits of you? I can pay you 10k per portrait that i finish."

Well, that's an interesting offer. I should get some more information first.

You tell RandomPerson, "Where would the finished picture end up?"

RandomPerson tells you, "No where really. I just keep them."

Odd but nothing out of the ordinary yet.

RandomPerson tells you, "Only side note is i specialize in nude portraits. I can do normal ones, but for only 2k a portrait."

:-O  So you want to paint a nude pic of a 300+ year old Tsol'aa and keep the pictures for yourself...we've just gone from odd to unltracreepy.

You tell RandomPerson, "Thank you for the offer, but I must decline."

Eld

Berenene said:

RandomPerson tells you, "Hello!"

You tell RandomPerson, "Hello. Apologies for the delay."

Random person sending me tells...hmm, doesn't happen very often. I should see what they want.

You tell RandomPerson, "Is there something I can help you with?"

RandomPerson tells you, "No worries. Would you consider letting me paint some portraits of you? I can pay you 10k per portrait that i finish."

Well, that's an interesting offer. I should get some more information first.

You tell RandomPerson, "Where would the finished picture end up?"

RandomPerson tells you, "No where really. I just keep them."

Odd but nothing out of the ordinary yet.

RandomPerson tells you, "Only side note is i specialize in nude portraits. I can do normal ones, but for only 2k a portrait."

:-O  So you want to paint a nude pic of a 300+ year old Tsol'aa and keep the pictures for yourself...we've just gone from odd to unltracreepy.

You tell RandomPerson, "Thank you for the offer, but I must decline."

Wait, people asking to pay you to let them paint portraits of you for their personal collections isn't out of the ordinary?

Daslin

Message #3457 Sent by Achaea

5/06/0:01 The life-enhancing aura surrounding you fades away.

wat?

Chryenth

Ah, that aura. Not had one of those in years. /OldMan

Basically it increases your xp gain for a while, until it fades. Totally random occurance.

Berenene

Eld said:

Berenene said:

RandomPerson tells you, "Hello!"

You tell RandomPerson, "Hello. Apologies for the delay."

Random person sending me tells...hmm, doesn't happen very often. I should see what they want.

You tell RandomPerson, "Is there something I can help you with?"

RandomPerson tells you, "No worries. Would you consider letting me paint some portraits of you? I can pay you 10k per portrait that i finish."

Well, that's an interesting offer. I should get some more information first.

You tell RandomPerson, "Where would the finished picture end up?"

RandomPerson tells you, "No where really. I just keep them."

Odd but nothing out of the ordinary yet.

RandomPerson tells you, "Only side note is i specialize in nude portraits. I can do normal ones, but for only 2k a portrait."

:-O  So you want to paint a nude pic of a 300+ year old Tsol'aa and keep the pictures for yourself...we've just gone from odd to unltracreepy.

You tell RandomPerson, "Thank you for the offer, but I must decline."

Wait, people asking to pay you to let them paint portraits of you for their personal collections isn't out of the ordinary?

What. You mean to tell me you don't?

Krypton

Valden said:

Linian said:

So there I was, browsing around some shops in Hashan to kill some time, and I come spot this.

[Exclusive tailorings]

slippers346568 pink slippers with candy designs 2 400gp

boxers350357 jingling black and silver jester boxers 1 500gp

dress404641 a dress of thin ropes 1 1800gp


Shortly after thinking, what the -, I decided I must've misread something. So I took a closer look.

p dress

You inspect the item that is for sale:

Bound to the flesh of the wearer, this intricate series of narrow ropes clings specifically around the body, merely a suggestion of a dress. The material loops around the neck, plunging over the collar bones like a deep neckline, travelling between the cleavage before wrapping around and back over the breasts, outlining their shape. The weave continues to wrap around the torso, finally travelling around the waist to form a secure belt, from which the rope dives to cross between the thighs, fit intimately to the anatomy. Affixed to the waist is a skirt of rope that criss-crosses around the thighs, nearly constraining movement. A demonstration of humility, this piece bares the entire feminine form to the scrutiny of onlookers.

This item is stylishly cut to reveal the navel.

It has 83 months of usefulness left.

It weighs about 1 pounds and 12 ounce(s).

It won't protect you much from the cold.

Kindly, what?

Not quite safe for work image of the aforementioned style of dress. [source]

GIMME!

Berenene

You know, I scrolled down slowly for that image, so I saw the dress, and then your sig's head turning thing and thought it was in response to the dress.

Chryenth

Same here.

I'm also pretty sure that dress will do less than 'won't protect you much from the cold.'

Exelethril

Linian said:

So there I was, browsing around some shops in Hashan to kill some time, and I come spot this.

[Exclusive tailorings]

slippers346568 pink slippers with candy designs 2 400gp

boxers350357 jingling black and silver jester boxers 1 500gp

dress404641 a dress of thin ropes 1 1800gp


Shortly after thinking, what the -, I decided I must've misread something. So I took a closer look.

p dress

You inspect the item that is for sale:

Bound to the flesh of the wearer, this intricate series of narrow ropes clings specifically around the body, merely a suggestion of a dress. The material loops around the neck, plunging over the collar bones like a deep neckline, travelling between the cleavage before wrapping around and back over the breasts, outlining their shape. The weave continues to wrap around the torso, finally travelling around the waist to form a secure belt, from which the rope dives to cross between the thighs, fit intimately to the anatomy. Affixed to the waist is a skirt of rope that criss-crosses around the thighs, nearly constraining movement. A demonstration of humility, this piece bares the entire feminine form to the scrutiny of onlookers.

This item is stylishly cut to reveal the navel.

It has 83 months of usefulness left.

It weighs about 1 pounds and 12 ounce(s).

It won't protect you much from the cold.

Kindly, what?

I hope no one gets roped into that buying dress.

Silas

:-w

Arditi

Let's avoid tying up the thread with puns, Silas does knot approve.

Exelethril

I'm afrayed so this tie, this thread is bound to get stringed.

Ok, we should stop now..

Lachlan

He's just mad he didn't start the trend. 

Wysteria

Valden said:

Linian said:

So there I was, browsing around some shops in Hashan to kill some time, and I come spot this.

[Exclusive tailorings]

slippers346568 pink slippers with candy designs 2 400gp

boxers350357 jingling black and silver jester boxers 1 500gp

dress404641 a dress of thin ropes 1 1800gp


Shortly after thinking, what the -, I decided I must've misread something. So I took a closer look.

p dress

You inspect the item that is for sale:

Bound to the flesh of the wearer, this intricate series of narrow ropes clings specifically around the body, merely a suggestion of a dress. The material loops around the neck, plunging over the collar bones like a deep neckline, travelling between the cleavage before wrapping around and back over the breasts, outlining their shape. The weave continues to wrap around the torso, finally travelling around the waist to form a secure belt, from which the rope dives to cross between the thighs, fit intimately to the anatomy. Affixed to the waist is a skirt of rope that criss-crosses around the thighs, nearly constraining movement. A demonstration of humility, this piece bares the entire feminine form to the scrutiny of onlookers.

This item is stylishly cut to reveal the navel.

It has 83 months of usefulness left.

It weighs about 1 pounds and 12 ounce(s).

It won't protect you much from the cold.

Kindly, what?

Not quite safe for work image of the aforementioned style of dress. [source]

The image you had was certainly more eloquent than mine. The way it's been described reminds me of Shibari (Japanese rope art - typically used in bondage) as either this (semi-NSFW) or this (NSFW).

Arditi

I'm assuming the bolded one is "Not Safe For Wok".

Wysteria

Can post a picture with a tako to match, but that might get me banned.

Synbios

Wysteria said:

The image you had was certainly more eloquent than mine. The way it's been described reminds me of Shibari (Japanese rope art - typically used in bondage) as either this (semi-NSFW) or this (NSFW).

@Wysteria:

I also thought of shibari when I saw the dress description.

Katzchen

I have to say my mind jumped straight to rope bondage too. :P

Eld

Chryenth said:

Ah, that aura. Not had one of those in years. /OldMan

Basically it increases your xp gain for a while, until it fades. Totally random occurance.

Random, or given as an apology for the game crashing, as seemed to be the case here.

Chryenth

Eld said:

Chryenth said:

Random, or given as an apology for the game crashing, as seemed to be the case here.

Having just learnt that that happened, yeah. That's probably a thing.

Jonathin

Less boring, more quotes.

Trilliana

Message 492

Sent By: Achaea on 5/06/21:19

Dontarion has formally declared you an enemy of the Divine Order of Sartan, the Malevolent.


I uh... wat? I haven't even logged on since Wednesday XD

Iocun

Achaea is evil. By not logging on you're fighting evil. If you fight evil, Sartan doesn't like you.

Berenene

Wysteria said:

Valden said:

Linian said:

So there I was, browsing around some shops in Hashan to kill some time, and I come spot this.

[Exclusive tailorings]

slippers346568 pink slippers with candy designs 2 400gp

boxers350357 jingling black and silver jester boxers 1 500gp

dress404641 a dress of thin ropes 1 1800gp


Shortly after thinking, what the -, I decided I must've misread something. So I took a closer look.

p dress

You inspect the item that is for sale:

Bound to the flesh of the wearer, this intricate series of narrow ropes clings specifically around the body, merely a suggestion of a dress. The material loops around the neck, plunging over the collar bones like a deep neckline, travelling between the cleavage before wrapping around and back over the breasts, outlining their shape. The weave continues to wrap around the torso, finally travelling around the waist to form a secure belt, from which the rope dives to cross between the thighs, fit intimately to the anatomy. Affixed to the waist is a skirt of rope that criss-crosses around the thighs, nearly constraining movement. A demonstration of humility, this piece bares the entire feminine form to the scrutiny of onlookers.

This item is stylishly cut to reveal the navel.

It has 83 months of usefulness left.

It weighs about 1 pounds and 12 ounce(s).

It won't protect you much from the cold.

Kindly, what?

Not quite safe for work image of the aforementioned style of dress. [source]

The image you had was certainly more eloquent than mine. The way it's been described reminds me of Shibari (Japanese rope art - typically used in bondage) as either this (semi-NSFW) or this (NSFW).

That second link is VERY saucy!

Antidas

So much pun, it hurts

Berenene

Should we be PUN-ished?

Chryenth

Punitively.

Damnit, now I've been roped in.

Jonathin

This is stupid.

Haldon

Well I was gonna play Achaea but now I need to read some Spider Robinson, all y'all and your puns.