Memorable quotes

Katzchen

Alcinae said:

You point an imperious finger at a majestic grey elephant.

 -----------------Bleeding Afflicted!-----------------

Blood begins to flow from a majestic grey elephant's pores.

3568h, 2146m, 16740e, 17752w cekdb-22:10:30:830(-30)

Raising his trunk and trumpeting in rage, a majestic grey elephant rears back on his hind legs 

before stamping his forelegs down upon you.

169h, 2146m, 16740e, 17752w cekdb-22:10:31:085

sip vitality

(-3399)

Holy crap. :S

Yeah. You only attack those once. :P

Daslin

@Daeir I guess I'm just lucky and the Mhaldor Forum warriors like me. Sucks to be you bro.

Cahin

2013/03/21 21:44:36 - Xer > A simulataneous attack from Targossas and Eleusis occurred earlier this 

month, where Targossas entered our sewers via Lukis and earrings, while Rangor and Zeon led a small 

force of Eleusians on the island. After the Targossians died en masse to our guards, we swiftly led 

a retaliation attack on the Eleusians lingering outside, forcing them to return back to the city. 

Six Mhaldorian deaths, and fourteen deaths total on Targossians and Eleusians is the final count.

lol

Sidonia

Your somersault takes you out of the room.
Sothantos lashes out at you as you turn to flee.
Treacherous mountain path (road).
A noxious, red-hued fog overwhelms the area with a thick, palpable vapour. A rune shaped like a
butterfly has been sketched into the ground here (nairat: transfix). A rune like an open eye has
been sketched into the ground here (wunjo: cure blind). A runic totem is planted solidly in the
ground. An obsidian eye sigil is here. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on
the ground. A scorching wall of fire stands here, blocking passage to the down.
You see exits leading up and down.
105|1 1931|41 99 84 ekb- <-------- YES I MADE IT
Darroth, riding a giant eagle, charges in, sword flashing at the ready.
Darroth's eyes uncloud as a wunjo rune heals his blindness.
Darroth's limbs lock up as his eyes meet an inguz rune on a totem.
Darroth's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.
Darroth's eyes close suddenly as he falls asleep.
He bumps into you and falls to the floor, asleep.
105|1 440|9 99 83 cxkb- <---------- ruh roh better get out
You have recovered equilibrium.
105|1 440|9 99 83 cexkb- 
Treacherous mountain path (road).
A noxious, red-hued fog overwhelms the area with a thick, palpable vapour. A rune shaped like a
butterfly has been sketched into the ground here (nairat: transfix). A rune like an open eye has
been sketched into the ground here (wunjo: cure blind). A runic totem is planted solidly in the
ground. An obsidian eye sigil is here. A scorching wall of fire stands here, blocking passage to the
up.
You see exits leading up and down.
You are scorched by the firewall as you pass through.
You have been slain by misadventure.

Noob down.

Kresslack

Just started using new prism notifications and sounds, this was the first successful test:

Lady Ruth Yuridja-Keyte, Sartai Navarch says in a quiet, speculative voice, "Hrm hrm."

A beam of prismatic light suddenly shoots into the room.-- DANGER! DANGER, WILL ROBINSON!! -- 

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A dingy hallway.

A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. There are 2 monolith sigils in 2 groups here. Lying 

flat on the ground is a key-shaped sigil.

You see exits leading north, east, south, and west.

w

Common room.

Wilbur the cross-eyed slouches in one corner. A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. Lying 

flat on the ground is a key-shaped sigil. There are 2 monolith sigils in 2 groups here. Crafted of 

bone and blackened steel, a chessboard rests upon an elaborately sculpted base. A silver-trimmed 

dartboard hangs here, waiting to be used. A couch with a covering of brown leather is here. A black 

oak table is here. A dark violet fabric rug is spread out here. Lady Ruth Yuridja-Keyte, Sartai 

Navarch is here.

You see a single exit leading east.

peer

You peer about yourself unscrupulously.

Bonko suddenly appears, having travelled down the beam of prismatic light.-- KILL IT WITH FIRE!! -- 

Berenene

Was the "kill it with fire" bit part of the prism warning system or the Bonko warning system?

Arlanda

Something I realised, when you enchant an orb of concealment, one of the steps is to chant "aisyalam". Read that backwards... @Jurixe

Wysteria

Arlanda said:

Something I realised, when you enchant an orb of concealment, one of the steps is to chant "aisyalam". Read that backwards... @Jurixe

So that's why there are so many Magi in Mhal Malaysiadhor?

Jurixe

Omg. I totally did not notice that. :O Maybe it's because we're so good at hiding ourselves, everyone always forgets that we are that space between Singapore and Thailand.

Eld

Jurixe said:

Omg. I totally did not notice that. :O Maybe it's because we're so good at hiding ourselves, everyone always forgets that we are that space between Singapore and Thailand.

But we call it the Malay Peninsula, not the Thai-Singaporean peninsula...

Prythe

Prythe said:

Penwize said:

Worldburn just completely melts the huge mass of midbies that Eleusis sports.  It starts and they die by the second tick.

(Party): Penwize says, "You have 5, we brought what, 8? That's not that bad, considering they're all  

Eleusians who can't do shit."

Yeah, I understand you were pissed about the Worldburn, but I am still fielding complaints about that one.

Somebody just asked me why people were upset by this....

I guess I should have explained that this was a mischan on the Active Defense Party channel, during the Raid/Death sequence.

Berenene

Arlanda said:

Something I realised, when you enchant an orb of concealment, one of the steps is to chant "aisyalam". Read that backwards... @Jurixe

That's nothing. All of the chants in Enchantment spell out a word if you take the first letter of every word chanted and put it into one word.  Flame sigil for example: Flet Lhar Abe Minlo Eec - FLAME.  But the best is, if it hasn't been changed, the example given when learning enchantment from a teacher.  I can't remember exactly what it is, but it is something mildly insulting to the person learning enchantment.

Silas

Silas has been devoured by the red dragon Yudhishthira.
Sothantos has been slain by the might of a fearsome wyvern.

(Order): Aurora says, "Achilles."
(Order): Achilles says, "M'lady?"
(Order): Aurora says, "Are you feeding your fellow Aarashi to that dragon again?"
(Order): Achilles says, "Never, Silas did that on his own."
(Order): Aldair says, "Last time I encountered the wyrm, he was staring longingly over the sea to where Achilles no doubt was meditating. This was naturally at the ferry dock. When I disembarked from the boat, there was a flash of hope and then pure rage when he realized I was not the Aarashi he sought. This was followed by swift death. It was tragically romantic."
(Order): Silas says, "Haha."
(Order): Achilles says, "I can't choose my admirers I'm afraid."
(Order): Aldair says, "At least write. For our sakes."

Penwize

Prythe said:

Prythe said:

Penwize said:

Worldburn just completely melts the huge mass of midbies that Eleusis sports.  It starts and they die by the second tick.

(Party): Penwize says, "You have 5, we brought what, 8? That's not that bad, considering they're all  

Eleusians who can't do shit."

Yeah, I understand you were pissed about the Worldburn, but I am still fielding complaints about that one.

Somebody just asked me why people were upset by this....

I guess I should have explained that this was a mischan on the Active Defense Party channel, during the Raid/Death sequence.

People still shouldn't be that upset by it.  Midbies really can't do anything against worldburn, they die on the second or third tick of it.  It completely melts them.  I was upset that Mhaldor decided to start a worldburn the second we entered to raid, with only 3 more people than they had (and all midbies), and I could have said it more politely, but that's no reason to get as angry about it as people have been.  It's a lot worse when you take it out of context, but you provided the context for me, so thanks for that at least.

Silas

People aren't happy unless they have something to complain about. I wouldn't worry about it.

Cahin

It still sounds like you brought more people than Mhaldor had online to raid.

Mishgul

That's a lie. We outnumbered them 5 to 8.

Jarrod

The things I could say that I shouldn't say because of things I witnessed regarding the above raid and ensuing conversations...

damn conscience.

Cahin

Jarrod said:

The things I could say that I shouldn't say because of things I witnessed regarding the above raid and ensuing conversations...

damn conscience.

That's what hand puppets are for.

You can't tell us, but maybe Freddie the Frog that Never Lies can.

Penwize

Jarrod said:

The things I could say that I shouldn't say because of things I witnessed regarding the above raid and ensuing conversations...

damn conscience.

This is the forums! Consciences have no place on Achaea's forums!

Talonia

Atop the battlements of the city wall.

Jhui appears, a look of love in his eyes.

Jhui takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his arms.

Jhui takes a long drag off his pipe.

Jhui takes a drink from a maplewood vial.

Jhui cries out in agony, a look of pain crossing his features.

A starburst tattoo flares and bathes Jhui in red light.

A misshapen lump of coal upon a slender mithril chain falls from Jhui's person.

Slippery elm falls from Jhui's person.

A lobelia seed falls from Jhui's person.

A ginseng root falls from Jhui's person.

A ginseng root falls from Jhui's person.

A lobelia seed falls from Jhui's person.

A valerian leaf falls from Jhui's person.

A valerian leaf falls from Jhui's person.

The corpse of a massive xabat falls from Jhui's person.

The corpse of a massive xabat falls from Jhui's person.

The corpse of a massive xabat falls from Jhui's person.

The corpse of a hulking striped moirah falls from Jhui's person.

The corpse of a hulking striped moirah falls from Jhui's person.

The corpse of a hulking striped moirah falls from Jhui's person.

The corpse of a ponderous ictheli falls from Jhui's person.

The corpse of a ponderous ictheli falls from Jhui's person.

The corpse of a ponderous ictheli falls from Jhui's person.

A lobelia seed falls from Jhui's person.

A valerian leaf falls from Jhui's person.

Slippery elm falls from Jhui's person.

The corpse of a fairy Knight of Sidhe falls from Jhui's person.

The corpse of a lake fairy falls from Jhui's person.

The corpse of a lake fairy falls from Jhui's person.

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He dropped a ton of other stuff and scared the crap out of me!

Synbios

Talonia said:

Atop the battlements of the city wall.

Jhui appears, a look of love in his eyes.

Jhui takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his arms.

Jhui takes a long drag off his pipe.

Jhui takes a drink from a maplewood vial.

Jhui cries out in agony, a look of pain crossing his features.

A starburst tattoo flares and bathes Jhui in red light.

A misshapen lump of coal upon a slender mithril chain falls from Jhui's person.

Slippery elm falls from Jhui's person.

A lobelia seed falls from Jhui's person.

A ginseng root falls from Jhui's person.

A ginseng root falls from Jhui's person.

A lobelia seed falls from Jhui's person.

A valerian leaf falls from Jhui's person.

A valerian leaf falls from Jhui's person.

The corpse of a massive xabat falls from Jhui's person.

The corpse of a massive xabat falls from Jhui's person.

The corpse of a massive xabat falls from Jhui's person.

The corpse of a hulking striped moirah falls from Jhui's person.

The corpse of a hulking striped moirah falls from Jhui's person.

The corpse of a hulking striped moirah falls from Jhui's person.

The corpse of a ponderous ictheli falls from Jhui's person.

The corpse of a ponderous ictheli falls from Jhui's person.

The corpse of a ponderous ictheli falls from Jhui's person.

A lobelia seed falls from Jhui's person.

A valerian leaf falls from Jhui's person.

Slippery elm falls from Jhui's person.

The corpse of a fairy Knight of Sidhe falls from Jhui's person.

The corpse of a lake fairy falls from Jhui's person.

The corpse of a lake fairy falls from Jhui's person.

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He dropped a ton of other stuff and scared the crap out of me!

Well, @Kyrra...

I guess you could say...

...Love hurts.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

Kenway

You tell Dreadlord Carmain Fol'ia, Messiah of the Damned, "Do you guys have icecream in Mhaldor? Or 

like... Heathen's Blood Orange Sorbet?"

Carmain tells you, "Not yet."    :-S

You tell Dreadlord Carmain Fol'ia, Messiah of the Damned, "Well darn."

Carmain tells you, "Yes."

You tell Dreadlord Carmain Fol'ia, Messiah of the Damned, "Is it true you answer 'yes' to almost 

everything?"

Carmain tells you, "Yes."

Mishgul

Layna tells you, "Good lord. Don't even know where you are. Stop drinking.

"

You tell Deacon Layna Fol'ia, "Yes."

Layna tells you, "Oh Father. That doesn't even make sense."

You tell Deacon Layna Fol'ia, "Yes."

Synbios

Hillside wood.

It is raining heavily, pregnant drops of water pouring down onto you. The area is ablaze!

You see exits leading northeast, east, south, southwest, and west.

Must be raining gasoline today. 

Kyrra

Synbios said:

Talonia said:

Atop the battlements of the city wall.

Jhui appears, a look of love in his eyes.

Jhui takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his arms.

Jhui takes a long drag off his pipe.

Jhui takes a drink from a maplewood vial.

Jhui cries out in agony, a look of pain crossing his features.

A starburst tattoo flares and bathes Jhui in red light.

A misshapen lump of coal upon a slender mithril chain falls from Jhui's person.

Slippery elm falls from Jhui's person.

A lobelia seed falls from Jhui's person.

A ginseng root falls from Jhui's person.

A ginseng root falls from Jhui's person.

A lobelia seed falls from Jhui's person.

A valerian leaf falls from Jhui's person.

A valerian leaf falls from Jhui's person.

The corpse of a massive xabat falls from Jhui's person.

The corpse of a massive xabat falls from Jhui's person.

The corpse of a massive xabat falls from Jhui's person.

The corpse of a hulking striped moirah falls from Jhui's person.

The corpse of a hulking striped moirah falls from Jhui's person.

The corpse of a hulking striped moirah falls from Jhui's person.

The corpse of a ponderous ictheli falls from Jhui's person.

The corpse of a ponderous ictheli falls from Jhui's person.

The corpse of a ponderous ictheli falls from Jhui's person.

A lobelia seed falls from Jhui's person.

A valerian leaf falls from Jhui's person.

Slippery elm falls from Jhui's person.

The corpse of a fairy Knight of Sidhe falls from Jhui's person.

The corpse of a lake fairy falls from Jhui's person.

The corpse of a lake fairy falls from Jhui's person.

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He dropped a ton of other stuff and scared the crap out of me!

Well, @Kyrra...

I guess you could say...

...Love hurts.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

Did he hit one of my totems?

Wysteria

Synbios said:

Hillside wood.

It is raining heavily, pregnant drops of water pouring down onto you. The area is ablaze!

You see exits leading northeast, east, south, southwest, and west.

Must be raining gasoline today. 

Better than last time, we had a fire to put out and it was Winter in a blizzard.

Lianca

@Kyrra, looks like numbing dropped.

Cahin

Carmain tells you, "Yes."

Carmain tells you, "Very well."

Carmain tells you, "Ok."

Lukan

3408h, 4026m, 15940e, 16972w cexkdb-dye 70 penis black
Black light flows forth from your fingertips and into your quiver of arrows.

Apparently, it doesn't matter what word you use.