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  • KresslackKresslack Florida, United States
    @Silvarian:

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  • JarrodJarrod
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    Cascades of quicksilver light streak across the firmament as the celestial voice of Ourania intones, "Oh Jarrod..."

  • TanaarTanaar
    Nose goes on being Xenomorph's shower ladyboy.

    *nose*
  • EldEld
    Kresslack said:
    sw
    A ring of rough-barked redwoods.
    The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A brilliant morning cloak 
    butterfly, resplendent in gold and red, spreads its beautiful wings here. A lithe Tsol'aa ranger 
    pauses here, keen eyes alert for trouble.
    You see exits leading northeast, south, and up.
    A Tsol'aa ranger says, "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee."
    Can we have a *facepalm* button?
  • KresslackKresslack Florida, United States
    edited March 2013
    Eld said:
    Kresslack said:
    sw
    A ring of rough-barked redwoods.
    The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A brilliant morning cloak 
    butterfly, resplendent in gold and red, spreads its beautiful wings here. A lithe Tsol'aa ranger 
    pauses here, keen eyes alert for trouble.
    You see exits leading northeast, south, and up.
    A Tsol'aa ranger says, "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee."
    Can we have a *facepalm* button?
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    (The Midnight Crew): Penwize says, "The hell does a Cyrenian need with the best raiding artie ever? 


  • KatzchenKatzchen Mhaldor
    @Xenomorph wait, you were jailed for cursing? Why am I not locked up too?


                   Honourable, knight eternal,

                                            Darkly evil, cruel infernal.

                                                                     Necromanctic to the core,

                                                                                             Dance with death forever more.



  • KatzchenKatzchen Mhaldor
    Xenomorph said:
    You white sista, you just don't undstand..
    This is probably true.


                   Honourable, knight eternal,

                                            Darkly evil, cruel infernal.

                                                                     Necromanctic to the core,

                                                                                             Dance with death forever more.



  • XaeXae
    Cutting him down to size, an imperial guardsman has calmly dispatched Phaatass.
    Dominatus Nemesio Atreide says, "Find a new person to chameleon?"
    You nod your head affirmatively.
    Dominatus Nemesio Atreide says, "Sooo, we ever go to the Underworld together and I say, "I'm with Phaatass.", I'm going to be in trouble, right?"

    I'll probably be shifting over to Starmourn, seeya there!
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    Please check out my new art page!

  • SynbiosSynbios
    Silvarien said:
    Sohl said:
    That's A-Team's patented leveling method. You'll have to speak with our licensing department if you want to use it.
    I don't think the A-Team is a good nickname for an Achaean combat team. Don't get me wrong, it was by far my favorite show growing up, but they'd have like a 10 minute gunfight and nobody got hit on either side. I think in all my time watching the show, Murdock got hit once, and it was in the upper arm.

    tl;dr: the Achaea equivalent to the A-Team is:

    An arrow flies towards you, shot by Sohl.
    It misses.
    You train your expert eye on Sohl and let fly an arrow with breathtaking precision.
    You miss.
    An arrow flies towards you, shot by Sohl.
    It misses.
    An arrow flies towards you, shot by Sohl.
    It misses.
    You train your expert eye on Sohl and let fly an arrow with breathtaking precision.
    You miss.
    An arrow flies towards you, shot by Sohl.
    It misses.
    You train your expert eye on Sohl and let fly an arrow with breathtaking precision.
    You miss.
    An arrow flies towards you, shot by Sohl.
    It misses.
    You train your expert eye on Sohl and let fly an arrow with breathtaking precision.
    You miss.
    An arrow flies towards you, shot by Sohl.
    It misses.

    Is this not Achaean combat at its most exhilarating? I think it would be cool when an arrow strikes you, you hear a voice saying in your head, "I pity da foo,'" but some things can never be.

  • XliXli
    Synbios said:
    Silvarien said:
    Sohl said:
    That's A-Team's patented leveling method. You'll have to speak with our licensing department if you want to use it.
    I don't think the A-Team is a good nickname for an Achaean combat team. Don't get me wrong, it was by far my favorite show growing up, but they'd have like a 10 minute gunfight and nobody got hit on either side. I think in all my time watching the show, Murdock got hit once, and it was in the upper arm.

    tl;dr: the Achaea equivalent to the A-Team is:

    An arrow flies towards you, shot by Sohl.
    It misses.
    You train your expert eye on Sohl and let fly an arrow with breathtaking precision.
    You miss.
    An arrow flies towards you, shot by Sohl.
    It misses.
    An arrow flies towards you, shot by Sohl.
    It misses.
    You train your expert eye on Sohl and let fly an arrow with breathtaking precision.
    You miss.
    An arrow flies towards you, shot by Sohl.
    It misses.
    You train your expert eye on Sohl and let fly an arrow with breathtaking precision.
    You miss.
    An arrow flies towards you, shot by Sohl.
    It misses.
    You train your expert eye on Sohl and let fly an arrow with breathtaking precision.
    You miss.
    An arrow flies towards you, shot by Sohl.
    It misses.

    Is this not Achaean combat at its most exhilarating? I think it would be cool when an arrow strikes you, you hear a voice saying in your head, "I pity da foo,'" but some things can never be.

    Does that make @Mizik, @Nemutaur and @Dunn the heavy artillery?
    Hiroma tells you, "I just got to listen to someone complain about your deadly axekick being the bane of their existence."
    Archdragon Mizik Corten, Herald of Ruin says, "Man, that was a big axk."
    Hellrazor Cain de Soulis, Sartan's Hammer says, "Your [sic] a beast."
  • BereneneBerenene
    edited March 2013
    DAMN IT @SYNBIOS

    So far I've gone from A-Team firing, to Annoying Arrows to Chainmail Bikini without even expanding any of the folders in the first page!
    Janeway: Tuvok! *clapclap* Release my hounds!
    Krenim: Hounds? How cliche.
    Janeway: Tuvok! *clapclap* Release my rape gorilla!
    Krenim: ...We'll show ourselves out.
  • SilvarienSilvarien
    Synbios said:
    As a blademaster:

    Bearing a strong resemblance to a simple belt, this leather backstrap has been designed to fit 
    loosely across the wearer's shoulders. Brass buckles positioned carefully along it's length allow 
    the wearer to easily adjust the length of the backstrap and two brass hooks sit roughly midway along,
     intended to fit through the enarmes of a warrior's shield, thus allowing a shield to be stored, 
    worn across the back.
    It has 5 months of usefulness left.
    It weighs 0 ounce(s).
    It bears the distinctive mark of Merentesh (a denizen).
    A leather backstrap is holding:
    "kite shield164843"                     a kite shield
    |4661hp(100%)|3730mp(96%) | (100%)e|(100%)w,ex|cdb-19.6%xp [none|stance:mir|shin:]-unlash shield
    True warriors have no need for shields.
    |4661hp(100%)|3730mp(96%) | (100%)e|(100%)w,ex|cdb-19.6%xp [none|stance:mir|shin:]-

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    Oops, for a second there I thought it was a picture of John Boehner crying in the latest Congress meeting, but now I realize it's another guy crying.
  • TrillianaTrilliana
    @Silvarien :O you don't know Captain America?!
    meh


  • SilvarienSilvarien
    Trilliana said:
    @Silvarien :O you don't know Captain America?!
    I do, Trilli, I am just being a goof. :)
  • DontarionDontarion
    edited March 2013
    (The Midnight Crew): You say, "Writelog mhaldor F you guys. Bye."
    (The Midnight Crew): Iocun says, "Agreed."
    (The Midnight Crew): You say, "I'm going to Cyrene where I can do anything. Like making textgarments and textfood and textpoetry."
    (The Midnight Crew): Iocun says, "Textpoetry is so silly."
    (The Midnight Crew): You say, "Also, I can call guards like no ones business so I should fit in."
    (The Midnight Crew): You say, "Is cyrenian admission full of paperwork? This Im good at."
    (The Midnight Crew): Iocun says, "Yeah."
    (The Midnight Crew): Iocun says, "Bad thing though: it creates paperwork for entirely uninvolved parties :(."
    (The Midnight Crew): Delphinus says, "'Is Cyrenian ___________ full of paperwork?' Most boring Mad Libs ever because it's always right."
    (The Midnight Crew): Iocun says, "Letters of recommendation are the most fiendish invention ever."
    (The Midnight Crew): Mathonwy says, "As much as paperwork is a way of life in cyrene, I can say this: they can shove through an app for someone they want citizened in like no time at all."
    (The Midnight Crew): Mathonwy says, "Rofl delph."
    (The Midnight Crew): Mathonwy says, "That's not even a mad lib."
    (The Midnight Crew): You say, "That must be put into quotes. One of you make it happen."
    (The Midnight Crew): Mathonwy says, "That's a mad truism."
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    @DontarionDrakor for twitter boredom.


  • XliXli
    (Some clan): -redacted- says, "Should I be worried that I can't fit my wedding ring up my left nostril?"
    Hiroma tells you, "I just got to listen to someone complain about your deadly axekick being the bane of their existence."
    Archdragon Mizik Corten, Herald of Ruin says, "Man, that was a big axk."
    Hellrazor Cain de Soulis, Sartan's Hammer says, "Your [sic] a beast."
  • DelphinusDelphinus
    You almost lost your hand to a love of Onan. ;))
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  • DelphinusDelphinus
    Kindred don't even get a real couplet. Bardic griefing, brutal.
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  • KresslackKresslack Florida, United States
    edited March 2013
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    Eastern palace gardens.
    The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.
    You see exits leading east, southwest, and west (open door).
    An arrow flies in from the southwest, to bury itself in the target dummy with a solid 'thunk'.
    ts
    (svo): Will keep shield up.
    (touch shield)
    You touch the tattoo and a nearly invisible magical shield forms around you.
    ts
    (svo): Won't keep shield up anymore.
    You have recovered equilibrium. (3.968s)
    falcon observe
    Your falcon reports seeing the following people in its area:
    Kresslack          3654 health out of 3654.
    sq sw
    Palace guard training grounds.
    The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.
    Central Arcadian palace courtyard.
    The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.
    You can see no further.

    Dafuq? O.o



  • VayneVayne Rhode Island
    Yep, that was pretty embarrassing, seems my system's BM quirks are -not- worked out.
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