Memorable quotes

Chryenth

That bat getting ganked.

Because, y'know, backstabbing and all that.

I'll get my coat.

Silas

I get - X (usually Carmain) tells you, "Phealth." - pretty frequently.

Valeo

I used to get a lot of interesting mistells for Valnurana... And then, when Vadimuses was first testing out Vadi, he would mistell to me a lot. 

Darklyre

Wind Walker Wilor yells, "I kill everything in petra."

You tell Wind Walker Wilor, "You do realize that every Petran is already dead, right?"

Wilor tells you, "Yes because i killed them."

You tell Wind Walker Wilor, "No, you killed a bunch of vagrants. We don't care about the vagrants. The Petrans themselves have 

been dead for centuries."

Wilor tells you, "What?"

You tell Wind Walker Wilor, "Probe them. They're not loyal to Petra."

Wilor tells you, "All that work for nothing."

Nellaundra

A small gremlin appears, negligently throws a rolled up letter at you, then disappears in a puff of
acrid smoke.

You read what is written on a crisp, chain-bound letter:
To Page Nellaundra,

It's a widely held belief in Mhaldor, if not all of Sapience that
Cyrenians enjoy their cupcakes. Though we've interacted but briefly once
for a spar in the Delos arena, I have only one other contact in Cyrene
that I've already sent this to - a Mhaldorian-esque cupcake. I usually
don't indulge in sweets, but this cupcake is an exception. Personally, I
find the cherry flavour to not be as reminiscient of blood as it should,
but overall, it's fairly delectable. Enjoy your taste of Suffering... or
not.

In Strength,
Apostle Xer

[A kena rune inscribed in a pentagram is scrawled in black and red ink
by the signature]



A crisp, chain-bound letter is holding:
"platter290666"                         a platter of cupcakes with necromantic scenes



@Xer you are basically the best.

Mishgul

Silas said:

I get - X (usually Carmain) tells you, "Phealth." - pretty frequently.

Change your name I don't have a tell key on my keyboard and i cba to make an auto sipper >(

Vaehl

I believe I had a while ago posted a segment on how to grief 101. Here is the second title in the collection.

The key to this technique is to spam your target, in the hope that they spam you back - hiding the surprise you've got waiting for them.

You tell Deacon Dontarion Dracrotalus, Sartai Nightmare, "What."

4031h, 3397m, 19718e, 17200w exk-15:10:25:178

You tell Deacon Dontarion Dracrotalus, Sartai Nightmare, "What."

4031h, 3397m, 19718e, 17200w exk-15:10:25:409

You tell Deacon Dontarion Dracrotalus, Sartai Nightmare, "What."

4031h, 3397m, 19718e, 17200w exk-15:10:25:412

You tell Deacon Dontarion Dracrotalus, Sartai Nightmare, "What."

4031h, 3397m, 19718e, 17200w exk-15:10:25:415

You tell Deacon Dontarion Dracrotalus, Sartai Nightmare, "What."

4031h, 3397m, 19718e, 17200w exk-15:10:25:418

You tell Deacon Dontarion Dracrotalus, Sartai Nightmare, "What."

4031h, 3397m, 19718e, 17200w exk-15:10:25:420

You tell Deacon Dontarion Dracrotalus, Sartai Nightmare, "What."

4031h, 3397m, 19718e, 17200w exk-15:10:25:423

You tell Deacon Dontarion Dracrotalus, Sartai Nightmare, "What."

4031h, 3397m, 19718e, 17200w exk-15:10:25:426

You tell Deacon Dontarion Dracrotalus, Sartai Nightmare, "What."

4031h, 3397m, 19718e, 17200w exk-15:10:25:428

You tell Deacon Dontarion Dracrotalus, Sartai Nightmare, "What."

4031h, 3397m, 19718e, 17200w exk-15:10:25:431

You tell Deacon Dontarion Dracrotalus, Sartai Nightmare, "What."

4031h, 3397m, 19718e, 17200w exk-15:10:25:434

You tell Deacon Dontarion Dracrotalus, Sartai Nightmare, "What."

4031h, 3397m, 19718e, 17200w exk-15:10:25:436

You tell Deacon Dontarion Dracrotalus, Sartai Nightmare, "What."

4031h, 3397m, 19718e, 17200w exk-15:10:25:439

You tell Deacon Dontarion Dracrotalus, Sartai Nightmare, "What."

4031h, 3397m, 19718e, 17200w exk-15:10:25:441

You tell Deacon Dontarion Dracrotalus, Sartai Nightmare, "What."

4031h, 3397m, 19718e, 17200w exk-15:10:25:444

You tell Deacon Dontarion Dracrotalus, Sartai Nightmare, "What."

4031h, 3397m, 19718e, 17200w exk-15:10:25:447

You tell Deacon Dontarion Dracrotalus, Sartai Nightmare, "What."

4031h, 3397m, 19718e, 17200w exk-15:10:25:450

You tell Deacon Dontarion Dracrotalus, Sartai Nightmare, "What."

4031h, 3397m, 19718e, 17200w exk-15:10:25:452

You tell Deacon Dontarion Dracrotalus, Sartai Nightmare, "What."

4031h, 3397m, 19718e, 17200w exk-15:10:25:456

You tell Deacon Dontarion Dracrotalus, Sartai Nightmare, "What."

4031h, 3397m, 19718e, 17200w exk-15:10:25:459

You tell Deacon Dontarion Dracrotalus, Sartai Nightmare, "What."

4031h, 3397m, 19718e, 17200w exk-15:10:25:461

You tell Deacon Dontarion Dracrotalus, Sartai Nightmare, "What."

4031h, 3397m, 19718e, 17200w exk-15:10:25:464

You tell Deacon Dontarion Dracrotalus, Sartai Nightmare, "What."

4031h, 3397m, 19718e, 17200w exk-15:10:25:467

Rubbing your fingers briskly on the card, you charge it with necessary energy.

The card begins to glow with a mystic energy.

4031h, 3397m, 19718e, 17200w exk-15:10:25:470

You fling the Death tarot card at Dontarion and upon impact, it disappears. An ominous silence 

overtakes your surroundings.[Paving]: PAUSING THE SYSTEM YARR15:10:25:472[P]

4031h, 3397m, 19693e, 17200w ek-15:10:25:475[P]

---------------RECOVERED BALANCE---------------

4031h, 3397m, 19703e, 17200w exk-15:10:28:047[P]

Dontarion tells you, "Defiling."

4031h, 3397m, 19703e, 17200w exk-15:10:28:945[P]

Dontarion tells you, "Defiling."

4031h, 3397m, 19703e, 17200w exk-15:10:29:214[P]

Dontarion tells you, "Defiling."

4031h, 3397m, 19703e, 17200w exk-15:10:29:450[P]

Take a pause here and notice how he is completely oblivious to his fate. His own reply-spam being the lit path to his embarrassing end.

Dontarion tells you, "Defiling."

4031h, 3397m, 19703e, 17200w exk-15:10:30:162[P]

Dontarion tells you, "Defiling."

4031h, 3397m, 19703e, 17200w exk-15:10:30:396[P]

Dontarion tells you, "Defiling."

4031h, 3397m, 19703e, 17200w exk-15:10:30:402[P]

Dontarion tells you, "Defiling."

4031h, 3397m, 19703e, 17200w exk-15:10:30:408[P]

Dontarion tells you, "Defiling."

4031h, 3397m, 19703e, 17200w exk-15:10:30:413[P]

Dontarion tells you, "Defiling."

4031h, 3397m, 19703e, 17200w exk-15:10:30:419[P]

Dontarion tells you, "Defiling."

4031h, 3397m, 19703e, 17200w exk-15:10:30:424[P]

Dontarion tells you, "Defiling."

4031h, 3397m, 19703e, 17200w exk-15:10:30:428[P]

Dontarion tells you, "Defiling."

4031h, 3397m, 19703e, 17200w exk-15:10:30:432[P]

Dontarion tells you, "Defiling."

4031h, 3397m, 19703e, 17200w exk-15:10:30:435[P]

Dontarion tells you, "Defiling."

4031h, 3397m, 19703e, 17200w exk-15:10:30:438[P]

Dontarion tells you, "Defiling."

4031h, 3397m, 19703e, 17200w exk-15:10:30:440[P]

Dontarion tells you, "Defiling."

4031h, 3397m, 19703e, 17200w exk-15:10:30:443[P]

Dontarion tells you, "Defiling."

4031h, 3397m, 19703e, 17200w exk-15:10:30:632[P]

Dontarion tells you, "Defiling."

4031h, 3397m, 19703e, 17200w exk-15:10:30:638[P]

Dontarion tells you, "Defiling."

4031h, 3397m, 19703e, 17200w exk-15:10:30:643[P]

Dontarion tells you, "Defiling."

4031h, 3397m, 19703e, 17200w exk-15:10:30:649[P]

Dontarion tells you, "Defiling."

4031h, 3397m, 19703e, 17200w exk-15:10:30:655[P]

Dontarion tells you, "Defiling."

4031h, 3397m, 19703e, 17200w exk-15:10:30:660[P]

Dontarion tells you, "Defiling."

4031h, 3397m, 19703e, 17200w exk-15:10:30:666[P]

Dontarion tells you, "Defiling."

4031h, 3397m, 19703e, 17200w exk-15:10:30:862[P]

Dontarion tells you, "Defiling."

4031h, 3397m, 19703e, 17200w exk-15:10:30:867[P]

Dontarion tells you, "Defiling."

4031h, 3397m, 19703e, 17200w exk-15:10:30:873[P]

Dontarion tells you, "Defiling."

4031h, 3397m, 19703e, 17200w exk-15:10:30:878[P]

Dontarion tells you, "Defiling."

4031h, 3397m, 19703e, 17200w exk-15:10:30:880[P]

Dontarion tells you, "Defiling."

4031h, 3397m, 19703e, 17200w exk-15:10:30:883[P]

An almost unbearable feeling of emptiness heralds the arrival of a cloaked and hooded figure 

carrying a blood-stained sickle. Dontarion gasps in terror as a skeletal hand emerges from the 

sleeve and points at him. He bows his head to the inevitable as the manifestation of Death swings 

its sickle at his neck. You watch in fascinated horror as he is gathered to Death's cold bosom.

You have slain Dontarion.

[Paving]: get corpse to be done on balance

[Paving]: get corpse to be done on balance

A stone gargoyle falls from Dontarion's corpse.

A group of 3 aurum flakes falls from Dontarion's corpse.

A group of 3 plumbum flakes falls from Dontarion's corpse.

A group of 3 bloodroot leaves falls from Dontarion's corpse.

A group of 3 magnesium chips falls from Dontarion's corpse.

A group of 2 pinches of ground cinnabar falls from Dontarion's corpse.

A group of 3 pieces of kelp falls from Dontarion's corpse.

A group of 3 ginseng roots falls from Dontarion's corpse.

A group of 2 pinches of ground realgar falls from Dontarion's corpse.

A group of 2 slippery elms falls from Dontarion's corpse.

A group of 2 kola nuts falls from Dontarion's corpse.

4031h, 3397m, 19713e, 17200w exk-15:10:33:777[P]

Bonko

Re name tells: let's just say I know who's bonking who.

Dontarion

Vaehl said:

Touch balls was changed, actually. Go ahead, try it.

Story behind it was that Dontarion's system did it pretty often for amnesia, aeon check, etc (at the time it said "You have no balls.") and a divine found out. Dontarion's next duel was..interesting.

Edit: my system randomly did it for a check.  And that timer was random between 30s and a few minutes IIRC.  Shame.

Actually it wasn't a duel.  It just started happening.  I was like WTF.  WHY AM I DOING THIS.  I kept moving to areas people werent and Wulfen kept following me.  So much shame.

Vaehl

Wulfen liked what he was seeing I guess.

Dontarion

Part of that log -- it'll bring some nostalgia for you Mhaldorians

09:49:43 AM You fondle yourself absently.
09:49:43 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:49:45 AM party accept
09:49:45 AM You have joined Mycen's party.
09:49:45 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:49:46 AM pwho
09:49:46 AM The following members of your party are in the realms:
09:49:46 AM Blade Disciple Hataru Lichlord, Sentry of Mhaldor
09:49:46 AM Blade Aspirant Tyehr, Sentry of Mhaldor
09:49:46 AM Blade Aspirant Xairach, Recruit of Mhaldor
09:49:46 AM Executor Kish, Squire of Lord Carmain
09:49:46 AM Lord Tagg de Soulis, the Dread Hand
09:49:46 AM Praeceptor Tamuril Sar'vet, Baleful Apellant
09:49:46 AM Infernal Cabalist Mystie, Ephialtes of Entropy
09:49:46 AM Blade Savant Alashar, Sentry of Mhaldor
09:49:46 AM Cleric Hasar
09:49:46 AM Minion Sherazad
09:49:46 AM Blade Prefect Xykon Ishida, Sentry of Mhaldor
09:49:46 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:49:51 AM
09:49:51 AM Mycen tells you in Mhaldorian, "Bleak, zeon, bonko."
09:49:51 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:49:56 AM tell Mycen What?  I'm trying to figure out how to get rid of this
09:49:56 AM You tell Mycen Xanatov, Nagarani, "What? I'm trying to figure out how to get rid of this."
09:49:56 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:49:58 AM
09:49:58 AM Mycen tells you in Mhaldorian, "For the past 3 days now."
09:49:58 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:50:05 AM
09:50:05 AM Mycen tells you in Mhaldorian, "Ah, alright."
09:50:05 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:50:05 AM
09:50:05 AM Wulfen says normally to you in Mhaldorian in an unaffected voice, "Are you possibly available for runes?"
09:50:05 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:50:06 AM tell mycen for some reason I'm fondling myself like every 30s
09:50:06 AM You tell Mycen Xanatov, Nagarani, "For some reason I'm fondling myself like every 30s."
09:50:06 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:50:11 AM
09:50:11 AM Mycen tells you in Mhaldorian, "Wtf."
09:50:11 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:50:16 AM tell wulfen I can but I have some sort of problem
09:50:17 AM You tell Father Wulfen, "I can but I have some sort of problem."
09:50:17 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:50:17 AM
09:50:17 AM (OOC!): Lynara says, "... your system is fondling people? Nice."
09:50:17 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:50:18 AM l wulfen
09:50:18 AM He is a human and is of thin, consumptive build, with closely cropped brown hair and a penetrating stare. His cold grey eyes look out from under thick, glowering brows. He has a faint trace of scarring from his left shoulder to the tip of his left eye.
09:50:18 AM He is wearing:
09:50:18 AM  an Aldar Diadem,
09:50:18 AM  a Circlet of the Will,
09:50:18 AM  an aural earring through his left ear,
09:50:18 AM  a Collar of Agatheis,
09:50:18 AM  a suit of ring mail,
09:50:18 AM  a Stygian pendant,
09:50:18 AM  a quiver,
09:50:18 AM  Ethereal Boots,
09:50:18 AM  a golden sundial bracelet,
09:50:18 AM  a length of chain pulling back flayed flesh,
09:50:18 AM  a wyrmskin pack,
09:50:18 AM  a Logosian ring,
09:50:18 AM  a Sash of Caymus,
09:50:18 AM  a ring of the Magus,
09:50:18 AM  a Veil of the Sphinx,
09:50:18 AM  a blackened medallion,
09:50:18 AM  a Torc of Telepathy,
09:50:18 AM  Robes of the Magi,
09:50:18 AM  an Armband of Celerity,
09:50:18 AM  a buckawn's amulet,
09:50:18 AM  a ring of Lucretian clarity,
09:50:18 AM  a golden band of Draconic vigour,
09:50:18 AM  a luxurious black top hat,
09:50:18 AM  a rune-covered scroll case,
09:50:18 AM  an Intellect Crown,
09:50:18 AM  a ring of flying,
09:50:18 AM  goggles of whitesight,
09:50:18 AM  a Brooch of the Tempest,
09:50:18 AM  a set of mithril spurs,
09:50:18 AM  a ring of endurance,
09:50:18 AM  a ten-pointed star amulet,
09:50:18 AM  a Girdle of Aegis, and
09:50:18 AM  a steel baalzadeen amulet
09:50:18 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:50:21 AM You remove 1 purple ink, bringing the total in the Rift to 23.
09:50:21 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:50:21 AM You begin sketching a jera rune on Wulfen.
09:50:21 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cekdb-
09:50:21 AM You see no ink in your inventory.
09:50:21 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cekdb-
09:50:21 AM You see no ink in your inventory.
09:50:21 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cekdb-
09:50:24 AM
09:50:24 AM With a flourish, you finish sketching a jera rune.
09:50:24 AM You have recovered balance on all limbs.
09:50:24 AM ###### BALANCE ###### BALANCE ###### BALANCE ###### BALANCE ###### BALANCE #######
09:50:24 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:50:24 AM You remove 1 yellow ink, bringing the total in the Rift to 40.
09:50:24 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:50:24 AM You remove 1 yellow ink, bringing the total in the Rift to 39.
09:50:24 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:50:24 AM You remove 1 yellow ink, bringing the total in the Rift to 38.
09:50:24 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:50:25 AM You begin sketching a berkana rune on Wulfen.
09:50:25 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cekdb-
09:50:25 AM You see no ink in your inventory.
09:50:25 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cekdb-
09:50:25 AM You see no ink in your inventory.
09:50:25 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cekdb-
09:50:26 AM
09:50:26 AM With a flourish, you finish sketching a berkana rune.
09:50:26 AM You have recovered balance on all limbs.
09:50:26 AM ###### BALANCE ###### BALANCE ###### BALANCE ###### BALANCE ###### BALANCE #######
09:50:26 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:50:27 AM
09:50:27 AM (Party): Xykon says, "Done."
09:50:27 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:50:28 AM You remove 1 green ink, bringing the total in the Rift to 18.
09:50:28 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:50:28 AM You begin sketching an algiz rune on Wulfen.
09:50:28 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cekdb-
09:50:28 AM You see no ink in your inventory.
09:50:28 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cekdb-
09:50:28 AM You see no ink in your inventory.
09:50:28 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cekdb-
09:50:29 AM
09:50:29 AM With a flourish, you finish sketching an algiz rune.
09:50:29 AM You have recovered balance on all limbs.
09:50:29 AM ###### BALANCE ###### BALANCE ###### BALANCE ###### BALANCE ###### BALANCE #######
09:50:29 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:50:30 AM
09:50:30 AM (Party): Kish says, "Shoot with delph now."
09:50:30 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:50:30 AM
09:50:30 AM (Party): Mycen says, "TARGET: with delph."
09:50:30 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:50:30 AM u
09:50:30 AM Mhaldor Road.
09:50:30 AM A noxious, red-hued fog overwhelms the area with a thick, palpable vapour. Some graffiti has been scrawled here. It reads, "Strength through faith in Evil." A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. There are 3 Naga assassins here.
09:50:30 AM You see exits leading up and down.
09:50:30 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15383e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:50:31 AM u
09:50:31 AM Mhaldor Road.
09:50:31 AM A noxious, red-hued fog overwhelms the area with a thick, palpable vapour. Some graffiti has been scrawled here. It reads, "Within Evil, lies power!" A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. There are 2 ominous liches here. There are 2 knights of the Maldaathi here. Hands clenched before himself in a ready stance, a monk of the Tanjinn appraises the area with a focused gaze. Standing still as a statue, a blood steed has fixed its fiery red eyes on some movement in the distance. A broken piece of a wickedly sharp, blackened blade has been discarded here.
09:50:31 AM You see exits leading north and down.
09:50:31 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15381e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:50:32 AM
09:50:32 AM (Party): Xykon says, "Retardation and grave hands."
09:50:32 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:50:36 AM
09:50:36 AM (Party): Mycen says, "Do not call that."
09:50:36 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:50:36 AM
09:50:36 AM (OOC!): Tamuril says, "He walked in and fondled himself."
09:50:36 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:50:43 AM
09:50:43 AM Wulfen gives a yellow ink to you.
09:50:43 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:50:43 AM
09:50:43 AM (OOC!): Lynara says, "And snareman... you don't just hafta enable it. You hafta install it."
09:50:43 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:50:43 AM
09:50:43 AM Wulfen gives a yellow ink to you.
09:50:43 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:50:43 AM
09:50:43 AM You will TIMEOUT in 1 minute unless you do something.
09:50:43 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:50:43 AM
09:50:43 AM Riding her chariot of light, the great life-giver rises from her long sleep and shoots a timorous ray over the horizon.
09:50:43 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:50:43 AM You fondle yourself absently.
09:50:43 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:50:44 AM
09:50:44 AM Wulfen gives a yellow ink to you.
09:50:44 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:50:44 AM
09:50:44 AM Wulfen gives a purple ink to you.
09:50:44 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:50:44 AM
09:50:44 AM Wulfen gives a green ink to you.
09:50:44 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:50:46 AM
09:50:46 AM (Party): Mycen says, "TARGET: bleak."
09:50:46 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:50:48 AM grumble
09:50:48 AM You grumble angrily.

Dontarion

09:50:48 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:50:49 AM You are wielding a Shield of Absorption in your left hand and a serrated cutlass in your right hand.
09:50:49 AM You are holding:
09:50:49 AM a black Y5C commemorative journal, 47 personal journals, 4 journals of the elements, 3 jewelled silver journals, 6 dusky grey journals emblazoned with a pentacle, a red-hued journal, a set of gleaming black armour with shimmering golden runes, 2 indigo velvet journals, a black leather journal, a shimmering cerulean journal bound in leather, an antique mandolin, 4 journals made from pressed leaves, 4 bags of stasis, 2 golden journals, a jade-jewelled journal bearing the arms of Dontarion, a Templar knight's cloak, 2 official Year 300 giftbag, an eagle-emblazoned pouch, 5 historian's journals, 2 steel Theran broadswords, a journal with a musical score, an ornately carved ivory pipe, 2 delicate white Empyreal journals, a pocket journal, a black silk journal, a polished marble pipe, a diamond encrusted Kindfire family ring, 2 painted leather journals, a pair of ivory dice, 2 sparkling midnight blue journals, 2 black leather journals, 2 blue Y5C commemorative journals, 7 cedarwood vials, an oaken mill, 5 gilt-edged invitations, an orcish flail, 2 luminous journals of the night sky, a long, elegant ebony pipe, 2 small journals, 3 ancient leather journals, 13 ebony vials, 4 magically-preserved letters, a gilded letter of commendation, a needle-pointed dirk, 2 journals bound in pale grey leather, a grand flag emblazoned with the Great Grey Owl, a black vellum journal, a Gem of Transmutation, a whirlwind of Vastar, an emerald suede journal, a dark green journal, 3 map-embossed leather journals, 2 crimson silk journals, an indigo silk journal, an Obuun family ring, a silver vellum journal, a Velocity Bow, a gold silk journal, 121 oaken vials, 4 rich journals of forest green, 15 purple heartwood vials, 2 silver Empyrean rings, a crimson leather journal, a rich journal of forest green, a deep sea fishing pole, a shimmering crystal clover, 4 gems of negation, a marque of unquestioned seaworthiness, a jade-jewelled journal, 3 pinewood vials, a black leather journal, a knee-length coat of heavy black wool, a rose-embossed Druidic journal, 5 black-walnut vials, a serpentine keyring, 2 hefty shovels, a clock tower journal, an electrum medallion engraved with a silver wing, a silver journal with a snowflake clasp, a soaring eagle vial, a kite shield, 3 soldier's journals, 3 suits of splint mail, a massive halberd, White Wyvern, an Aalen-wood vial, a small gold shooting star ring, 3 gold-engraved palladium vials, a Pendant of Oceans, a gilded Year 550 journal, 2 journals covered with woven palm fronds, a fearsome dragon figurehead, a gold silk journal, a dark, moonlit journal, a finely carved heartwood pot, 2 red journals embossed with a golden sun, a glass pot, 60 star-shot, 60 ballista darts, 60 spider-shot, an indigo silk journal, a miniature crystalline brazier, a personal journal bearing the arms of Tekla, a gold vellum journal, a lambent golden jar, a heavy iron-link giftbag, a bucket, 2 rusty, oyster-encrusted axes, 2 suits of steel chain mail, a quarterstaff of gnarled pine, a golden journal with rainbow-hued pages, a large silver flag, a leather journal, 2 commemorative brooches, an Etienne family ring, a roll of 10 Mayan crowns, a taper of eternity, a red snakeskin journal, a white birch vial, a gold gossamer pouch detailed with angelic glyphs, an inlaid ebony pipe, 30 throwing axes, a rich green letter, robes of the Temple Guardian, an angelic amulet of warding, a red-hued, wooden vial, an applewood vial, a pair of eagle's wings, a gem of cloaking, a butchering cleaver, 4 bound manuscripts, a leather-bound manuscript, 2 bound manuscripts, a manuscript of beautifully tooled russet leather, a manuscript crafted of natural materials, a leather-bound manuscript bearing the House arms of the Sylvanic Fellowship, 217 arrows, a tulipwood vial, 2 luxurious black top hats, a bound Mayan crown, a plain parchment scroll, 2 runic totems, a bowl of battered dragon testicles, a chipped iconic shard, 3 pieces of prickly ash bark in 2 groups, 4 lobelia seeds in 3 groups, 11 pieces of kelp in 10 groups, 6 goldenseal roots in 5 groups, 4 ginseng roots in 3 groups, 11 bloodroot leaves in 10 groups, 4 bellwort flowers in 3 groups, a group of 2 valerian leaves, a group of 2 slippery elms, a group of 2 skullcap flowers, 4 hawthorn berries in 3 groups, 4 pieces of bayberry bark in 3 groups, 4 kola nuts in 4 groups, 4 pieces of irid moss in 3 groups, 3 yellow inks in 3 groups, a purple ink, a green ink.
09:50:49 AM You are wearing:
09:50:49 AM a pair of fine black linen trousers, a black tricorne hat with a silver plume, 9 pocketbelts, a signet ring bearing the arms of Dontarion, a Sentaari ring of benevolence, a fire pendant, a wyvernskin pack, a high-necked black and silver brocade vest, a ruby ring, a fine white linen shirt, finely tooled black leather boots, deep hooded executioner's robes of tattered grey, a silver and gold tarot deck, a radiant arcane ring, 2 commemorative brooches, a twisted black stone band, a flamekeeper's ring, a suit of scale mail, a Hood of the Sphinx, a pair of gloves embroidered with flames, a quiver.
09:50:49 AM You have 78 types of items in the Rift.
09:50:49 AM You have 928 items and no gold.
09:50:49 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:50:52 AM inr all ink
09:50:52 AM You store 3 yellow ink, bringing the total to 41.
09:50:52 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:50:52 AM inr all ink
09:50:52 AM You store 1 purple ink, bringing the total to 24.
09:50:52 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:50:52 AM inr all ink
09:50:52 AM You store 1 green ink, bringing the total to 19.
09:50:52 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:50:52 AM inr all ink
09:50:52 AM
09:50:52 AM Wulfen gives 500 gold sovereigns to you.
09:50:52 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:50:52 AM inr all ink
09:50:53 AM You see no ink in your inventory.
09:50:53 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:50:53 AM You put 500 gold sovereigns in a wyvernskin pack.
09:50:53 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:50:53 AM inr all ink
09:50:53 AM You see no ink in your inventory.
09:50:53 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:50:53 AM You see no ink in your inventory.
09:50:53 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:50:54 AM
09:50:54 AM (OOC!): Snareman says, "I see."
09:50:54 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:50:55 AM
09:50:55 AM (OOC!): Lynara says, "Windows 7 does not by default have telnet."
09:50:55 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:50:58 AM
09:50:58 AM Wulfen says normally in Mhaldorian in an unaffected voice, "Anti-stupidity training, eh?"
09:50:58 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:51:00 AM clan ooc tell and now wulfen keeps following me around
09:51:00 AM (OOC!): You say, "And now wulfen keeps following me around."
09:51:00 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:51:05 AM say I don't know
09:51:05 AM You say, "I don't know."
09:51:05 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:51:07 AM grumble
09:51:07 AM You grumble angrily.
09:51:07 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:51:07 AM You are wielding a Shield of Absorption in your left hand and a serrated cutlass in your right hand.
09:51:07 AM You are holding:
09:51:07 AM a black Y5C commemorative journal, 47 personal journals, 4 journals of the elements, 3 jewelled silver journals, 6 dusky grey journals emblazoned with a pentacle, a red-hued journal, a set of gleaming black armour with shimmering golden runes, 2 indigo velvet journals, a black leather journal, a shimmering cerulean journal bound in leather, an antique mandolin, 4 journals made from pressed leaves, 4 bags of stasis, 2 golden journals, a jade-jewelled journal bearing the arms of Dontarion, a Templar knight's cloak, 2 official Year 300 giftbag, an eagle-emblazoned pouch, 5 historian's journals, 2 steel Theran broadswords, a journal with a musical score, an ornately carved ivory pipe, 2 delicate white Empyreal journals, a pocket journal, a black silk journal, a polished marble pipe, a diamond encrusted Kindfire family ring, 2 painted leather journals, a pair of ivory dice, 2 sparkling midnight blue journals, 2 black leather journals, 2 blue Y5C commemorative journals, 7 cedarwood vials, an oaken mill, 5 gilt-edged invitations, an orcish flail, 2 luminous journals of the night sky, a long, elegant ebony pipe, 2 small journals, 3 ancient leather journals, 13 ebony vials, 4 magically-preserved letters, a gilded letter of commendation, a needle-pointed dirk, 2 journals bound in pale grey leather, a grand flag emblazoned with the Great Grey Owl, a black vellum journal, a Gem of Transmutation, a whirlwind of Vastar, an emerald suede journal, a dark green journal, 3 map-embossed leather journals, 2 crimson silk journals, an indigo silk journal, an Obuun family ring, a silver vellum journal, a Velocity Bow, a gold silk journal, 121 oaken vials, 4 rich journals of forest green, 15 purple heartwood vials, 2 silver Empyrean rings, a crimson leather journal, a rich journal of forest green, a deep sea fishing pole, a shimmering crystal clover, 4 gems of negation, a marque of unquestioned seaworthiness, a jade-jewelled journal, 3 pinewood vials, a black leather journal, a knee-length coat of heavy black wool, a rose-embossed Druidic journal, 5 black-walnut vials, a serpentine keyring, 2 hefty shovels, a clock tower journal, an electrum medallion engraved with a silver wing, a silver journal with a snowflake clasp, a soaring eagle vial, a kite shield, 3 soldier's journals, 3 suits of splint mail, a massive halberd, White Wyvern, an Aalen-wood vial, a small gold shooting star ring, 3 gold-engraved palladium vials, a Pendant of Oceans, a gilded Year 550 journal, 2 journals covered with woven palm fronds, a fearsome dragon figurehead, a gold silk journal, a dark, moonlit journal, a finely carved heartwood pot, 2 red journals embossed with a golden sun, a glass pot, 60 star-shot, 60 ballista darts, 60 spider-shot, an indigo silk journal, a miniature crystalline brazier, a personal journal bearing the arms of Tekla, a gold vellum journal, a lambent golden jar, a heavy iron-link giftbag, a bucket, 2 rusty, oyster-encrusted axes, 2 suits of steel chain mail, a quarterstaff of gnarled pine, a golden journal with rainbow-hued pages, a large silver flag, a leather journal, 2 commemorative brooches, an Etienne family ring, a roll of 10 Mayan crowns, a taper of eternity, a red snakeskin journal, a white birch vial, a gold gossamer pouch detailed with angelic glyphs, an inlaid ebony pipe, 30 throwing axes, a rich green letter, robes of the Temple Guardian, an angelic amulet of warding, a red-hued, wooden vial, an applewood vial, a pair of eagle's wings, a gem of cloaking, a butchering cleaver, 4 bound manuscripts, a leather-bound manuscript, 2 bound manuscripts, a manuscript of beautifully tooled russet leather, a manuscript crafted of natural materials, a leather-bound manuscript bearing the House arms of the Sylvanic Fellowship, 217 arrows, a tulipwood vial, 2 luxurious black top hats, a bound Mayan crown, a plain parchment scroll, 2 runic totems, a bowl of battered dragon testicles, a chipped iconic shard, 3 pieces of prickly ash bark in 2 groups, 4 lobelia seeds in 3 groups, 11 pieces of kelp in 10 groups, 6 goldenseal roots in 5 groups, 4 ginseng roots in 3 groups, 11 bloodroot leaves in 10 groups, 4 bellwort flowers in 3 groups, a group of 2 valerian leaves, a group of 2 slippery elms, a group of 2 skullcap flowers, 4 hawthorn berries in 3 groups, 4 pieces of bayberry bark in 3 groups, 4 kola nuts in 4 groups, 4 pieces of irid moss in 3 groups.
09:51:07 AM You are wearing:
09:51:07 AM a pair of fine black linen trousers, a black tricorne hat with a silver plume, 9 pocketbelts, a signet ring bearing the arms of Dontarion, a Sentaari ring of benevolence, a fire pendant, a wyvernskin pack, a high-necked black and silver brocade vest, a ruby ring, a fine white linen shirt, finely tooled black leather boots, deep hooded executioner's robes of tattered grey, a silver and gold tarot deck, a radiant arcane ring, 2 commemorative brooches, a twisted black stone band, a flamekeeper's ring, a suit of scale mail, a Hood of the Sphinx, a pair of gloves embroidered with flames, a quiver.
09:51:07 AM You have 78 types of items in the Rift.
09:51:07 AM You have 923 items and no gold.
09:51:07 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:51:11 AM ===== Afflictions reset! =====
09:51:11 AM You are:
09:51:11 AM blind.
09:51:11 AM deaf.
09:51:11 AM an insomniac.
09:51:11 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cxkdb-
09:51:12 AM
09:51:12 AM You have recovered equilibrium.
09:51:12 AM ###### EQUILIBRIUM ###### EQUILIBRIUM ###### EQUILIBRIUM ###### EQUILIBRIUM ######
09:51:12 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:51:12 AM l

Dontarion

09:51:12 AM Mhaldor Road.
09:51:12 AM A noxious, red-hued fog overwhelms the area with a thick, palpable vapour. The mountain pass reaches a level plateau, overshadowed by the Baelgrim Fortress rising up in the distance. Howling winds assault the pass with enough force to pick up the ash and pebbles strewn about the ground and send them flying through the air in a choking cloud. Colouring the sky in sanguine hues, a crimson fog hovers over the island, its sprawling expanse clearly visible from this height, and the noxious scent of the mists is prevalent even here, blending with the ever present odour of decay. Some graffiti has been scrawled here. It reads, "Within Evil, lies power!" A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. There are 2 ominous liches here. There are 2 knights of the Maldaathi here. Hands clenched before himself in a ready stance, a monk of the Tanjinn appraises the area with a focused gaze. Standing still as a statue, a blood steed has fixed its fiery red eyes on some movement in the distance. A broken piece of a wickedly sharp, blackened blade has been discarded here. Father Wulfen is here, shrouded. He wields a wicked-looking daegger in his left hand and a Shield of Absorption in his right.
09:51:12 AM You see exits leading north and down.
09:51:12 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:51:12 AM
09:51:12 AM Wulfen raises an eyebrow questioningly.
09:51:12 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:51:16 AM l
09:51:16 AM Mhaldor Road.
09:51:16 AM A noxious, red-hued fog overwhelms the area with a thick, palpable vapour. The mountain pass reaches a level plateau, overshadowed by the Baelgrim Fortress rising up in the distance. Howling winds assault the pass with enough force to pick up the ash and pebbles strewn about the ground and send them flying through the air in a choking cloud. Colouring the sky in sanguine hues, a crimson fog hovers over the island, its sprawling expanse clearly visible from this height, and the noxious scent of the mists is prevalent even here, blending with the ever present odour of decay. Some graffiti has been scrawled here. It reads, "Within Evil, lies power!" A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. There are 2 ominous liches here. There are 2 knights of the Maldaathi here. Hands clenched before himself in a ready stance, a monk of the Tanjinn appraises the area with a focused gaze. Standing still as a statue, a blood steed has fixed its fiery red eyes on some movement in the distance. A broken piece of a wickedly sharp, blackened blade has been discarded here. Father Wulfen is here, shrouded. He wields a wicked-looking daegger in his left hand and a Shield of Absorption in his right.
09:51:16 AM You see exits leading north and down.
09:51:16 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:51:29 AM
09:51:29 AM (OOC!): Snareman says, "I think he likes you."
09:51:29 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:51:29 AM clan ooc tell seriously, gtf away, wulfens all inquiring now.
09:51:29 AM (OOC!): You say, "Seriously, gtf away, wulfens all inquiring now."
09:51:29 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:51:31 AM
09:51:31 AM Wulfen says normally in Mhaldorian in an unaffected voice, "Odd indeed."
09:51:31 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:51:35 AM
09:51:35 AM Wulfen says normally in Mhaldorian in an unaffected voice, "I will leave you to it."

Jonathin

I tried it.

-5188[114%h]5468[114%m][90%w][85%e][24.2%][18:46:27.725][leech][0]-touch balls

You fondle yourself absently.

(svo): Your max health decreased by 729h/17% to 3783.

(svo): Your max mana decreased by 486m/11% to 4269.

Nellaundra

YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO TOUCH YOURSELF THAT HARD

Chryenth

Apparently some like it hard.

Kenway

Averi gives a large chunk of salted bacon to you.

3842h, 2946m, 18110e, 14645w excdbk 2- 

Averi rubs her hands together greedily.

3842h, 2946m, 18110e, 14645w excdbk 2- 

You give a horrified gasp.

3842h, 2946m, 18110e, 14645w excdbk 2- 

You consume a large chunk of salted bacon leisurely, enjoying every bite.

3842h, 2946m, 18110e, 14645w excdbk 2- love averi

You take Averi by the hand, draw her into you, and whisper, "I love you."

3842h, 2946m, 18110e, 14645w excdbk 2- 

Averi tells you, "We're probably the only achaean couple who exchanges bacon instead of mudsex. 

we're soo awesome."

I clearly married up.

Aerek

@Melodie I hope you're taking notes, woman!

Idelisa

 He is wearing a blackened-platinum, owl pendant, and a black silken eyepatch.

You say in a warm, calm voice, "By the way since when do you go around naked?"

Marv, Ide's Minion says, "I thought you'd never ask."

Marv, Ide's Minion says, "I'm not naked."

Marv, Ide's Minion says, "I wear an eyepatch."

You chuckle long and heartily.

Marv, Ide's Minion says, "Not on my eye though."

Marv, Ide's Minion says, "It's really comfortable."

Wysteria

I walk around perma-Viridian in the off chance any of my clothes have decayed while walking about or on login for this reason.

Ada

4494h, 5051m cexkdb- 23%
A small rocky beach appears to be not far up ahead. Your journey is nearly at an end.
4494h, 5051m cexkdb- 23%
The ferry is about to land, and you prepare to disembark.
4494h, 5051m cexkdb- 23%
The ferry arrives at A small rocky beach and you disembark.
A small rocky beach.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. A small wooden sign is here. Nate, a burly ferryman is here, a stoic expression upon his face. A terrible red dragon towers over you here.  You may ENTER the WILDERNESS map from here. .. uh oh!
You see exits leading south and up.
4494h, 5051m cexkdb- 23%
The dragon Yudhishthira unfurls his wings and beats them at the air. The gust sends you sprawling to the floor in a heap.
4426h, 5051m cexkdb- 23% (-68|0)
The dragon Yudhishthira unfurls his wings and beats them at the air. The gust sends you sprawling to the floor in a heap.
4426h, 5051m cexkdb- 23%
With a sudden 'pop' a wyvern is summoned into the room by the dragon!
4426h, 5051m cexkdb- 23%
Moving with surprising speed, the dragon Yudhishthira charges over you, trampling you in the process.
4426h, 5051m cexkdb- 23%
The dragon Yudhishthira's eyes gleam as you are butchered with a wicked blow.
A fearsome wyvern batters you with an overhead blow.
2973h, 5051m cexkdb- 23% (-1453|0)
sip health
You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
touch serendipity
2973h, 5051m cexkdb- 23%
Moving with surprising speed, the dragon Yudhishthira charges over you, trampling you in the process.
2973h, 5051m cexkdb- 23%
You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
2973h, 5051m cexkdb- 23%
You are no longer stunned.
2973h, 5051m cexkdb- 23%
You almost collapse in pain as the dragon Yudhishthira smashes you with a bone crunching blow.
1761h, 5051m cexkdb- 23% (-1212|0)
You almost collapse in pain as the dragon Yudhishthira smashes you with a bone crunching blow.
591h, 5051m cexkdb- 23% (-1170|0)
outr potash
eat potash
You remove 1 potash, bringing the total in the Rift to 412.
591h, 5051m cexkdb- 23%
sip health
You eat a potash crystal.
You feel your health and mana replenished.
920h, 5051m cexkdb- 23% (329|0)
The dragon Yudhishthira snarls at you and with blinding speed bites you with his massive maw. His teeth pierce your skin and the sheer pressure breaks your arm in half.
The wyvern swiftly lashes out with its tail, stinging you painfully.
548h, 5051m cexkdb- 23% (-372|0)
You take a drink from an oaken vial.
The elixir heals and soothes you.
1207h, 5051m cexkdb- 23% (659|0)
The deadly wyrm pulls back thin lips, exposing rows of razor sharp teeth. It inhales sharply, pauses for a moment, then releases a stream of fire at all those in the room.
You have been slain by the dragon Yudhishthira.
Your starburst tattoo flares as the world is momentarily tinted red.
4118h, 4865m ex- 19% (2911|-186)
parry left leg
vault FEEFEE
sip speed
sip frost
sip levitation
sip venom
outr skullcap
eat skullcap
outr echinacea
eat echinacea
outr myrrh
eat myrrh
outr cohosh
eat cohosh
outr kola
eat kola
outr hawthorn
eat hawthorn
apply caloric
g 225 gold from pack
buy passage to aalen .. better go back
You will now attempt to parry attacks to your left leg.
4118h, 4865m ex- 19%
You do not see that here.
4118h, 4865m ex- 19%
You take a drink from an elemental ice vial.
4118h, 4865m ex- 19%
You take a drink from a mahogany vial.
A chill runs over your icy skin.
4118h, 4865m ex- 19%
You take a drink from a snow blossom vial.
Your body begins to feel lighter and you feel that you are floating slightly.
4118h, 4865m ex- 19%
You take a drink from a snow blossom vial.
You feel a momentary dizziness as your resistance to damage by poison increases.
4118h, 4865m ex- 19%
The dragon Yudhishthira unfurls his wings and beats them at the air. The gust sends you sprawling to the floor in a heap.
4005h, 4865m ex- 19% (-113|0)
You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
touch something
4005h, 4865m ex- 19%
You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
4005h, 4865m ex- 19%
You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
4005h, 4865m ex- 19%
You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
4005h, 4865m ex- 19%
You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
4005h, 4865m ex- 19%
You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
4005h, 4865m ex- 19%
You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
4005h, 4865m ex- 19%
You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
4005h, 4865m ex- 19%
You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
4005h, 4865m ex- 19%
You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
4005h, 4865m ex- 19%
You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
4005h, 4865m ex- 19%
You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
4005h, 4865m ex- 19%
You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
4005h, 4865m ex- 19%
You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
4005h, 4865m ex- 19%
You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
4005h, 4865m ex- 19%
The dragon Yudhishthira's eyes gleam as you are butchered with a wicked blow.
2491h, 4865m ex- 19% (-1514|0)
You bleed 151 health.
2340h, 4865m ex- 19% (-151|0)
You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
2340h, 4865m ex- 19%
The dragon Yudhishthira's eyes gleam as you are butchered with a wicked blow.
The wyvern swiftly lashes out with its tail, stinging you painfully.
You are confused as to the effects of the venom.
739h, 4865m ex- 19% (-1601|0)
g 225 gold from pack
buy passage to aalen ..
The dragon Yudhishthira unfurls his wings and beats them at the air. The gust sends you sprawling to the floor in a heap.
739h, 4865m ex- 19%
You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
739h, 4865m ex- 19%
You are too stunned to be able to do anything. .. mebbe not
739h, 4865m ex- 19%
The dragon Yudhishthira's eyes gleam as you are butchered with a wicked blow.
You have been slain by the dragon Yudhishthira.
0h, 4865m ex- 16% (-739|0)

Lukan

My favorite part of Dontarion's ball-touching log

09:50:30 AM (Party): Kish says, "Shoot with delph now."
09:50:30 AM 3540h, 4695m, 15385e, 20245w cexkdb-
09:50:30 AM
09:50:30 AM (Party): Mycen says, "TARGET: with delph."

Kenway

(Market): Tarkor says, "Didn't get invited to that last party? Maybe ye need a Coat of Arms, that'll 

make all the difference!"

(Market): Lisbethae says, "Didn't get invited to that last party? Clothing helps! Solarium in Cyrene,

 Prythe's in Eleusis."

(Market): Lukan says, "Didn't get invited to that last party? Kill the bastard! Accepting contracts.

"

(Market): Drauka says, "Didn't get invited to that last party? Sell me some stag's horn, I don't 

care about your problems."

(Market): Rakon says, "Clothing not helping?? Kill the host and start your own party instead. Tools 

of War, now stocking bombs."

(Market): Lisbethae says, "Health elixir with breath freshening qualities, when clothes just aren't 

enough. Azure Falcon Cyrene."

(Market): Tasleus says, "I got invited to the last party. Hit me up for runes (If you're cool, and 

not an enemy of Cyrene.)."

(Market): Lukan says, "Bathe in blood at your own party. Accepting contracts, extracting blood for 

extra."

(Market): Lisbethae says, "Perfume yourself after a bath! Rare perfumes at Solarium in Cyrene and 

Prythe's in Eleusis."

(Market): Lukan says, "Don't buy stupid crap, nobody cares what you smell like. Selling bad smelling 

things."

Gotta love Market-spars.

Vaehl

4118h, 3762m, 19490e, 17000w cexk-20:35:00:108

A small gremlin appears, negligently throws a rolled up letter at you, then disappears in a puff of 

acrid smoke.

4118h, 3762m, 19490e, 17000w cexk-20:35:10:863

Proficy drops the decapitated head of Jovolo.

4118h, 3762m, 19490e, 17000w cexk-20:35:17:414

"Cool!" Lukan exclaims at the decapitated head of Jovolo.

4118h, 3762m, 19490e, 17000w cexk-20:35:22:631

(Federation of Asshole Gankers): Lukan says, "Ayo."

4118h, 3762m, 19490e, 17000w cexk-20:35:32:818

(Federation of Asshole Gankers): Lukan says, "Y u get so many letters."

4118h, 3762m, 19490e, 17000w cexk-20:35:36:199

(Federation of Asshole Gankers): Dragonknight says, "Don't worry they are hate notes from his 

greif'd victims."

4118h, 3762m, 19490e, 17000w cexk-20:36:00:479

(Federation of Asshole Gankers): You say, "Idk people like me."

4118h, 3762m, 19490e, 17000w cexk-20:36:01:385

This letter is made of the finest quality paper, and is rolled into a cylinder, with a red ribbon to 

keep it from unfurling.

It has 10 months of usefulness left.

It weighs 1 ounce(s).

An elegant white letter is holding:

Nothing.

4118h, 3762m, 19490e, 17000w cexk-20:36:03:136

You read what is written on an elegant white letter:

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4118h, 3762m, 19490e, 17000w cexk-20:36:05:045

(Federation of Asshole Gankers): You say, "Wtf."

4118h, 3762m, 19490e, 17000w cexk-20:36:06:498

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he was right

Lukan

Looks like I won.

Vaehl

Dunn

Context: raiding Cyrene

Wyverex arrives, following Verrucht.

With kingly grace, a golden gryphon enters from the north.

Voc arrives, following Verrucht.

Venser arrives, following Verrucht.

Xae arrives, following Verrucht.

Nim arrives, following Verrucht.

Exelethril arrives, following Verrucht.

Silvarien arrives, following Verrucht.

Anicetus arrives, following Verrucht.

Maethros arrives, following Verrucht.

Somerled arrives, following Verrucht.

Aalya arrives, following Verrucht.

6876h, 6852m, 27173e, 27482w cexkdb-

Verrucht walks in Divine Grace. You may not harm him.

Noice.

Iocun

I'm sure he didn't do it deliberately. Happens to me all the time as well. I never think of renouncing grace after dying.

Melodie

Yeah, our main focus was GET BACK LET'S GO GROUP UP STOP ROOM DESTROYING!

I did the same thing. Stupid grace.

Arlanda

I know Ashtan probably raids because they are bored but I thought it would be great if they could try to legitimise it by coming up with a RP reason to flavour the raiding so that it doesn't become a 'We have nothing against you, we are just killing you because we are bored'. Who knows, it could affect city relations or whatnot