Memorable quotes

Jonathin

@Ada: Seeing that from your pov is great. lol It killed my pegasus!

Terra

Mathonwy said:

Terra said:

Mathonwy said:

Babel is so awesome, even in what I'd term the 'exit interview.' Excerpt from a much larger whole:

Mordanyconus bends close, his face nearly touching yours.

Mordanyconus says, "Let me tell you something, Mathonwy, and consider it a word of advice from someone you perhaps thought of as something close."

Mordanyconus says, "It will never be broken, even when He has lost interest in you."

Mordanyconus says, "You will awaken one day in the ripeness of old age, warm in your bed and with your grandchildren laughing in the next room, and you will see Him standing there."

Mordanyconus says, "Perhaps you will try to forget. But you will not."

Mordanyconus straightens, a faint smile on his eerily youthful face.

Good luck getting to sleep tonight!

How come even when it's about Mathonwy, it involves Terra dying? 

The shrieking reaches a fevered pitch as pain shoots through your limbs. Invisible talons tear at your flesh, and vice-like grips pull your body in different directions. Swirling distortion engulfs you utterly as your form is rent limb from limb, blood and viscera spraying around the room in a messy vortex of mangled flesh.
You have been slain by Chaotic forces.

I was on the brink of losing my level, and Babel's like "Hah. I'll find a way to get that girl." But then Aurora's TF faded and I regained it! Victory.

Oh god, sorry about that.

I'd be lying if I said my jaw didn't drop a bit IRL when Mord brought Terra in. That's like kicking the dog x 1000.

I like to think I fight back more than a dog. Thank you very much!

Kresslack

Eld has stubbornly butted heads with an irate mountain goat ... and lost.

lol'd

Synbios

Terra said:

Mathonwy said:

Babel is so awesome, even in what I'd term the 'exit interview.' Excerpt from a much larger whole:

Mordanyconus bends close, his face nearly touching yours.

Mordanyconus says, "Let me tell you something, Mathonwy, and consider it a word of advice from someone you perhaps thought of as something close."

Mordanyconus says, "It will never be broken, even when He has lost interest in you."

Mordanyconus says, "You will awaken one day in the ripeness of old age, warm in your bed and with your grandchildren laughing in the next room, and you will see Him standing there."

Mordanyconus says, "Perhaps you will try to forget. But you will not."

Mordanyconus straightens, a faint smile on his eerily youthful face.

Good luck getting to sleep tonight!

How come even when it's about Mathonwy, it involves Terra dying? 

The shrieking reaches a fevered pitch as pain shoots through your limbs. Invisible talons tear at your flesh, and vice-like grips pull your body in different directions. Swirling distortion engulfs you utterly as your form is rent limb from limb, blood and viscera spraying around the room in a messy vortex of mangled flesh.
You have been slain by Chaotic forces.

I was on the brink of losing my level, and Babel's like "Hah. I'll find a way to get that girl." But then Aurora's TF faded and I regained it! Victory.

[Babel, Mathonwy enter stage left]

Babel: You left my Order. YOU LEFT MY ORDER.

Mathonwy: I'm sorry, Lord Babel! I...I just couldn't...

Babel: You could have seen the glories of Oblivion, preached to the ignorant masses of it all, but you...

Mathonwy: Lord Babel...

Babel: YOU THREW THAT ALL AWAY, CORSO. YOU THREW THAT AWAY.

Mathonwy: Forgive me, my Lord, but...

Babel: SILENCE! You must be punished.

[Terra enters stage right, passing by the two innocently]

Terra: La! La! What a wonderful day to be walking along...

[Babel points a finger at Terra, Terra explodes out of scene, stage Nothingness]

Terra: ARGLBARBGBLE

Babel: The next time, it will be you.

[Babel exits, stage left]

Mathonwy: ...What.

Arditi

@Synbios for leader of Ty Beirdd and/or head of Scarlatti's Order.

Terra

Synbios said:

Terra said:

Mathonwy said:

Babel is so awesome, even in what I'd term the 'exit interview.' Excerpt from a much larger whole:

Mordanyconus bends close, his face nearly touching yours.

Mordanyconus says, "Let me tell you something, Mathonwy, and consider it a word of advice from someone you perhaps thought of as something close."

Mordanyconus says, "It will never be broken, even when He has lost interest in you."

Mordanyconus says, "You will awaken one day in the ripeness of old age, warm in your bed and with your grandchildren laughing in the next room, and you will see Him standing there."

Mordanyconus says, "Perhaps you will try to forget. But you will not."

Mordanyconus straightens, a faint smile on his eerily youthful face.

Good luck getting to sleep tonight!

How come even when it's about Mathonwy, it involves Terra dying? 

The shrieking reaches a fevered pitch as pain shoots through your limbs. Invisible talons tear at your flesh, and vice-like grips pull your body in different directions. Swirling distortion engulfs you utterly as your form is rent limb from limb, blood and viscera spraying around the room in a messy vortex of mangled flesh.
You have been slain by Chaotic forces.

I was on the brink of losing my level, and Babel's like "Hah. I'll find a way to get that girl." But then Aurora's TF faded and I regained it! Victory.

[Babel, Mathonwy enter stage left]

Babel: You left my Order. YOU LEFT MY ORDER.

Mathonwy: I'm sorry, Lord Babel! I...I just couldn't...

Babel: You could have seen the glories of Oblivion, preached to the ignorant masses of it all, but you...

Mathonwy: Lord Babel...

Babel: YOU THREW THAT ALL AWAY, CORSO. YOU THREW THAT AWAY.

Mathonwy: Forgive me, my Lord, but...

Babel: SILENCE! You must be punished.

[Terra enters stage right, passing by the two innocently]

Terra: La! La! What a wonderful day to be walking along...

[Babel points a finger at Terra, Terra explodes out of scene, stage Nothingness]

Terra: ARGLBARBGBLE

Babel: The next time, it will be you.

[Babel exits, stage left]

Mathonwy: ...What.

Hey, that's a pretty good depiction for not having witnessed it at all. +1

(Except, of course, for the part where it says I was innocent. Never!)

Synbios

Arditi said:

@Synbios for leader of Ty Beirdd and/or head of Scarlatti's Order.

Sorry, @Scarlatti 's Order, I'm taken. 

Vaehl

Achaean version of double take, I was so freaked out:

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sq s

Dense thicket in Eastern Ithmia.

The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A rune shaped like a 

butterfly has been sketched into the ground here. A rune like an open eye has been sketched into the 

ground here. A lush, viridian plant flourishes amongst the surrounding vegetation. A large beehive 

hangs down from the trees above.

A copse of oaks.

The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A rune shaped like a 

butterfly has been sketched into the ground here. A rune like an open eye has been sketched into the 

ground here. A large beehive hangs down from the trees above. A lush, viridian plant flourishes 

amongst the surrounding vegetation. Covered in gleaming armour, a proud stallion is here pawing at 

the ground. Resting on the ground is a cube-shaped silver sigil. Wings flaring, a pegasus tosses his 

regal head impatiently. There are 3 swarms of bees here. A nebulous water weird is here. A fiery 

efreeti spins madly here.  Hands of rotting flesh and white bone push up from the ground. Captain 

Belle, Quaero Fontis is here, vines undulating about her form. Sentinel Raven Swadryt Shiva, Oaken 

Hand is here. He wields a wyvern-etched druidic quarterstaff in both hands. Sentinel Wolf, Petrel 

Stormcrow, Huka Awha is here, hidden. He wields a Shield of Absorption in his left hand. The Silver 

Dragon Minxie's imposing form looms. The Golden Dragon Mina's imposing form looms. The Silver Dragon 

Tukio's imposing form looms. Sentinel Raven Zincor Sioraiocht, Oaken Hand is here, hidden. He wields 

a hunter's spear in his left hand and a kite shield in his right. Lupine Metamorph Vinceres 

Ebonheart, Falcon of the Seed is here. He wields an Yggdrasian splinter in both hands. Cynlael 

Du'Vantae is here, vines undulating about his form. He is surrounded by one reflection of himself. 

Druidess Yae Dawyn is here. Her face is partially concealed beneath a raised hood. She wields an 

ebony quarterstaff inlaid with silver in both hands. Sentinel Fox Aroac is here. Hannah is here. She 

wields a wyvern-etched druidic quarterstaff in both hands. Tekk Danial is here. The Blue Dragon 

Ayleth's imposing form looms. Dame Zinka El'Jahiem, Champion of Phaestus is here. She wields an 

ornate steel rapier in each hand. Sentinel Fox Jadreth Lightwood is here. Sentinel Fox Valera is 

here. She wields a butchering cleaver in her left hand and an ornate steel rapier in her right. 

Champion Penwize Baker, the Relentless is here. He wields a swirling shield of feathers in his right 

hand.

You can see no further.

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pt oh SHIT

(Party): You say, "Oh SHIT."

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diag

You are:

an insomniac. <--- I actually checked for dementia. Lol.

3677h, 3894m, 19490e, 14797w cxk-

Dense thicket in Eastern Ithmia.

The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A rune shaped like a 

butterfly has been sketched into the ground here. A rune like an open eye has been sketched into the 

ground here. A lush, viridian plant flourishes amongst the surrounding vegetation. A large beehive 

hangs down from the trees above.

A copse of oaks.

The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A rune shaped like a 

butterfly has been sketched into the ground here. A rune like an open eye has been sketched into the 

ground here. A large beehive hangs down from the trees above. A lush, viridian plant flourishes 

amongst the surrounding vegetation. Covered in gleaming armour, a proud stallion is here pawing at 

the ground. Resting on the ground is a cube-shaped silver sigil. Wings flaring, a pegasus tosses his 

regal head impatiently. There are 3 swarms of bees here. A nebulous water weird is here. A fiery 

efreeti spins madly here.  Hands of rotting flesh and white bone push up from the ground. Sentinel 

Wolf, Petrel Stormcrow, Huka Awha is here, hidden. He wields a Shield of Absorption in his left hand.

 The Silver Dragon Minxie's imposing form looms. The Silver Dragon Tukio's imposing form looms. 

Sentinel Raven Zincor Sioraiocht, Oaken Hand is here, hidden. He wields a hunter's spear in his left 

hand and a kite shield in his right. Lupine Metamorph Vinceres Ebonheart, Falcon of the Seed is here.

 He wields an Yggdrasian splinter in both hands. Cynlael Du'Vantae is here, vines undulating about 

his form. He is surrounded by one reflection of himself. Druidess Yae Dawyn is here. Her face is 

partially concealed beneath a raised hood. She wields an ebony quarterstaff inlaid with silver in 

both hands. Hannah is here. She wields a wyvern-etched druidic quarterstaff in both hands. Tekk 

Danial is here. The Blue Dragon Ayleth's imposing form looms. Sentinel Raven Swadryt Shiva, Oaken 

Hand is here. He wields a wyvern-etched druidic quarterstaff in both hands. Dame Zinka El'Jahiem, 

Champion of Phaestus is here. She wields an ornate steel rapier in each hand. Kurios is here. He 

wields an ornate steel rapier in his left hand and a bard's mandolin in his right. Captain Belle, 

Quaero Fontis is here, vines undulating about her form. Sentinel Fox Jadreth Lightwood is here. 

Sentinel Fox Valera is here. She wields a butchering cleaver in her left hand and an ornate steel 

rapier in her right. Sentinel Fox Aroac is here. The Golden Dragon Mina's imposing form looms. 

Champion Penwize Baker, the Relentless is here. He wields a swirling shield of feathers in his right 

hand.

You can see no further.

Xer

Ayoxele says "Help me Xer :<."

Ayoxele says "Travel irl."

Ayoxele says "Travel irl."

Ayoxele says "Travel irl."

Ayoxele says "Enemy spider prop."

Ayoxele says "Enemy spider prop."

You say "TARGET : Spider."

You say "Totem PROPPED."

You say "Totem DOWN."

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Where were those whisper spiders again? I think I need to set a new location for my Raido rune...

Vaehl

I lost vision of it for like 2 seconds and now it can be ANYWHERE. It wasn't one of those nice innocent ones that just walk around, it was hopping and shit. It was -ing crazy.

Sothantos

You cannot leave with your victim still impaled upon your weapon.

ii sword

You aren't wielding anything in either hand.

You are holding:

You are wearing:

You aren't wielding anything in either hand.

p scabbard

A scabbard of charcoal leather is holding:

Nothing.

With a snarl of contempt, you allow Silas to slide free of your weapon.

Comprehension flashes across Silas's face.

You squint suspiciously at your surroundings.

Daslin

@Payne tells you, "I'm coming for you Ivory bastard and when I find you I shall have my revenge."

You tell Chaotic Cataclysm, Payne Dread-Lichlord, "If I've wronged ye, I apologize, but I'm quite 

sure I have no clue what yer speakin' of."

lolwut? Not once have I interacted, but that made me laugh.

Kresslack

Who the eff gave Sothantos a lightsaber?

Synbios

Kresslack said:

Who the eff gave Sothantos a AuroraLIGHTsaber?

Kresslack

Synbios said:

Kresslack said:

Who the eff gave Sothantos a AuroraLIGHTsaber?

Sanjeet

Just another lovely day in Achaea!

nw

North of New Thera (road).

Snowflakes float down around you, colouring the world white. A polished wooden sign is nailed to a 

small tree here. A ladder of long, soft leaves comprises a wispy Weaver's Fern along the ground. 

Shifting to magnetic pulls, a pinch of iron filings twitches here. A dyed black poster bearing the 

title "Ravens on the Wing" has been hung here. A pike with the decapitated head of Saibel has been 

erected. A pike with the decapitated head of Domatus has been erected. A pike with the decapitated 

head of Nizaris has been erected.  The Red Dragon Sliff's imposing form looms.

You see exits leading north, southeast, south, southwest, and northwest.

- 20:28:59.368

The Dragon Laila thunders in from the south.

- 20:29:19.000

Laila flashes Sliff a joyous smile.

- 20:29:23.585

Sliff bows slightly and, in a fluid motion, gently takes Laila's hand and brushes his lips over it.

- 20:29:30.057

Deacon Sliff, the Wrathmaster says to you, "Piss off."

- 20:30:31.011

Sliff opens a dragonskin pack.

- 20:30:51.059

A deathly calm descends upon your surroundings as Sliff draws himself up regally, eyes gleaming with murderous intent.

- 20:30:57.094

s

At a sturdy village gate.

- 20:31:01.047

Bonko

You ask Xenomorph to be your Champion in the matter of Sliff. Note that if the 

offer is accepted, you will have to pay a fee of 1007 to the Ivory Mark.

Infernal Lord Xenomorph, Tyrannus of Mhaldor has agreed!

Jaryn closes his eyes and holds a Vodun doll of Sliff up to his forehead.

(Party): Jaryn says, "He ran."

You slip away to the east and successfully evade your pursuers.

A massive gatehouse.

A rune resembling a horse has been sketched into the ground here. There are 2 

knights of the Maldaathi here. Hands clenched before himself in a ready stance, 

a monk of the Tanjinn appraises the area with a focused gaze. There are 2 

ominous liches here. A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. A sleek 

pony grazes nearby. Standing still as a statue, a blood steed has fixed its 

fiery red eyes on some movement in the distance. A brightly coloured 

jack-in-the-box rests quietly on the ground.  Benedominatus Domatus is here. He 

wields a cavalry shield in his left hand. Infernal Lord Xenomorph, Tyrannus of 

Mhaldor is riding on a blood steed. He wields a Logosian Battleaxe in each hand.

Deacon Sliff, the Wrathmaster is here. He wields a puppet roughly resembling 

Jaryn in his right hand.

You see a single exit leading west.

The music of the jack-in-the-box becomes faster and more frantic and a loud 

voice from within yells, "Xenomorph, I'm a-cooomiiiiing!"

The top of the jack-in-the-box flips open, and up pops a jester puppet with 

razor-sharp teeth. Growing to sudden, improbable size, the spring-loaded puppet 

rips Xenomorph's head off with a single bite.

The last vestiges of strength having ebbed from Xenomorph's body, he sinks to 

the floor with a sigh. Suddenly, your surroundings are enveloped in a blinding 

white light, forcing you to cower with your hands over your eyes. When you 

tentatively open them once more, you are astonished to find Xenomorph alive once

more.

Xenomorph urges his companions onwards.

You tell Jaryn Tiarell, "Rofl. He just soulcaged Xeno."

Jaryn tells you, "How."

You tell Jaryn Tiarell, "Haha. xeno is urging him to."

You tell Jaryn Tiarell, "Gonna cancel."

You tell Jaryn Tiarell, "Right before jitb."

With agile fingers, Sliff quickly constructs a jack-in-the-box.

Sliff sets a jack-in-the-box on the ground and quickly winds it while 

whispering, 'Xenomorph.' The cheerful music of a lute begins to emanate from it.

The music of the jack-in-the-box becomes faster and more frantic and a loud 

voice from within yells, "Xenomorph, I'm a-cooomiiiiing!"

You cancel contract #86 on Sliff.

The top of the jack-in-the-box flips open, and up pops a jester puppet with 

razor-sharp teeth. Growing to sudden, improbable size, the spring-loaded puppet 

rips Xenomorph's head off with a single bite.

Xenomorph has been slain by Sliff.

As Xenomorph draws his final, dying breath, you hear him whisper the word, 

"Vengeance!". Suddenly, a spear of jagged bone materialises from thin air and 

flies toward the chest of his killer!

A starburst tattoo flares and bathes Xenomorph in red light.

A bloodroot leaf falls from Xenomorph's person.

A group of 2 pieces of irid moss falls from Xenomorph's person.

A piece of kelp falls from Xenomorph's person.

The heart of a mortal, still dripping blood falls from Xenomorph's person.

You attempt to stifle your amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.

You slip away to the west and successfully evade your pursuers.

Summoning up all your mental strength and physical agility, you begin to vibrate

your body as quickly as possible.

A short burst of azure light fills your vision and when it is gone, you find 

yourself phased out of sync with the rest of reality.

Aepas

I've found Bonko to be like that annoying housecat that enjoys tearing shit up in your house right before you come home. Then you look around and go "WHAT THE HELL!" then the cat just stares at you with those big adorable eyes and you just kinda shrug it off and clean up the mess it just made.

Katzchen

Aepas said:

I've found Bonko to be like that annoying housecat that enjoys tearing shit up in your house right before you come home. Then you look around and go "WHAT THE HELL!" then the cat just stares at you with those big adorable eyes and you just kinda shrug it off and clean up the mess it just made.

I don't even like pets. But this is pretty accurate.

Tahquil

I can't read any logs from @Bonko without immediately humming the Muppet's theme song after it.

Mishgul

(The Midnight Crew): Cain says, "What is sensory."

(The Midnight Crew): Iocun says, "Epidermal."

(The Midnight Crew): Cain says, "Whats the achemical version?"

(The Midnight Crew): Iocun says, "Sensory."

Sybilla

Just finished learning some Survival from Epicurus, wasn't expecting this reaction:

You thank Epicurus, Master of the Garden profusely.

Epicurus, Master of the Garden skips merrily.

Tahquil

The body of Mathonwy appears in a flash and his soul descends to fill it, causing the previously 

expressionless face to fill with emotion.

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You are dismayed as a set of alchemical robes turns to dust in your hands.

Dude's so hot my robes just fall off when I see him.

Synbios

Tahquil said:

The body of Mathonwy appears in a flash and his soul descends to fill it, causing the previously 

expressionless face to fill with emotion.

4686h, 3790m, 20200e, 23170w exb-

You are dismayed as a set of alchemical robes turns to dust in your hands.

Dude's so hot my robes just fall off when I see him.

Valden

Texel says with a broad highland accent, "Ok."
Texel says with a broad highland accent, "Take us to the crossroads tyro."
Tyro nods his head emphatically.
You follow Grand Master Akechi Texel west to Eastern end of Celestine Street by the city walls.
You follow Grand Master Akechi Texel west to Celestine Street.
You follow Grand Master Akechi Texel north to Celestine Street.
Tyro steps through a sewer grate and is gone.
Tyro leaves to the ether
Chalking up another victim, a murderous thug has brutally slain Tyro .

Kresslack

Sanjeet said:

Just another lovely day in Achaea!

It's probably because you caught him fraternizing with the enemy. Should do the right thing, and turn him in!

Berenene

Valden said:

Texel says with a broad highland accent, "Ok."
Texel says with a broad highland accent, "Take us to the crossroads tyro."
Tyro nods his head emphatically.
You follow Grand Master Akechi Texel west to Eastern end of Celestine Street by the city walls.
You follow Grand Master Akechi Texel west to Celestine Street.
You follow Grand Master Akechi Texel north to Celestine Street.
Tyro steps through a sewer grate and is gone.
Tyro leaves to the ether
Chalking up another victim, a murderous thug has brutally slain Tyro .

Geez. Failure in that test is brutal.

Valden

Berenene said:

<log>

Geez. Failure in that test is brutal.

The Black Lotus give a stipend to the thugs under our section of the city, that way when we test our Tyros and they use something fancy like an auto-walker rather then their own wits, we can give them a little lesson.

Skye

you know, this is the second time in a week I've seen someone mentioned a newbie doing their geog exam with the autowalker. maybe you guys should start demanding they take you by a particular street or route.

Valden

Skye said:

you know, this is the second time in a week I've seen someone mentioned a newbie doing their geog exam with the autowalker. maybe you guys should start demanding they take you by a particular street or route.

This is a good idea that I am going to shamelessly steal. Personally I avoid using auto-walkers when doing my exams even if I used them to find the area in the first place, if I can't find my own way there then I don't deserve to pass now do I?