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  • edited March 2013
    Tahquil said:
    Guides have been instructed that unless a name is racial derogatory or truly offensive (direct to time in those cases) to leave them for a bit as the retention rate will be higher, citing that if a person gets harassed about their name the instant they step through the flame they will more likely pack it in and never return. Compared to a person who plays a little bit, gets invests some time, THEN is asked to change their name they will accept it better causing less stress on the person, on the guide themselves and also has a larger chance they will stick around.

    Don't be hating on guides, they just doing their jobs as instructed by the garden. Don't be hating on the Garden, they just trying to do what's best for the game in the longrun.
    Oh, trust me. I'm not hating on Guides. I was one quite some time ago, and some of my best friends are, etc.

    The point is that there are names which are far more problematic than the one brought to the attention of the world in this Forum - and that sort of thing is a hot button with me.

    ETA - Saw the Quote request / reminder after posting.... so

    ObQuote: 

    You see the following people here:
    Aepas, Kallorn, Xer, Tirac, Ruth, Prythe

    Was not the safest location for me. 

    - To love another person is to see the face of G/d
    - Let me get my hat and my knife
    - It's your apple, take a bite
    - Don't dream it ... be it


  • You notice a terrible smell in the air and see that a knight of the Atrament is
    trying to look inconspicuous.
    ________________________
    The soul of Ashmond says, "Always with the sniping."

    (Clan): Ictinus says, "Stop it Jiraishin, you're making me like you."
  • Jiraishin said:
    You notice a terrible smell in the air and see that a knight of the Atrament is
    trying to look inconspicuous.
    Even city guards have to pass gas. It's like that old myth saying that women don't poop or fart. 
  • Kaevan said:
    Jiraishin said:
    You notice a terrible smell in the air and see that a knight of the Atrament is
    trying to look inconspicuous.
    Even city guards have to pass gas. It's like that old myth saying that women don't poop or fart. 
    I think the problem here is that the knight did it while on duty. A good guard keeps that gas in until he's home, so only his family has to suffer.
  • He did it in front of his city Matron, no less. Talk about a lack of respect.
    ________________________
    The soul of Ashmond says, "Always with the sniping."

    (Clan): Ictinus says, "Stop it Jiraishin, you're making me like you."
  • XerXer Langley
    edited March 2013
    EDIT: Ewwww this formating. Just wrote everything out instead. :(

    Hrm...

    Sir Ariye Wyverex Zuiho_sho (male Dwarf).
    He is 282 years old, having been born on the 13th of Daedalan, 337 years after the fall of the Seleucarian Empire.
    He is ranked 307th in Achaea.
    He is an extremely credible character.
    He is not known for acts of infamy.
    He is considered to be approximately equal to your might
    He is a licensed master shopkeeper.
    He is a Sapient Explorer in the Fellowship of Explorers.

    Not Cyrenian. Okay...

    In the middle of a raid against Cyrene...

    You see Sir Ariye Wyverex Zuhio_sho yell, "Help! Help!"

    No guards came :D

    (I screwed up reminding people to block for the first beckon though, sworry D:)
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  • Xer said:
    EDIT: Ewwww this formating. Just wrote everything out instead. :(

    Hrm...

    Sir Ariye Wyverex Zuiho_sho (male Dwarf).
    He is 282 years old, having been born on the 13th of Daedalan, 337 years after the fall of the Seleucarian Empire.
    He is ranked 307th in Achaea.
    He is an extremely credible character.
    He is not known for acts of infamy.
    He is considered to be approximately equal to your might
    He is a licensed master shopkeeper.
    He is a Sapient Explorer in the Fellowship of Explorers.

    Not Cyrenian. Okay...

    In the middle of a raid against Cyrene...

    You see Sir Ariye Wyverex Zuhio_sho yell, "Help! Help!"

    No guards came :D

    (I screwed up reminding people to block for the first beckon though, sworry D:)
    That was fun though. We kept the beckon up for quite some time and then magically all of the arrows pointed at me for a bit. ^^
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  • XerXer Langley
    D: We came there to bring Suffering and Oppresion because Das keeps joining other conflicts! Wasn't supposed to be fun! We're here to ruin Achaea!







    J/k, glad you enjoyed it.
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  • MelodieMelodie Port Saint Lucie, Florida
    I missed the raid. What. :(

    So inconsiderate.
    And I love too                                                                          Be still, my indelible friend
    That love soon might end                                                         You are unbreaking
    And be known in its aching                                                      Though quaking
    Shown in this shaking                                                             Though crazy
    Lately of my wasteland, baby                                                 That's just wasteland, baby
  • Melodie said:
    I missed the raid. What. :( So inconsiderate.
    Sorry, it was something of a spur of the moment thing. 'Cyrenians? Again?! Well, maybe it's just this one gu--- BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! WAAAAAAAGH!' Obviously, I'm paraphrasing a bit but we generally don't plan that far ahead. 

    In the future, we shall be sure to call ahead and make reservations with the Minister of Security in order to make sure that we get a great view of Lake Muurn instead of being stuck near the doorway to the kitchens. That said, I'm glad most of you seemed to enjoy the variation in your daily schedule. 
  • In Soviet Achaea, bear prank you.
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  • edited March 2013
    While not exactly a quote.....


    In a birch bed with a covering of light cerulean linen.
    This is a birch bed with a covering of light cerulean linen. It is polished. It is rectangular in shape. The room is here. Resting on the ground is a cube-shaped silver sigil. A birch bookcase is here. A birch bed with a covering of light cerulean linen is here.

    This is a birch bookcase. It is tall, broad, and shallow in dimension. It is polished. Its workmanship is plain in style.
    It weighs about 88 pounds.
    It bears the distinctive mark of: The Clan of The Avengers of Maya.
    On it you see:
    Nothing.

    You say, "Love."

    You ask, "Why is there a bookcase in here?"

    [Redacted] blinks.

    [Redacted] asks, "Why is there a bookcase here?"

    put journal in bookcase
    The library refuses your donation.


    .....  no really why is there an effing bookcase in our bed?

    (also, since effing is actually short for f-ing, should it be A effing or AN effing? HMMM)



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  • Idelisa said:
    (also, since effing is actually short for f-ing, should it be A effing or AN effing? HMMM)
    An, if you're actually pronouncing it as "eff". It depends on sounds, not letters.
  • A burnished scimitar appears in the air above Daeir, rotating slowly before shattering in a blinding fury of ivory and gold. The motes wink out of existence, carrying Daeir with them.
    A swirling maelstrom of gold and ivory light sweeps across the room, dissipating to reveal the form of Daeir.
    Guess who ^_^
  • KyrraKyrra Australia
    The Cult of Neraeos Everlasting has been destroyed by the Cult of Caspian Reborn.
    (D.M.A.): Cooper says, "Kyrra is either the most innocent person in the world, or the girl who uses the most innuendo seemingly unintentionally but really on purpose."

  • Kyrra said:
    The Cult of Neraeos Everlasting has been destroyed by the Cult of Caspian Reborn.
    Just adding to my list of Caspiites that need to be slaughtered.
  • Synbios said:
    Ada said:
    A burnished scimitar appears in the air above Daeir, rotating slowly before shattering in a blinding fury of ivory and gold. The motes wink out of existence, carrying Daeir with them.
    A swirling maelstrom of gold and ivory light sweeps across the room, dissipating to reveal the form of Daeir.
    Guess who ^_^

    That is the best divine-kidnap message ever.
    A sudden eruption of white-hot fire immolates you where you stand, razing every inch of your being to ash. Your consciousness drifts free for a moment before violently coalescing around your reconstituted body.

    Guess who?
  • edited March 2013
    Deep cavern within the magma.
    A small book adorned with an intricate symbol lies here. Blasts of heat blow out from the immense 
    suit of armour containing Jeramun, the Flame of the World, bathing him in an eerie orange glow.

    I wanna know what's in that book...
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  • Idelisa said:
    While not exactly a quote.....


    In a birch bed with a covering of light cerulean linen.
    This is a birch bed with a covering of light cerulean linen. It is polished. It is rectangular in shape. The room is here. Resting on the ground is a cube-shaped silver sigil. A birch bookcase is here. A birch bed with a covering of light cerulean linen is here.

    This is a birch bookcase. It is tall, broad, and shallow in dimension. It is polished. Its workmanship is plain in style.
    It weighs about 88 pounds.
    It bears the distinctive mark of: The Clan of The Avengers of Maya.
    On it you see:
    Nothing.

    You say, "Love."

    You ask, "Why is there a bookcase in here?"

    [Redacted] blinks.

    [Redacted] asks, "Why is there a bookcase here?"

    put journal in bookcase
    The library refuses your donation.


    .....  no really why is there an effing bookcase in our bed?

    (also, since effing is actually short for f-ing, should it be A effing or AN effing? HMMM)



    It's the librarian in you, Idelisa. Hrm. Or rather somebody was in the librarian. 


    - To love another person is to see the face of G/d
    - Let me get my hat and my knife
    - It's your apple, take a bite
    - Don't dream it ... be it


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