Memorable quotes

Mannimar

The black Blademaster strikes again!

Darklyre

So, in a recent skirmish:

You follow Yiwen Windsong west to Beneath a broad shelter.

You ease yourself out of the Dragon stance.

Jhui wanders in, beckoned by the power of the guardian angel.

Gunholf snarls at Jhui, rustling his wings and baring his teeth!

A look of true love crosses Yiwen's face.

You follow Yiwen Windsong southwest to Beneath a broad shelter.

Kard coughs softly.

"Eh?" Yiwen says curiously.

Sothantos peers about himself unscrupulously.

Sothantos clears his throat.

(Party): Dunn says, "Wow."

(Party): Lianca says, "Saferoom."

(Party): Nemutaur says, "Uh."

Brother Huyen says in a deep, bellowing voice, "Awkward."

Kresslack

An Arcadian child picks up a stone from the ground and hurls it at you with all his might. (-65 

Health) 

You have recovered balance on all limbs.BALANCE = YES  (3.41s) (+75 Health) 

You say in a deep, strong voice, "Well that's just rude."

You swing a steel Theran broadsword at an Arcadian child with all your might.

The final blow proves too much for an Arcadian child, who expires pitifully.

You have slain an Arcadian child, retrieving the corpse.

You bleed 4 health. (-4 Health) 

Throw rocks at me will you...

Sherazad

Ruth said:

@Sherazad combo-break'd it

Should've said something about covering up that black eye with renewal >_>

You need cures for where the black fist has gone.

While I was reading all those wonderful market ads, I got so excited and thought omg it's my time to shine and say something witty. Then I blanked out and hurriedly wrote that.

I sorry, Daemonic Hand! \\(<.<=>.>)//

Idelisa

@Zeon Windsong says, "Selflessly, the beautiful assassin man took an enormous sum of money in exchange for the head of this attacker of innocents."

......... and some story later:

@Verrucht says in an urbane voice, "True story, the only reason we kept any trees in Cyrene is so we can punch them."

Scarlatti

Ourania said:

Wysteria said:

So...@Scarlatti...what say you about this one?

Looks like a drunken night to me!

Now that Sarapis is off fixing that other thing, I'm assuming it's all safe to marry mortals again.

How you doin', Wysteria?

Idelisa

Oh hell no.  My alt has FULL claim to @Scarlatti.  Wysteria's going down.  

Tahquil

Consider me, @Scarlatti. Pain, anger, personal suffering makes the best muses. I'll even cut your ear off for you.

Cahin

Synbios said:

Did it just skip the line where the jitb yells 'Aktillum, I'm coming for you?'

He left the room.

Kaden

Idelisa said:

Oh hell no.  My alt has FULL claim to @Scarlatti.  Wysteria's going down.  

Oh no. Here we go.

Seldin

Well, this looks awkward.

**************[ Current Relations for the Clan of The Dawnguard]***************

Org             Us                  Them

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Sartan         Allied              Allied              

Maldaathi      Allied              Allied              

Mhaldor        Allied              Allied              

Naga           Allied              Allied              

Congregation   Allied              Allied              

Ebonfist       Allied              Allied              

Gaia           Neutral             Allied  

clhelp dg

This clan does not seem to have written a summary.

The Captain of The Dawnguard is Sothantos de l'Evanoir, Lord of the Crossing.

The leadership positions are:

Patrons

   Aurora and Deucalion

Officers

   Gwawr, Darroth, and Achilles

Soldiers

   Silas, Tanaar, Alexius, Shunsui, Aktillum, Kard, Mosr, Huyen,

   Davio, Tesha, Havyn, Niks, Terra, Searnla, Lyr, Lukis, Andrei,

   Veldrin, Garis, Aldair, Lukaus, Draekar, Synbios, Beatrice,

   Valeo, Aisling, Eril, Ada, Greys, Ashden, and Carmell

There are 37 active members in this clan.

Wysteria

Scarlatti said:

Ourania said:

Wysteria said:

So...@Scarlatti...what say you about this one?

Looks like a drunken night to me!

Now that Sarapis is off fixing that other thing, I'm assuming it's all safe to marry mortals again.

How you doin', Wysteria?

You have plenty other fangirls! You might have to duke it out with @Exelethril to win my hand, @Scarlatti ! We shall meet at dawn

Exelethril

Haha, oh man.. I hope that imaginary scenario doesn't end up resembling the ending scene in the Pick of Destiny. (mortal versus entity)

Technically, I've already won your hand, so I win by default.

Idelisa

- 2013/02/25 13:28:25 - Bonko has been slain by the might of Dreadclown Bonko.
- 2013/02/25 13:28:44 - Bonko has been slain by the might of Dreadclown Bonko.
- 2013/02/25 13:29:01 - Bonko has been slain by the might of Dreadclown Bonko.
- 2013/02/25 13:29:24 - Bonko has been slain by the might of Dreadclown Bonko.
- 2013/02/25 13:29:41 - Bonko has been slain by the might of Dreadclown Bonko.
- 2013/02/25 13:30:09 - Bonko has been slain by the might of Dreadclown Bonko.
- 2013/02/25 13:30:25 - Bonko has been slain by the might of Dreadclown Bonko.
- 2013/02/25 13:30:42 - Bonko has been slain by the might of Dreadclown Bonko.
- 2013/02/25 13:31:05 - Bonko has been slain by the might of Dreadclown Bonko.
- 2013/02/25 13:31:24 - Bonko has been slain by the might of Dreadclown Bonko.
- 2013/02/25 13:31:42 - Bonko has been slain by the might of Dreadclown Bonko.
- 2013/02/25 13:31:56 - Bonko has been slain by the might of Dreadclown Bonko.

Cascades of quicksilver light sheet across the heavens as the serene voice of Ourania echoes, "Bonko,
 stay dead or stop harassing yourself, dear."

Alyssea

- 2013/02/25 13:28:25 - Bonko has been slain by the might of Dreadclown Bonko.

- 2013/02/25 13:28:44 - Bonko has been slain by the might of Dreadclown Bonko.

- 2013/02/25 13:29:01 - Bonko has been slain by the might of Dreadclown Bonko.

- 2013/02/25 13:29:24 - Bonko has been slain by the might of Dreadclown Bonko.

- 2013/02/25 13:29:41 - Bonko has been slain by the might of Dreadclown Bonko.

- 2013/02/25 13:30:09 - Bonko has been slain by the might of Dreadclown Bonko.

- 2013/02/25 13:30:25 - Bonko has been slain by the might of Dreadclown Bonko.

- 2013/02/25 13:30:42 - Bonko has been slain by the might of Dreadclown Bonko.

- 2013/02/25 13:31:05 - Bonko has been slain by the might of Dreadclown Bonko.

- 2013/02/25 13:31:24 - Bonko has been slain by the might of Dreadclown Bonko.

- 2013/02/25 13:31:42 - Bonko has been slain by the might of Dreadclown Bonko.

- 2013/02/25 13:31:56 - Bonko has been slain by the might of Dreadclown Bonko.

- 2013/02/25 13:32:11 - Bonko has been slain by the might of Dreadclown Bonko.

Cascades of quicksilver light sheet across the heavens as the serene voice of Ourania echoes, "Bonko,

 stay dead or stop harassing yourself, dear."

Cascades of quicksilver light sheet across the heavens as the serene voice of Ourania echoes, "Only 

if you ask very very nicely."

Cahin

You snap your fingers in front of Bonko.

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Bonko sinks his fangs into his body.

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Bonko sinks his fangs into his body.

Bonko screams out in agony, struck by the effects of a vicious venom.

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Bonko screams out in agony, struck by the effects of a vicious venom.

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Bonko screams out in agony, struck by the effects of a vicious venom.

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Bonko screams out in agony, struck by the effects of a vicious venom.

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Bonko screams out in agony, struck by the effects of a vicious venom.

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Bonko screams out in agony, struck by the effects of a vicious venom.

Bonko stiffens and drops dead as the venom proves too much for his system.

Himself has been slain by Bonko.

A starburst tattoo flares and bathes Bonko in red light.

x12

Delphinus

The area begins to look slightly less disastrous as massive pieces of rubble and debris are laboriously cleared away.
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A miniature clay golem picks absently at his rough skin, crumbling bits of dead material onto the floor.
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The area begins to look slightly less disastrous as massive pieces of rubble and debris are laboriously cleared away.

Miniature clay trollem.

Niks

You think of your portal post, and travel to them.

Flying above a road (road).

The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.

You see exits leading north and southwest.

Lacking any way to fly and any support, you plummet to the earth below you!

You plummet head first to the surface with a sickening crunch.

Darroth attempts to stifle his amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.

Sir Darroth Vallah, Knight of the Aarash Kheyr says, "Damnit."

You smirk.

Darroth begins the arduous process of rooting a totem to the land by planting the bottom firmly on 

the ground.

You say, "Joke's on you."

Sothantos

Niks said:

You think of your portal post, and travel to them.

AM I JUST AN OBJECT TO YOU, NIKS?

Vaehl

3728h, 3652m, 19260e, 16676w exk-19:42:26:677

[Paving]: TARGET: Caladbolg

Target tar = Caladbolg.

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Outside the walls of the Matsuhama Arena.

The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. Some graffiti has been 

scrawled here. It reads, "MATSUHAMA ARENA [N]." A small, well polished metal plaque is mounted on 

the northern wall.

You see exits leading north, east, and west.

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The spectator stands of the Matsuhama Arena.

The corpse of Jovolo is here, impaled by a narrow bone. A note on it reads, 'This is the end of 

those who would trifle with Ayoxele.'

You see exits leading northeast and south.

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You may drink another health or mana elixir or tonic.

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Arena staging grounds.

A cute little humgii is sitting here placidly, attached to a leash. A square sign hangs here, 

covered with words. A painting on canvas of a battleworn warrior upon a desolate battlefield 

displays its magnificence upon a wall. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on 

the ground.  Caladbolg Van Helsing is here. His face is partially concealed beneath a raised hood.

You see a single exit leading southwest.

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You close your eyes momentarily and extend the range of your vision, seeking out the presence of 

Caladbolg.

You see that Caladbolg is at Arena staging grounds.  (?)

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---------------RECOVERED EQUILIBRIUM---------------

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Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.

[Paving]: The weapons can hit me now

You mutter words of death and decay, and suddenly the ground breaks open all around as hands of 

rotting flesh and white bone push out of the ground.

3728h, 3282m, 19260e, 16578w xk-19:42:30:576[Paving]: Getting high on malachite(-350 Mana)

A game of RAMPAGE has just been initialised in The Matsuhama Arena.

   - JOIN RAMPAGE DELOS to participate.

   - HELP RAMPAGE to read about what it is.

   - Fee: 0 gold per level.

   - Levels 10 to any level.

   - The bloodbath runs for 15 minutes before proceeding into the finale.

   - Starting in 5 minutes.

This event has been commissioned by Caladbolg!

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You take a long drag off your pipe.

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The hands of the grave grasp at the living here already.

3728h, 3282m, 19260e, 16578w xk-19:42:30:883

---------------RECOVERED EQUILIBRIUM---------------

3728h, 3282m, 19260e, 16584w exk-19:42:33:363[Paving]: Getting high on malachite[Paving]: Getting 

high on malachite[Paving]: Getting high on malachite

You remove 1 malachite, bringing the total in the Rift to 2389.

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You take a long drag off your pipe.

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You take a long drag off your pipe.

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You take a long drag off your pipe.

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A simple oaken pipe is full and will hold no more items.

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You store 1 malachite, bringing the total to 2390.

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You see no skullcap in your inventory.

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You see no malachite in your inventory.

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You are already wielding that.

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This location has been declared free of violence, by order of the Divine Ones.

Damn Targosagasroarians can't live without their saferooms!

Hhaos

Oh, we're playing the give @Caladbolg a stroke game?

- 2013/02/26 07:44:06 - Caladbolg has been slain by the might of Grand Master Hhaos Thorngage, Lunar Knight of Hashan.

 2013/02/26 08:28:32 - Caladbolg has been slain by the might of Grand Master Hhaos Thorngage, Lunar Knight of Hashan.

- 2013/02/26 08:30:24 - Caladbolg has been slain by the might of Disciple Illyose Thorngage, of the Second Order.

- 2013/02/26 08:35:47 - Caladbolg has been slain by the might of Grand Master Hhaos Thorngage, Lunar Knight of Hashan.

- 2013/02/26 08:40:22 - Hhaos falls in a blaze of silver to Caladbolg Van Helsing's sword, Unholy Fate.

- 2013/02/26 08:41:24 - Caladbolg has been slain by the might of Grand Master Hhaos Thorngage, Lunar Knight of Hashan.

- 2013/02/26 08:44:09 - Caladbolg has been slain by the might of Grand Master Hhaos Thorngage, Lunar Knight of Hashan.

- 2013/02/26 08:44:51 - Caladbolg has been slain by the might of Grand Master Hhaos Thorngage, Lunar Knight of Hashan.

- 2013/02/26 08:52:04 - Caladbolg has been slain by the might of Grand Master Hhaos Thorngage, Lunar Knight of Hashan.

Wysteria

Rangor tells you in Vertani, "Taught record team weak emotion those gift."

Rangor

shh, don't tell anyone I'm Vertani now.

Tesha

Hhaos said:

Oh, we're playing the give @Caladbolg a stroke game?

- 2013/02/26 07:44:06 - Caladbolg has been slain by the might of Grand Master Hhaos Thorngage, Lunar Knight of Hashan.

 2013/02/26 08:28:32 - Caladbolg has been slain by the might of Grand Master Hhaos Thorngage, Lunar Knight of Hashan.

- 2013/02/26 08:30:24 - Caladbolg has been slain by the might of Disciple Illyose Thorngage, of the Second Order.

- 2013/02/26 08:35:47 - Caladbolg has been slain by the might of Grand Master Hhaos Thorngage, Lunar Knight of Hashan.

- 2013/02/26 08:40:22 - Hhaos falls in a blaze of silver to Caladbolg Van Helsing's sword, Unholy Fate.

- 2013/02/26 08:41:24 - Caladbolg has been slain by the might of Grand Master Hhaos Thorngage, Lunar Knight of Hashan.

- 2013/02/26 08:44:09 - Caladbolg has been slain by the might of Grand Master Hhaos Thorngage, Lunar Knight of Hashan.

- 2013/02/26 08:44:51 - Caladbolg has been slain by the might of Grand Master Hhaos Thorngage, Lunar Knight of Hashan.

- 2013/02/26 08:52:04 - Caladbolg has been slain by the might of Grand Master Hhaos Thorngage, Lunar Knight of Hashan.

Poor Caladbolg. Be nice!

Caladbolg

Lol to be fair I was jumping him.

Vaehl

I remember when Hhaos jumped me. Sweet, sweet xp.

Jacen

Better watch all that interaction with Caladbolg, @Hhaos... he might convert you like he did Draqoom, Tvistor, Antidas, Daeir, and Yue!!!

Valden

Caladbolg said:

Lol to be fair I was jumping him.

No so much jumping as sauntering in and saying "Hi!"

Hhaos

Valden said:

Caladbolg said:

Lol to be fair I was jumping him.

No so much jumping as sauntering in and saying "Hi!"

When you RIVAL someone....<3 Caladbolg, I got a whole 2% of him last night

Halos

You feel Jhui's mind attacking yours from all sides, and you lose your mental equilibrium.

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You begin intense concentration to restore your equilibrium.

You bleed 114 health.

You eat some irid moss.

You feel your health and mana replenished.

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You exert superior mental control and your wounds clot before your eyes.

You exert superior mental control and your wounds clot before your eyes.

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The chaos hound explodes into a fury of claws and teeth, rending your flesh.

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Jhui takes a drink from an obfuscated crystal vial.

Fitz draws back with a knowing smirk and utters some alien word that vibrates deep within your bones.

 Your mind swirls and body convulses in excruciating pain as your very spirit cries out in agony.

You have been slain by Fitz.

A tortoise hatchling falls out of your inventory.

A kola nut falls out of your inventory.

A bloodroot leaf falls out of your inventory.

Some irid moss falls out of your inventory. 

You may eat another animal, plant, or mineral. 

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You are dead and cannot do that.

Yiwen scoops up a tortoise hatchling.

A tortoise hatchling squirms impatiently, slipping out of Yiwen's grasp.