Memorable quotes

Eld

Kenway said:

When testing to see if flying was a viable escape from brokenstar:

Arcturus says in a relaxed voice, "Fly."

3675h, 3674m, 16738e, 15600w cexkb-fly

A noble hippogriff flaps its wings a few times and lifts you into the skies.

Flying above The Imperial plaza of Cyrene.

The world is a slate of white, heavy snow.

You see exits leading east, south, southwest, west, and northwest.

3675h, 3674m, 16738e, 15600w cekb-

You have recovered balance on all limbs. (3.736s)

3675h, 3674m, 16740e, 15600w cexkb-

Arcturus leaps deftly into the skies from below.

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Arcturus says in a relaxed voice, "Yep."

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Arcturus falls quickly to the ground below.

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Arcturus leaps deftly into the skies from below.

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Arcturus says in a relaxed voice, "It tells me that."

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Arcturus falls quickly to the ground below.

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Arcturus leaps deftly into the skies from below.

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Arcturus says in a relaxed voice, "You are not."

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Arcturus falls quickly to the ground below.

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Arcturus leaps deftly into the skies from below.

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Arcturus says in a relaxed voice, "Bleeding enoguh."

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Arcturus falls quickly to the ground below.

3675h, 3674m, 16740e, 15600w cexkb-

Arcturus leaps deftly into the skies from below.

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Arcturus says in a relaxed voice, "To die."

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Arcturus falls quickly to the ground below.

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Arcturus leaps deftly into the skies from below.

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Arcturus says in a relaxed voice, "So that means."

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Arcturus falls quickly to the ground below.

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Arcturus leaps deftly into the skies from below.

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Arcturus says in a relaxed voice, "That it works."

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Arcturus falls quickly to the ground below.

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Arcturus leaps deftly into the skies from below.

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Arcturus exclaims in a relaxed voice, "Tada!!!"

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Arcturus falls quickly to the ground below.

I was laughing my ass off.

Highleap+brokenstar is one of my favorite things.

Katzchen

(Market): Fawne says, "Can't be bothered with romance? Nagging won't end because you're not 'thoughtful'? Poet for hire."
You tell Marketer Fawne, "How about writing prank poems? Sounding dead serious is fine, just signing it with someone else's name."
Fawne tells you, "I can definitely do that."
You tell Marketer Fawne, "What's your fee?"
Fawne tells you, "Depends on the length. Anywhere between 1000 and 5000 gold."
You tell Marketer Fawne, "That is nothing, very well. Write something to Sir Arador from Lord Xenomorph. Emphasise man-love if possible."
Fawne tells you, "Indeed. Do you prefer letter format?"
You tell Marketer Fawne, "Yes, if you pass it to me when you're done, I can mail it from Mhaldor."



Dearest Knight of nights I seek your touch
No simple words will do.
Another month, I cannot wait
Sweet whispers all from you.


I saw you once atop the Spire
Stygian falcon at your side.
Something stirred from deep within
My beating heart aside.


I suffer now in anticipation
Of when we'll steal away
Pillow talk just won't do
Tomorrow - ropes and gags


Even if your heart does not beat with mine
An impale or two would be divine
Tomorrow, please, if you love me too.
The Baelgrim Fortress - just me and you.

In hungry anticipation,
Lord Xenomorph


He didn't buy it. Still funny. :P

Katzchen

Best 10k I have ever spent.

Wysteria

So...@Scarlatti...what say you about this one?

Ourania

Wysteria said:

So...@Scarlatti...what say you about this one?

Looks like a drunken night to me!

Tesha

The long, limber legs of this lean frog are well-suited for grasping branches and climbing trees. 

Its belly is a pale contrast to the leaf-green body of the amphibian, which is of a similar hue to 

the surrounding foliage. Hungrily searching the air for movement, its wide round eyes have black, 

vertical pupils and constantly grant the creature an expression of mild alarm.

 A long-legged monkey frog appears to lack strength.

He weighs about 2 pounds and 0 ounce(s).

You see nothing in it.

Delphinus

You are surrounded by utter darkness, and can see nothing. The smell of minerals and dirt fills your nostrils.  Aiyanna is here, sitting on a stone bench. Her face is partially concealed beneath a raised hood.
You see some loose soil to the north and up.

uhhh

alright

Synbios

Delphinus said:

You are surrounded by utter darkness, and can see nothing. The smell of minerals and dirt fills your nostrils.  Aiyanna is here, sitting on a stone bench. Her face is partially concealed beneath a raised hood.
You see some loose soil to the north and up.

uhhh

alright

Reminds me of those cartoon skits where the character would burrow underground or hide in a cave. All black, only his eyes visible to the audience. And all of a sudden, another pair of eyes appears onscreen. A hand lighting a match. See his underground partner. Hilarity.

Deiren

An interesting first round of  UnCyrenian Family:

Page Finchy Ithilien says, "This fine Neonate was with his loofa when a dark shadow emerged from the waters."

Page Finchy Ithilien says, "An evil and malevolent being had been set upon him, tearing at his feet with a raspy tongue laced with Voyria."

Page Finchy Ithilien says, "For this killer had used the most devilish tool of murder ever known, a trained swimming sheep with a voyria-laced tongue!"

Shunsui

Hmmmm...I wonder if any of those random lust throws stuck...

You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around Terra.

H: 4738 (100%), M: 3449 (86%) 17937w, 21900e 52.4% ex|cdbkh- 18:23:12.796 |-

You shuffle 1 card with the image of the Empress out of your deck.

H: 4738 (100%), M: 3449 (86%) 17937w, 21900e 52.4% ex|cdbk- 18:23:13.259 |-

Rubbing your fingers briskly on the card, you charge it with necessary energy.

The card begins to glow with a mystic energy.

H: 4738 (100%), M: 3449 (86%) 17937w, 21900e 52.4% ex|cdbk- 18:23:13.329 |-

You throw the card at the ground and it quickly grows into a portal through which Dunn is drawn.

Darklyre arrives, following Dunn.

Darklyre eases himself out of the Rat stance.

Klochild arrives, following Dunn.

Ryukishi arrives, following Dunn.

Gaetano arrives, following Dunn.

Jhui arrives, following Dunn.

Jhui eases himself out of the Dragon stance.

Bhayn arrives, following Dunn.

Fitz Devi arrives from the ether.

H: 4738 (100%), M: 3449 (86%) 17937w, 21875e 52.4% e|cdbk- 18:23:13.365 |-

You must regain balance first.

H: 4738 (100%), M: 3449 (86%) 17937w, 21875e 52.4% e|cdbk- 18:23:13.453 |-

Driven by the scent of fresh blood, the leech leaps and attaches itself to Cooper.

A hand-sized tick with a human face leaps for Lukis's throat.

H: 4738 (100%), M: 3449 (86%) 17937w, 21875e 52.4% e|cdbk- 18:23:13.463 |-

(Party): You say, "Summoned Dunn to On the Prelatorian Highway (road)."

H: 4738 (100%), M: 3449 (86%) 17937w, 21875e 52.4% e|cdbk- 18:23:13.703 |-

apparently so, hai guyz!

Zeon

you should embarrassed for not having a totem there.

edit: if you were an Eleusian jester trying to pull that not grieffy shit I would CDF you.

Shunsui

I didn't exactly give any warning, CDF deserved completely

Darklyre

"A low chuckle emanates from the air around you, filling you with a nameless thrill of discontent."

Well, THAT was ominous.

Achilles

Shunsui said:

Hmmmm...I wonder if any of those random lust throws stuck...

You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around Terra.

H: 4738 (100%), M: 3449 (86%) 17937w, 21900e 52.4% ex|cdbkh- 18:23:12.796 |-

You shuffle 1 card with the image of the Empress out of your deck.

H: 4738 (100%), M: 3449 (86%) 17937w, 21900e 52.4% ex|cdbk- 18:23:13.259 |-

Rubbing your fingers briskly on the card, you charge it with necessary energy.

The card begins to glow with a mystic energy.

H: 4738 (100%), M: 3449 (86%) 17937w, 21900e 52.4% ex|cdbk- 18:23:13.329 |-

You throw the card at the ground and it quickly grows into a portal through which Dunn is drawn.

Darklyre arrives, following Dunn.

Darklyre eases himself out of the Rat stance.

Klochild arrives, following Dunn.

Ryukishi arrives, following Dunn.

Gaetano arrives, following Dunn.

Jhui arrives, following Dunn.

Jhui eases himself out of the Dragon stance.

Bhayn arrives, following Dunn.

Fitz Devi arrives from the ether.

H: 4738 (100%), M: 3449 (86%) 17937w, 21875e 52.4% e|cdbk- 18:23:13.365 |-

You must regain balance first.

H: 4738 (100%), M: 3449 (86%) 17937w, 21875e 52.4% e|cdbk- 18:23:13.453 |-

Driven by the scent of fresh blood, the leech leaps and attaches itself to Cooper.

A hand-sized tick with a human face leaps for Lukis's throat.

H: 4738 (100%), M: 3449 (86%) 17937w, 21875e 52.4% e|cdbk- 18:23:13.463 |-

(Party): You say, "Summoned Dunn to On the Prelatorian Highway (road)."

H: 4738 (100%), M: 3449 (86%) 17937w, 21875e 52.4% e|cdbk- 18:23:13.703 |-

apparently so, hai guyz!

Te$haed?

Vadimuses

Assessing that you are a newcomer to the postal delivery services of Achaea, the postal clerk hands
you your first blank letter free of charge.
*** Congratulations! You have completed the Achaea Orientation task "Use a post office to request a
letter." (HELP TASKS) ***
[Orientation Task Reminder]: Now that you have obtained a letter from a post office, you can write
on it and mail it to whomever you would like. See HELP MAIL.

Darklyre

Achilles said:

Shunsui said:

Hmmmm...I wonder if any of those random lust throws stuck...

You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around Terra.

H: 4738 (100%), M: 3449 (86%) 17937w, 21900e 52.4% ex|cdbkh- 18:23:12.796 |-

You shuffle 1 card with the image of the Empress out of your deck.

H: 4738 (100%), M: 3449 (86%) 17937w, 21900e 52.4% ex|cdbk- 18:23:13.259 |-

Rubbing your fingers briskly on the card, you charge it with necessary energy.

The card begins to glow with a mystic energy.

H: 4738 (100%), M: 3449 (86%) 17937w, 21900e 52.4% ex|cdbk- 18:23:13.329 |-

You throw the card at the ground and it quickly grows into a portal through which Dunn is drawn.

Darklyre arrives, following Dunn.

Darklyre eases himself out of the Rat stance.

Klochild arrives, following Dunn.

Ryukishi arrives, following Dunn.

Gaetano arrives, following Dunn.

Jhui arrives, following Dunn.

Jhui eases himself out of the Dragon stance.

Bhayn arrives, following Dunn.

Fitz Devi arrives from the ether.

H: 4738 (100%), M: 3449 (86%) 17937w, 21875e 52.4% e|cdbk- 18:23:13.365 |-

You must regain balance first.

H: 4738 (100%), M: 3449 (86%) 17937w, 21875e 52.4% e|cdbk- 18:23:13.453 |-

Driven by the scent of fresh blood, the leech leaps and attaches itself to Cooper.

A hand-sized tick with a human face leaps for Lukis's throat.

H: 4738 (100%), M: 3449 (86%) 17937w, 21875e 52.4% e|cdbk- 18:23:13.463 |-

(Party): You say, "Summoned Dunn to On the Prelatorian Highway (road)."

H: 4738 (100%), M: 3449 (86%) 17937w, 21875e 52.4% e|cdbk- 18:23:13.703 |-

apparently so, hai guyz!

Te$haed?

Nah, Rat stance is great for kai combos.

Vaehl

And if you prep enough you can quad resto break really quickly!

Mishgul

and if you like being small and furry you are small and furry.

Sothantos

Not enough totem in this log, or it would've been:

Tanaar

Agreed. Randomly-stuck Lust biting the Nihilists in the ass for once have been an eminent example of turnabout being fair play.

Lack of totem, or at least a prepared group =

Shunsui

It was supposed to be a surprise ok gawsh!

Cooper

I was definitely surprised. Was like 'wtf why are they rushing now'

Kresslack

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Shadowy fernglade.

The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. There are 3 Tsol'aa rangers 

here.

You see exits leading southwest and northwest.

With the end of his longbow, a Tsol'aa ranger makes a quick jab behind your knees, knocking you off 

balance.

sw

You must regain balance first.

You have recovered balance on all limbs.BALANCE = YES  (0.466s)

With the end of his longbow, a Tsol'aa ranger makes a quick jab behind your knees, knocking you off 

balance.

You have recovered balance on all limbs.BALANCE = YES  (0.278s)

sw

Jonathin

Oh, best series of legal market tells in ages.

[spoiler]

- 2013/02/25 02:17:21 - Fawne says, "Have her fall in love with you all over again. Poet for hire."

- 2013/02/25 02:17:53 - Kurios says, "Then scare her right back off again. Bard for hire."

- 2013/02/25 02:18:12 - Moonfox says, "Have him fall in love with you all over. Buy him food. Chef 

for hire."

- 2013/02/25 02:18:44 - Nicia says, "Forget about him or her and spend your money to buy yourself 

something shiney, jeweller for hire."

- 2013/02/25 02:18:55 - Ayoxele says, "Kill him. Accepting duels."

- 2013/02/25 02:19:19 - Mosr says, "Put some clothes on him first. Tailor for hire."

- 2013/02/25 02:19:41 - Colgano says, "Quality armour and weapons at great prices! Celestial Falcon 

in Cyrene. South of West of the fountain."

- 2013/02/25 02:19:44 - Shekal says, "Feed him well and full, chef for hire."

- 2013/02/25 02:20:09 - Xae says, "Diamonds last forever, but not her. Jeweller for hire."

- 2013/02/25 02:20:58 - Katia says, "Love is a waste of effort. Buy something shiny instead. Crafter 

for hire."

- 2013/02/25 02:20:59 - Fawne says, "Forget about 'the one' and woo 'the many'. Poet for hire."

- 2013/02/25 02:21:00 - Nicia says, "Your body might only last a life time, but your Heraldic Arms 

will leave your legacy, an herald for hire."

- 2013/02/25 02:21:02 - Kurios says, "And get those quality custom undergarments made. Tailor and 

Bard for hire."

- 2013/02/25 02:21:22 - Mosr says, "Send him a love letter with your seal of love. Herald for hire."

- 2013/02/25 02:21:38 - Sherazad says, "Black Fist Wares in Delos. We have lots of stuff like 

alchemy cures and plants." This made me laugh for like 5 minutes, or rather, what seems like 5 minutes.

- 2013/02/25 02:21:48 - Kresslack says, "The only true love is the love of rum. Pick up a bottle and 

a cigar at Trade Winds in Ashtan."

- 2013/02/25 02:22:00 - The Channel Monitor says, "Ok, that's enough..."

[/spoiler]

ETA: Spoiler'd because most people already saw them.

Alyssea

Bah, ninja'd. 

Skye

@Sherazad combo-break'd it

Should've said something about covering up that black eye with renewal >_>

Vaehl

Very awkward experience:

(The Midnight Crew): Kresslack says, "You should stand at the entrance to Minia, preaching the Evil 

Gospels to newbies."

Well ok >.>

Ivy-covered archway to Minia.

The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. Vellis, the butterfly 

collector, potters about nearby. A ladder of long, soft leaves comprises a wispy Weaver's Fern along 

the ground. A small wooden sign is nailed crookedly to a post here.  Mischievite Teoliss is here. He 

wields a butterfly net in his left hand. Noxia is here.

You see exits leading northeast, east, southeast, and south.

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You lean over and slowly lick your Baalzadeen, savouring its unholy taint.

You taste 14200 health remaining.

Your Baalzadeen is syphoning that which afflicts you.

4194h, 3627m, 19252e, 16800w x-21:40:26:279

---------------RECOVERED EQUILIBRIUM---------------

4194h, 3627m, 19260e, 16800w ex-21:40:26:509

Noxia licks his lips.

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Noxia (male Tsol'aa).

He is 18 years old, having been born on the 10th of Scarlatan, 600 years after the fall of the 

Seleucarian Empire.

He is unranked in Achaea.

He is an extremely credible character.

He is not known for acts of infamy.

He is a Peasant in Hashan.

He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.

His motto: 'Annoyances will not be tolerated, be warned.'

4194h, 3627m, 19260e, 16800w ex-21:40:52:139

You use a soot-blackened tinderbox to make fire.

You use a soot-blackened tinderbox to make fire.

4194h, 3627m, 19260e, 16800w ex-21:40:55:401

Noxia pets a Baalzadeen ingratiatingly.

4194h, 3627m, 19260e, 16800w ex-21:40:56:492

A smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey.

4194h, 3627m, 19260e, 16800w ex-21:40:58:601

You use a soot-blackened tinderbox to make fire.

Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.

[Paving]: The weapons can hit me now

With a snarl, your Baalzadeen opens its mouth and spews a foul black liquid at Noxia.

I don't know if I just molested him or not.

Aktillum

Teaching a novice Jester combat.:

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6272h, 4299m, 27900e, 20400w ex 68<-

The topical remedy dissolves into your skin with no effect.

[Salves]: Salve Balance!

6272h, 4299m, 27900e, 20400w ex 68<-(apply restoration to legs)

You take out some salve and quickly rub it on your legs.

6272h, 4299m, 27900e, 20400w ex 68<-

Zephiel sets a jack-in-the-box on the ground and quickly winds it while whispering, 'Aktillum.' The 

cheerful music of a lute begins to emanate from it.

(svo): Careful: Zephiel started Jack-in-the-Box for you!

6272h, 4299m, 27900e, 20400w ex 68<-d

Room of mirrors.                                                      (Zephiel Jack-in-the-Box you)

This room has not been mapped.                                        (Zephiel Jack-in-the-Box you)

A ladder of long, soft leaves comprises a wispy Weaver's Fern along the ground. A furry humgii sits here, 

chewing on her jester cap. A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. A sigil in the shape of a small, 

rectangular monolith is on the ground. A sleek pony grazes nearby. A group of burdock roots lies here in a 

pile. A group of ginger roots lies here in a pile. A brightly coloured jack-in-the-box rests quietly on the 

ground.(Zephiel Jack-in-the-Box you)

You see exits leading north, east, south, west, and up.               (Zephiel Jack-in-the-Box you)

6272h, 4299m, 27898e, 20400w ex 68<-                                  (Zephiel Jack-in-the-Box you)

Your left leg is greatly healed, but still damaged.

[Salves]: Salve Balance!

6272h, 4299m, 27898e, 20400w ex 68<-(apply restoration to legs)

You take out some salve and quickly rub it on your legs.

6272h, 4299m, 27900e, 20400w ex 68<-

Chaimra has been slain by the might of Biba, a halfling woman.

6272h, 4299m, 27900e, 20400w ex 68<-dv

(diag)

You are:

an insomniac.

has a partially damaged left leg.

6272h, 4299m, 27900e, 20400w x 68<-

[Cured]: Left leg

[Salves]: Salve Balance!

6272h, 4299m, 27900e, 20400w x 68<-(apply mending to legs)

You take out some salve and quickly rub it on your legs.

[Healed]: Left Leg (Mended)

6272h, 4299m, 27900e, 20400w x 68<-

<---------------RECOVERED EQUILIBRIUM---------------> (0.863s)

6272h, 4299m, 27900e, 20400w ex 68<-

[Salves]: Salve Balance!

6272h, 4299m, 27900e, 20400w ex 68<-u

Grand ballroom.

This room has not been mapped.

A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. There are 2 monolith sigils in 2 groups here. An eerie 

skeletal horse clatters its bones as it paces here. A brightly coloured jack-in-the-box rests quietly on 

the ground.  Knave Prodigy Zephiel is here. He wields a puppet of Aktillum in his left hand and a banded 

shield in his right.

You see exits leading up and down.

6272h, 4299m, 27898e, 20400w ex 68<-

The top of the jack-in-the-box flips open and up pops a jester puppet with razor-sharp teeth. Growing to 

sudden, improbable size, the spring-loaded puppet rips your head off with a single bite.

You have been slain by Zephiel.

You gasp with the realisation that Zephiel has reached the level of Illustrious.

Zephiel tells you, "How do I stop it?"

Synbios

Did it just skip the line where the jitb yells 'Aktillum, I'm coming for you?'

Ruth

Skye said:

@Sherazad combo-break'd it

Should've said something about covering up that black eye with renewal >_>

You need cures for where the black fist has gone.