Memorable quotes

Jonathin

I CAN'T HELP THAT ALL MY CLANS GOT MESSED UP BECAUSE *SHALLAM SUNK INTO THE GD OCEAN.

Also, I'm glad that nobody posted the miss from the other day. It went to the crystalline channel then the refugees before I actually got it right. jsdhgsdkghsdkgjh

Lianca

CLAN clanshortname TELL <stuff>

Spraeth

4346h, 3852m, 19998e, 8243w excdbk 6%-human
You concentrate and are once again Grook.
4346h, 3852m, 20000e, 8155w xcdbk 6%-l
Blackstone Isle.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. Grass has been cut short across this site, and
trampled away to bare earth in some places. A few deciduous trees have been left standing, some
heavily laden with dark fruit, while others have been cut to make room for the burgeoning city.
Birds wheel in the sky above, and the smell of acacia blossoms is carried on the breeze that
drifts over the nearby Silverveil River. A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. A
youthful Jaruvian construction worker clears away shrubs and small trees with a sharp handaxe.
You see exits leading northeast, south, and northwest.
4346h, 3852m, 20000e, 8155w xcdbk 6%-
You have recovered equilibrium. (3.588s)
4346h, 3852m, 20000e, 8161w excdbk 6%-
A Jaruvian construction worker says, "Oi! Who are you?"
4346h, 3852m, 20000e, 8173w excdbk 6%-halfsmile
You allow yourself a half smile.
4346h, 3852m, 20000e, 8191w excdbk 6%-say my identity is not important.  Take my hand
You say, "My identity is not important. Take my hand."
4346h, 3852m, 20000e, 8197w excdbk 6%-
A Jaruvian construction worker glances around, looking for backup.
4346h, 3852m, 20000e, 8197w excdbk 6%-emote takes the worker's hand in his own
You have tmoted: Spraeth takes the worker's hand in his own.
4346h, 3852m, 20000e, 8215w ecdbk 6%-
You have recovered balance on all limbs. (0.945s)
4346h, 3852m, 20000e, 8215w excdbk 6%-
A Jaruvian construction worker sways, eyes suddenly unfocused.
4346h, 3852m, 20000e, 8215w excdbk 6%-
A Jaruvian construction worker says, "Wha--."
4346h, 3852m, 20000e, 8227w excdbk 6%-say look into my eyes, boy
You say, "Look into my eyes, boy."
4346h, 3852m, 20000e, 8227w excdbk 6%-emote stares at the worker hypnotically
You have tmoted: Spraeth stares at the worker hypnotically.
4346h, 3852m, 20000e, 8233w ecdbk 6%-
You have recovered balance on all limbs. (0.967s)
4346h, 3852m, 20000e, 8233w excdbk 6%-say to worker see truth, fool
You say to a Jaruvian construction worker, "See truth, fool."
4346h, 3852m, 20000e, 8239w excdbk 6%-
A Jaruvian construction worker looks into your eyes, raptured.
4346h, 3852m, 20000e, 8239w excdbk 6%-
Throwing back his head, a Jaruvian construction worker screams agonisingly.
4346h, 3852m, 20000e, 8245w excdbk 6%-
You see a Jaruvian construction worker shout, "No! It cannot be! I beg of you to make it stop!"
4346h, 3852m, 20000e, 8251w excdbk 6%-af
astralform
You summon all your will to focus your aura. In a flash of blazing light, your aura consumes
your body and nothing is left except your disembodied presence.

...

Shown the horrible mysteries of Chaos by Spraeth on the orders of Emperor Golgotha, a Jaruvian
construction worker has thrown himself to his death from the cliffs of Targossas.


Big ups to @Babel or whoever was responsible for this neat little mini-event.  That was a lot of fun, even though I predictably got smashed to bits by the entire marshalled forces of Light just a few moments later.

Mizik

So wait... did you just post an RP log Golgotha and you being bros again?

Does that mean we have to let you back in Ashtan?

Spraeth

Mizik said:

So wait... did you just post an RP log Golgotha and you being bros again?

Does that mean we have to let you back in Ashtan?

Don't sound so excited at the prospect.

Mizik

I mean, don't get me wrong, funny thing about being Archon is: no surprises as to who gets in or out.

B-)

Hermaldo

Jitaka says, "Have you heard about Cyrene? It really is the bravest place to visit... everyone there
is so drab and brown! The favourite pasttime is riding, which goes on so often they might as well
name the place after it! But you really must visit during the little-known Flamingo Festival. Every
69 days, all the silky dragons in the area assemble at the Laze Hall and put on their best boxers,
to dance the night away. At the height of festivities, everyone votes for the most naughty bard, who
is awarded the Blue Flute Trophy! The winner then can kiss that trophy until the next Flamingo
Festival."

Best mad lib ever....

Jiraishin

Taskmaster Tael Escath (male Human).
He is 300 years old, having been born on the 18th of Daedalan, 318 years after
the fall of the Seleucarian Empire.
He is ranked 598th in Achaea.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is not known for acts of infamy.
He is a Dynamis in Mhaldor.
He is a proud soldier of Mhaldor.
He is considered to be approximately 240% of your might.
He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
His motto: 'Vain is the heart of mortality.'
He bears the arms: Argent, a raven displayed Sable within a tressure of the
second.
See HONOURS DEEDS TAEL to view his 2 special honours.
4336h, 3675m cexkb@-21:46:42:862(+75 Mana)
Tvistor Wintermourne (male Atavian).
He is 102 years old, having been born on the 20th of Chronos, 516 years after
the fall of the Seleucarian Empire.
He is ranked 993rd in Achaea.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is not known for acts of infamy.
He is considered to be approximately 110% of your might.
He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
His motto: 'Vain is the heart of mortality.'
See HONOURS DEEDS TVISTOR to view his 1 special honours.

I just noticed this and I can't ICly ask either of them about it anymore.

Kresslack

(The Midnight Crew): Xenomorph says, "Lemme give you my superhero notes from my math story.."

(The Midnight Crew): Xenomorph says, "Think of me like a deadly volcano's swashbuckling tour guide, 

with perfect hair, killer biceps, the mind of ten astronauts, and a crotch packing more heat than an 

IRA pipebomb factory. A guide of action, truth, and purpose. If I'm willing to take people to hell 

and back just to do a simple hourlong trash picking project at the beach, you can be damn sure I'm 

going to use it to solve this problem too."

(The Midnight Crew): Xenomorph says, "It will be done. Then afterwards, you can clean any messes we 

made on the way. I won't be there for that part, 'cause I got shit to do back at the hideout. Not 

only do I work for free, I get the job done, and we superheroes don't charge. I'm like a Batman that 

splits when shit gets boring or haters won't shut up."

(The Midnight Crew): Xenomorph says, "The Christian Bale one though, not the dumb Michael Keaton one.

 The costume had floppy fucking ears! How would any criminal not laugh just a little if his ears 

weren't more badass. Seriously, 30million dollar movie, and pawn shop quality ears. Any ear you see 

in my story cost a hundred bucks -and I can keep it up longer than that hack did."

(The Midnight Crew): Lukan says, "It's wednesday, and that means half price drinks. So fuck this 

giant spiel from Xeno, I'm gonna go get wasted on 3 dollar long island iced tea."

clt I'm not even sure what just happened

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "I'm not even sure what just happened."

(The Midnight Crew): Lukan says, "Wall of text."

(The Midnight Crew): Xenomorph says, "God I can't wait to ditch every fucking one of you like your 

invisible friends did a long time ago."

(The Midnight Crew): Lukan says, "<3 you Xebromorph."

(The Midnight Crew): Xenomorph says, "Throwing the keys in the comment box, taking my ball, and 

storming home for good."

Sherazad

Not really memorable but lol'd at Mudlet being weird sometimes on highlighted stuff.

Kresslack

For lack of anything better to do, I decided to actively take up hunting. I was making good progress, despite having died to ursu about five times. I was bouncing back from that and getting momentum again, when suddenly....

sq u

Atop a crevice.

Filling the firmament is a lattice of heavy grey clouds. There are 5 ursu men here. A storm-eyed war 

falcon perches here, its steely plumage flared in agitation. A juicy blackberry lies on the ground 

in great danger of being squished.

You can see no further.

Tvistor

Jiraishin said:

Taskmaster Tael Escath (male Human).
He is 300 years old, having been born on the 18th of Daedalan, 318 years after
the fall of the Seleucarian Empire.
He is ranked 598th in Achaea.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is not known for acts of infamy.
He is a Dynamis in Mhaldor.
He is a proud soldier of Mhaldor.
He is considered to be approximately 240% of your might.
He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
His motto: 'Vain is the heart of mortality.'
He bears the arms: Argent, a raven displayed Sable within a tressure of the
second.
See HONOURS DEEDS TAEL to view his 2 special honours.
4336h, 3675m cexkb@-21:46:42:862(+75 Mana)
Tvistor Wintermourne (male Atavian).
He is 102 years old, having been born on the 20th of Chronos, 516 years after
the fall of the Seleucarian Empire.
He is ranked 993rd in Achaea.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is not known for acts of infamy.
He is considered to be approximately 110% of your might.
He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
His motto: 'Vain is the heart of mortality.'
See HONOURS DEEDS TVISTOR to view his 1 special honours.

I just noticed this and I can't ICly ask either of them about it anymore.

Coincidence. Tael is just me in a more enthusiastic, more artied body.

Synbios

Plutonium (male Mhun).

He is 18 years old, having been born on the 11th of Sarapin, 601 years after the fall of the 

Seleucarian Empire.

He is unranked in Achaea.

He is an extremely credible character.

He is not known for acts of infamy.

He is a Slave in Mhaldor.

He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.

A weapon of mass-destruction in the making.

Sherazad

Synbios said:

Plutonium (male Mhun).

He is 18 years old, having been born on the 11th of Sarapin, 601 years after the fall of the 

Seleucarian Empire.

He is unranked in Achaea.

He is an extremely credible character.

He is not known for acts of infamy.

He is a Slave in Mhaldor.

He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.

A weapon of mass-destruction in the making.

Can't touch this. 

Bonko

Message #2399       Sent by Domatus

2/21/14:38 C'mere and I'll show you.

Looking over Domatus, you see the following tattoos:

Body Part  Tattoo                           Charges

---------------------------------------------------

Head       a tree tattoo                     6

Torso      a brazier tattoo                  35

Torso      a cloak tattoo                    49

Right arm  a mindseye tattoo                 35

Left leg   a shield tattoo                   36

Right leg  a web tattoo                      49

You sent the following message to Domatus:

No. u come here. Private quarters of the Insidious.

Private quarters of the Insidious.

A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. A solid bookcase of dark, gleaming wood

rises high from the floor. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on

the ground. Devoto Domatus is here.

You see a single exit leading west (open door).

You close the door leading east.

You lock the east door.

Message #2400       Sent by Domatus

2/21/14:40 ...what?

Message #2401       Sent by Domatus

2/21/14:44 The fudge.

Message #2402       Sent by Domatus

2/21/14:47 Dude, let me the fudge out.

You sent the following message to Domatus:

What do you say?

Message #2403       Sent by Domatus

2/21/14:50 Mother fudging let me out before I turn your rectum into my golf club

cover.

You sent the following message to Domatus:

That doesn't sound like "please" and "sorry for attacking you" .

Message #2404       Sent by Domatus

2/21/14:51 You attacked Aepas.

Message #2405       Sent by Domatus

2/21/14:51 I -had- to do something, new Mhaldorian and all that.

You sent the following message to Domatus:

Wut, he knows it was a joke. Now say sorry. And please.

Message #2406       Sent by Domatus

2/21/14:51 Sorry, please.

(He only waited like 20 seconds but I was about to let him out.)

Domatus has stopped his own heart, killing himself instantly.

Tesha

4116h, 3780m, 13822e, 14165w excdbk 57- 12:40:02.912 p bomb

A little grey ball, the dust bomb has no visible triggering mechanism.

It has 10 months of usefulness left.

It weighs 12 ounce(s).

It bears the distinctive mark of Shunsui.

A counter on it shows that it will detonate in 8 seconds.

4116h, 3780m, 13832e, 14165w excdbk 57- 12:40:03.232 

Shunsui gathers his legs under him and backflips out to the north.

4116h, 3780m, 13832e, 14165w excdbk 57- 12:40:04.884 give bomb to humgii

You want to be crazy and play with ticking bombs, do it yourself bub.

4116h, 3780m, 13832e, 14165w excdbk 57- 12:40:06.260 

A dust bomb blows up in your hands!

It scatters a fine sparkling dust into your eyes.

Entaro

(Fun): You say, "I caused an untrapped error by doing help elementalism in dform."

(Fun): Rangor says, "Shame on you!"

Message #6489       Sent by Tecton

2/21/20:41 YOU MONSTER!

You sent the following message to Tecton:

AND ILL DO IT AGAIN.

Message #6490       Sent by Tecton

2/21/20:42 I DARE YOU!

9.31 Elementalism

Elementalism is a relatively straightforward skill. By opening channels to

four of the five Elemental realms (Magi do not use the Spirit realm), you will

be able to cast a wide variety of elementally-based offensive and defensive

spells. The effects of these spells might range from summoning an efreeti to

calling down the might of Vastar, the Skylord, in the Stormhammer, to bringing

forth fog or hail.

These are the abilities available in this skill

-----------------------------------------------

Channel             Open conduits to the Elemental Realms.

Light               Light up your surroundings.

Gust                Blow someone in a direction with a gust of wind.

Reflection          Create a distracting illusion of yourself.

Stonefist           Coat your fists with rock and punch with more power.

Waterweird          Summon a water elemental to help you walk on water.

Stoneskin           Create a protective but supple layer of stone around you.

Barkskin            Make your skin tough like bark.

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7626h, 7669m, 32080e, 30595w exdb-

Message #6491       Sent by Tecton

2/21/20:42 It's fixed, you're fine.

Lisbethae

I know this is a bug, but sometimes it makes me laugh.

You set Swaying in a drugged haze, a bloodied acolyte crouches here silently. to sell for 1500 gold sovereigns each (in bin 7).

Melodie

(After dying twice down in Meropis)

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "Sheesh."

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "Meropis is fun, but I think I'm gonna stick to the mainland for actual exp. ."

(The Midnight Crew): Xer says, "Haha."

(The Midnight Crew): Xer says, "Yus, I found the mainland a lot better personally too."

(The Midnight Crew): @Penwize says, "Pff, amateur!"

(The Midnight Crew): Penwize says, "But hey, means more for me, so that's okay!"

(The Midnight Crew): Penwize says, "You know the alternative is to just pay me to take you bashing."

(The Midnight Crew): Xer says, "XD."

(The Midnight Crew): Penwize says, "I can show you the world."

(The Midnight Crew): Penwize says, "Shining, shimmering, splendid."

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "Now Penwize is trying to romance me."

(The Midnight Crew): Yiwen says, "Loll."

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "And it's working. ."

(The Midnight Crew): Penwize says, "Tell me, princess, now when did you last let your heart decide?"

(The Midnight Crew): Lisbethae says, "Two hours ago."

(The Midnight Crew): Penwize says, "I can open your eyes! Take you wonder by wonder."

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "Gdi Penny."

(The Midnight Crew): Penwize says, "Over, sideways and under on a magic eagle ride!"

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "Stop disney-songing me, that's not fair."

(The Midnight Crew): Penwize says, "A WHOLE NEW WORLD!"

(The Midnight Crew): Penwize says, "A new fantastic point of view."

(The Midnight Crew): Penwize says, "No one to tell us no, or where to go, or say we're only dreaming!"

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "Brb paying Penwize credits."

(The Midnight Crew): Penwize says, "<3."

Darklyre

     54* Achaea       2/20/1:05

Your bug report (detail: "With a quick incantation, Avathar'an, the King of Istarion summons two shimmering magical swords into 

existence, directing them towards you as they procede to hack and slice through your flesh." - 'procede' is misspelled.) - has 

been fixed. The following notes were included: If you don't know whether to proceed or to precede something, why not procede? I 

suppose not...

Kaiya

       A Listing of the Houses of Achaea

               Which reside in the city of Eleusis

Short Name      A  In Which City  Long Name

--------------  -  -------------  ----------------------------------------------

Sentinels       Y  Eleusis        The Sentinels of Nature

Druids          Y  Eleusis        The Ancient Circle of Druids

Sylvans         Y  Eleusis        The Sylvanic Fellowship

Delphinus

Mizik

Your House Icon has been tuned to the DAMBLUNT primary power. It may not be tuned again for at least another 120
Achaean months.

UH OHHHHH

Kresslack

dig

You set to work, digging furiously, but unfortunately, your effort is for naught.

You have recovered balance on all limbs.BALANCE = YES  (1.792s)

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Caves around an underwater volcano.

There are 2 gigantic sea spiders here. A herd of ten silvery green hippocampi frolic in the sea 

currents.

You see exits leading east and south.

Impaling you with one of his forelegs, a gigantic sea spider lifts you up into the air like a rag 

doll, slamming you back into the ground a moment later with violent force.

Impaling you with one of his forelegs, a gigantic sea spider lifts you up into the air like a rag 

doll, slamming you back into the ground a moment later with violent force.(sip health) (-2051 

Health) 

You take a drink from a cedarwood vial.

The elixir heals and soothes you. (+822 Health) 

s

Caves around an underwater volcano.

You see exits leading north, northeast, and east.

Sothantos

You say, "The first issue is straightforward. Adroushan is not secure against our enemies. The Nihilists easily infiltrate these halls that you have built for the faithful, desecreting Your holy ground. The wall opens to their words, and we cannot close it."

Sohl has entered the area.

Sohl, riding an ebony pegasus, arrives from the north.

General Sohl Vallah arrives from the north.

Sohl's eyes uncloud as a wunjo rune heals his blindness.

Sohl's attention is grabbed and held by a nairat rune.

Sohl's eyes close suddenly as he falls asleep.

The door to the north slams shut.

A look of true love crosses Sohl's face.

A look of purest love crosses Sohl's face, and Sohl is summoned away.

General Sohl Vallah leaves to the ether.

Sohl has left the area.

Deucalion, the Righteous Fire says, "Your point is well made."

Seftin

Mizik said:

Your House Icon has been tuned to the DAMBLUNT primary power. It may not be tuned again for at least another 120
Achaean months.

UH OHHHHH

Gdi @Mizik!!!

Kresslack

@Sothantos: One of the best quotes I've ever seen. 

Ruth

Kresslack says to a shipmate in a deep, strong voice, "Don't aust s *hic* gand th *hic* jere
llAughing like l littyle Siiirenl gpt a dammned mop and bucket!"

Kresslack lapses into a state of unconsciousness.

Kresslack regains consciousness with a start.

Kresslack lapses into a state of unconsciousness.

You give a trillingly melodic laugh.

Kresslack regains consciousness with a start.

You say in a quiet, speculative voice, "Fine!"

Kresslack lapses into a state of unconsciousness.

You empty out a bucket on top of Kresslack, covering him in water.

Kresslack shouts, "Oi!" at the top of his voice.

You say in a quiet, speculative voice, "You said to clean up!"

You see Warlock Convert Kresslack De'Verres, the Black Wolf yell, "HaalpP!"




Cough. Sorry, @Kresslack!

Kresslack

Also, I'm never drinking with @Ruth again. She somehow convinced me it would be a good idea to quaff a bottle of rum....one I thought to be already half empty. It was full. 

I spent the next hour fading in and out of consciousness and puking everywhere.....and she refused to just kill me. She's bloody evil I tell you...

Katzchen

Kresslack said:

Also, I'm never drinking with @Ruth again. She somehow convinced me it would be a good idea to quaff a bottle of rum....one I thought to be already half empty. It was full. 

I spent the next hour fading in and out of consciousness and puking everywhere.....and she refused to just kill me. She's bloody evil I tell you...

Oh yeah, how about her other plan, did she pull that off, or were you too busy puking everywhere?